Social Media 101

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06We're in Django's fortress of solitude.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Django, explain what we're doing.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10The programme is dissecting the subtleties in both sets

0:00:10 > 0:00:12of choreography.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14The data is compared, and any parallels, or lack thereof,

0:00:14 > 0:00:17will indicate the authenticity of the exhibit.

0:00:17 > 0:00:18Right...

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Anyone else want to take a crack at explaining?

0:00:21 > 0:00:23He's comparing the graffiti tag on my guitar

0:00:23 > 0:00:25to the graffiti tag on Scarlet's Dixi picture...

0:00:25 > 0:00:27..which is a totally pointless exercise -

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Scarlet's quite clearly guilty, she admitted it.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32We know how it looks, Selene, but why would she do it?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34And what about all the other stuff? It doesn't add up.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Interesting.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37There are anomalies in both the samples suggesting that

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Exhibit B does not entirely correspond to Exhibit A...

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Ah. Yes, indeed.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47..which means that the tags weren't done by the same person.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49The one on Selene's guitar is an imitation of Scarlet's tag.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53- So, it looks like...- Someone's trying to frame Scarlet.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55This whole Scarlet thing is expert-level bizarre,

0:00:55 > 0:00:57so the League of Ordinary Heroes has gathered for an

0:00:57 > 0:00:59after-school crisis meeting.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Besties back together! I really miss hanging with you guys.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Where's my Bubs at?- He's still in the greenhouse.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- I'm thinking an hour later than everyone else.- Poor Babs.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10We all miss him, Amani, but we have to solve this so his sacrifice

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- wasn't in vain!- So, you're saying, after all that,

0:01:13 > 0:01:14someone set Scarlet up?

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- OMD, it's Shak.- Why would Shak frame Scarlet?

0:01:18 > 0:01:22No, it's Shak over there, with his legs and his face on his head...

0:01:22 > 0:01:25This is your moment, Amani. You're absolutely pepper pots about him.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- You have to ask him out!- I don't know! What do I even say?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30"Shak, you're so insanely gorgeous my brain explodes every time

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- "I see your perfect face?" - Not helping.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Oh, he's coming over, he's seen us.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36FYI, he has perfect striding technique.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Hi, Shak.- Er, hi. Hi, guys.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Hey, Shak, hi.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- BOTH: I actually wanted... - Sorry, you go.- No, after you.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I wanted to ask if you'd like to hang out at prom together.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48We could, you know, discuss our

0:01:48 > 0:01:50strength and conditioning programmes.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Oh, yeah, OK. That sounds good.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- OK, great.- Great.- Great.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Great.- So...I'll look forward to it.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Catch you later, then.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- This is amazing!- Yeah...

0:02:03 > 0:02:05OMD, we can totally double date, Abi.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07If you find a bae at Astor Rathbone,

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- then the four of us can go out together.- Yeah...

0:02:10 > 0:02:13I mean, it's amazing he asked you out, really, given how mad he was.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17I know! He was so angry when he saw the Alessandro profile last week...

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Last week? Shak knew about that fake account for ages.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- He was always going on about it. Babes, he was livid.- What?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26But if he knew all along, then why did he say he'd just found out

0:02:26 > 0:02:28when he came to our school?

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Oh, after all that horrible "Amanly" stuff knocked her confidence,

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Amani was just starting to relax about the whole

0:02:34 > 0:02:38relationship thing, and now it turns out Shak's been lying to her.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40What's he up to?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Yeah, Shak could be innocent, Submarine Sierra,

0:02:42 > 0:02:47but if comics have taught me anything, it's to suspect everyone.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50And I spent all night wondering what else he's been lying about.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53So, yesterday, as you know, Shak asked me prom.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55It was so sweet, romantic...

0:02:55 > 0:02:57but also might be a set up.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Abi told us Shak knew about the whole Alessandro fake profile thing

0:03:00 > 0:03:02way earlier than he first let on.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04I need proof that his prom-posal was legit.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07I'm sure it is, I mean Shak seemed so genuine.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10But I will not let anyone humiliate me again. Blake? That was a one-off.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Hey guys, what's happening?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Hi, Jane. You know, just prom chat.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15OMD, you heard about the prank?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Erm, what prank, now?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19So, there I was applying my apple-blossom lip gloss

0:03:19 > 0:03:22in the girls', when I overheard some total creep's going to

0:03:22 > 0:03:23prank his date at the prom.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Probably planning to film it and put it on Dixi. Can you imagine?!

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Pass it on, OK? And everyone, stay sharp.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32There is no way we're letting that happen.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36OK, look, I know what you're thinking, but it might not be Shak.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39We need proof. I mean, he's not even friends with anyone here on Dixi.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Posting a prom prank video would be completely pointless.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43I hope you're right.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'm going to talk to him at prom tech rehearsal.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47I'll have to catch you up later.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50It's Bub's release day from the greenhouse. Good luck, though.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54OK, so I'm at prom rehearsal.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Shak's here, fine-tuning his playlist.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Hoping I'd run into you.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04I've just sent you a Dixi request so you can add me...

0:04:04 > 0:04:07..so long as you're not having second thoughts about being my date,

0:04:07 > 0:04:11- or anything.- Whoa, why would you send me a friend request?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Well, that really is social media basics 101.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Right, I guess how Dixi works, I'm just curious.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18You wouldn't be planning on sharing, let me guess,

0:04:18 > 0:04:20a humiliating video, would you?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23No! Why would I do that? Is everything OK?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Um... Let me think, am I OK?

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Am I OK with pathetic boys thinking it's jokes to mess with people?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31No, No, I am not.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33OK...

0:04:33 > 0:04:35I'm hitting control-alt-delete on this conversation.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37I'll leave you guys to it.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Blake the Snake, yes, I'd expect this from him, but from you?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Next move is where the girl's like, "Oh, I thought you were different."

0:04:43 > 0:04:46I'm always watching, like, "Duh, course he isn't."

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Now, it turns out I am the duh.- Amani...

0:04:48 > 0:04:50- If you wanted payback for the whole...- Who said I wanted payback?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Abi told me how angry you were. I apologised, didn't I?

0:04:54 > 0:04:55But I never deliberately hurt you,

0:04:55 > 0:04:57not like what Jane says you're planning.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00What total loser sets up someone with a fake prom date?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05OK, I don't really get it, but you clearly want out

0:05:05 > 0:05:08of going to prom with me for some reason, so I'll make this very easy.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- This is me officially un-asking you. - Well, good.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- This is me officially un-accepting. - OK.- OK!- Good.- Great.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17MESSAGE ALERT

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Dixi message from...

0:05:20 > 0:05:22..Alessandro?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29That couldn't have been you.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Wait, Shak. Wait...

0:05:32 > 0:05:34But how could they have...?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Whoever sent that message was watching the whole time.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39It's someone here.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42How low can Alessandro go?

0:05:42 > 0:05:47Poor Amani. Um, maybe a new election pole will help cheer her up?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oh. Maybe not.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53Thank Krypton that Echo and Selene have a new campaign song.

0:05:53 > 0:05:58# Don't want to be what they want me to be

0:05:58 > 0:06:01# I'm more than that... #

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Stop! We need to go back a bit.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05When Amani was confronting Shak in the hall,

0:06:05 > 0:06:08I was meeting Bubs from the greenhouse.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I'm not going to lie, I'm actually pretty nervous.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Ever since the whole Blake prom-posal,

0:06:16 > 0:06:20things haven't been quite the same. But I miss Bubs.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24I want things to be back to normal, so I've got him this.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26He's going to need some serious icing highs after being

0:06:26 > 0:06:28in that hell hole. Here he comes!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Make sure you thank Phoebe and Steven

0:06:30 > 0:06:32for the awesome leaving party.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Billie, what are you doing here? - For you.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40I understand how traumatic it is, adjusting to the outside world

0:06:40 > 0:06:41after that living nightmare.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I've got to be honest, I kind of enjoyed it.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47You are kidding. What about the terrifying inmates?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49I'd say they're more misunderstood.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51A girl tried to eat Selene's hair.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Could argue that's a compliment on her hygiene.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56So, did you get this from Blake the Cupcake King?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58No. If you don't want it, I can take it back.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Hey, I didn't say that.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Bubs, I need to get this out of the way. What happened with Blake...

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Hey, that's none of my Beedrill.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I was going to tell you. I was. I...

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Seriously, it's fine.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12So, you're not in a Hulk rage?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14You're the one that going to get in a lame dress

0:07:14 > 0:07:17and go to prom with Blake. I'd say that's punishment enough.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Look, I know Blake's been a bit of a wrong 'un in the past...- A bit?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23..but maybe he's misunderstood, too.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Just like the kids in the greenhouse.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29You do what you want, but don't expect me

0:07:29 > 0:07:32and flaky boy to be slumber buddies or anything.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33OK. I won't push it.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34MESSAGE ALERT

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Oh, it's Amani. She's with Shak at the tech rehearsals.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Going to ask him about the prom prank.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Come on, I'll explain on the way.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46There's Shak and Amani.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Hey, phones down, we've got a situation here.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Sorry, just checking my mega-zillion messages

0:07:51 > 0:07:53now I've got my phone back.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55It's not looking good. I better head over.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Maybe later, though, we could catch up on some Sailor Moon.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Actually, I can't. I meeting someone. It's Scarlet.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Scary greenhouse Scarlet?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Well, when she got thrown back inside for being the Deleter...

0:08:05 > 0:08:06- Shredder.- ..she was really upset.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09We got talking, and she's actually really cool.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Anyway, she says she's got info. - What? That's awesome.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Forget about the anime, what time are we meeting?!

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Yeah, but it's just me and Scarlet, otherwise she won't meet.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20But that's cool, right?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Course, yeah. No, no, you can meet whoever you like.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Cool. Catch you tomorrow?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Bubs and Scarlet?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Sure, why not?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Good for them.

0:08:40 > 0:08:45# Don't want to be what they want me to be

0:08:45 > 0:08:49# I'm more than that

0:08:49 > 0:08:53# If you've been invisible so much it makes you miserable

0:08:53 > 0:08:56# I've been through that

0:08:57 > 0:09:00# It's time to turn it round

0:09:00 > 0:09:02# Rise up from the underground

0:09:02 > 0:09:06# Ohhh Oh-oh-oh

0:09:06 > 0:09:09# This school expects a mission

0:09:09 > 0:09:11# Let's fight for self-expression

0:09:11 > 0:09:15# Ohhh Ohh oh-ohh

0:09:15 > 0:09:19# We want to be just who we are

0:09:19 > 0:09:25# I don't think that's taking things too fa-a-a-r

0:09:25 > 0:09:28# You've got to find your voice

0:09:28 > 0:09:30# Find your voice

0:09:30 > 0:09:34# Find your voice

0:09:34 > 0:09:37# You've got to find your voice

0:09:37 > 0:09:39# Find your voice

0:09:39 > 0:09:43# Find your voice

0:09:43 > 0:09:46# Don't be fooled by Blake and his cupcakes

0:09:46 > 0:09:49# Trust me the guy is a total sna-a-a-ke

0:09:49 > 0:09:52# Oh oh-oh

0:09:52 > 0:09:54# I may not be that confident

0:09:54 > 0:09:56# But I could be your president

0:09:56 > 0:10:00# Oh Ohh oh-oh-oh

0:10:00 > 0:10:05# We've been kept in the shadows for too long

0:10:05 > 0:10:08# Silenced from singing our own...

0:10:08 > 0:10:11# ALL: So-o-o-ong

0:10:11 > 0:10:14# You've got to find your voice

0:10:14 > 0:10:16# Find your voice

0:10:16 > 0:10:20# Find your voice

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- # We've got to join our hands - Find your voice

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- # United we stand - Find your voice

0:10:25 > 0:10:28# Find your voice

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- # We've got to stand up tall - Find your voice

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- # We won't fall - Find your voice

0:10:34 > 0:10:39# Find your voice

0:10:39 > 0:10:43# I don't want to be what they want me to be

0:10:43 > 0:10:47# I'm more than that. #

0:10:47 > 0:10:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- CROWD:- Echo! Echo! Echo! Echo!