0:00:04 > 0:00:07Hey, guys. So, Shari is sure that The Nameless One
0:00:07 > 0:00:09is going to strike here. Today.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13So, aside from rehearsing, I am going undercover...
0:00:13 > 0:00:14as myself.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17That should keep my mind off...other things.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Never mind finding The Nameless One, my number one goal
0:00:20 > 0:00:23is to get through today without embarrassing myself
0:00:23 > 0:00:26any more in front of...you know.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30No big deal that I like him because he obviously likes Zoe,
0:00:30 > 0:00:31and that's fine!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Good! Doesn't matter.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35It's no problem. Not my problem.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39I mean, Seriously?!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42The last time I checked, acting was not a contact sport.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45But it doesn't matter. I don't even know Ryan.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48We probably have nothing in common.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52So, from now on, I am going to be strictly professional.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- It's just acting.- Hey, Meems. - Hey, Isla.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I'm on my way to music, but don't forget
0:00:56 > 0:00:58we're practising our Take Back Dixi song tonight.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- I'll be there.- Me too.- Bye!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Professional. It's just acting.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04What's up?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07What's up?! A-na-na-nup.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Huh?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11En...en-em... NM. Means "Not much."
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Right.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15That was OK!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Hey, Ryan,
0:01:17 > 0:01:21I'm sorry that I wasn't around when you wanted to rehearse last week.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23But it was really nice of Zoe to step in,
0:01:23 > 0:01:25it was very professional of her.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- She's all right.- Huh?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Oh, I just thought that you were friends, or something.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- You know, you seemed close.- Oh, no. We were just rehearsing, but...
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Let's go again! But, Ryan, more intensity in the eyes.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40OMD!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43It's officially offish - he's not into Zoe!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Which doesn't matter cos, you know, even if he was, it would be fine.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47I would be happy for them,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49but the important thing to remember is that he's not.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51SHE SQUEALS
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Something tells me Mimi's mind isn't on the case.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57This is no time for romance. Nothing is going to get in my way.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I am solving this case.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Hey, it's Shari, and this is the stakeout.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05We know The Nameless One has their eye on this rehearsal,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07but I am keeping a lookout for them.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Oh! Someone's coming.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Well.... It's Benedict. Suppose he has to be here.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Keep playing Candy Flash, or whatever it is you're doing.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- I'll handle the rehearsal.- Um, FYI,
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I am fully committed to directing this play,
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- but I'm equally committed to finding The Nameless One.- Good.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24You should be...committed.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Can you catch a troll and direct a play at the same time,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I hear you ask. Yes. Yes, I can.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31How? Because I'm a total boss at multitasking.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36I'll give you a standing ovation if you succeed at uni-tasking.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Oh... Yeah! Well...
0:02:39 > 0:02:40I've got nothing.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Let's scan the perimeter for suspects.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45OK, so Meems and Ryan are in the play,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47so they have a reason to be here.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50A-ha! Someone's behind there!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Oh. Zoe. Well, she's rehearsing too.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55There is nothing wrong with the way I'm standing, Benny.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58It's Benedict, and yes, there's everything wrong with it.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59The character is called "Nervous Girl"
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- not "Wannabe-Cheryl-Cole Girl".- OK.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03First of all, it's Cheryl Fernandez-Versini,
0:03:03 > 0:03:05and second of all, who are you calling a wannabe?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Babe, I'm an actual alpha female.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Don't call me babe, and don't call me Benny.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12It's Benedict. Benedict.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16OK, OK! Co-director stepping in.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Zoe, look, I know Benedict's direction doesn't really make sense.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I mean, what's he like, right?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Why is she talking to me?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Eh... Well, I'm the co-director, in case anyone forgot.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Everyone did forget, because you've done nothing for this play.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Hey, I'm doing a lot more than people think!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34If you opened your eyes, you'd see I'm trying to
0:03:34 > 0:03:38save the play, because once I catch The Nameless One, AKA The Troll...
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Again with The Troll, that's all you care about.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- You're a broken record, Sharon. - Oh, yeah?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Well I'd rather be a broken record than a...stupid record.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Nice comeback.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Oh, well, I'm sorry it wasn't witty enough for you, Dick Whittington!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Magnificent! Such energy!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Right. Can we please get on with the rehearsal?
0:03:55 > 0:04:00The script is actually something good, since I rewrote your rewrite.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- Let's go again, but this time, Ryan, more intensity in the eyes.- OK.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Oh, but, also, if you could just tone it down at the start,
0:04:07 > 0:04:09because we really want the emotion to blossom.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- All right.- Please proceed.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19"My love! I thought you'd never return."
0:04:19 > 0:04:20"I was certain I'd perish,
0:04:20 > 0:04:24"but I had to come back to ask - why am I such a loser?"
0:04:24 > 0:04:28"Because, you're a massive idiot, as is everyone in the showcase."
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Is that right?! - These aren't my lines!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32You re-rewrote my play!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Oh, come on! Wake up and smell the troll, Benny! It's The Nameless One.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- I told you I was staking out the rehearsal!- Well, nice job,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40because they've sabotaged us AGAIN.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43They must have been in here to swap the script.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45It's happened!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Just like Shari predicted - The Nameless One has struck!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Striked!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Stricken! Ohh... No, it's struck.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You did this, didn't you? You think this is funny.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Oh, get really, Benny. I didn't do it.- It's Benedict,
0:04:56 > 0:04:58and you went to my locker to get the script.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- You were the only person with access.- Your locker was open
0:05:01 > 0:05:03when I got there. There scripts were already here.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Then who brought them in?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Whoever it was must be The Nameless One!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- I am sick of this nameless geezer! - Don't let them get to you.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- They're just a bully.- Yeah, but I hate, you know...bullies, and that.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15I hate bullies too.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19So much hate for bullies! I know what it's like to be picked on.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23When I was in primary school, kids used to call me "Cryin' Ryan",
0:05:23 > 0:05:26cos... Well, cos I cried one time.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29And it rhymes!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Bullies love rhymes.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35But we're fighting back! I'm doing this Take Back Dixi song with Isla.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- It's our anti-trolling and anti-bullying song.- Cool.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42We do have something in common!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44And he thinks our Take Back Dixi song is cool!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Hey, Meems, look - a camera, watching us.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Yeah, that's mine.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I set it up to film behind the scenes while I was helping
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Ms Malik upload stuff to the Showcase Dixi page.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Hope I'm not too late to get an exclusive interview with Zoe.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04OMD! I know what exclusive you're really after, Perry.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06You set up your phone to film the carnage
0:06:06 > 0:06:07because you're The Nameless One!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12It's got to be Perry!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14This whole behind-the-scenes stuff he's been filming
0:06:14 > 0:06:16is the perfect cover.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Now we just have to catch him.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Got it?
0:06:20 > 0:06:25Hey, it's Shari, and this is spying on Perry to catch him mid-troll.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- WHISPERS:- Target is in sight.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- WHISPERS:- You know, he's actually quite far away from us,
0:06:32 > 0:06:34so we probably don't have to whisper.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39OK, fine, if you want to ruin the atmosphere, we can talk normally.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41But the point is we are spying on our target,
0:06:41 > 0:06:43like the kids from MI High.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Ooh. Or Harriet The Spy.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48When we leave school, we should set up a private detective agency.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Hey, Campbell and Doyle...
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- That should be the name of the agency!- Forgetting something?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Your suspect's getting away.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56OK. Just keep it stealthy.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Hey, Shari!- Oh! Shhh!
0:07:01 > 0:07:02We were just saying hello.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Sorry, we're meant to be special ops right now. You know - stealthy.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Are you troll hunting?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10We would help but we're just finishing off our music video.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13You know, for Shari and Sofi-Jade's campaign? Take Back Dixi!
0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Oh, the angry mob campaign. - Guys, he's on the move! Come on!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Bye, then! Good luck! - TAMBOURINE RATTLES
0:07:23 > 0:07:25SPY MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:32 > 0:07:34How you doing, man?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I think my leg's gone to sleep.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57This never happens in Spy Kids. Come on, Perry, do something!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Hey, guys, check it out.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Nice work, partner, these are great!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06It was your great idea. I'm just taking things to the next level.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09# Writing's on the wall And my heart's on my sleeve
0:08:09 > 0:08:11# Taking back Dixi, You've just got to believe. #
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I'm going to make another set with online safety tips
0:08:13 > 0:08:16so that what happened to Eve doesn't happen again.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Er, that had nothing to do with me.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I can't even get the fake page taken down cos the admins say that
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I have approved I'm me.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Someone's using my face on Dixi
0:08:25 > 0:08:27and telling the whole world I'm patronising.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- And they misspelled patronising. - I know.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Look, that fake page won't be up for long.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35We've been following Perry all day, and once we catch him out,
0:08:35 > 0:08:37this whole thing will be over.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- You're spying on Perry?- Well, yeah.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41What did you think we were doing?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44So...where is he?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Well, where did he go? We've lost Perry!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Looking for me?- A-ha! Yeah! We've got you!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Sure have. Are you guys following me?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Shari, what's going on?- We know you're The Nameless One, OK.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Enough of the act, it's over! - You think...
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- What?!- Well, it must be you, you follow people round with your phone.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- So do you!- Er, mine's for investigative reasons.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Mine's for showcase reasons, the official behind the scenes.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Making of?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- I thought you guys enjoyed my interviews.- Guys, wait.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Check your phones.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- DISGUISED VOICE:- I've seen your campaign, losers.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23You can't shame The Nameless.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24You can't fight a shadow.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29So, keep on checking Dixi for more of my work,
0:09:29 > 0:09:32cos none of you can stop me.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36That is creepy.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- They were right behind me!- OMD!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Perry, I'm so sorry, I got it wrong!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44This means The Nameless One is still out there.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47And by the looks of things...we've made them pretty mad.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Hi, you're watching Perry Presents "Backstage Pass",
0:09:55 > 0:09:59giving you a sneak peek at the creative art showcase.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00I'll take you behind the scenes
0:10:00 > 0:10:03as our unbelievably talented performers
0:10:03 > 0:10:07bring their weird...and wonderful vision to the stage.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10There's no shortage of skill, here. Let's look around!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- How are YOU feeling? - I'm really nervous.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Meet the stars of tomorrow!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19And the people who make the magic happen backstage.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Watch the creative process from the inside.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I expect him to enter stage left!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25We will pump you up with poetry.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29# There's no bad times If you turn them into good rhymes. #
0:10:29 > 0:10:30And fill your ears with music.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34# And do it like you mean it Oh, yeah
0:10:34 > 0:10:35# Oh, yeah. #
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Don't forget, the sensational selfie exhibition.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40As you join us
0:10:40 > 0:10:43for the creative showcase
0:10:43 > 0:10:46and see our team live their dream. Don't miss it.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Oh, yeah
0:10:48 > 0:10:50# Oh, yeah. #