:00:25. > :00:35.show that brings you the news, but not as you know it. I am Felicity
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:00:35. > :00:45.Bond. This is my co-host, Bob Roberts. This is so typical.
:00:45. > :00:46.
:00:46. > :00:53.Unreliable as ever. Have you seen him? Welcome to the sports locker.
:00:53. > :01:03.Today, we are going to... I'm done rehearsing. Do you know where Bob
:01:03. > :01:17.
:01:17. > :01:27.is? Bob! Newsflash, the star of Les miserable is. How do you say that?
:01:27. > :01:27.
:01:27. > :01:36.Doncaster. Beautiful language, the French. There you go, that idiot.
:01:36. > :01:41.Bob. It doesn't ring a bell.The guy that cannot tie his shoelaces?
:01:41. > :01:51.the slippers? I love that guy. He's a close personal friend. What is his
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:01:52. > :02:02.name again? Bob! Have you seen him? No. How can I rehearse without my
:02:02. > :02:02.
:02:02. > :03:18.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 75 seconds
:03:18. > :03:22.have gone to Newcastle. Bob probably thinks we are rehearsing tomorrow.
:03:22. > :03:26.Am I the only one taking this seriously? Its milk and two sugars.
:03:26. > :03:28.We have seven days to create the best new show ever. No Bob. Here is
:03:28. > :03:33.a selection of emergency news clips we have put together from other
:03:33. > :03:43.shows, weather presenters actually bothered to turn up. See you in five
:03:43. > :03:49.
:03:49. > :03:53.There was excitement as the Olympic torch finally arrived at the Olympic
:03:53. > :04:01.Stadium. But the event was spoiled by an overeager health and safety
:04:01. > :04:07.official. Fire!We can now go live to Melbourne for the first test
:04:07. > :04:10.between England and Australia. join us as the England and Australia
:04:10. > :04:14.captains had out for the coin toss. It is always a real sense of
:04:14. > :04:19.excitement at the start of the test series. Today is no exception. Is
:04:19. > :04:28.this going to be England's year? The England captain has opted for heads.
:04:28. > :04:33.And he's won it. They have won the opening game in the coin toss
:04:33. > :04:38.series. The Australian captain is gutted. A surprise at the Winter
:04:38. > :04:43.Olympics Figgis debating competition, when Antarctica won its
:04:43. > :04:48.first-ever gold medal. -- figure skating. Athletics, and we go live
:04:48. > :04:53.to the women's hammer throw in Helsinki. The next to throw is Great
:04:53. > :05:00.Britain's Jenny Dennen. She is last year's world champion. Around she
:05:00. > :05:08.goes, round and round. And round and round. That was a lovely throw.
:05:08. > :05:18.Straight from the women's hammer throw, are you all right? Now we go
:05:18. > :05:32.
:05:32. > :05:37.Comedian Johnny Cochran and Ian Tomlinson have been commissioned on
:05:37. > :05:44.their own CBBC show. In light of the news, we went out on the street to
:05:44. > :05:50.see how the public felt. I don't know who they are. Who are they?
:05:50. > :06:00.Have they got their own show? That's nice. Well, tune in next time. I
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:06:05. > :06:13.have been or is Norris. I have been Egypt, where a little boy has been
:06:13. > :06:20.born. He is known as Tutankhamen. He is also known by these names, but
:06:20. > :06:25.probably not Steve. We think this is his dad, it's hard to know because
:06:25. > :06:31.it's so long ago that nobody can remember, not even my Gran, and she
:06:31. > :06:37.is really old. Although she doesn't look it, love you. His daddy became
:06:37. > :06:43.a mummy, a very complex operation. His big brother becomes Pharaoh. He
:06:43. > :06:53.prompted eyes, only to be replaced by his sister, so at nine years old
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:06:57. > :07:01.Tutankhamen becomes Pharaoh. I think keep an eye on things. Sorry. He
:07:01. > :07:04.runs the country, so that Tutankhamen can get on with stuff
:07:04. > :07:09.that kids do like playing games and getting married. Yes, getting
:07:09. > :07:15.married. If you thought that was weird, his new wife is also his
:07:15. > :07:19.sister. And she used to be his stepmother. Anyway, he grows up, his
:07:19. > :07:25.uncle hands over power and they rule Egypt's together as husband and
:07:25. > :07:29.wife, Mum, sister. That's the end of that. Also, the history books tell
:07:29. > :07:33.us that the uncle did not want to give up power, so he killed him by
:07:33. > :07:37.bashing him on the head like that. Yes, that will do it. Except it
:07:37. > :07:41.didn't. The history books got it wrong and he actually died from an
:07:41. > :07:45.infected broken leg, leaving his wife with a broken heart and the
:07:45. > :07:55.Crown of Egypt. The uncle once that for himself. How does he want to get
:07:55. > :07:59.
:07:59. > :08:03.marry a foreign prince instead, because he has such a cool name. He
:08:03. > :08:07.gets cold feet, and cold everything because he dies. Killed on his way
:08:07. > :08:13.to Egypt by a jealous uncle, who marries his granddaughter, ruling
:08:13. > :08:21.Egypt's together for ages, definitely the end of that, scouts
:08:21. > :08:27.There is confusion at the ice Skating Championships as the Russian
:08:27. > :08:33.comes to the end of his routine. Have you finished yet? With studies
:08:33. > :08:38.showing that the average British diet is increasingly unhealthy, one
:08:38. > :08:45.farm in Yorkshire is trying to make a difference. I'm here with James
:08:45. > :08:50.Archibald, who has an ingenious plan to encourage healthy eating. Yes, to
:08:50. > :08:57.discourage people from eating fatty food, I have bred pigs that taste
:08:57. > :09:01.like brussels sprouts. That is rancid Russell sprouts. That would
:09:01. > :09:06.discourage me from eating too much bacon. How do you make the bacon
:09:06. > :09:16.taste like rancid brussels sprouts? You feed the pig tonnes of rancid
:09:16. > :09:21.
:09:21. > :09:25.whether Norman army looks set to take the city. I'm hoping to get a
:09:25. > :09:31.word with their commander and ask him what makes the Norman is the
:09:31. > :09:34.most fearsome fighters in all of medieval Christendom? How is it
:09:34. > :09:40.going? We have taken the high ground, the perfect position to
:09:40. > :09:46.attack the city with. There are two problems. The whole place is
:09:46. > :09:54.crawling with spiders! Perhaps you should save the victory dance until
:09:54. > :09:58.when you have one the battle? is for the bite, it can be vital and
:09:58. > :10:02.the locals believe the only way to cure it is by dancing. You might
:10:02. > :10:07.want to do it as well. This looks like a disaster. Most of your
:10:07. > :10:11.soldiers have been bitten by spiders? I haven't, I just like
:10:11. > :10:18.dancing. Not only does it have a good chance of killing you, it has
:10:18. > :10:21.another effect. What is that?I am so sorry. It also causes severe
:10:21. > :10:26.attacks of wind. But that is the only attack that will happen today.
:10:26. > :10:36.I'm calling the battle. Mike Peabody, the siege of Palermo,
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:10:44. > :10:47.wishing he was somewhere else. Howay! DNN has a lot to live up to
:10:47. > :10:53.if we are going to be the worlds best news show. As much as I would
:10:53. > :11:01.like it, we cannot do it without my co-host. So, is there any of Bob?
:11:01. > :11:04.I've got this! That's not what I meant. Anyway, you have seen the
:11:04. > :11:11.competition. The first show is next week. People, what have we been
:11:11. > :11:17.working on? I have been working on my biceps. Check these bad boys out.
:11:17. > :11:20.I mean what have you prepared for the sports section? OK, naturally, I
:11:20. > :11:27.have been trying out some new sports and meeting a view close personal
:11:27. > :11:32.friends. Let's take a look. Close personal friend Michael Dorn.
:11:32. > :11:42.never met you before. Just a few seconds until my close personal
:11:42. > :11:56.
:11:56. > :11:59.friend Wayne Rooney arrives. It's Don't call me that. When I haven't
:11:59. > :12:07.been making you cups of tea I've been out and about getting up close
:12:07. > :12:17.and personal with people that matter. What? And and deck?Check
:12:17. > :12:27.this out, hugging. There is a form of exercise called laughter Yoga,
:12:27. > :12:43.
:12:43. > :12:48.with me, Jahmene Mann. Anyone? Why down!
:12:48. > :12:51.It doesn't always turn out brilliantly. How about you, Nellie?
:12:51. > :12:55.What big stories have you been delving into? I've been preparing
:12:55. > :13:03.hard-hitting reports into the biggest issues. Stop fooling about,
:13:03. > :13:07.and letters, and pay attention. Nellie Osmond, DNN. Come on. Well, I
:13:07. > :13:12.can't believe my eyes. Even though I am completely overqualified for
:13:12. > :13:17.storage like this, I went to find out. Because I'm a professional.
:13:17. > :13:22.Come on, I'm trying to do work here. Don't even think about squirting
:13:22. > :13:27.that thing at me. My hair is waterproof anyway. Nellie Osmond,
:13:27. > :13:31.coming to her senses for DNN. I'm trying to do a job of work here.
:13:31. > :13:34.That is how professionals do the news. Davina, are you ready to
:13:35. > :13:43.deliver the most exciting weather forecast on television? These go up
:13:43. > :13:47.and down as well! Amazing! Fine, we have got all of that. Plus I have
:13:47. > :13:56.put something together myself to show people what else DNN has up its
:13:56. > :14:06.sleeves. Feast your eyes on this. my head, son. It will be snowy and
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:14:15. > :14:25.stormy. Snormy! That's breaking news, don't panic. Mega anti-LOLs.
:14:25. > :14:35.just really want to meet Justin Bieber. Nobody loves me like you
:14:35. > :14:39.
:14:39. > :14:46.Stay there. Good, we are in great shape. Even without Bob. Especially
:14:46. > :14:53.without Bob. True. We meet back here in seven days. If anyone sees Bob,