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0:00:05 > 0:00:07Hello, hello!

0:00:07 > 0:00:10It's Echo, Echo!

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Popular girls.

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Popular girls be like...

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Do my eyebrows look good in this?

0:00:15 > 0:00:16Popular girls be like...

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Why do people always look at me

0:00:18 > 0:00:19when I walk down the corridors?

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Popular girls be like...

0:00:21 > 0:00:25It's so unfair popularity isn't a subject at school.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26I'd ace it.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Hashtag "#PopularGirlProblems."

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Poor old Echo.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34It's no wonder she's so fed up with popularity when you see

0:00:34 > 0:00:35the newest election poll.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Harsh.

0:00:37 > 0:00:41There's no chance of us stopping Blake if we carry on like this.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Unfortunately, that's not our only problem.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Amani's dropped off the grid!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48No messages, no v-mails, nada!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50I can't really blame her for wanting to keep a low profile

0:00:50 > 0:00:53after that bowl of linguine Alessandro posted on her wall.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Beyond harsh!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Now we're at Shaky Moe's to meet Abi.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59She's at Aster Rathburn Academy with Alessandro.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01So, she can investigate him!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02SLURPING

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hey! None of that.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Bubs, this is serious! I feel sick.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09I'm so worried I can barely finish my triple chocolate fudge,

0:01:09 > 0:01:13extra cream, no crispy bits, toffee sauce, no whip, full fat milk shake.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15That's your third one.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Poor Amani.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19She's not at home, she's not on Dixi...

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Couldn't imagine how she's feeling.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23And this morning, she was all excited about bringing

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Alessandro to prom.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Maybe I should invite her to Anti-Prom Anime Night.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Hey, I love anime as much as anyone, but it's not quite the same.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32True. It's better.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Bubs...

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Have you ever thought about maybe going?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Pff. No-one I'd want to go with.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44I'd rather stay home and watch Kino's Journey.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Were you going to go?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48It could be fun.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50I don't know. I haven't decided yet.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53But anyway, Amani's massively gutted about Alessandro.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57I know. If I ever get my hands on that Alessandro, I'd...

0:01:57 > 0:02:00..give him a strongly worded letter on dating etiquette.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04Maybe a Paddington hard stare while you're at it.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06- I just hope Abi can help. - She has to!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08She can follow Alessandro and suss him out

0:02:08 > 0:02:10and see if Selene's theory stands up.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12I'm not convinced yet.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Why would he do all the other stuff?

0:02:14 > 0:02:15What's his motive?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Babes! Sorry, sorry.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Come on, then. Tell me all the things!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Bubs said Echo is doing terribly in the online election polls.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Poor thing. What else is new?

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Oh, guys, I've missed this.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Abi, we need you to do us a favour.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- It's about Amani.- Of course.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33How is she? I saw what Alessandro wrote on Dixi.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Do you talk to him? What's he like?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37He's at your school!

0:02:37 > 0:02:42Oh, right. Well, I mean, obviously he's expert-level hot.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I thought he was nice until I saw what he did to Amani.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46He's an absolute shower hat.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49But, is he behind all the other stuff?

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Cyber attacks, trashing Miss Malik's office - it doesn't add up.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56That's why you have to go undercover.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59I don't know. I mean, I don't have any lessons with him.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Follow him between classes.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Think of it as a role.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04The clandestine cop.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Oh, OK.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I mean, I could do that.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Can I wear a wig? And a cloak?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I do a great French accent.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Yeah, sure. Why not?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- So you'll help?- Mais oui. Of course.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Babes, I can already see the reviews.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20"Abi dazzles in performance as undercover detective."

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Over hill, over dale,

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Through bush, through brier...

0:03:25 > 0:03:27What?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Over park, over pale...

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Oh, sorry, guys.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32That's my drama teacher.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33OMD, is this a flash mob?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- I love flash mobs! - Oh, please don't make me sing.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36You know the words, Ab-Fab?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Through floods, through fire...

0:03:39 > 0:03:41I do wander everywhere,

0:03:41 > 0:03:44BOTH: Swifter than the moon's sphere.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Ha-ha. Very good.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Ab-Fab?- He's come up with nicknames for everyone.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52He's one of those hilarious teachers.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54He's always quoting Shakespeare at us in the corridors.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55I'd better go.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I have a lot lines to learn for acting class.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I'll message you and tell you what I find out about Alessandro.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Bye, guys.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04If my teacher started shouting at me

0:04:04 > 0:04:07when I was trying to have a milkshake with my friends,

0:04:07 > 0:04:08I would literally move to another country.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10PHONE CHIMES

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Oh, no.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Could this day actually get any worse?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18What now? A milkshake brain freeze?

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Another message.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Anonymous again?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Worse. It's Echo.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25She must have seen the latest online polls.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27She's dropping out of the election race.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29I can't let Echo drop out.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31She's our only hope.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32I agree with you, Amy.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34She can make a comeback.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37But how can I convince her to carry on her run for president?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Luckily, I have a very powerful secret weapon.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Hello, beautiful people,

0:04:41 > 0:04:45and welcome to a special presidential edition of Just Jane.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Co-starring my favourite sister, Silly Billie.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'm her only sister and I'm not silly.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56My time as student president is coming to a close. Sad face!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59But as they say, don't cry because it's over,

0:04:59 > 0:05:00smile because it happened.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02And don't cry because it's over,

0:05:02 > 0:05:04cry because Blake the Snake is about to take the throne.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06He's planning on installing a doughnut machine

0:05:06 > 0:05:08exclusively for him and his mates.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11We know in our hearts that Emma is the best person for the job.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Who's Emma? We're supposed to be helping Echo.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Oh, right. Emma is Echo. All right, got it. Yeah.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18But she's kind of having cold feet at the moment.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Slash - having a complete meltdown!

0:05:21 > 0:05:22To help Echo win her campaign,

0:05:22 > 0:05:26I want to pass on some of my Just Jane public speaking wisdom.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29She's coming over for some TLC.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Which stands for The Last Chance.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32DOOR OPENS

0:05:32 > 0:05:35If Echo doesn't run, Blake will win and humanity

0:05:35 > 0:05:36and the Anime Club are doomed.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Not necessarily in that order.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41I get it.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Blake's evil and I'm the only alternative.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46But I'd rather have a terrible president then ever

0:05:46 > 0:05:47speak in public again.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Don't worry, Echo. Public speaking is a piece of cake.- There's cake?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53I know you want to help, but I have no interest in trying to get

0:05:53 > 0:05:56people to like me so they'll vote for me.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57It's not my style.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- It's not about making people like you.- It literally is.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01It's about inspiring them.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03The only thing I inspired was ridicule.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Echo, I know how nerve-racking it is to stand up in front of people.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09But the key is to breathe.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Try it with me. Close your eyes.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Inhale the positivity...

0:06:15 > 0:06:17..and exhale the negativity.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18You too, Billie.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Next tip.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23When you're making a speech,

0:06:23 > 0:06:26imagine you're chatting to your bestie.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Find a smiling face in the crowd...

0:06:27 > 0:06:29There were no smiling faces.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30I just stared at the ground,

0:06:30 > 0:06:32hoping it would swallow me up.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34My final piece of advice.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Talk slowly.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39When we get nervous, our heart starts pounding,

0:06:39 > 0:06:41and we get all hot and sweaty.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Except Jane. She doesn't sweat, she sparkles.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Resist the urge to speed up,

0:06:45 > 0:06:48and you'll sound calm and in control.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Have a go.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51And don't forget your breathing.

0:06:53 > 0:06:59Hi-i-i-i-i-i, I'm Echo-o-o-o.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03That was a good start.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Jane, I appreciate all your top tips, but I'll never be you.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09You just have to be yourself.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11I didn't even want to run for election last year.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Every single person in the school nominated you.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Technically, yes.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17But if I can do it, then so can you, Echo.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18OK, fine.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19PHONE CHIMES

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- But stop inspiring me. - Oh, Dixi message from Selene.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25"Alessandro's going to meet Amani in the park.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26"I'm going to confront him."

0:07:27 > 0:07:30OMD! This could get messy.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33I've got to get to Amani before Selene goes steaming in.

0:07:39 > 0:07:46Vo-o-ote Echo for pre-eside-en-t.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50You're in my sights, mysterious Alessandro.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Oddpenguinfrog is totally right.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Amani can do so much better than you.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Can't get into it now, though. In a rush!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I'm tailing Selene, as she tails Amani,

0:07:59 > 0:08:01as she goes to meet Alessandro.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02You know how they say cut to the chase?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04This is the chase.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Selene, wait!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh, it's you.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Yeah, your partner.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15We're not partners.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17I'm in the middle of some very important individual detective work.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Well, I'm individually here to help.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22The way you helped get me sent to the Greenhouse? No, thanks.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23I work alone.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Amani is my bestie.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27She's much more likely to tell me what's going on than you.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30You're right. We can exploit her affection for you to get the truth.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- That's not what I said. - I'm paraphrasing.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Fine, just tell me what you've found out so far.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37I asked Amani for Alessandro's number.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Bit soon after the break-up. - Not to ask him out!

0:08:39 > 0:08:43I wanted to confront him about all the awful things he said online.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45But Amani said to leave it alone, that she'd have it out with him.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46As if.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49She's so blinded by that ridiculous romantic attachment

0:08:49 > 0:08:51that she'll let him off easily.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53So, I followed her and as soon as he arrives,

0:08:53 > 0:08:54I'm going to pounce.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56He won't know what hit him.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57He definitely won't.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Look. There she is.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01OK.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12The Sweetheart Spinner.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14There's no sign of Alessandro.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16What if he stands her up?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18She looks really down.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I can't take any more staking my friend.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22- Let's just go talk to her.- Fine.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25This was my idea, so I'm doing the interrogation.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26It's a chat, not an interrogation.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29CLEARS THROAT

0:09:29 > 0:09:30GASPS

0:09:30 > 0:09:31OMD! You scared me!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Expecting someone else?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Were you guys following me?- No, no.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39We were just out on a bike ride and thought we'd say hello.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Hello.- Hi.- How's the boyfriend?

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Why would you ask me that?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44You know it's over between us.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Amani, I'm so sorry. You know that we're here for you.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Well, I'm here for Alessandro.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49When's he arriving?

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Alessandro isn't coming.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Ugh! He stood you up. - Then we have to go to where he is.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54He can't get away with attacking people.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Yeah, or breaking people's hearts.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I wasn't heartbroken, I was annoyed.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58I meant Amani.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Oh, right. The romance.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02But Billie's right. He hurt you.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04You've got no reason to protect him.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06- But I'm not protecting him... - Then give us his number.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Or tell us where to find him.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11But you can't find him or phone him because...

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Well, he doesn't exist.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I made him up. I made his Dixi profile. None of it's real.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17There is no Alessandro.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26This is Selene, and you're watching early-morning guitar practice.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28As always, I begin with scales.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30STRUMS GUITAR

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Do you hear that?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34BIRDS CHIRPING

0:10:34 > 0:10:36That's bird song.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37There's music everywhere.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40And what I love is how the guitar can recreate those sounds,

0:10:40 > 0:10:43so birds and I can play a complex song together.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45But, I won't be able to play anything

0:10:45 > 0:10:47if I can't practise my scales.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Excuse me.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Will you birds be quiet?!

0:10:52 > 0:10:53BIRDS FLY AWAY

0:10:55 > 0:10:56That's better.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Now, where was I?

0:10:58 > 0:11:00STRUMS GUITAR