0:00:06 > 0:00:07And that's a wrap!
0:00:07 > 0:00:10- Congratulations, everyone. Great series!- Yeah!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- Bob, Felicity, can I have a word?- Not this time, Henry.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16You're no longer the boss of me! It's holibobs time!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Actually, Bob, I've been ordered to thank you both
0:00:18 > 0:00:20for all your hard work,
0:00:20 > 0:00:24and to present you with these tokens of DNN's appreciation.
0:00:24 > 0:00:29- What?- Presents, Bob!- Ooh, ooh, ooh! Presents! Yeah! Oh, I love presents!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31- This is for you, Bob.- Um...
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Eugh!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Huh?! A packet of seeds? Hmm.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38It's a lifetime supply of red peppers!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41I'll never have to go without fajitas ever again!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43It's a miracle!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46SHE GASPS Oh, Henry, it is so beautiful!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Thank you so much! - Oh, no need to thank me, Felicity.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Thank the closing down sale.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Ooh, new chair! I thought I could smell wrapping paper.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Where's mine?- Er, sorry, Gary,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00but end-of-series gifts are for anchors only.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Even Bob barely qualifies. - (I got seeds!)- No fair!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- Come on, then, Flicky, hand it over. I need that.- You need it?- Yes!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09My stool has been on the wonk for ages!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13This looks much safer and, as you know, DNN can be a dangerous place.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15BOB SNIGGERS
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Ow!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21THUD! THUD!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Watch out for the bunker. - What's a bunker?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Oh!- Oh, my!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I've broken the other leg!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31THUD! Oof! Man down!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Agh!
0:01:36 > 0:01:37HE GRUNTS
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Whoa! Careful with that boom mic!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Ra-a-a-argh!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47HE WHIMPERS
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Bears!- Agh! Bears! - Where?! Agh!
0:01:50 > 0:01:51No! Dragons!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Run for your lives!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- Agh!- Ha-ha! Good job, fake Bob.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58ALARM BLARES, SHE SCREAMS
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Agh!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02I hate spiders! Keep it away, keep it away!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Ow!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Agh-ah-ah!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11BUZZ! Oh, my! Wow, thanks, Nellie!
0:02:11 > 0:02:12That's re... BUZZ!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Enough blether. It must be time for my special report now.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18HE ROARS
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I give that a thumbs up!
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Ow!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Ah! There we go.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28I'd give you my old chair, Gary,
0:02:28 > 0:02:30but I'm keeping it for posterity.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32You've given a nickname to your botbot?!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- If I had, Bob, I'd have called it Bob.- Aw, thank you.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Problem solved!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Ta-da! I'll never be short of a chair again!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Gary, that's less safe than your original stool.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Really?- Well, walk over here! - Er, OK.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Agh... - LOUD THUD
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Yeah, fair point. Pass the scissors, please, Bob.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Anyway, this building is full of chairs!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Oh, she's right, Gary! Which means that you should, er...
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- sit on the building!- Brilliant!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04No! Just find one you like and use it!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- Oh, that is much better. Um, sorry, Bob.- Yeah, none taken, mate!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10It's like Jahmene always says -
0:03:10 > 0:03:14you never know what you might find when you step outside the studio.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Yeah, yeah.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Today, I'm looking out for Britain's best...opera singers!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Bow ties at the ready, let's give it some welly!
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Avanti!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26# Figaro!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29# Son qua! Ehi, Figaro!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31# Son qua! Figaro qua, Figaro la
0:03:31 > 0:03:33# Figaro qua, Figaro la
0:03:33 > 0:03:36# Figaro su, Figaro giu Figaro su, Figaro giu
0:03:36 > 0:03:38# Pronto prontissimo Bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo
0:03:38 > 0:03:41# Fortunatissimo, Fortunatissimo Fortunatissimo! Non manchera!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43# La, la, la! La-la-la! La, la, la! La-la-la!
0:03:43 > 0:03:44# La, la, la! La-la-la! La, la, la-la!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47# A te fortuna, a te fortuna A te fortuna non manchera!
0:03:47 > 0:03:53# Sono il factotum della citta Sono il factotum della citta
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# Della citta, della citta!
0:03:56 > 0:04:05# Della ci-i-i-itt-a-a-a! #
0:04:05 > 0:04:07MUSIC ENDS
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Hello, madam. Can you sing opera?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Well, I don't know. You tell me.
0:04:12 > 0:04:18SHE SINGS NOTES DEEPLY AND PERFECTLY
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Wow!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22SUSTAINED HIGH-PITCHED NOTE
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Oops!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26SHE GASPS
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- You're in trouble now, sunshine! - Come on, Stevie, I didn't know
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- she was going to be good enough to do that!- Come 'ere, you!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Come 'ere!- You...- Grr-agh! - You're meant to be on my side!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Man down! Man down!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Nope!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Mmm, bit too firm.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Not quite Gary enough! - Howay, Gary, what are you doing?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Ultimate Chair Quest, Davina!- Ooh!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53And if I find a good one, I might make it my new sidekick.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I mean, Flicky's got Bob, Phil's got Terry, you've got Map!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I know! He's mint, isn't he? Come here, ya great big green softie!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Ooh, ooh, incoming, incoming! Oh, oh!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, yeah, this is everything I dreamed it would be!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08All I'm saying is, it must be great to be team-mates like you and Map.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09- THUD! - Oh!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I thought there was one more.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18In honour of the World Cup and... # Alan Shearer! #
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- ..I'll be setting the record for... - DRUMROLL
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Er, Mappy's in goal and you're blindfolded?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- You might hit him. - He'll be fine, Bob, man!
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Get ready, Davina! In three...two...one!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- KLAXON - Howay!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39First off, there'll be showers in Bath.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Showers in Bath?
0:05:41 > 0:05:42That's canny posh, like!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Careful, Mappy! Protect your lovely green everything!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Next up, it's time for the weather in that London-nnng...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51where it's going to be wetter than a wet wipe
0:05:51 > 0:05:55in a wet-look wet suit on a wet weekend in the wetlands! Ooh!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58It's going to be wetter than... Ach, you get the idea!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00It's going to be proper wet, like! Huh!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02That's it! I'm going to save Mappy!
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Bob?!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05..unlike the glorious nation of...
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Newcastle! - KLAXON
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Newcastle!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Even when it's raining,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14the sun always shines in the hearts of every Geordie!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Come and have a go, the weather! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Don't worry, Mappy! I'll save you! - KLAXON
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Oof! Ooh...! No, I'm fine! No, I'm fine!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- How did I do, like? - You scored an impressive nine goals.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Whoo! Canny! That's another record for me and Map. Hoo!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Well done, Davina.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Ooh, I can feel it in my tum-tum!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Ooh, yes. Perfect. Dibs! - Hey, G-Dog.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Hey, J...Loaf.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- What are you doing?- I've decided this is my perfect chair.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Ah, you can't have it, I've called dibs. Anyway, for safety's sake,
0:06:49 > 0:06:50I'm taking it back to my dressing room.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Do you want a hand? - No, no need.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I've been schooled in heavy weight-liftage
0:06:56 > 0:06:59by my close personal friend - The World's Strongest Man.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Now what did he tell me?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Yes, pretty sure it was, "Lift with the spine."
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Give it a rest, Gary, you're not the only one
0:07:05 > 0:07:07with close personal friends. Kelly's got loads of them, too.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09HE GRUNTS, LOUD CRACK
0:07:09 > 0:07:12It was NOT "lift with the spine."
0:07:12 > 0:07:14GRUNTS IN PAIN
0:07:14 > 0:07:17I'm here to meet a star choreographer who is going
0:07:17 > 0:07:19to help me to make up a brand-new dance. A brance.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21New word alert.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- It's only Turbo!- What's up, Kelly?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Turbo, you are my favourite dance judge ever.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Alongside judge Alesha, judge Bruno, judge Darcey, and Judge Judy.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Wait, wrong type of judge.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35But I still totally respect your opinion. Your Honour!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38OK, first, what's your favourite type of dance?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Oh, definitely street dance. - OK, we can...
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Alongside disco, and jazz, and mambo,
0:07:44 > 0:07:48and conga, and tango, and samba, and Simba...
0:07:48 > 0:07:51No, he's a lion, right? Shouldn't we get started?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55MUSIC: "Changes" by Faul & Wad Ad & Pnau
0:08:11 > 0:08:14OK, guys. Turbo has made me my very own dance moves
0:08:14 > 0:08:19- all based on my personality, right? - Right.- Exclusive-abulous.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22OK, the excited rabbit.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Excited monkey.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Excited child.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Excited wardrobe.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31An excited rainbow.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35And, oh...my...wow!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Thanks, Turbo. You're my bestie for ever.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Kelly Fornia here, guys,
0:08:39 > 0:08:41throwing the best news shapes since the triangle.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Amaze-brance!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47GRUNTING
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Come on, Jahmene, put some welly into it!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I don't know why you need this sofa, Gary. Customise!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Sorry?- Modify your stool. - Hmm, sounds a bit medical.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00No, I mean put a comfy seat on it, add some gadgets,
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- chrome paint, Wi-Fi? - Ooh, yes, now we're talking.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Time to turn the stool cool.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Good idea, J-Box.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Er, besides, I don't think Henry would let me have this sofa.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14FlickyBob still need somewhere to do their interviews.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20With me today is a man who has invented reusable toilet paper.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Fred Winklater.- Hello. - BOB LAUGHS
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Thanks for joining us... - No, Bob, no!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I've got a big interview lined up
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- and it's not with a man who washes bathroom tissue.- Who is bigger news
0:09:30 > 0:09:33than this guy? ..Would you mind moving downwind just a little?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- The president of the United States?! - Huh?! Justin Bieber?!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Barack Obama!- Oh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42It's a pleasure to have you with us, Mr President.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- I'll take some questions. - Of course.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Let's start with the economy... - I put it to you, Mr President,
0:09:46 > 0:09:51that reusing plop-plop paper is the best idea since edible food!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Yes, exactly. - (Stick with me, Winky!)
0:09:54 > 0:09:56But people may have better ideas.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58That's unlikely.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01And people may want to jigger slightly.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Ah! No, well, you're right. They'll feel much better for it.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Where should I do my jigger, Barack?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- On the floor.- OK. Come on, Flicky!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12That's a direct order from your president!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Come and jigger on the floor! You too, Winklater!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Okey-dokey!- Er...
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- So, Mr President...?- What do you make of Winky's jiggering?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24He's got that kind of slouch, looking like the bored kid,
0:10:24 > 0:10:25er, in the back of the classroom.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28You heard him, put some effort into it, Winky!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Mr President, could I just ask what will be on the agenda
0:10:31 > 0:10:33when you and the British Prime Minister next meet?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35We're going to be finding ways
0:10:35 > 0:10:38where we can poke each other, er, at every opportunity.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42You know, he is a lot more fun than I expected. Thanks, Barry!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45All right, thank you very much, everybody.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47That is not the man I voted for!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- I think the strongest... - Ah, Henry!
0:10:50 > 0:10:51I think I've solved my stool problem.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53That's far too much information, Gary.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Yes, as you can see, I'm souping up this bad boy.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59It's going pretty well. I'm just one thing short, though.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Do you have a foot spa in here by any chance?
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Right, I've heard enough! Consider your stool confiscated!- What?!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09You're far too easily distracted, Gary, so I'm taking it back.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Seriously!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Why can't you be more professional, like Nellie?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Now, if you think making a packed lunch is easy, think again.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21You put in chocolate vermicelli, are you for real?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Beats your basil-infused rat any day!
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Because, for parents like Calista and Lorraine,
0:11:27 > 0:11:31creating an elaborate lunchtime treat has become all-out war.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33What it is, yeah, she started giving it all that
0:11:33 > 0:11:35with her locked sealed containers, yeah,
0:11:35 > 0:11:37making out she's queen of the sandwiches,
0:11:37 > 0:11:38so I stepped it up, boom!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40With a brown paper bag?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43That is a New York deli experience. Open it!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47'Hey, get out of the street, buddy!'
0:11:47 > 0:11:49See? Ain't nobody going to beat that!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I could beat that.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Mrs Reporter Lady, you are on. Home time, school gates, bring it.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00'With my challenge accepted, Kenneth Ledge from training company
0:12:00 > 0:12:04'Lunch Box Boot Camp, volunteered to get me up to speed.'
0:12:04 > 0:12:07OK, Nellie! Say your knife was broken, what do you do?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Er... Get another knife?
0:12:09 > 0:12:13No! You improvise with what you've got. Go! Go! Go!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Disgusting. I'm trying to do a job of work here.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Go! Go! Go!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24'It wasn't easy, but after a gruelling 30-minute programme,
0:12:24 > 0:12:26'I was finally ready.'
0:12:31 > 0:12:33OK, Calista.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Let's do this.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Three, two, one, draw.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43One vegetable portrait of Beyonce.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46One London Eye cookie with chocolate pods and...
0:12:46 > 0:12:49a Scotch egg that looks like Ed Sheeran. Boom!
0:12:49 > 0:12:53One 24-carat golden delicious.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57One highly decorated juice box with real diamonds.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59And one smart sandwich.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00That works.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02What do you have to say to that, Calista?
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Ha-ha! You lose! You get in my face again,
0:13:06 > 0:13:09you'll be wearing them super fruity yoghurts!
0:13:10 > 0:13:15So, as you can see, this petty competitiveness can get out of hand.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19But the fact is, I won, and I have the footage to prove it. End of.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Well, you say that Nellie is a professional, Henry,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25but I am an ex-professional.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Look.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Ahem! My pleasure.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33OK! Forget Nellie. Why not use me as a role model?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Oh, well, that is the pot calling the kettle bald, isn't it, Henry?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- What do you mean by that, Gary? - Well, take a look.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Steve, I'm off chair hunting again.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Can you play that video we made for the wrap party, please?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Sure thing, Gary. Run VT!
0:13:47 > 0:13:48What wrap party?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53DNN is now in professional hands. First, let's turn to the economy...
0:13:53 > 0:13:54That is my pen!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56You're bald.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- I know that already, Gary. - And that's what makes you the boss.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01We are not becoming pop stars.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03There will be no stylists. There will be no red carpets.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05My script!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Bob, you're on television. - No, YOU'RE on television.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I can't feel my cheeks.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- Which cheeks?- Any of them!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Come on, Flappy, more arms! More legs! More flap!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20MINE!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Thank you!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Do carry on with your so-called news!
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Hey, does Henry still not know about the party...ing, the parting,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30in your hair. That you don't have.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Because you're bald.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Hmm, gives me a touch of the Harry Styles.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- I am not Flappy!- Oh, don't spoil it! I've just started to respect you.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Ah, Nellie's dressing room. Let's see if she can help.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Hello?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Yes, Gary?- Argh! I'll never get used to that.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54SHE SIGHS: How can I help, Gary?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Well, I was going to ask if you had a spare chair, Nellie.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59But I think now I might need a new pair of underpants as well.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Grow up, Gary! And you should know by now that I don't use chairs.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- What do you mean?- Sitting in chairs is a sign of weakness, Gary.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Just like smiling or hugs.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Fine! Fine, I'll look somewhere else.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13But at least consider a different dressing room, Nellie.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16If Bea ever came looking for you in there, she'd never recover.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23So, Bea, people are heading off on their holidays. How's it going?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Frankly, Bob, it is absolute chaos down here
0:15:26 > 0:15:28but, fortunately, I am fine.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- It doesn't look like chaos. - Doesn't look like chaos?!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34There are trolleys and suitcases everywhere!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Who'd put wheels on a suitcase?!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- They're out of control! - SHE SCREAMS
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Excuse me, you're speeding!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43There's no speed limit for suitcases.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45What?! The world's gone mad.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- SHE SCREAMS - A plane without wings!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Oh, no, it's just a bus.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- It's a bus! It's a bus! - SHE SCREAMS
0:15:52 > 0:15:55SHE WHIMPERS AND SINGS NERVOUSLY
0:15:55 > 0:16:00- So, Bea, erm... - SHE SINGS AND SIGHS
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Flights will leave on time today,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05although they will all be far too noisy and far too fast.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Try our new fragrance? - BEA SCREAMS
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Sconge juice! Oh, I don't like it!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13ALL: # We're off to Tenerife SHE SCREAMS
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- # Ta-da-da-da! # - Argh! Ambushed!
0:16:17 > 0:16:18- # Who are ya?! - Who are ya?!
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- # Who are ya?! #- I don't know any more, Bob. I just don't know.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24ALL: Wahey! SHE SCREAMS
0:16:24 > 0:16:27# She's off to Tenerife SHE SCREAMS
0:16:27 > 0:16:31# She's off to Tenerife. # SHE SCREAMS
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I don't have a passport!
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Ooh, look at this.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40One, two, three chairs for Gary!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Hip-hip!- Hooray! - THEY LAUGH
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Oh, Bob, what are you doing here?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I had the perfect idea for your chair, Gary.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- This guy - it's the BobMaster 3000. - What's that, then?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Go on, have a seat.- Okey-dokey!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Ooh, yes, very comfy.- Yes.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58And it doesn't stop there. It's also comes with
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- its own music request system. - Ooh, what songs can I have?
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Ah, well, you can have the theme tune to Everything's Rosie.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Nah, I grew out of that show last year.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Do you have The Story of my Life by 1D?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Er, no, all we've got is the theme tune to...
0:17:13 > 0:17:15# Everything's Rosie!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- # Everything's Ro-o-o-sie! # - Aargh!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21I was one song away from my perfect chair!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23This day could not get any worse!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Well, the BobMaster 3000 was only trying to help, Gary.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29I suppose it's a bit like the PhilTyme 3000.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Only I get arrested less.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34So we should head back to Phil Tyme and find out whether
0:17:34 > 0:17:38he's managed to spring the trap on that over-keen traffic warden.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- Phil, how's it going? - If I'm brutally honest, Felicity,
0:17:42 > 0:17:46it's not been easy. People kept trying to feed me letters.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Paper cuts like nobody's biz,
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- and still no sign of this flaming traffic warden.- He's coming!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54All right, action stations, get a shift on!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58HE LAUGHS
0:17:58 > 0:18:03Oh, hey, he's doing it and all. Here goes!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Now then!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Ha-ha, the people's champion, Phil Tyme from DNN.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11And I demand to know why you think it's all right
0:18:11 > 0:18:14to give out parking tickets for no reason whatsoever.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- Well, I can explain this. It's...- A-ha!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Officer, thank goodness you're here.
0:18:20 > 0:18:27- You, Sonny Jim, are bang to rights. Officer...- BOTH: Arrest this man!
0:18:27 > 0:18:31- What? Why should she arrest me? - Well, for impersonating a post-box.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34That's not a thing, is it?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Eating Her Majesty's mail, very serious offence.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40It's not the Queen's mail, it's just a couple of birthday cards
0:18:40 > 0:18:45and some bumf about free broadband. That guy, that's who you want.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49He's giving out dodgy tickets. Oh, cheese and crackers!
0:18:49 > 0:18:55This is Phil Tyme for DNN. Do the L thing with your hand.
0:18:55 > 0:19:01T'other way, you gormless... Take them back, crikey, take them back!
0:19:02 > 0:19:07- Oh, why can't I find a chair I like?!- OK, Gary.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Let it all out. HE SOBS
0:19:09 > 0:19:12It's cos I never had a chair as a child!
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Santa couldn't read my writing and I got a chain!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19HE WAILS
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Yes, Gary, maybe don't let it all out.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23What if I talk to the others
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- and we all club together to get you your own chair?- Yeah!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28We could make it just the way you want it.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- With gadgets and One Direction!- Oh...
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- You'd do that for me?- Of course! We always do things for each other!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I mean, we did record that World Cup video
0:19:37 > 0:19:39and you weren't even going to Brazil.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- # Samba time! - Rio 2014!
0:19:43 > 0:19:47# Rio 2014, Rio 2014!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49# And Oggy's on the team
0:19:49 > 0:19:52# Rio 2014, Rio 2014!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54# Rio 2014!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56# Just hear the fans all scream... #
0:19:56 > 0:19:59What are you wearing, Gary?
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- This is my old football kit. - You look ridiculous.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07# So, it's goodbye DNN I'm getting on a plane
0:20:07 > 0:20:11# To fly off to the sunshine to play the beautiful game... #
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- So Gary, how do you win at football? - Oh, Bob, it's easy!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18# All you do is kick the ball Don't forget to kick the ball
0:20:18 > 0:20:20# You're not allowed To touch the ball
0:20:20 > 0:20:23# Oh, my word He touched the ball! #
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- He's the goalie, Gary, man! - Yep, yep, I knew that.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- # Ogden's on the pitch - He's tearing up the grass
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- # He's right inside the box now - And he's waiting for the pass
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- # Gerrard kicks to Rooney - The action's end-to-end
0:20:37 > 0:20:38# Rooney kicks to Odgen
0:20:38 > 0:20:42# He's my close personal friend... #
0:20:42 > 0:20:44180!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46And the crowd goes wild!
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- # Samba time! - This is not professional
0:20:50 > 0:20:52# It's the messing about I hate
0:20:52 > 0:20:55# In any case, I'm from Scotland We haven't qualified since '98
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- # Samba time! - Rio 2014
0:20:57 > 0:21:02- # Rio 2014, Rio 2014 - Just watch that trophy gleam
0:21:02 > 0:21:08# It's Oggy's greatest dream I'm the cat who's got the cream
0:21:08 > 0:21:09# Samba time! #
0:21:11 > 0:21:14OK - checklist. This chair must incorporate
0:21:14 > 0:21:16my close personal celebrity contacts book.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- Check.- That shouldn't take up much room!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Ha-ha!- A jet engine.- Check.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- This chess board.- Er, check, mate.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- THEY LAUGH - Cos of the... Yeah!- Yes!
0:21:25 > 0:21:30A hotdog maker, a private number plate, air conditioning,
0:21:30 > 0:21:33a spoon socket... Oh, and somewhere to keep my Oggles.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Did you get all that? - I drew a picture of Mappy.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37I love Mappy.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Come on, Gary, you don't need any of that stuff! And forget the chair.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- You have everything you need right here.- Of course!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Wayne Rooney's autograph on a pizza box!- No!
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- She's talking about us, you muppet! - Oh, yep, yep, I knew that.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51BOB LAUGHS
0:21:51 > 0:21:52I'm Gary Ogden.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- No! I'm Gary Ogden! - No! I'm Gary Ogden!
0:21:56 > 0:21:57No! I'm Gary Ogden!
0:21:57 > 0:22:01No! I'm Gary Ogden! No, hang on, I actually AM Gary Ogden.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04MUSIC: "A Sky Full of Stars" by Coldplay
0:22:06 > 0:22:07LAUGHTER
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Neigh!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13This was my favourite moment of last night!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Nothing happened last night. Or any other night.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21- Can you imagine being next door to someone so annoying?- Yes.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22SHE LAUGHS
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- BOTH: Back to you two. - Oh! Ha-ha!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Ha! Someone's just met the street!
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Oh, you silly sausage!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- And in other news... - Henry's giving me the sack!
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Black and White Army!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Don't break it! That's mine now!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40CAMERA CLICKS Oh, hey, hey! Good one!
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Nice, nice!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Ooh, very fetching! Hey!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Ha! Cheeky!
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- She's not leaving until I've frisked her for Wayne Spooney.- Oh, my... Ow!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Ah! Mummy, take it off!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Ah! Oh! Put it back on!
0:22:56 > 0:22:57LAUGHTER
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I know what people want. Me!
0:23:00 > 0:23:01And me!
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Eugh! Get a whiff of that! This is Phil Tyme live for DNN!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11SHE SCREAMS, SHE SCREAMS AGAIN
0:23:11 > 0:23:13GROWLING, SCREAMS CONTINUE
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Bob.- Hmm? Oh, only channel hopping, Flicky!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18(I owe you one!)
0:23:18 > 0:23:20HE SQUEAKS AND GIBBERS
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Beautiful language, the French.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24BOTH: Keep dancing!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Ooh, Flicky, you're crushing me garlic! Ooh! Ooh!
0:23:27 > 0:23:32See, Gary? The chair doesn't matter. It's what's in here that matters.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Not what's under here. - As the Dalai Lama once said.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Oh, no. I shut down Dial-a-Llama when the RSPCA got involved.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Good point, though, Bob.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44In fact, I think I might give the BobMaster 3000 another go,
0:23:44 > 0:23:48- if that's OK.- Fill your boots! - Yes! To the car park!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Fire up the stereo, BobMaster! - Ha-ha!
0:23:52 > 0:23:57BOTH: # Everything's Rosie Everything's Ro-o-o-sie!
0:23:57 > 0:24:01# Everything's fun when your friends are around... #
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Shall I look after your mug, Gary?- Oh, no!
0:24:03 > 0:24:07The BobMaster 3000 has a set of cup holders.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Oh! Oh, well, that's a design flaw.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14You splished my squash!