This Means War

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06Previously on the Adventures of Billie...

0:00:06 > 0:00:10I discovered that the person who deleted Miss Malik's CCTV was...

0:00:12 > 0:00:13..Miss Malik!

0:00:13 > 0:00:16And now she's decided to expel me before I can expose the truth!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18The important thing is not to panic.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20You're right. I need to stay strong.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23- Too late, I've decided to panic! - Jane!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Baxter, I know you and Billie are joined at the hip,

0:00:26 > 0:00:28but I don't recall inviting you to my office.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31But I'm, er...filming a documentary.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Nice try. Now, move along.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36You really shouldn't be using your phone during school hours.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38PHONE RINGS

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Oh. Excuse me.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48If she catches me in here, I am dead!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Deader than Boney McBone Face! Extremely dead! All the dead!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Never mind that, I'm already dead!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56We need to prove Miss Malik framed me before she can expel me!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Miss Malik's not expelling you!

0:00:58 > 0:01:01I volunteer at the Greenhouse after school, you know,

0:01:01 > 0:01:04helping the troubled kids, and I appealed on your behalf.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Said you were a first-time offender who was led astray.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09She's agreed to shorten your punishment.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- You could be out next week.- My hero!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Like Captain America, but with really nice hair!

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- I can't believe you talked her into this!- She is too good to be true.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Are you sure you're related?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Freedom or no freedom, we still have a case to crack!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28It's password-protected. Maybe she's written it down somewhere.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I'll do this side, you do that side. Hurry!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33As someone who's trying to get you out of trouble,

0:01:33 > 0:01:35I don't think raiding Miss Malik's office is going to help!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Look, I know it's a terrible plan, but it's my only plan,

0:01:38 > 0:01:42so lets go with it, people. There's a supervillain on the loose.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43We need to catch them!

0:01:44 > 0:01:48This is just confiscated stuff. It's a loom band graveyard in here.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- There must be something that proves she's The Deleter.- The who now?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54The Deleter. That's our villain because they've deleted the CCTV.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58That's terrible. Who wants The Deleter as their supervillain?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Everyone knows a hero's only as strong as their nemesis.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03And they didn't delete anything, they shredded all the exams.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Oh! We should call them The Shredder!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- I like that! See? - Leave the super stuff to me.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10What is the meaning of this?!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12I bring you in here to discuss lifting your punishment

0:02:12 > 0:02:14and you're rule-breaking again!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17But I didn't break any rules the last time

0:02:17 > 0:02:20and you won't let me prove it! Why are you doing this?!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23What Billie means is, we're really sorry, Miss Malik.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24We were just curious...

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Curiosity killed the goose that laid the golden egg.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Maybe. But why would there be CCTV on everywhere except your office?

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Oh. Well, actually, I may have turned off the CCTV myself.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- I knew it! - Because of my interpretive dance.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I did not see that coming.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46UPBEAT MUSIC

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Last time I danced in my office, someone posted CCTV footage online.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00People left rather unconstructive comments,

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- so I've been turning the camera off when I practise.- I'm sorry.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- We won't say anything. - No, not a thing.- Of course not.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Well, after this little misadventure, I can hardly

0:03:10 > 0:03:15let you out of the Greenhouse early, but lets say no extra punishment.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Jane, since you're here, we need to go through the application forms

0:03:18 > 0:03:21for student president. Just the one.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Well, then, Blake Sheen it is.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26This can't be happening.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Blake the Snake and probably The Shredder, is running unopposed!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I can't believe I can't run against him!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33If he wins, the school will be a living nightmare.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35But the deadline for new candidates closes on Friday.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Well, that means we've got one day to find someone who can take him on.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41I don't care if I'm still locked up, I'm going to stop Blake

0:03:41 > 0:03:43if it's the last thing I do!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46So that was yesterday, and I've spent all night since

0:03:46 > 0:03:49trying to work out who I can get to run.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52It would be brilliant if Jane could do it, RedBlackRappingOwl,

0:03:52 > 0:03:55but she's not allowed, seeing as she's already been president.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Silly school rules!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Hello! Hello! It's Echo! Echo!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Miss Malik has suddenly decided she's the uniform enforcer.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Um...hello, hypocrisy.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09We all saw her dancing around her office,

0:04:09 > 0:04:11but suddenly, she's against self-expression.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Do teachers really think they can strip me of my dark shadows?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Pale me into submission?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19They can ban our badges, take our wristbands,

0:04:19 > 0:04:23wipe off our make-up, but we will never join the clone army.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I refuse to let them scrub away my personality.

0:04:26 > 0:04:31Wow! It looks like biggestcbbcfan13 loves your stuff...Katy?

0:04:31 > 0:04:36Talking of fans, Amani's clearly got one in her boyfriend, Alessandro.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Aw! Sweet!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Hi, everyone, it's me, Amani,

0:04:39 > 0:04:41coming to you live from the front of the bus!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Maybe that was too much. I should start again.- I thought it was good!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Really? I don't know.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Maybe I should have more practice with vlogging.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Vlogging's just like talking to your friends.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Don't worry and be yourself.- Thanks. You know, I loved yours, by the way.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00That Lip Gloss Like A Boss episode. You're so good at make-up!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Wait a second. This is you wearing make-up.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04I'm just kidding.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08I'm sure some people are really into the whole sweaty-joggers look.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Blake, I'm wearing joggers cos I ran a 5k before breakfast.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Not all of us like to spend our time in front of the mirror!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Anyway, Jane is right, that's why I started vlogging.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20So many people have been kind to me on Dixi since I joined.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I feel like we ARE friends.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26So to say thank you, I wanted to start a new series

0:05:26 > 0:05:28on sports and fitness.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Now, I know a lot of people don't have time to exercise,

0:05:31 > 0:05:35so my first vlog is all about ways you can work out on the go.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Welcome to Bus Yoga!

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Step one - let all your stress just melt away.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Try to block out the rest of the world.- Amani?!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- But it's not always easy. - What are you doing?

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Um... Looking for inner peace.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54Well, tough! This means war.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56What does? You seem stressed.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- I was about to do some breathing exercises.- Don't tell me to breathe!

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Of course I'm stressed, and don't pretend you don't know why!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Oh, yeah, I know all about you being stuck in the Greenhouse,

0:06:05 > 0:06:06but I'm totally on your side.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Look, I even baked you cookies for moral support!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11It's spinach and oatmeal!

0:06:11 > 0:06:12I'm not talking about the Greenhouse,

0:06:12 > 0:06:15although that was a travesty. Those delinquents put gum in my hair!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18But, no, I'm talking about this!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21# Well, there's a Greenhouse where you have no friends

0:06:21 > 0:06:24# Expect for loneliness

0:06:24 > 0:06:28# Oh, there's a Greenhouse where you don't feel much

0:06:28 > 0:06:30# Except for emptiness. #

0:06:30 > 0:06:33OMG! This is brilliant! I never knew you played this sort of stuff!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I don't. This was the first time.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38You should start a band or something. This is so cool!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh, yeah, I'm SO cool!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43I'm sure that's what you and your boyfriend said after you saw it.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Look at the comments!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- It's my Alessandro! - As if you didn't know!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Look at how many thumbs it's got. Everyone's laughing at me.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58I...I don't understand. This doesn't make any sense.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Selene, I promise, I had no idea.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05OK, fine. You're a clueless patsy, but your boyfriend is going to pay.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- I've never even met the guy. How does he know that I am...- A geek?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Academically superior.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12And this happens days after I get framed for a crime I didn't commit!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- He had nothing to do with that. - Of course you'd say that!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- What's his number? - No, no, you don't need to call him.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Please, I just need to talk to him! - This is your one chance.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Give me his number and help me get even or we are not friends.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- I didn't think we were friends. - Good point. Then we'll be enemies.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Please! I promise, I'll sort this.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30So be it. Stay out of my way, Amani.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33I'm going to find your boyfriend and then he's going to pay!

0:07:36 > 0:07:40GlassMammothGoat is right, Selene, your song is great!

0:07:40 > 0:07:44And so is my idea for who should run in my place for school president.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Today, on the Adventures of Billie, I managed to get

0:07:46 > 0:07:49out of the Greenhouse by volunteering for litter picking,

0:07:49 > 0:07:52which gives us exactly one hour to find someone to run for president

0:07:52 > 0:07:54and stop Blake's rise to power.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56We've got the perfect candidate to defeat the Prince of Darkness.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- There she is!- Amani!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Good news, you're about to become the next student president.- What?!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- We need you to run against Blake. - I'm not going up against him!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Come on, Amani! This is a time for ordinary heroes! I'll train you.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13- I can't, OK? I've got problems of my own.- Are you OK? What's happened?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Nothing. I don't want to let you guys down, but there's no way.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Blake's been horrible to me since I got here and it's not worth it.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oh! Cookies?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Oh! Who puts spinach in a cookie?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I really like them.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Do you think Amani's OK? She seems kind of distracted.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- She's probably sending heart-eyed smileys to Alessandro.- Oh, yeah.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Well, this is no time for romance.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Somewhere in this school is our next president!

0:08:41 > 0:08:45No. And this room is for computer-science students only.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48No way! Blake's the best! He's getting us helicopter rides!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- But that's obviously a lie. - Can't shake the Blake!

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Can't shake the Blake!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54- STUDENTS:- Can't shake the Blake!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Can't shake the Blake!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Guys, I don't even go to your school any more.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01We're getting kind of desperate.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04We need someone to fight against the forces of evil!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Evil's kind of my thing.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Sweet! Echo posted a new vlog. I have to watch this.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- I give up, there's no-one left. ECHO:- Hello!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- And I need to be back in the Greenhouse in five.- It's Echo! Echo!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Wait! Who is that?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Why don't girls' clothes have pockets?

0:09:18 > 0:09:22We have stuff, we have phones, we have keys.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Why am I forced to...

0:09:23 > 0:09:26OMG! It's...E-Emily?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Anna?- I want to say Vera?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Hey...you!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Forgotten my name, haven't you?- No!

0:09:36 > 0:09:41- OK, yes, but what if I called you Echo?- You watch my vlogs?- I do now.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44You're an incredible speaker. Passionate, funny...

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Do you mind leaving this stuff in the comments?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- I don't like human interaction. - OK, I'll get to the point.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I want you to run for student president!

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Waiting for the punch line.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Nuh-huh! I don't do public speaking.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I don't do general speaking.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04This, right now, it's outside my comfort zone.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06We'll support you every step of the way.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09You can be a voice for the voiceless. Speak for the little guy.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Someone needs to stand up to Blake.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Enjoy this cupcake and vote Blake.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Er... We need to target the people who matter.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Don't waste those on emo losers.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Emo losers?!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- OK, I'll do it!- Yes!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Worried you won't have anything in common to talk about at prom?

0:10:34 > 0:10:37If you're not as naturally silver-tongued as me,

0:10:37 > 0:10:39spend the night before researching the web.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43As soon as you meet up, bombard them with constant, relentless facts.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46This way, you'll appear uber-interesting, eliminating

0:10:46 > 0:10:51awkward silences and any pressure to think up questions to ask them.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Boom! Job done!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Gaps in the conversation are a real date-killer, folks,

0:10:55 > 0:10:57so just keep talking. Never even pausing for breath.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Art, history, personal-grooming methods.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Not too in-depth on that last one, though.