Undercover Showrunner

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06Chloe, where are you?

0:00:06 > 0:00:08I'm here.

0:00:08 > 0:00:09I don't see you.

0:00:09 > 0:00:10I'm literally right next to you.

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Where?

0:00:13 > 0:00:14Are you invisible?

0:00:18 > 0:00:19Typical.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21My brother's just messing around, gaming.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Some of us have a mystery to solve.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Well, luckily, I've got a plan.

0:00:26 > 0:00:27Hey, it's Shari,

0:00:27 > 0:00:31and welcome to my first day co-directing while detecting.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33You can call me your under-cover show-runner.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Ooh, that would be a great band name!

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Thanks, Isla.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40But the point is, now that Mimi's gone all leading lady on me,

0:00:40 > 0:00:42I have to stick to Benedict like glue to expose him as

0:00:42 > 0:00:43the Nameless One.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Speaking of,

0:00:45 > 0:00:47why isn't he here?

0:00:47 > 0:00:48That's suspicious.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Suspicious.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52No, that's the bus route.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53And sorry to ruin your master plan,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55but isn't it going to be a bit much -

0:00:55 > 0:00:58directing the showcase and spying on Benedict?

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Please! Directing is easy.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01All I have to do is swan around and wear a beret.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Comme ci?- Nice.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Berets are important.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Particularly when you're going undercover.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09And plus, you guys will be helping me, right?

0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'm going to be pretty busy backstage.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13And I'm more music than drama.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15But you'll be fine, Shari.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17You're great at drama.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Hey!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Fine. I'll just do this whole thing myself.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22And it'll be worth it to stop the Nameless One

0:01:22 > 0:01:24after what they did to our audition video.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27"Look on my works, losers, and despair."

0:01:27 > 0:01:29- I'll show them.- Where's that from?

0:01:29 > 0:01:30I've heard it before.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34It's from the nameless troll that recut our audition film.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35I saw that.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Dixi really needs to crack down on the anonymous cyber hate.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Oh, that's where it's from. Last week,

0:01:40 > 0:01:44some random anon posted the exact comment on her Bongo Boogie blog.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46OMD, that's a clue!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Oh, it has to tell us something!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51What does it tell us?

0:01:51 > 0:01:56That whoever's doing this speaks like a bad James Bond villain.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00No. It tells us that the Nameless One's been lurking around on Dixi

0:02:00 > 0:02:02for longer than we thought.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Hey, guys.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Loving the new song. - Oh, thanks, Perry.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06What song?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Oh, I saw Addie and Sofi-Jade's Bongo Boogie blog, too.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10And I gave it a thumb,

0:02:10 > 0:02:12and then we decided to do a song together.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14# Bongo

0:02:14 > 0:02:16# Bongo boogie

0:02:16 > 0:02:19# Goes right through me

0:02:19 > 0:02:23# Always moves me. #

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Nice.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25OK, he's here. Play it cool.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27He can't know we know he's the Nameless One.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Oh, that's easy, because we don't know he's the Nameless One.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- You guys think Benedict's the Nameless One?- Shh!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Hey, Benny!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38It's only my co-director, Benny!

0:02:38 > 0:02:39It's Benedict.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Three syllables.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43So I think we should totally spend today together,

0:02:43 > 0:02:46go over scripts and stuff, now that we're co-directors.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Thanks, but no thanks.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Just because you hijacked my play doesn't mean we actually

0:02:52 > 0:02:53have to hang out together.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I didn't hijack anything. Miss Malik chose us both.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Well, clearly, she isn't thinking straight.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59She even ignored my letter of protest.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01You wrote a letter of protest?

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Of course.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Do you really think I want you lumbering along beside me,

0:03:05 > 0:03:06trampling all over my work?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09The only way this partnership is going to work is if

0:03:09 > 0:03:12you sit back and let me run the show.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Since you ask so nicely,

0:03:14 > 0:03:15how about NO?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16See, unlike you,

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I'm going to do more than just stand around looking pretentious.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20I have creativity to express.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Well, maybe you should channel your creativity into something

0:03:23 > 0:03:25more appropriate for your skill set.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Like finger painting?

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Leave the theatre to me.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I have vision.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yeah, well, Shari has a beret.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Yep.- I rest my case.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Unbelievable!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I have loads of vision,

0:03:39 > 0:03:40you...pamplemousse!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Did you just call him a grapefruit?

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Yeah, well, he deserved it.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47And did you see how he refused to spend today with me?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49I mean, what's he doing that means I can't be there?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Oh, no.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- What is it?- Another video on Dixi. Don't look.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56DRUMBEATS REPLACED WITH BURPS, BOOING IN THE BACKGROUND

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- UNNATURALLY HIGH VOCALS - # Bongo, Bongo boogie

0:03:58 > 0:04:02# Goes right through me Always moves me. #

0:04:03 > 0:04:05No! They ruined our vlog!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Why would someone do that?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09It's the Nameless One.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12And if they're picking on Sofi-Jade and Addie as well then

0:04:12 > 0:04:14that means that they're not just after the Drew Fletcher kids -

0:04:14 > 0:04:16they're after all of us!

0:04:18 > 0:04:22I know, CuriousGirl - that remix was totally horrible.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Have fun gaming, Chloe, but I've got my own mission -

0:04:26 > 0:04:27bring down Benedict!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30ELECTRONIC MUSIC

0:04:30 > 0:04:32# Put your left arm in

0:04:32 > 0:04:33# Left arm out. #

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Chloe, finally!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38I've been looking forward to some quality quest time.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39No soppy stuff, Syd.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42I want to slay something.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Bad day?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45This showcase is so stressful!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48I had to take a billion selfies today.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49I think I strained my thumb.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53On the upside, remember that rebel dwarf clan from the bog lands?

0:04:53 > 0:04:54I went on a raid, earlier.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Guess who got their battle-axe!

0:04:56 > 0:04:57Sweet.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Let's go find that level nine goblin.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I'm going to win his war hammer.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I like that guy.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Maybe I should do a goblin segment on Orc Talk.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Ew! Goblins are like the dorks of the kingdom.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12True. He was kind of dorky at the laser maze tournament.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14But I need guest stars.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You need a star, and you think goblin?

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Hello!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20I'll come on and talk about my new game -

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Zappy Orcs by Chloe.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23It's going to be awesome.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Perfect! We could do a live chat on coding and...

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Score!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Try the key of acquirement.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Ugh! You will not believe what Zoe just posted on Dixi!

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Are you on Dixi right now?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38We're meant to be on a mission!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40And who is Zoe?

0:05:40 > 0:05:41A total wannabe.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Clearly intimidated by me.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46And she has this silent girl follow her around and carry her bags.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Who does that?

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Ha! Right.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Definitely no-one I know.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Finally, the sacred stone of Alrof!

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Come to Papa!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Hey! You're not the goblin guy.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- DEEP VOICE:- Tremble before me, Elf Lord.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Who are you?

0:06:07 > 0:06:08And what's with the Vader voice?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I am the Grim Griefer,

0:06:10 > 0:06:11and I am your nemesis.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I saw your latest Orc Talk and it was pathetic.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Back off.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17No-one insults my boyfriend except me.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Yeah. What?

0:06:19 > 0:06:20You're both losers.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Losers? Have you seen my kill count?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25And your girlfriend's out of your league.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Erm...we're in the exact same guild.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Fire spell!

0:06:29 > 0:06:30- BOTH:- Hey!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Get behind me.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34You fight well, for doomed elves.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Hey, the sacred stone! That's mine!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41It was yours, fool.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43But you cannot stand against my cheat codes.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- But that's cheating!- Yes.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46And this is losing.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Ice spell!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Ugh! He's frozen us.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Thanks for the stone, Elf Lord.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Or should I say Syd Doyle?

0:06:55 > 0:06:56And I'll be back.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00I won't rest until both of you are banished from the kingdom forever.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Hey, get back here and fight me like a real troll.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Syd, clear your gaming schedule.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08We have a new mission.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Slay that guy.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11It is on!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Watch out, Grim Griefer.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15You just messed with the wrong elves!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Thanks, Scorpion.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22They're not getting away with this!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Oh, why's Shari posting another video?

0:07:25 > 0:07:29She's on an arts course. How much drama can there be?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Guys, stop torturing yourselves.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I thought people liked my songs.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I've only just put my channel up and it's already been trolled.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38You can't let it get to you.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40We have to fight back!

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Shari's right.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44You can throw shade on my page in your twisted hate crusade,

0:07:44 > 0:07:47but that kind of messing won't stop me expressing.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I'm Sofi-Jade and I won't be played.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Yeah! What she said.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53We have to focus on bringing Benedict down.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Why are you so convinced he's the Nameless One?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Whoever it was, they made us look like total idiots.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00We worked really hard on that,

0:08:00 > 0:08:02and some anonymous user just trashes it.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04And they mocked my percussion.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Bongos are a complex instrument.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Rhythm isn't easy, you know?

0:08:07 > 0:08:08It's horrible.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Just try to ignore it.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13I know! How about we go to that Save The Otters march in town?

0:08:13 > 0:08:14I've already made badges.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Plus the protesters love it when people bring their own bongos...

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Thanks, but I'm not in the mood. I think I'm just going to go home

0:08:20 > 0:08:22and watch monster movies till I feel better.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Eve, are you OK?

0:08:26 > 0:08:27No. I'm not OK.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I'm so over all this online angst.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Hey, it upset me too, but I think you're overreacting.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Overreacting?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37You have no idea how much Dixi drama I've had to put up with.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39First the Dixi Killer, then a cyber ghost,

0:08:39 > 0:08:42and now some nameless troll who keeps picking on my friends.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Enough is enough!

0:08:44 > 0:08:45- I'm out.- Out of what?

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Out of Dixi.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48OK, yeah, yeah, yeah -

0:08:48 > 0:08:51log out until you've calmed down. Not that you need to calm down!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53And then, when you sign back in tomorrow,

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- this will all feel much better. - I'm not logging out.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I'm deleting my account.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58- Chloe, no!- You can't!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I can and I have.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Let's see what the Nameless One has to say about that.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Eve's really gone.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Look - she's not in my friends list.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I can't believe my best friend has been chased off Dixi by a troll.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I mean, how am I meant to get through this without her?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18She'll still be here. Only...

0:09:18 > 0:09:19IRL only.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21That's not the same. I do everything on Dixi.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22She can't just abandon me.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Who's going to read all of my hilarious comments?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28And, you know, if we all just give up and, and, and, sign out,

0:09:28 > 0:09:30then we're letting the Nameless One win.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32You're right. Music is my life.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34I can't stop sharing songs cos of one horrible post.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Exactly.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37I'm going to upload a new song tomorrow.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Now you're talking!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40And you've got the perfect costume.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Brilliant! What?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh, thanks, Shari.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45This is going to be epic!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Great(!) But I still need to prove Benedict's the Nameless One.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51And once we catch him, Eve can come back on Dixi

0:09:51 > 0:09:53and everything can go back to normal.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Hey, guys. What's going on?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Just coming up with a plan to unmask Benedict as

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- the Nameless One.- Ooh, I know -

0:09:58 > 0:10:03we could go to tomorrow's rehearsal and ask Benedict if it's him.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Maybe...a bit sneakier than that.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Just as long as whatever it is doesn't mess up the rehearsal.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11I've been working on this for, like, a solid day now,

0:10:11 > 0:10:13and I've finally learned all my lines.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14That's it.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15I need to rewrite the play!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17- What?- Oh, this is perfect!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20And then you and Ryan can say my lines instead of his lines.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- There are new lines?- And I'll write in all the mean comments

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- the Nameless One has posted. - How will that help?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Benedict might think he's some bigshot director,

0:10:28 > 0:10:30but I bet he can't act to save his life.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Imagine how shocked he'll be if the characters in his play start saying

0:10:33 > 0:10:36all the horrible stuff he's been secretly posting online.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38He'll totally give himself away!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Ha-ha!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Mimi, you're getting a whole new speech!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Look on MY works, Benedict, and despair.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Ha!

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Greetings, followers.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53It's Lord Metamanser and Lady Akhali,

0:10:53 > 0:10:56on our way to the epic adventure that is...

0:10:56 > 0:10:57the laser maze tournament.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Oh, hey...

0:11:00 > 0:11:02this guy must be heading there too.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Are you on your way to the cosplay battle?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06No.