Mean, Motive & Opportunity

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0:00:04 > 0:00:07Hey, guys. I'm recording today's rehearsal

0:00:07 > 0:00:09so I can watch my scenes back with Ryan.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11So I can learn from my mistakes.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14And we're going to try Shari's plan to catch The Nameless One.

0:00:14 > 0:00:18Benedict will come face-to-face with his own trolling.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20- Trollery. Trolocity?- Mimi?

0:00:20 > 0:00:24- Oh, hi, Ryan.- Have you got a minute? - Of course!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Yeah! I mean, if you want.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Obviously I'm not fussed either way.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33It's been killing me, not divulging it.

0:00:33 > 0:00:37- I don't think I can hide the truth for another minute.- Uh... Huh?

0:00:37 > 0:00:40From the first moment I saw you, I knew you were the one.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44Cupid's arrow went straight to my heart.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46But now I must return to the battlefield.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Oh! Oh, you're practising lines.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Well, yeah. That's what I said, isn't it?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Actually, you didn't.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58- And Shari's written the scene for today's rehearsal.- Oh, what?!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Oh, that's 20 minutes learning how to pronounce...

0:01:00 > 0:01:03"divulging" down the drain.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07OK, so maybe out-of-character Ryan isn't the most eloquent guy,

0:01:07 > 0:01:10but who needs fancy words anyway, am I right, ladies?

0:01:10 > 0:01:11I think he might really like me.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14When he reads those lines and looks into my eyes,

0:01:14 > 0:01:16it's like he means every word.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Ah! No, Mimi. That's called acting.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Hey, it's Shari, and this is being late for rehearsal.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25No time to change after I helped Isla with her music video,

0:01:25 > 0:01:28but I did manage to rewrite the showcase script

0:01:28 > 0:01:32just enough to trigger Benedict, if he is The Nameless One.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- What are you wearing?- Oh...

0:01:34 > 0:01:37It doesn't matter, I don't care, it's a great look for you.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Isla!- Ryan...

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Today's rehearsal is all about transformation.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Like me, you two need to transform into stars.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48If it helps, think of yourselves as teen versions of

0:01:48 > 0:01:50J-Law or Danny Rad.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Sorry, can you repeat that?

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Also, why is Shari a banana?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Shh. Don't speak.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Don't think.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Just transform, Mimi.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Transform!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05It's been so hard, hiding my feelings.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06I thought you'd seen through my act.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09That's probably because I did.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12- What?- Here we go.

0:02:12 > 0:02:17You were no match for my keen intelligence, Benji.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20What are you saying...Sharon?

0:02:20 > 0:02:24I knew it was you from the moment I saw the warning you wrote...

0:02:24 > 0:02:27"Look on my works, loser, and despair!"

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Stop!- See! That touched a nerve.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32You did this, didn't you?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Something bothering you, Benny-boy? - You!

0:02:35 > 0:02:39You violated, ruined, destroyed my script.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Oh, were the lines a little too close to home?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Do you not like hearing your words come back to haunt you?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44These aren't my words!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47You're the one besmirching my script with these ridiculous accusations.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Or did I misread that little performance?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yes, you probably did, so let me spell it out for you in case

0:02:51 > 0:02:53you can't read between my lines.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57I'll have you know I scored 100% on my poetic analysis mock.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Loving this passion! Like Shakespeare and Marlowe!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03You're upset because you know I'm onto you.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- You know that I know that you're The Nameless One.- Oh, really?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Do you also know that I know that you don't know anything?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10GASPS

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- ALL:- OMD!

0:03:14 > 0:03:18What is that? Do you really want to see me fail that badly?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20What?! No! Hey, I didn't write this!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Right, that's it, rehearsal's over.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I can't work like this.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29The Nameless One's gone from Dixi to IRL,

0:03:29 > 0:03:32and Benedict seemed genuinely gutted.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Either he's a better actor than anyone in the play or...

0:03:34 > 0:03:36we're after someone else.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39But whoever it is, it proves that they're here in school with us.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Right now!

0:03:43 > 0:03:47I think you're right, Lizard, but if it's not Benny, who is it?

0:03:47 > 0:03:51Mimi was filming as well. Maybe she found a clue.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Look, I can't work like this.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- MIMI GASPS - A trail of paint!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Looks like The Nameless One just painted themselves into a corner.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01This could crack the whole case.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03It's just like Hansel and Gretel...

0:04:03 > 0:04:06who ended up nearly being eaten by a witch.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08The craft room!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10The Nameless One must be in here!

0:04:12 > 0:04:13- ALL:- Hi, Mimi.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Have you come to help us paint the set?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18The visual impact is half of what we hear on stage.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23So much for cracking the case.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I've just found conclusive evidence

0:04:26 > 0:04:28that the Nameless One could be...

0:04:30 > 0:04:31..anyone.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Me and Meems need to put our heads together.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Who'd want to bring the showcase down?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Someone who's mean. - Someone who has a motive

0:04:41 > 0:04:43because they didn't get the lead in the play.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Someone who had the opportunity because she wasn't onstage

0:04:45 > 0:04:47when we saw the graffiti.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Mean, motive and opportunity.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50It all points to...

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Zoe!- Exactly!- No! Zoe!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55- What?- Nothing, it's just...

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Hello!- Hello!- Hi! - Have you joined a cult?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02No, we... No, we haven't, just being friendly.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05We haven't really had a chance to get to know each other.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08No, there were chances, I just chose not to take them.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Wow. It's going to be hard to get close enough to question her.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15We couldn't even "hello" her.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17It's OK. I've already got a plan.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21It's time to fight fire with fire!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Maybe there's someone already in the organisation

0:05:24 > 0:05:26who's as keen to be mean as Zoe is.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- No.- Oh, go on, please!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- You speak her language!- I doubt it.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35She doesn't even understand what "I saw that dress first" means.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38No, honestly, she's a lot like you...

0:05:38 > 0:05:40in an opposite kind of way.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41I don't have time for this.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44I'm working on the code for Zappy Orcs. That's your cue to leave.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Remember they talked about cues in acting class?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51It's such a shame. Because I really think Chloe and Zoe would get along.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53They're like matter and antimatter,

0:05:53 > 0:05:55they can't exist in the same universe.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57- But now what? - TEXT ALERT

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Hold on. There's a message from The NO.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03"You've looked on my works, but now I'm looking at you.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06"Back away or you're going to pay."

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I will not be happy if they start doing creepy rhymes.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11There's a video attached.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14OK, maybe she's in the media room.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21OMD, that is so freaky.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23They were right behind us the whole time!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25OK, well, that means that they can't have gotten far,

0:06:25 > 0:06:27so you go that way and I'll go this way.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Nameless One, we're coming for you.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32The Nameless One was filming us only a few moments ago,

0:06:32 > 0:06:36and we saw Zoe just before. It had to be her! Come on, Mimi!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38You've dealt with a Chloe, you're not afraid of a Zoe.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Ugh, stop rhyming everything.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Oh! Hey, Mimi. Are you late for class?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- SHE GASPS - Am I late for class?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49No. I'm on the trail of The Nameless One.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Have you seen Zoe?- Yeah, she was in the rehearsal studio-o-ahh!

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Whoa! Slow down!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57OK, this is it. Here, you film.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00I want you to record me telling her that just because I got

0:07:00 > 0:07:03the lead role, that's no reason to be a troll.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Urgh! More poems.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07- MIMI GASPS - Mimi!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13We were just practising lines. Sorry, I...

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Ryan wanted to rehearse, so I offered to help.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19The scene works a lot better when the actors have talent.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22What is your problem with me?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24I know you just ran in here after you filmed

0:07:24 > 0:07:26that stalky video of me and Shari.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Eh, what video? Zoe's been with me for the last half hour.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Oh.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36It doesn't matter.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Sorry, I've made a mistake.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Ohh...

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Mimi, are you OK?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48If Zoe was rehearsing with Ryan,

0:07:48 > 0:07:52then she couldn't have filmed me and Shari. I was wrong about her.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55It's obvious now I was wrong about Ryan liking me.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I was wrong about everything.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Poor Mimi!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Oh, typical, Chloe only cares about her game.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Oh, bet that means my brother is doing another one of his Orc Talks.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12And we're live. Brethren of the interweb, sit down,

0:08:12 > 0:08:14take off your warmongering boots of victory,

0:08:14 > 0:08:18put down your battle-worn axes and get cosy with me, Syd,

0:08:18 > 0:08:21for another instalment of...Orc Talk.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24This week I'm joined by special guest Chloe, a first-time coder.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Slash model.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Chloe has just released Zappy Orcs,

0:08:27 > 0:08:29which I gave an eight out of ten elf blades

0:08:29 > 0:08:33for its intuitive gameplay and slick layout. Welcome, Chloe.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36We've got some callers on the line with questions for you.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Hi, there. What's your name, and what's your question?

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Hi, my name's Weevil. Chloe, I think your game is great.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46It's the most fun I've had online since the Game Over Kid went viral.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49High praise, cos that kid is a classic.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:54 > 0:08:58- So, my question is, what do you like about gaming?- Hi, Weevil.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Well, I like it cos I'm really good at it.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04It's like school, which everyone knows is the ultimate strategy game.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06And in school, as in orc craft,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09I don't just survive, I rule.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12I can confirm that. Thanks, Weevil.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Next caller. What's your name, and what's your question?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- DISGUISED VOICE:- Hello. - Yo.- Hey, there.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- I think your game is pretty good. - Thank you.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Yeah, it's pretty good...for a girl who has no idea about gaming.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Hey, it's him! - You! You stole my sacred stone.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Indeed, it is I, The Grim Griefer.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Didn't I say I was your nemesis?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35I've come back with a question for you, Chloe.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Why is your game so pathetic?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39The only reason you got a good review is cos

0:09:39 > 0:09:40you're going out with him.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43I... Are you questioning my Orc Talk integrity?!

0:09:43 > 0:09:46I gave it eight out of ten blades because it was really good.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50- Mmm.- Have you even played it? - Face it, Syd, girls can't game.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Chloe, for the good of humanity, never make a game again.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Go back to taking selfies.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58The next time we meet in battle, you are so going to regret this.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01What are you going to do? Selfie me to death?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Lady Acali is a joke.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Take that back. I am undefeated in my realm.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09- You want to know what a real game looks like?- Hm!- I made one myself.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13- He just sent me a link.- I bet you can't make it past the first round.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15We'll see about that.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18AUDIO GLITCHES

0:10:18 > 0:10:19My computer's freezing!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22You just downloaded a virus that will destroy

0:10:22 > 0:10:24all the files on your computer.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Slay you later, guys.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Grim Griefe-e-e-e-e-e-r!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36No!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39# Yeah yeah yeah yeah

0:10:39 > 0:10:42# Do what you love And do it like you mean it

0:10:42 > 0:10:44- # Oh yeah - Do what you love

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- # Oh yeah - Do what you love

0:10:46 > 0:10:49# Do what you love Like you really do believe it

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- # Oh yeah - Do what you love

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- # Oh yeah - Do what you love

0:10:53 > 0:10:56# T'ai chi, paragliding Dancing a polka

0:10:56 > 0:10:58# Stand-up comedy Bungee jumping

0:10:58 > 0:11:00# Wearing a toga

0:11:00 > 0:11:04# Do what you love when you do it Or don't do it at all

0:11:04 > 0:11:07# Do what you love Yeah yeah yeah yeah. #