Cave of Trolls

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0:00:04 > 0:00:08Hey, it's Shari, and this is undercover at Laser Maze.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11So, since Syd and I realised our nemesisisis...

0:00:11 > 0:00:14were the same person, I have a lead on where the Nameless One's

0:00:14 > 0:00:15going to be next.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18The only problem is, they could be hiding under any mask.

0:00:18 > 0:00:22So, keep your eyes peeled. The truth will out while I'm about!

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Shari?

0:00:23 > 0:00:27- Oh, Addie, I didn't know you were coming.- Well, I was looking for Eve.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29I hate how that Take Back Dixi stuff made us fight,

0:00:29 > 0:00:31so I wanted to see if we could patch things up.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Oh! You can! Defos, 100%!

0:00:33 > 0:00:37- If Eve was here now she'd be patching all over the place.- Oh.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- So, she's not here?- Aww, no, I wish.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Eve can't stand all of this game-mad Laser Maze stuff.- Me neither.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Aw, I can't believe I got dressed up like this and she's not even around.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm officially the biggest dork here.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53I don't know, I think you probably have some stiff competition.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55But don't worry, I've got this.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56DING!

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Mmm. There, sent. Just call me cupid.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02And I guarantee Eve will be in touch in no time.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04And seeing as I helped you with something,

0:01:04 > 0:01:08how do you feel about helping me out on a dark and dangerous mission?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Do I have a choice?- Ha-ha!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Greetings, followers, Lord Metamancer here

0:01:12 > 0:01:15at the Laser Maze tournament on the ultimate mission of payback.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17The Grim Griefer might have killed us in the game,

0:01:17 > 0:01:19but we're back from the dead to get our revenge.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Totally. No-one kills Lady Icali and gets away with it.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- You look so good when you're angry and angelic.- I know.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Grim Griefer, your pathetic attempt to destroy my selfibition

0:01:29 > 0:01:34didn't work. I'm already working on bigger, better eflibition.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Oh, and I'm going to dedicate it to you.- Syd! Syd!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Shari? Did you follow me here?

0:01:39 > 0:01:43What? No. No. I'm here to catch Roly Poly Trolly.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Your Grim Griefer is my Nameless One, remember?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yeah, but this is my domain, and these are my people.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- And what in the name of planet Zeldon are you wearing?- What? Oh!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I'm a witch. SHE LAUGHS

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Cosplay is pretty much like Halloween, right?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58I cannot believe you just said that out loud.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Oh, this is so embarrassing.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Just pretend we don't know each other, OK?

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- OVER PA:- All players ready. Let the battle commence.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Come on. Let's go bag us a troll.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Ugh. Just a whale and a waste of my ammo.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13And where is he, already?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17A mud Martian? What? Is he, like, stuck in 2014?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Hey!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21It's the Gastric Goblin! He's an ally.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Oh. Then peace be with you.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25And with you.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Wait! What's that?

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Staff member. Wonder what they want. We haven't broken any rules.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34What's up?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- LASER FIRE - Ow!- Ah! Chloe!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Nooo! Ahhhh!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Chloe. Speak to me.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46OMD. These packs really sting when you die.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48- And where is that slimeball? - He's gone.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51I can't believe he killed us a second time,

0:02:51 > 0:02:52and this time he cheated IRL.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55That's it. Now we're really going to make him pay.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Ahh! Where do you guys think you're going?- Excuse me?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Laser Maze rules, section seven, clause three...

0:03:02 > 0:03:05"Once dead, no player may respawn until after the battle."

0:03:05 > 0:03:06I'd hate to have to report you.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08But the Grim Griefer's getting away!

0:03:08 > 0:03:13Nothing we can do. Laser Maze rules are Laser Maze rules.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16OK. Stay cool, Addie. Our troll is in here somewhere.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18SHARI SCREAMS

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Are you OK?- Yeah, obviously.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24It was a fake scream, I'm just trying to blend in.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Hey, watch it, Scrappy-Doo!

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Thanks for texting Eve, by the way.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I'd hate to leave things as they were.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33You know when you meet someone and you just click...?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- SHE GASPS Hey!- Sorry.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39(I think someone's back there.)

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Wait here and I'll go flush them out so you can catch them.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Wait, No! Addie, wait! Uggh!

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Oh, yeah, great. OK, just leave me on my own so a group of rogue orcs

0:03:48 > 0:03:50can come find me(!)

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Ah!

0:03:51 > 0:03:56Was that a scream? Did the Nameless One get Addie, too?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Allons-y! The hunt is on.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- What are you doing on the floor? - We can't move because we're dead.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09The Griefer is disguised as a staff member. He went that way.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Don't worry, mon frere, I'll avenge you!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17SHE GASPS A staff uniform!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19They must have escaped through here.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Wait. What are you guys doing here?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Oh, we work here, and that.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29We are in-game stewards.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31And you're a Laser Mazer too?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Erm...founder member of the Frag Squad Four.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37But there are only three of you.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39It's called alliteration.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42And this area is off limits to players, so...bye.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47OMD!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Did I just walk in on a cave of trolls?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, I don't know, Orchid, but the fact that all three of them

0:04:56 > 0:04:58were at Laser Maze is pretty suspicious.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Oh, finally. Mimi and Isla are meeting Perry in the park.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06They've been off Dixi for ages.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Perry here, with an extra-special edition of Perry Presents.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13When our showcase journey began, we knew there would be struggles.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16We expected highs and lows, laughs and tears,

0:05:16 > 0:05:20but none of us could have predicted the Dixi-storm that has broken out.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Now, for the first time, I bring you an exclusive interview

0:05:23 > 0:05:26with the shamed starlets at the centre of the scandal,

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Mimi and Isla.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Tell us how you feel.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Horrible.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Normally when I'm full of feels, I write a song about it.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39I can't even do that.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I'm scared the troll would just re-cut it

0:05:41 > 0:05:45and make me look like a bad person...again.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Hard to believe anyone can make you look any worse...

0:05:48 > 0:05:50but I feel your pain, Isla.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54Mimi, in these past few days on Dixi, you've been called

0:05:54 > 0:05:57"A hypocritical bully", "Mimi The Mean",

0:05:57 > 0:06:00"An online menace", and just...

0:06:00 > 0:06:01"The Worst".

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- How do you respond?- I don't.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I mean, I've locked my phone in a box at the bottom of my wardrobe,

0:06:07 > 0:06:09and I've stopped going on Dixi,

0:06:09 > 0:06:12cos they're both just full of hate messages.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Sofi-Jade and Shari's Take Back Dixi followers

0:06:15 > 0:06:18have certainly made themselves heard.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Maybe it would help if you both apologised again

0:06:21 > 0:06:23to all those people you've upset.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27We've both said that we're sorry, we don't know what else to do.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30But there is one more apology that I should make.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Isla...

0:06:32 > 0:06:36- I am so sorry for dragging you into this.- It's OK.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Singing was my dream, and I hate being backstage.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43I still don't understand how lighting works,

0:06:43 > 0:06:46and Eve showed me, like, 15 times.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50But, you're my bessie, and I know you're not a mean person.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- I'd do it again. - And I know you're not a bully.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56You sticking up for me was brave and kind,

0:06:56 > 0:06:59and you're being punished for it.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01And you know what? Isla is an amazing singer,

0:07:01 > 0:07:03she deserves to be in the spotlight.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Aww, thanks, Meems.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07And you auditioned for that part fair and square.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10You shouldn't have to give it up.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Whoa, careful, that's custom-made!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14We're not going to apologise again.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Everybody has made mistakes. Nobody's perfect.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19If you looked on everyone's Dixi history,

0:07:19 > 0:07:21there'd be some sort of mistake that they've made,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23and we were trying to do something good with our song.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27- So, take that, Ryan, and Sofi-Jade, and everyone else.- Yeah!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29We're not the trolls, here.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Mimi! Isla! Finally!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33We are joined by surprise guest Shari Doyle.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Welcome to Perry Presents. - Thanks, Perry.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39I saw the post about your meeting here.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Didn't you guys get any of my messages?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Kind of avoiding the internet at the moment.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45And phones, and people.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Cos of the whole angry mob thing.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I know. I know, and I'm so sorry.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53This is all my fault.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56I started the campaign, but I never thought any of this would happen.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Do you... Do you guys hate me?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Well, this has probably been the worst week of my life.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07And my dreams of showcase stardom are dead.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09But...

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I guess we all make mistakes.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15We know you didn't mean for any of this to happen.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Aww!

0:08:16 > 0:08:21You guys are the best besties ever! And I swear, I'll make it up to you.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23I've left Take Back Dixi, and I am not going to stop

0:08:23 > 0:08:26until I unmask the Nameless One for everyone to see.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Will you guys help me?

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Well...

0:08:30 > 0:08:33I really don't see what else could go wrong at this point.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36And we do make a pretty great team.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Yes! This troll is not going to hurt anyone else.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42And I've got a plan and everything. Come on, let's go!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48What a show.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Surprise guest, emotional reunions,

0:08:51 > 0:08:53all brought to you exclusively by me, Perry.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59And I've got a feeling there's more drama to come.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yeah! Got my besties back!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Oh, and Perry's posted his promo again.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Wait a second. That's not from Perry.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Hi, you're watching Perry Presents "Backstage..."

0:09:09 > 0:09:11AUDIO DISTORTS

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'll sneak around behind the scenes.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14There's no skill here.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Let's look weird.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17How are you feeling?

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- DISTORTED VOICE:- You won't see Mi-mi-Mimi.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22She's already dropped out.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25CATS WAIL AND SCREECH

0:09:25 > 0:09:27And you won't hear Isla screeching,

0:09:27 > 0:09:30because she's been sent backstage...

0:09:30 > 0:09:34to join the losers who aren't good enough to be onstage.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38I've already destroyed the selfish exhibition.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Now, I'll destroy the rest of the showcase,

0:09:41 > 0:09:45and turn your dreams to nightmares.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Look on my works, losers,

0:09:48 > 0:09:49and despair.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58# This ain't no game

0:09:58 > 0:10:00# It's a matter of life or death

0:10:00 > 0:10:01# This ain't no game

0:10:01 > 0:10:03# It's a matter of life or death

0:10:03 > 0:10:05# This ain't no game

0:10:06 > 0:10:10# This game is taking over My life is not my own

0:10:10 > 0:10:13# This boss is no pushover This raid is out of control

0:10:13 > 0:10:15# Time to enter the battle arena

0:10:15 > 0:10:16# Hellspawn, you've got to die.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20# Unlock on more achievement Take that orc in the eye

0:10:20 > 0:10:21# Got a new raid going on

0:10:21 > 0:10:23# If you want to join a guild then you've got to stay strong

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- # No time for AFK - Away from keyboard

0:10:25 > 0:10:27# No giving up No way!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30# This ain't no game It's a matter of life or death

0:10:30 > 0:10:33# This ain't no game It's a matter of life or death

0:10:33 > 0:10:35# This ain't no game

0:10:35 > 0:10:37# This raid is out of control

0:10:37 > 0:10:39# If I die then I can always respawn

0:10:39 > 0:10:40# This newb has got to go

0:10:40 > 0:10:42# No feeling like a character reborn

0:10:42 > 0:10:44# Level up and on with the show

0:10:44 > 0:10:45# Lurking for 16 hours

0:10:45 > 0:10:47# LARPing with lasers Is not just for fun

0:10:47 > 0:10:49# Cosplay Not just for Christmas

0:10:49 > 0:10:50# Can't handle it? You better run

0:10:50 > 0:10:52# Lag time is driving me bonkers

0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Frame rate is far too slow

0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Seriously Don't query my XP

0:10:56 > 0:10:57# Or I'm gonna have to frag you

0:10:57 > 0:10:59# This ain't no game... #