Crisis Summit

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06Hey, it's Shari, and this is a crisis summit.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09It's been almost a week since the Nameless One attacked our

0:00:09 > 0:00:12audition vlog, and I'm still no closer to figuring out who they are.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Guys, I need ideas!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Look, the Nameless One has clearly taken the weekend off,

0:00:16 > 0:00:20- so I think we should do the same. - But this is a crisis summit!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23No, this was me posting, "Hey, guys, let's hang in the park."

0:00:23 > 0:00:26And you said, "Awesome, I'll bring strawberry laces."

0:00:26 > 0:00:28OK, so I didn't bring strawberry laces,

0:00:28 > 0:00:30but I did bring a sense of purpose!

0:00:30 > 0:00:33I HAVE a sense of purpose, I need to practise my lines.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Will you read the other part?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Oh, I would, but I was going to practise my singing.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Well, you could sing the other part?

0:00:38 > 0:00:39OK.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Ready?

0:00:41 > 0:00:45# Enter nervous girl, stage right. #

0:00:45 > 0:00:47That's actually the stage directions.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Guys, there won't be any showcase if the Troll of Terror gets his way.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- That means no play, no singing, no nothing.- OK.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Well, it couldn't be Ryan,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58because he was rehearsing when the Nameless One filmed us.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59I already knew that,

0:00:59 > 0:01:03no-one who looks into your eyes like that could be an evil troll monster.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05And it couldn't have been Zoe, because she was there too.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Hang on, what about when you chased the troll on Friday, I found

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Ryan and Zoe - an image that has been burned into my brain for ever!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15No... No, I didn't find anything.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18- You must have seen something? - No, not a thing!

0:01:18 > 0:01:19OK, fine!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21So, you go that way, and I'll go this way.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Nameless One, we're coming for you!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26SHE GASPS What was that?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29We must be getting closer, you can run, but you can't hide, Mr...

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Aargh!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Ha-ha, Shari!- Be not afraid!

0:01:33 > 0:01:38I'd like to introduce the newest star of the showcase, Master Aster,

0:01:38 > 0:01:39our school mascot!

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Isn't he cute?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47You got scared off by Master Aster!

0:01:48 > 0:01:49He IS cute!

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Hey, in my defence, it was pretty dark, and that dinosaur was massive.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54MESSAGE ALERT

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Ooh, new friend request!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh, it's from Eve. She's back on Dixi!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Yes, I knew she couldn't stay away!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Oh, look, she's friends and again with Addie already!

0:02:04 > 0:02:05BOTH: Ooh!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- She SO fancies her!- You think(?)

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Aw, I hope Addie likes her back.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Why can't people just tell you when they like you?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15I really thought Ryan might be into me,

0:02:15 > 0:02:17but now I think that maybe he likes Zoe, and he never

0:02:17 > 0:02:20says anything, so how am I supposed to know what he's thinking?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Obviously, you talk to your besties, and we figure it out for you.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Tell us everything that's happened when you two have been together.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Well, it all started after lunch on the second day.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32I was wearing my sparkliest scrunchy...

0:02:32 > 0:02:34and then he gave me this really intense look,

0:02:34 > 0:02:37that I thought might be an, "I like you."

0:02:37 > 0:02:39But then he just said, "I'm hungry,"

0:02:39 > 0:02:42so he probably was just thinking about lunch.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44MESSAGE ALERT

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Ooh, wow! Eve's posted a vlog already!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48She's back with a vengeance!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Ha, that's me! Press play!

0:02:52 > 0:02:53# Dance our worries away

0:02:53 > 0:02:55# I want to feel the baseline pump

0:02:55 > 0:02:57# I want to really live the song

0:02:57 > 0:02:59# I want to dig the riffs and hum the bars

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- # And hear you singing along... # - MUSIC TAILS OFF

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Shut up, Shari!

0:03:04 > 0:03:05BREAKING WIND SOUND EFFECTS

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Well...- Aargh!- Aargh!

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Shut up, Shari!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- They're everywhere.- Shut up, Shari!

0:03:13 > 0:03:14- MANY VOICES:- WOOF-WOOF!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19That's the meanest thing I've ever seen.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Oh, Shari...

0:03:20 > 0:03:22There's a message with it.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30"Lots of love, Eve."

0:03:30 > 0:03:33OMD, I can't believe she'd do that.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Eve's my bestie!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39I mean, sure, sometimes she's a bit snarky...

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Hey, it's Shari, and this is... Speaking French!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46So, Peach Custard Firefly asked me about my trip to France.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48It was tres bon!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50So I thought I'd share some of the language skills I picked up

0:03:50 > 0:03:52from across the Channel.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55And Eve will assist me in French conversation practice.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59EVE SPEAKS PREFECT FRENCH

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Erm...

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Wow, so, Eve, you're a pretty fast learner, OK. Call it a day?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20OK, VERY snarky.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22But she's never mean.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26You're right, Quirky Dove, I need to find her.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Got to find Eve, got to find Eve, got to find Eve.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30There's no way she'd have sent that mean message.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32If there's one thing I've learned,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34it's not to jump to conclusions about my besties.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35She must have been hacked or something.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37I don't know, that's why I've got to find Eve,

0:04:37 > 0:04:39got to find Eve, got to find Eve!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Eve, Eve, did you go back on Dixi?- No.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Amazingly, not getting hate messages didn't give me withdrawal.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- That's what I thought, but look, someone's hacked your account.- What?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53That's horrible. I was done with Dixi.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- How did they get all those old clips of you?- Erm...

0:04:59 > 0:05:00I may have, a little bit,

0:05:00 > 0:05:03friended that account when I didn't know it wasn't really Eve.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06So you gave the Nameless One access to all your pictures and videos?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08No, I gave YOU access to everything.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11You should really take a look at your privacy settings.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13My privacy settings are fine.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15YOU don't have to tell me about privacy settings,

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- I- invented privacy settings.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Look, it doesn't matter how you were hacked...- It massively does!

0:05:20 > 0:05:24All we have to do is find the Nameless One and take back Dixi.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26"Take back Dixi!" I like it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Would look great on a banner.

0:05:28 > 0:05:33OMD, that's it! We should start a whole campaign against haters!

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- OK, Taylor Swift. - Ah, good idea to include music.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39I'll ask Isla to write a song!

0:05:39 > 0:05:41# There's no debate, we won't tolerate hate

0:05:41 > 0:05:43# Or people who slate us or our mates. #

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Sofi-J out!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- I'll see you after class?- OK.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- She's great, isn't she? - Yeah, she's brilliant.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55She really gets me and we like all the same things.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- No, not Addie - I mean, she is lovely - but I meant Sofi-Jade.- Oh.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02She's going to be amazing for my Take Back Dixi campaign.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06She's got loads of followers. And rhymes, everybody loves rhymes.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Yeah, I'm sure the Nameless One is terrified of a poetry slam.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11We'll make it much bigger than that.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13The whole campaign will go viral.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Together, we'll destroy the Nameless One.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Do you want everyone to bring along their pitchforks and torches too?

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- What?- You're using Dixi to create an angry mob of people you don't know.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24You have no idea how a bunch of randoms will react.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Relax, it's going to be fine. It's just to stamp out hate.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Can't we just stamp out people sending messages from me on Dixi?

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Ha, I knew it!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Look at that pic on the Eve profile.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36It's not one of mine.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I haven't been hacked, someone's pretending to be me.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Wait, that's even worse!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I have to report this fake account.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Not yet, this is a direct line to the Nameless One.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53And, send!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Don't worry, Eve, we'll find out whoever it is and stop them

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- saying they're you on Dixi. - I don't even want to be me on Dixi.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00You will when we take Dixi back! MESSAGE ALERT

0:07:00 > 0:07:03They've replied. It's a video.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- DISTORTED VOICE:- Hello, Shari.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07And greetings from the shadows.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10I'm just updating my new profile.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Eve likes...

0:07:11 > 0:07:13being patronising.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16That means talking down to people.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17I feel sick.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Someone's trashing me online and there's nothing I can do about it.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Yes, there is. The Nameless One messed up!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I recognise that computer, they're in the media room,

0:07:26 > 0:07:27we can catch them now!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31We're nearly at the media room, about to catch the Nameless One.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33You can vlog after we catch them, hurry up!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36You two! Stop running.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38You can't go charging into the media room like

0:07:38 > 0:07:39a Minotaur in a china shop.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42The equipment is in there is as sensitive as Hamlet on Father's Day!

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Sorry, Miss, just...very excited to work in our latest project, Miss.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Ah, well, I can't say I blame you.

0:07:48 > 0:07:53Art makes the blood pump faster and the caged bird fly to new heights.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Carry on.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58A caged bird can't fly to new heights, it's caged.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01You can criticise her metaphors after we catch the Nameless One.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Now come on!

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Gone.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Gah, they must have heard us talking to Ms Malik

0:08:12 > 0:08:14and run out through there. We'll never catch them!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Maybe we can find them another way.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18This is the computer they were using, right?

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Maybe it has some software for that weird Darth Vader voice.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Yeah, what is up with that? - Well, it must be someone we know,

0:08:24 > 0:08:26or else why would they disguise their voice?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Well, I would, just because it'd be fun.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31ROBOTIC VOICE: "I am a robot! I AM a robot!"

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Well, cool your circuits, there's nothing here.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37No voice changer, no Dixi profile...

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Just a blank folder.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Yeah, that one labelled "Unnamed".

0:08:42 > 0:08:43BOTH: Nameless!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Gah, password protected!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Well, maybe we can guess. Try...nameless1!

0:08:49 > 0:08:50ERROR SOUND

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Erm... Nameless underscore 1?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54ERROR SOUND

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Forget it, this isn't one of those TV shows

0:08:56 > 0:08:58where people can guess the password.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Hey, the Dixi Killer cracked my password.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Yeah, but you told half the school your password,

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- and it was "password". - Ooh, try that!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09ERROR SOUND Gah!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Well, at least the Nameless One understands the importance

0:09:11 > 0:09:15- of a strong password. - Can't you just hack into that file?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Yeah... Let me get my tech-ops team right on it.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- You don't need to be so salty. - I really think I do.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Well, there must be a way,

0:09:22 > 0:09:25otherwise all the spy films I've seen are a lie.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30OK, let's sort the folders by last modified.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32That was when they were last used.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Yeah, I know what "sort by last modified" means...

0:09:34 > 0:09:36There! Look, just before we came in,

0:09:36 > 0:09:39the last folder to be changed was the recycle bin.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42That was after they sent the message!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44They forgot to take out the trash.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Let's see what they wanted to delete.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Oh. It's just a rehearsal schedule for the play,

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- that's not much of a clue. - Yes, it is.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Look at the list - the next big rehearsal is tomorrow,

0:09:53 > 0:09:56so we know exactly where the Nameless One will strike next.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58And I'll be waiting for them.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Hey, it's Shari and Isla, and this is...- Shakespeare 101!

0:10:06 > 0:10:10So, we're studying the Bard at the moment, and, TBH,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13for a guy who's supposed to be our country's most famous playwright,

0:10:13 > 0:10:15he doesn't seem to speak the English language.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18So we've come up with a few simple translations.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19- Isla, hit me!- OK.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26You can call a flower a sausage, but at the end of the day,

0:10:26 > 0:10:28it's still a flower, so it's going to smell like one.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Next.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34You're fit.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41You can't have any of my chips, but I won't take any of your chips.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Continuing the food theme...

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I shouldn't have had that kebab.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50FAINT LAUGHTER