0:00:04 > 0:00:07Hey, it's Shari and look who's back in the game.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Hey, guys!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Yeah, we've got Mimi back on the case. And together,
0:00:11 > 0:00:12we are not giving up.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14The more you knock us down, the more we'll fight back.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18- Am I right, lady? - You are so right, lady.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21So you guys won't have missed the latest horrible piece of hate spam
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- from the Nameless One. - You're watching
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Perry Presents: Backstage.... - AUDIO SLOWS AND DISTORTS
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Poor Perry - they butchered his trailer.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31I can't believe some people gave that a thumb.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33But at least now we have a short list of suspects.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Benedict, Ryan and Zoe,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38who all just "happened" to be at Laser Maze on Saturday.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Well, one of them has to be our troll.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41But the question is, which one?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43We have to think logically.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Like Sherlock.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47There's no time to mess things up by leaping to conclusions.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Good point, Watson.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Well, the only person I haven't investigated yet is Ryan,
0:00:51 > 0:00:52so he's the obvious suspect.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Whoa, there, leapy.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Why did you pick Ryan?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I really don't think it's him.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Why not? And before you say anything,
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I don't think Sherlock would accept "dreamy eyes" as evidence.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05It can't be Ryan, because...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07he hates bullies.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Which is one of the things I like about him.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Until he decided that I was a bully and started hating me.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hey, not for much longer.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16When we bring down the troll of the century,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18he'll see how awesome you are.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22You're right. But enough about Ryan, what about Benedict?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24No, I don't think so.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25- No way.- Why not?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Well, we've already ruled him out, remember?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Plus, I just don't think he's, like, a mean person.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31He was actually kind of sweet on Friday.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Saved me from a Miss Malik lecture.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Oh.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Oh, OK, OK.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38What?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40No, nothing.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42I just didn't think that you were his biggest fan.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oh, I'm not.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46He's the most annoying person I've ever met.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49He always thinks he's right and he's wrong, like, 99% of the time.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52And, and he's always using made-up words,
0:01:52 > 0:01:54like "melange" and "ergo".
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh, wow, he's really got under your skin.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Oh, absolutely. - Drives you up the wall.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Yeah, totally. - Can't stop thinking about him.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Yeah, he's so annoying.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Shari, you do know you fancy him?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07What?! Ha!
0:02:07 > 0:02:08I don't fancy him!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12I don't...I only think about him all the time, because he's so ann...
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Oh, no!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, I DO fancy him!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- How could this happen? - I think it's sweet.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Sweet? This is the worst thing my brain could possibly do.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Stupid brain!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Like it wasn't annoying enough already.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Well, I guess that just leaves the one suspect.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33OK, guys, Zoe's on her lunch break, so we're going to sneak a look at
0:02:33 > 0:02:36her phone, and once we find Nameless One stuff in her browser history,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- then we've got her. - The coast is clear.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Ooh, why don't I be lookout?- Great.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44But, Isla, it is really important that you warn us if she's coming,
0:02:44 > 0:02:46OK? Because Zoe is terrifying.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49OK. If Zoe's coming, the code word is,
0:02:49 > 0:02:50"Zoe is coming".
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Zoe has her own personal grooming area.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57What a diva.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Look - "Zoe, quit the play today"!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03OMD, she's not the Nameless One.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04She's a target.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07What are you doing touching my stuff?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Zoe is coming, Zoe is...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Oh.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Seriously?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17OK, remind me to never let Isla be look-out again.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Did I not mention Zoe is terrifying?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23What have you done? This is where I get into character.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24You've trashed my Zen zone.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27No, no, no, it's not us, it's the Nameless One.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh, I think I know their name.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Mimi! You really think you can scare me off?
0:03:32 > 0:03:33What?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37OMD! You've cut up my magazine.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Do you know what happened to the last person who touched my Vogue?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42They...looked super stylish?
0:03:42 > 0:03:43I am onto you, Mimi.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45You're jealous I'm the star of the showcase.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Newsflash - time to get over it.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Zoe, I swear, this wasn't me.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Enough with the pathetic excuses.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Stop being a troll and stick to being a loser.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00OK, well, at least we can rule out Zoe, which means there's clearly
0:04:00 > 0:04:01only one person left it can be.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Ryan.- Benedict.- Hey!- Hey!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Hey, now, you're just saying that because you fancy Ryan.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, and your theory has nothing to do with
0:04:07 > 0:04:09your massive crush on Benny(!)
0:04:09 > 0:04:11It's Benedict, and I've already told you I'm not happy about it,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- so I'd appreciate you not bringing it up again.- I don't get it.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Is it only people we fancy now?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17SHE GASPS
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Is Ash the Nameless One?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20No, Isla, it's not Ash.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Oh, good. Because I think that could be a deal-breaker for us.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31OK, OK, so we can't let emotion cloud our investigation
0:04:31 > 0:04:34so you follow Benedict and I'll follow Ryan. OK?
0:04:34 > 0:04:35OK.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Oh, hey, come to help me untangle?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Shh! We're here on troll business.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59And where's Eve?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I thought you guys did all of this techie stuff together.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03I think she's avoiding me.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06But I sent her that text saying you totally like her.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07She never messaged me.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I guess she's not that into me, after all.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oh, Addie, poor you.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Thanks, Isla.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Aren't you meant to be doing sound checks right now?
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Whoops!
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Isla!
0:05:27 > 0:05:28What's so interesting?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31The Nameless One's video's getting more views than mine.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32They've hijacked my trailer.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Why are you lurking?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- I'm not.- Who are you spying on now?
0:05:36 > 0:05:37No-one.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Eve, I'm so sorry.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I forgot all about it.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Don't worry. I'm doing sound on my own so we can start whenever.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Where's Addie?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Avoiding me.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I thought she liked me, but I guess I got the wrong idea.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Oh, Eve. Poor you.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Hey!
0:06:12 > 0:06:13The operation was a success.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Yeah, it's on Dixi.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Zoe got our message. Are you sure that no-one saw?
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Positive. No-one knows.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20We just need to keep it that way.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29OMD! It can't be!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31They're in this together.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32They're the Nameless...
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Two!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Me, neither, Fairy.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I finally figure out I like Benedict and it turns out he's half
0:06:40 > 0:06:42of the Nameless One.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I can't believe it. He seems like such a sensitive guy.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Hello, there. And welcome to Perry At The Pictures...
0:06:47 > 0:06:50It's Talking Pictures, with me, Benedict.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Ergo, you are MY guest.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Today we're looking at a classic tale of loss,
0:06:56 > 0:06:58childhood and political intrigue.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Perry, what was your take on The Lion King?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Oh, the feels, man. I mean,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05"Dad, wake up! Come on, we've got to go home."
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I mean, it gets you right here, doesn't it, Benedict?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Benedict? - HE WHIMPERS
0:07:11 > 0:07:12And there you have it.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14An emotional ten out of ten for The Lion King...
0:07:16 > 0:07:18..right here, on Perry At The Pictures.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21But I guess it's all an act.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24And me and Mimes are going to prove it.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Hey, guys. We're about to confront the devious double act,
0:07:29 > 0:07:30AKA the Nameless One.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Benedict, Ryan,
0:07:32 > 0:07:35you might be hiding under the bridge but the billy goats are onto you.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Yeah, and Ryan, I'll admit you put on a good show,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40hiding behind that dazzling smile.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42You know, that cheeky little one
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- that you do when we pass in the corridors?- Mimi!
0:07:44 > 0:07:49Right. But now I know it's all a big fat act. You're a big fat liar
0:07:49 > 0:07:51and we're about to have a big fat showdown.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54You know, I really see football as an ongoing drama
0:07:54 > 0:07:55about male solidarity.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56- Benedict.- Shari.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Ryan.- Mimi.- Oh...
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Shari! Messi was cleaning up.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02- Immaculate pun, Ryan.- Enough!
0:08:02 > 0:08:03We know, OK?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Know what, exactly?- Er, duh!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07That you're Nameless and you're...
0:08:07 > 0:08:08One.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10You what?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13The idea that I produced those hackneyed video recuts is,
0:08:13 > 0:08:14quite frankly, insulting.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17And to think I said you had no imagination.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19We know that you sabotaged Zoe's script.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22"Zoe, quit the play today"?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25We heard you, so don't play the denial card.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Oh! Suddenly less outraged, are we?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Look, you got it wrong.- No, Benny.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32You got it wrong, if you thought we wouldn't figure it out.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36It's Benedict, and, OK, Shari Holmes, we admit it.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38We vandalised Zoe's script, but that was it.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I didn't want her in the showcase.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42- GIRLS:- What?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45She's terrible. She's a total diva.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46So, rather than just talking to her,
0:08:46 > 0:08:49you decide to scare her out of the show?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52And you, with all your anti-bullying and "Mimi is the worst",
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- and then you go and do something like this?- What?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Well, don't you think it's a bit mean?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- I guess. - Yeah, well, you guessed right.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Mimi, I'm sorry.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03I was wrong about you.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Yeah, well, good.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Shari, say something.- How about,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I can't believe you pretended to be the big bad troll just because you
0:09:12 > 0:09:13were too scared to direct Zoe?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I didn't want her ruining our play.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh, yeah? Well, you should have thought...
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Wait, did you just say "our play"?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21We're sorry, OK?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22But Zoe is terrible.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Excuse me?
0:09:24 > 0:09:28I'm terrible? Coming from Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Director?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31You idiots wouldn't recognise talent if it hit you in the face.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Big mistake, boys.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34I quit.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40So, all's well that ends well.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Mimi's back in the lead and we're the dynamic direction duo.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Ugh...
0:09:46 > 0:09:47What?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49What? The plan worked.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51I cannot believe Benedict.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53To think I was stupid enough to fancy him.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Yeah, well, it ends now.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Here that, brain? It's not happening.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58They were both so out of order.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I mean, I think Ryan really meant it when HE said sorry but, whatever,
0:10:01 > 0:10:02it changes nothing.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05They're both trolls in training.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Although this does mean that neither of them is the Nameless One.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Ladies!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Yet again, we are flung into chaos.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I just found my director and my leading man in a tizz,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18saying our second showcase star has resigned.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21What happened to the spirit of collaboration?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Honestly, I look on your works and despair.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Hello, and welcome to Talking Pictures with me, Benedict, and...
0:10:37 > 0:10:41John Cena!!
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Why?
0:10:48 > 0:10:53Hello, and welcome to Talking Pictures with me, Benedict.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55And Perry At The Pictures with me, Perry.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Today, we're looking at...
0:10:58 > 0:11:01John Cena!!
0:11:03 > 0:11:04I hate you.