0:00:04 > 0:00:08Hey, it's Shari, and this is undercover at Laser Maze.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11So, since Syd and I realised our nemesisisis...
0:00:11 > 0:00:14were the same person, I have a lead on where the Nameless One's
0:00:14 > 0:00:15going to be next.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18The only problem is, they could be hiding under any mask.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22So, keep your eyes peeled. The truth will out while I'm about!
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Shari?
0:00:23 > 0:00:27- Oh, Addie, I didn't know you were coming.- Well, I was looking for Eve.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I hate how that Take Back Dixi stuff made us fight,
0:00:29 > 0:00:31so I wanted to see if we could patch things up.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Oh! You can! Defos, 100%!
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- If Eve was here now she'd be patching all over the place.- Oh.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- So, she's not here?- Aww, no, I wish.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Eve can't stand all of this game-mad Laser Maze stuff.- Me neither.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Aw, I can't believe I got dressed up like this and she's not even around.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm officially the biggest dork here.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I don't know, I think you probably have some stiff competition.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55But don't worry, I've got this.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56DING!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Mmm. There, sent. Just call me cupid.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02And I guarantee Eve will be in touch in no time.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04And seeing as I helped you with something,
0:01:04 > 0:01:08how do you feel about helping me out on a dark and dangerous mission?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Do I have a choice?- Ha-ha!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Greetings, followers, Lord Metamancer here
0:01:12 > 0:01:15at the Laser Maze tournament on the ultimate mission of payback.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17The Grim Griefer might have killed us in the game,
0:01:17 > 0:01:19but we're back from the dead to get our revenge.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Totally. No-one kills Lady Icali and gets away with it.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- You look so good when you're angry and angelic.- I know.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Grim Griefer, your pathetic attempt to destroy my selfibition
0:01:29 > 0:01:34didn't work. I'm already working on bigger, better eflibition.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Oh, and I'm going to dedicate it to you.- Syd! Syd!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Shari? Did you follow me here?
0:01:39 > 0:01:43What? No. No. I'm here to catch Roly Poly Trolly.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Your Grim Griefer is my Nameless One, remember?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yeah, but this is my domain, and these are my people.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- And what in the name of planet Zeldon are you wearing?- What? Oh!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I'm a witch. SHE LAUGHS
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Cosplay is pretty much like Halloween, right?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I cannot believe you just said that out loud.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Oh, this is so embarrassing.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Just pretend we don't know each other, OK?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- OVER PA:- All players ready. Let the battle commence.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Come on. Let's go bag us a troll.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Ugh. Just a whale and a waste of my ammo.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13And where is he, already?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17A mud Martian? What? Is he, like, stuck in 2014?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Hey!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21It's the Gastric Goblin! He's an ally.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Oh. Then peace be with you.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25And with you.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Wait! What's that?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Staff member. Wonder what they want. We haven't broken any rules.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34What's up?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- LASER FIRE - Ow!- Ah! Chloe!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Nooo! Ahhhh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Chloe. Speak to me.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46OMD. These packs really sting when you die.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- And where is that slimeball? - He's gone.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51I can't believe he killed us a second time,
0:02:51 > 0:02:52and this time he cheated IRL.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55That's it. Now we're really going to make him pay.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Ahh! Where do you guys think you're going?- Excuse me?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Laser Maze rules, section seven, clause three...
0:03:02 > 0:03:05"Once dead, no player may respawn until after the battle."
0:03:05 > 0:03:06I'd hate to have to report you.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08But the Grim Griefer's getting away!
0:03:08 > 0:03:13Nothing we can do. Laser Maze rules are Laser Maze rules.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16OK. Stay cool, Addie. Our troll is in here somewhere.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18SHARI SCREAMS
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Are you OK?- Yeah, obviously.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24It was a fake scream, I'm just trying to blend in.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Hey, watch it, Scrappy-Doo!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Thanks for texting Eve, by the way.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I'd hate to leave things as they were.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33You know when you meet someone and you just click...?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- SHE GASPS Hey!- Sorry.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39(I think someone's back there.)
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Wait here and I'll go flush them out so you can catch them.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Wait, No! Addie, wait! Uggh!
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Oh, yeah, great. OK, just leave me on my own so a group of rogue orcs
0:03:48 > 0:03:50can come find me(!)
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Ah!
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Was that a scream? Did the Nameless One get Addie, too?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Allons-y! The hunt is on.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- What are you doing on the floor? - We can't move because we're dead.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09The Griefer is disguised as a staff member. He went that way.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Don't worry, mon frere, I'll avenge you!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17SHE GASPS A staff uniform!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19They must have escaped through here.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Wait. What are you guys doing here?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Oh, we work here, and that.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29We are in-game stewards.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31And you're a Laser Mazer too?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Erm...founder member of the Frag Squad Four.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37But there are only three of you.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39It's called alliteration.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42And this area is off limits to players, so...bye.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47OMD!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Did I just walk in on a cave of trolls?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, I don't know, Orchid, but the fact that all three of them
0:04:56 > 0:04:58were at Laser Maze is pretty suspicious.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Oh, finally. Mimi and Isla are meeting Perry in the park.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06They've been off Dixi for ages.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Perry here, with an extra-special edition of Perry Presents.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13When our showcase journey began, we knew there would be struggles.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16We expected highs and lows, laughs and tears,
0:05:16 > 0:05:20but none of us could have predicted the Dixi-storm that has broken out.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Now, for the first time, I bring you an exclusive interview
0:05:23 > 0:05:26with the shamed starlets at the centre of the scandal,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Mimi and Isla.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Tell us how you feel.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Horrible.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Normally when I'm full of feels, I write a song about it.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39I can't even do that.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I'm scared the troll would just re-cut it
0:05:41 > 0:05:45and make me look like a bad person...again.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Hard to believe anyone can make you look any worse...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50but I feel your pain, Isla.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Mimi, in these past few days on Dixi, you've been called
0:05:54 > 0:05:57"A hypocritical bully", "Mimi The Mean",
0:05:57 > 0:06:00"An online menace", and just...
0:06:00 > 0:06:01"The Worst".
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- How do you respond?- I don't.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I mean, I've locked my phone in a box at the bottom of my wardrobe,
0:06:07 > 0:06:09and I've stopped going on Dixi,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12cos they're both just full of hate messages.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Sofi-Jade and Shari's Take Back Dixi followers
0:06:15 > 0:06:18have certainly made themselves heard.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Maybe it would help if you both apologised again
0:06:21 > 0:06:23to all those people you've upset.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27We've both said that we're sorry, we don't know what else to do.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30But there is one more apology that I should make.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Isla...
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- I am so sorry for dragging you into this.- It's OK.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Singing was my dream, and I hate being backstage.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43I still don't understand how lighting works,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46and Eve showed me, like, 15 times.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50But, you're my bessie, and I know you're not a mean person.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- I'd do it again. - And I know you're not a bully.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56You sticking up for me was brave and kind,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59and you're being punished for it.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01And you know what? Isla is an amazing singer,
0:07:01 > 0:07:03she deserves to be in the spotlight.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Aww, thanks, Meems.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07And you auditioned for that part fair and square.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10You shouldn't have to give it up.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Whoa, careful, that's custom-made!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14We're not going to apologise again.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Everybody has made mistakes. Nobody's perfect.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19If you looked on everyone's Dixi history,
0:07:19 > 0:07:21there'd be some sort of mistake that they've made,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23and we were trying to do something good with our song.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- So, take that, Ryan, and Sofi-Jade, and everyone else.- Yeah!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29We're not the trolls, here.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Mimi! Isla! Finally!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33We are joined by surprise guest Shari Doyle.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Welcome to Perry Presents. - Thanks, Perry.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I saw the post about your meeting here.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Didn't you guys get any of my messages?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Kind of avoiding the internet at the moment.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45And phones, and people.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Cos of the whole angry mob thing.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I know. I know, and I'm so sorry.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53This is all my fault.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I started the campaign, but I never thought any of this would happen.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Do you... Do you guys hate me?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Well, this has probably been the worst week of my life.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07And my dreams of showcase stardom are dead.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09But...
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I guess we all make mistakes.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15We know you didn't mean for any of this to happen.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Aww!
0:08:16 > 0:08:21You guys are the best besties ever! And I swear, I'll make it up to you.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I've left Take Back Dixi, and I am not going to stop
0:08:23 > 0:08:26until I unmask the Nameless One for everyone to see.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Will you guys help me?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Well...
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I really don't see what else could go wrong at this point.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36And we do make a pretty great team.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Yes! This troll is not going to hurt anyone else.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42And I've got a plan and everything. Come on, let's go!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48What a show.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Surprise guest, emotional reunions,
0:08:51 > 0:08:53all brought to you exclusively by me, Perry.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59And I've got a feeling there's more drama to come.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yeah! Got my besties back!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Oh, and Perry's posted his promo again.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Wait a second. That's not from Perry.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Hi, you're watching Perry Presents "Backstage..."
0:09:09 > 0:09:11AUDIO DISTORTS
0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'll sneak around behind the scenes.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14There's no skill here.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Let's look weird.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17How are you feeling?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- DISTORTED VOICE:- You won't see Mi-mi-Mimi.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22She's already dropped out.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25CATS WAIL AND SCREECH
0:09:25 > 0:09:27And you won't hear Isla screeching,
0:09:27 > 0:09:30because she's been sent backstage...
0:09:30 > 0:09:34to join the losers who aren't good enough to be onstage.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38I've already destroyed the selfish exhibition.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Now, I'll destroy the rest of the showcase,
0:09:41 > 0:09:45and turn your dreams to nightmares.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Look on my works, losers,
0:09:48 > 0:09:49and despair.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58# This ain't no game
0:09:58 > 0:10:00# It's a matter of life or death
0:10:00 > 0:10:01# This ain't no game
0:10:01 > 0:10:03# It's a matter of life or death
0:10:03 > 0:10:05# This ain't no game
0:10:06 > 0:10:10# This game is taking over My life is not my own
0:10:10 > 0:10:13# This boss is no pushover This raid is out of control
0:10:13 > 0:10:15# Time to enter the battle arena
0:10:15 > 0:10:16# Hellspawn, you've got to die.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20# Unlock on more achievement Take that orc in the eye
0:10:20 > 0:10:21# Got a new raid going on
0:10:21 > 0:10:23# If you want to join a guild then you've got to stay strong
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- # No time for AFK - Away from keyboard
0:10:25 > 0:10:27# No giving up No way!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30# This ain't no game It's a matter of life or death
0:10:30 > 0:10:33# This ain't no game It's a matter of life or death
0:10:33 > 0:10:35# This ain't no game
0:10:35 > 0:10:37# This raid is out of control
0:10:37 > 0:10:39# If I die then I can always respawn
0:10:39 > 0:10:40# This newb has got to go
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# No feeling like a character reborn
0:10:42 > 0:10:44# Level up and on with the show
0:10:44 > 0:10:45# Lurking for 16 hours
0:10:45 > 0:10:47# LARPing with lasers Is not just for fun
0:10:47 > 0:10:49# Cosplay Not just for Christmas
0:10:49 > 0:10:50# Can't handle it? You better run
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# Lag time is driving me bonkers
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Frame rate is far too slow
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Seriously Don't query my XP
0:10:56 > 0:10:57# Or I'm gonna have to frag you
0:10:57 > 0:10:59# This ain't no game... #