A Death-Defying Mission

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0:00:05 > 0:00:06Superhero bus!

0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Ooh-ya!- Ya-ya-ya!

0:00:10 > 0:00:12The Amazing Billie can save you!

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Welcome to a new year

0:00:14 > 0:00:17at Drew Fletcher Academy.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19And a new year means new faces.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Like my friend Amani, aka Warrior Princess.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26Fitness fanatic Amani transferred to Drew Fletcher earlier this

0:00:26 > 0:00:30term, but it's like she has been here torturing us for ever.

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Today's tip -

0:00:31 > 0:00:35transform any environment into your own personal gym.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Keep fit. Keep healthy.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- This is torture.- Use it!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45And that is Bubs, aka

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Sloth Boy.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Hurry up.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53Bubs is into loads of great stuff like anime and comics

0:00:53 > 0:00:55but don't go thinking he's cool.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Cos he's really not.- Wait.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Where am I?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01You cut me out of this picture and replaced me with a drawing?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Yeah, sorry about that, Bubs. Not sure how to tell you this,

0:01:03 > 0:01:06but you literally have the world's worst photo face.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10You either have your eyes closed or are making some really weird

0:01:10 > 0:01:12expression in every single one.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14That's because you keep taking them when I wasn't ready.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Take another one now.- Fine.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Nailed it, Bubs.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Then there's Abi.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Aka The Shooting Star.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Abi is a born performer, and is destined to be world-famous.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31I am air.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34I am earth. I am death.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Am I real?

0:01:38 > 0:01:41I am life.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43GIGGLING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- That was brilliant.- A perfect parody of pretentious actors.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- It was really funny. - It's not a parody.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53It's not meant to be funny.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56This is my audition for Astor Rathbone Academy

0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Performing Arts course. - Oh. It's very strong.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03That video got her a place at Astor Rathbone.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08I will miss her loads, but I'm really happy for her.

0:02:08 > 0:02:13And that's it, I think. I feel like I'm missing someone. Oh, yes, me!

0:02:13 > 0:02:18I'm Billie, but you can call me The Amazing Billie, cos I am amazing.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Honest. Just asked my sister, Jane.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I have asked my sister to do one of her Just Jane blogs of make-up

0:02:24 > 0:02:28tips for me. But really it's just so I can sneak up on her and scare her.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30It'll be hilarious.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Boo!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36BILLIE SCREAMS

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Billie, why are you sneaking up on me?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Why are you a terrifying monster?

0:02:40 > 0:02:44I was preparing a Just Jane blog on costume make up for you.

0:02:44 > 0:02:50- I thought you would like it. - It's great. It really worked.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Cos I am actually now dead from fright.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57I love drawing comics and making animation.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58One of my comics features me,

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Amani, Abi and Bubs as a crime-busting super-team.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04The League Of Ordinary Heroes.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Attention all students, the following clubs will be

0:03:07 > 0:03:12closed indefinitely. It's checkmate chess club.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Final whistle for netball.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17And the end for anime club.

0:03:17 > 0:03:22- You have got to be joking.- This is school, Billie, there are no jokes.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25But they weren't expecting The Amazing Billie

0:03:25 > 0:03:28and she's here to save Drew Fletcher Academy.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I won't let them close our clubs.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Everyone in the school deserves to enjoy the things they love.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36I quite liked netball. It was bouncy.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40The Amazing Billie has animated superpowers.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Give us your crisps, wingding.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47But President Billie will have real powers to make it a school

0:03:47 > 0:03:49where everyone is treated fairly.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51I promise I will stand up for every single student

0:03:51 > 0:03:53at Drew Fletcher.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55A vote for me is a vote for all of us.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00That's right, I'm running for school president, just like Jane.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Unfortunately, I've got opposition in the shape of Blake.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06We all have dreams. My dream is to

0:04:06 > 0:04:09make Drew Fletcher Academy awesome again.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11I want to build a better future, which is

0:04:11 > 0:04:14why I propose a total ban on homework.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Come on, guys, who needs it?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21I love this school and I love its canteen. Hey!

0:04:21 > 0:04:25I even love all the people in it.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28For me, for us, this is home.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Am I right, gang?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'm always seeking to better myself.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37But listen, underneath the policy and pledges,

0:04:37 > 0:04:39I'm just a normal guy like you.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42I enjoy the simple things like reading a good book.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45I care about all of us

0:04:45 > 0:04:47and if that means unlimited ice cream at break time,

0:04:47 > 0:04:51free helicopter rides to prom, or a school trip to every theme

0:04:51 > 0:04:54park in the country, then that, my friends,

0:04:54 > 0:04:55is what you'll get.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Ssh!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01So remember, if you believe in dreams, vote Blake,

0:05:01 > 0:05:03a man of the people.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08Together, we'll make Drew Fletcher Academy awesome again.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I'm Blake and I prove this message.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Blake is a bully and a total foot pump.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16He made Amani's life a complete misery just cos

0:05:16 > 0:05:20she wouldn't go out with him. We can't let him be school president.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I have to win. So, League Of Ordinary Heroes, assemble.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Today on The Adventures of Billie,

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- the League Of Ordinary Heroes are on a death-defying mission.- What?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Death-defying? I don't want to defy death.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36I want to go in the complete opposite direction to death.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- I'm building excitement. - I'm excited.- Thank you.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Yeah, but no offence, Amani, you think everything is exciting,

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- like traffic.- This is exciting.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47We're liberating Boney McBone Face so he can star in my latest film.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50That's code for borrowing the biology skeleton for your

0:05:50 > 0:05:52- student president campaign, right? - Exactly.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56I'm not the president the school deserves, but I'm the one it needs.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- What?- I'm Batman. I am.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04OK, coast is clear. No-one's in yet.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07You go get my boney co-star and I'll set everything up.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Oh, hi, Celine.- What are you doing?- I'm just...

0:06:12 > 0:06:13- Never mind, I don't care.- Ah!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16This is Celine. She's, erm...

0:06:16 > 0:06:18You'll see.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19- You're not using the music room, are you?- No.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Because I have it booked, I need to practise for my grade exam.- No.- Ssh.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Just want to know about the music room.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Still don't care what you are doing. As you were.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Before you go, can I count on your vote?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I don't know. Can you count at all?

0:06:32 > 0:06:37See, that's why everyone should vote for me. Less salty, more sweetie.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, incoming Dixi message.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41From a mystery memer.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I do want to win the election, for truth,

0:06:47 > 0:06:50justice, and a wide range of club activities.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55O-M-D.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01It's completely trashed. Papers shredded.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Miss Malik, the music room's locked...

0:07:05 > 0:07:08O-M-D.

0:07:08 > 0:07:13- That's what I said. - You too. What have you done?

0:07:14 > 0:07:18What a total disaster? Yeah.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22I'd like to know who did this to because it wasn't me.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Bubs and Amani, I need you.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Wasabi, we're live at the lockers, but still no sign of Billie.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- We've been waiting for ages. - Hey, none of that.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- The bell's going to go soon.- She's not on Dixi or replying to texts.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- The only message I've got is a heart smiley from Alessandro.- Wow!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41A smiley with love hearts. Things must be pretty

0:07:41 > 0:07:42serious between you two.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45In the meantime, we've kidnapped Napoleon Boneyparts here

0:07:45 > 0:07:47- for nothing. - Hey, have you seen Billie?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Yeah, she's outside Miss Malik's office.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- On the chairs of shame?- Yeah.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55She must've got busted. OK, thanks. Erm, Maria?

0:07:55 > 0:07:59It's Emma. We've been in the same history class for two years.

0:07:59 > 0:08:04- I-I'm not really into labels.- Is that your new boyfriend, Amani?- No.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I've got a real boyfriend and he's got flesh.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Let's ditch Boney before anyone catches us and find Billie.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- What happened? You said we couldn't get in trouble.- And you didn't.

0:08:12 > 0:08:17- I did.- What are you doing here? - Someone trashed the office.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Ripped up everything. - Oh, my gosh.- It wasn't me.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23I got an anonymous Dixi message telling me to go there.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25I was only here to get the music room key. Now Miss Malik

0:08:25 > 0:08:28thinks I'm your partner in crime, which is ridiculous. Why would I?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- I don't even like you.- Yes, I know, you told her that. Many times.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Get a couple of shots of them, then I'll come in.- What are you doing?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Campaign broadcast. Speaking out on the important issues.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Our school was rocked this morning by a senseless

0:08:43 > 0:08:47act of vandalism by someone who wants to be your president.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- It wasn't me!- A vote for Billie is a vote for chaos.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52A vote for me is a vote for order.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55A school where we can all feel safe.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Vote Blake and make Drew Fletcher Academy awesome again.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Good. Got it.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- I'll tag you when I post it.- You can't put me in your video.- Can't I?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Let me check. Oh, no, you're wrong. I can.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16It's even worse than I thought. Like a tornado burned through there.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19If you think because I'm new here I'm going to go easy on you...

0:09:19 > 0:09:21It wasn't us. This whole thing is a travesty of justice.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26- Look at my phone. I got a message. - Silencio. I caught you red-handed.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Everything in there is shredded,

0:09:31 > 0:09:37including your exam papers, which means everyone has to resit them.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- No way.- You two will spend the rest of the week in the Green House.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43That's for troubled students. We're not troubled.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Well, you're in trouble. - That's not fair. We have rights.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49You can't give us a week in the isolation block without

0:09:49 > 0:09:52a serious investigation and due process.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Yes, it is serious, so how about

0:09:54 > 0:09:57we make it a month in the Green House?

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Excuse me, Miss Malik,

0:09:58 > 0:10:01but Green House students are also banned from school activities.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Right?- Yes, thank you, Blake. - But I have my grade seven guitar.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09And the election! I'm running for president. Against him!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12You should have thought of that before you destroyed my office.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Now, the both of you are going to clean it up.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17But it was Blake! He set me up!

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Bye-bye, Billie. We'll miss you.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Come on, heroes. ,let's go!

0:10:31 > 0:10:33# Be your own hero... #

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Boom! Pow! Pow-pow-pow-pow-powwwwww.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40# Be your own hero

0:10:40 > 0:10:42# It's the only way to survive

0:10:42 > 0:10:44# When the going is tough you've got to do your stuff

0:10:44 > 0:10:46# Then that's how to stay alive Oh oh

0:10:46 > 0:10:47# Be your own hero

0:10:47 > 0:10:48# It's the only way to go

0:10:48 > 0:10:51# When the going is rough You've got to rise above

0:10:51 > 0:10:52# So be your own hero. #