0:00:04 > 0:00:06Hey, it's Shari, and as you know,
0:00:06 > 0:00:11I was in France for a year, so this is French Bus!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Ooooooh!
0:00:15 > 0:00:19ALL TALK AT ONCE IN PRETEND FRENCH
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Yeah, I'm back! Back with my besties and back on Dixi,
0:00:22 > 0:00:25where Mimi's still posting her makeovers.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- Here's Bus Hairstyles with... - Mimi and Isla!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33We have a guest star joining us today. It's Shari!
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Hi, guys. I'm here for the makeover, and I've brought munchies!
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Shari, I said scrunchies! Not munchies!
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Ooh, strawberry laces!- I love them. - I love strawberry laces!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Syd and Chloe are still cosplaying and gaming,
0:00:46 > 0:00:49and doing other weird stuff.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- BOY'S VOICE:- Hello, and welcome to All Talk. Wait! That's not my voice.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55We seem to be having some technical difficulties.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Quick - help me fix it!
0:00:57 > 0:00:58- GIRL'S VOICE:- Sounds fine to me!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01See what I mean?
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Ooh, new post from Syd!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06The Game Over Kid - check out my recut of this cosplay fail.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Ha! That is pretty funny.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Know what else is new?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Me and my besties are off to a shiny new school.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Hey, it's Shari,
0:01:22 > 0:01:26and this is where we'll be spending the next three weeks -
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Asta-Rathbone Creative Arts Academy.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30We sent in an audition video.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35'In a world where everyone has disappeared...'
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Hello?
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Come with me!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Hee-yah!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- What happened to everyone? Is it a zombie apocalypse?- Worse!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46'An alien-vampire invasion?'
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Even worse! Look!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52It's Monday, and we're late for school.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Noooooooooo!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57And they picked us to go on a special arts course.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Wow! Shari, Eve - check out this music room.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Come on in if you want to sing
0:02:05 > 0:02:08# Singing songs is so our thing
0:02:08 > 0:02:10# If you sing you've got to make it rhyme
0:02:10 > 0:02:13# Or else it sounds weird and not that catchy! #
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Yes!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19They have this whole media centre with all kinds of editing software,
0:02:19 > 0:02:21so I can do things like this.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23And this.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29You may want to put on your normal face. We've got company.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Oh. Chloe. Putting the "me" in media.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Come for a course in advanced selfies?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36It's actually a lot more complex than that.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I'm doing visual arts.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Wow! You've managed to make selfies into an art form.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I know. Here - you can be in one.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48It's for a piece called A Rose Among The Thorns.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Who's Rose?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Time for our induction meeting. We're going to get inducted.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Welcome, newest cast members.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15So first, your map through these uncharted waters.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18You can't have the map of uncharted waters.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20That's why they're uncharted.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Take five, everyone.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I left your lesson plan in the staffroom.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27People actually say "take five" here.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's like being on The Next Step!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31LAUGHTER
0:03:31 > 0:03:33What are they all laughing at?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Maybe there's a funny meme on Dixi?
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Ooh, I love funny memes!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38You won't love this one.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43ROBOTIC MALE VOICE: In a world where everyone's a loser...
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Hello?
0:03:45 > 0:03:50INAUDIBLE AS SPEEDED UP
0:03:52 > 0:03:57ROBOTIC MALE VOICE: Look on my works, losers, and despair.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- It's happening again! - No, we won't be brought down
0:04:01 > 0:04:03by another cyber-bully attack, not today!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06"Hosted by The Nameless One.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09"Look on my works, losers, and despair."
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Who would do that? - Oh, I've got an idea,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14but they don't know who they're messing with.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Yeah, they do - they tagged us.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Oh, it's on! Nameless One, get ready to be named and shamed.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25It is totally harsh, Pegasus!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I've got seven Asta-Rathbone suspects.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29There's no time to lose.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I'm waiting for the play auditions.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Everyone's still upset about that recut of our video,
0:04:34 > 0:04:36but haters gonna hate, right?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38And the Nameless One won't stop me from doing my best
0:04:38 > 0:04:40when I audition for the part of...
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Nervous Girl. Ooh, hi, Chloe, hi, Pace.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Are you auditioning for the play, too?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I didn't get on the course. I'm just here to help Chloe set up.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51And I don't audition. I'm only here to raid the rail.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58BOTH: Mine! I saw it first! It looked better on me!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Calm down, divas.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Hi, Shari!- Hi.- Found any more clues in the hunt for the Nameless One?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10No, but you know how I'm directing the play? It's the perfect cover
0:05:10 > 0:05:13for investigating the Asta-Rathbone lot.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I'll look out for anything suspicious in the auditions.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Thank you!- Hey! You guys!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Check out all the features of my iTunes board.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24I'm impressed and worried by how excited you are by a light switch.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Actually, it is exciting. It's the Stage Box X7.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- I've never seen the X7 series before.- Powerful stuff.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33You have to be very bright to use it.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Bright, like lights?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Hi. I'm Addie.- Eve.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Oh! These are my friends - Shari, Mimi.- Hi!
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- Attention, everyone! Who's here to audition?- I am!- I'm not.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I'm directing, au naturellement.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52No, you're not. I am, so you'd better run along.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm staying, because I'm directing.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Neither of you are directing! At least, not yet.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I need to see who's best suited to the job.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Well, that's easy. It's me. I'm the best.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08You'll both get a chance to play your flute and see who follows.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Benedict, you can work with the actors first,
0:06:11 > 0:06:13so, Shari, you'll have to be patient.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I can be patient in a heartbeat.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- For now, I'll just stick around and block the auditions.- No, you won't.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Perry has exclusive behind-the-scenes access.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21It's fine. I don't mind.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Yes, you do. You're a very sensitive artist.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Bobbin! I guess you'll have to be my eyes on the inside
0:06:30 > 0:06:31until I take over directing.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Nervous Girl will see everything.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36What, Nervous... No, she won't! She's only in a few scenes!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I need you to be in the thick of it. Go for the lead!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Oh, I don't know, Shari. I think Nervous Girl is more me.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Anyone auditioning for the female lead, come with me.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46All our scenes are together.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51OK, I'll do it. I'm on the case.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Yes!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57I think you might be right, Parakeet, but the important thing is
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Mimi gets the lead so we can carry on our investigation.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Exactly, Mayfly. The game is on!
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Hey, it's Shari, and this is troll hunting.- This is what now?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- Troll hunting.- You don't think that's a little bit over-the-top?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Hey! There is nothing over-the-top about my investigation.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19There is a nameless nemesis lurking amongst us, and by us,
0:07:19 > 0:07:22I mean one of those Asta-Rathbone kids.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23I don't know.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25They're not all bad.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Hey! Has the parts list gone up yet? - No, not yet,
0:07:28 > 0:07:30and they still haven't asked me as director yet.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Bet that Benedict guy's swanning around like it's going to be him.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35See what I mean?! Total swannage.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38OMD. This is it! He's got the list!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Why does he have it? Does that mean he's the director?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44I need to get in there. Eve, you fill.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Oh, I think I messed up my audition.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I should have stuck with Nervous Girl!
0:07:48 > 0:07:49You see, I'm good at nervous!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Meems, you were awesome, and I'm not just saying that
0:07:52 > 0:07:55because it would massively help our investigation if you got the lead.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56CLEARING OF THROAT
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Well, that's not why I'm saying it.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Time for the moment of truth.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Are you ready for your close-up, Zoe?- Of course.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05I'll pretend to be surprised when I get the...
0:08:05 > 0:08:07What?! Nervous Girl? Are you kidding me?!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Does this look like a supporting character to you?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I did it. I got the lead!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Hey, Ryan, I don't know if you saw, but I got the lead,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19so you're going to be seeing a lot more of me now.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Better get cracking on the romance! Ooh! In the play, I mean.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Uh-huh. Laters.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28No talent and no chemistry. This play is doomed.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32You ignore her! You're in.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- OK, so the first thing you want to do...- Congratulations, Mimi!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38What thespian thrills await you!
0:08:38 > 0:08:42First rehearsal's Thursday. Ooh. Better get learning those lines.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I've got to learn this?
0:08:44 > 0:08:48In one day? I-I've got to go. Sorry, Shari!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50What's the point in her getting the lead
0:08:50 > 0:08:52if she's got no time to investigate?
0:08:52 > 0:08:57- I thought we were being happy for her.- Happy? This is a disaster!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59If I'm going to get any dirt on the AR kids,
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I need to be made director pronto!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Did I just hear that right?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07You do realise I'm going to be the director?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Er, OK, it's clearly going to be me cos my audition film was hilarious.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I'm sure a lot of people laughed AT it,
0:09:12 > 0:09:14but you have to admit mine was better.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- It was a short masterpiece. - Oh, was it short?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I fell asleep during it, so I wouldn't know.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Despair.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Justice.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29The end?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30End.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I'm not surprised the work of a true artiste went over your head.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Imagine what we'd end up with if you directed the play.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Something that's actually fun to watch?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40More like Hamlet directed by clowns.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42What fantastic energy!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46I don't know what I was thinking choosing between you two.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- We must have you side by side. - What?!- What?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Oh, yes! Artistic sparks are going to fly with you two co-directing.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56You shall become comrades in arts.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01Let your creative juices flow together.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Tell me that just didn't happen!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Perfect. Now we'll be lucky if we end up with something
0:10:05 > 0:10:08as entertaining as your recut audition blog.
0:10:09 > 0:10:15- OK, that was just mean.- Why would he even bring up that horrible video?
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Unless...he's the Nameless One!
0:10:19 > 0:10:23OK, so I might be stuck co-directing with Benedict,
0:10:23 > 0:10:27but at least I'll be side-by-side with my new prime suspect.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Hi, it's Shari, and this is brain-swapping with Isla!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I don't know how it's happened.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I need to get back into my own body,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42but first, I have to find it.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Oh, no! I'm brain-swapped with Shari.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Now I'm going to dance like this!
0:10:51 > 0:10:52I have to swap back.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- BOY'S VOICE:- You think you've got problems? How do you think I feel?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04GIRL'S VOICE: I don't want to talk about it.