0:00:02 > 0:00:05Terry, have you got that photo of me making the live sign, then?
0:00:05 > 0:00:08No? What do you mean "no", you moon-brained apeth?
0:00:08 > 0:00:11I told you that I needed it for these leaflets for me litter operation.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Right, only one thing for it, then.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Selfie time!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Hey, look at that.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Eat your heart out, Ellen DeGeneres!
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Hey, Phil, what are you doing?
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Oh, hi, Jahmene. I'm taking some selfies for me litter leaflets.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Sweet. Hey, I'm great at selfies. Check this out.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Good one.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Nice, nice.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Very fetching.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Cheeky.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hey, I've got an idea, Jahmene. A little something for Bob.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Phil? Jahmene? Terry? What's going on in here?
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Oh, cheese and crackers! - Hey, boss man.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I was just printing my script for today's show.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oh, here it is.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Man down.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Hello, and welcome to DNN.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11I'm the super-pumped-for-the-World- Cup Felicity Bond.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15And I'm the super-pumping Bob Roberts. This is a 1970s potato.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17And these are today's headlines.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Scientists reveal dogs find Bambi just as sad as humans do.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Ride testing starts at the new theme park for goats.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38And a parrot is upset after his owner forgets his birthday.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Don't touch me.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Can we watch it now, Felicity? Please! Can we, please? Please?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45No, Bob, no. We're going to watch it later.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Yes, viewers, Bob is super excited today as coming up on the show
0:01:49 > 0:01:53we have the first exclusive play of the official DNN World Cup Song.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Breaking news, Felicity,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59we have the results of an exclusive DNN survey.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03We asked our viewers if they would prefer to watch our World Cup song
0:02:03 > 0:02:05now or later on the show.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Well, these are the results.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10As you can see, Felicity,
0:02:10 > 0:02:14100% of viewers think that we should show it RIGHT NOW!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Oh, further breaking news, Bob.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18In a second poll, 100% of DNN viewers
0:02:18 > 0:02:22think your survey was made-up and totally unconvincing.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Now, hang on, just whose side are you on?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Now, I'm hearing that we need to go to Phil Tyme who has
0:02:31 > 0:02:33a report about an appalling trash problem.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Ah, yep, I bet it's Hulk Hogan.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You bet what is Hulk Hogan?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38With the appalling tash problem.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41He looks like a squirrel's moved in to his nose.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43So, Phil, where are you this week?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Well, Felicity, I'm here in a local park
0:02:46 > 0:02:50which is in a disgraceful state thanks to the scourge of litter
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- and this lady here is Finn. Say hi, Finn.- Hi!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oh, hey, proper lovely that.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- Now Finn is a ukulele player and an activist.- A ukulivist.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Ain't she fancy?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Now, Finn sent the people's champion,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06yours truly, an e-mail last week, didn't you, Finn?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Yeah, so the litter around here is like a total disaster, Phil.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I wrote a song about it, it goes like this.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17# Don't cry, Mother Earth
0:03:17 > 0:03:22# Your tears are melting the ice caps
0:03:22 > 0:03:26# Here's a hankie, Mother Earth... #
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Bit of focus on me, please, Terry, yeah?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Oi! Thank you.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Now, I'm going to stop these local litter bugs with these,
0:03:34 > 0:03:37my public information leaflets.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Now, if these beauties don't get the message across, I don't know what
0:03:40 > 0:03:45will. So stay tuned for more on my anti-littering campaign live on DNN.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47# Back to the studio... #
0:03:47 > 0:03:49No, do the sign, Finn.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Flaming' Nora, Terry, don't encourage her.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52We'll see you in a bit.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Now, I say that! That's my line. We'll see you in a bit. Ruined it.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Thanks, Phil.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01We'll be back to see you hopefully swat those litter bugs later.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Time to go to the man who's more street than Corrie,
0:04:04 > 0:04:08it's Jahmene Mann. What's on your mind this week, Jahmene?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Monsters, ghouls and ghosts, Felicity.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Ah!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Yes, Felicity with rampaging reptiles, spooky spectres
0:04:16 > 0:04:20and creepy creatures all scaring up the silver screen this year,
0:04:20 > 0:04:23it's pretty clear movie monsters are back in fashion.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Stand aside, Flicky, I ain't afraid of no ghost!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Sorry, Gramps, the '80s are on the line,
0:04:28 > 0:04:30they want their film reference back.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oh, that's a shame. I'm kind of using it...
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Should I speak to someone? - Who you going to call, Bob?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Well, I don't know, Jahmene.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Anyway I thought that you lot out there could pull some
0:04:39 > 0:04:42pretty scary faces, so let's meet the street.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Buckle up, people, because this week we're getting our scare on.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I want you to release your inner monsters, werewolves,
0:04:50 > 0:04:55vampires, zombie PE teachers, normal PE teachers, ooh!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58And the one that makes me cringe the most, clowns.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01So, let's see if we can hunt down...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07On your marks, get set, ghost!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Rah!- Rah!- Rah!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Hello, mate.- Hello!- Ah!
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Rah!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'll give that a thumbs up.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Ow!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I can hear something.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28OK, I'm out of here.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31But if there's one thing that I've learnt today, it's that
0:05:31 > 0:05:34just when you think it's safe to go back onto the street, it's not!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Excuse me? Hi, do you fancy doing your scariest monster face?
0:05:39 > 0:05:44Oh, no, although I could do something funny instead, would that be good?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45OK.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49She's going through her handbag.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I'd cut on this, I don't think we'll be able to use it.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Ah!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Hello, I'm a clown.- Get back, get back!- No, it's just a mask, see?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- Clown attack! Man down.- It's funny.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Man down!- Clowns are funny.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Eugh, I hate clowns.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Jahmene runs from a clown!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Not so cool and hip now, are you?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Ah! Mummy! Take it off.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Ah! Oh, put it back on!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Showbiz news now so it's time to welcome
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Little Miss Motor Mouth herself, Kelly Fornia.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28What's all the hot goss today, Kelly?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Thanks, Flickster. Hi there, Bobster.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Well, yes, it's been an amazing few days, hasn't it?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36First of all I went to Old Trafford this week to watch Soccer Aid
0:06:36 > 0:06:38which was ace and totally charitytastic.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I met Robbie Williams, who is totally in my top three
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Williamses...- Kelly.- ..who invited me to his gig in Manchester,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46but only if I went on a date with his best mate Jonathan Wilkes
0:06:46 > 0:06:48so I said, "No. Thank. You." And then, later...
0:06:48 > 0:06:52OK, Kelly, as ever it sounds like a...fun week.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54What about this week's showbiz headlines?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Oh, totally, Felicity, I love showbiz headlines.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01So the new low-budget remake of Ice Age looks disappointing.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09On Wizards Vs Aliens, Gran has one tangerine too many.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I'm sorry, I wish I could stay.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20And Renfield off Young Dracula isn't happy with his new specs.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27But my most super amazing,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29su-mazing,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31news of the week was...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Everybody stop. Right now.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Apparently, we have to cut the telly short because of an
0:07:36 > 0:07:40elusive...winter...bull... from bra...hill.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43No, Bob, Henry says we've got to cut Kelly short
0:07:43 > 0:07:47because we've got an exclusive interview from Brazil.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, I do wish Henry would learn basic diction.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Yes, sorry, Kelly.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Apparently, we have a live satellite link to England's World Cup
0:07:55 > 0:07:59training camp where coach Brian Briggs is waiting to talk to us.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Oh, that's amazing!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03I love England football coaches. Please can I stay and watch?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I guess so.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Brian Briggs, thanks so much for joining us here on DNN.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13How are you all coping with the scorching temperatures in Brazil?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Right, I can't hear anything.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Sorry, viewers, there seems to be a few seconds' delay on the
0:08:18 > 0:08:20satellite feed at Brian's end.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Let's try again, Brian.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24What is Roy Hodgson's biggest worry right now?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Er, water, Felicity. Lots of water.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Ah, yes. I don't like bath time either.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33And what are the team most looking forward to?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Oh, injuries, I think.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Bit weird.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40OK, you two. It seems there's a one answer delay.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42You need to wait for him to catch up with you.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Hi, Brian, I'm dying to know what music the guys listen
0:08:45 > 0:08:46to on the team coach?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Well, bringing home the cup.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Bringing Home The Cup? Never heard of that one.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Brian, is there anyone the England team are worried about facing?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56It's Jedward, actually.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Hang on, I thought Ireland didn't qualify.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Bob, you're not letting him catch up with...- Shush, Henry!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Now, for the viewers at home, Brian,
0:09:03 > 0:09:06just remind us where the tournament's taking place.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh, Spain, Felicity.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Right, I am NOT Felicity and it is NOT in Spain.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Next you'll be telling me the Eiffel Tower's in Italy or something.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18It's in Brazil, obviously.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I have never been so confused.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Wait for him to catch up with you, Bob!
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Please, will you go away? I can't stand all this rabbiting on.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31Well, Brian, good luck from everyone at DNN, we know England can do it!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Fine, I'll go! I've never been so insulted.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Well, he can't take a compliment, can he, Felicity?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Oh. Thank you very much.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41My mistake.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Well, make of that what you will.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I think my brain just broke.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Health news now and a spa in Indonesia recently hit the headlines
0:09:52 > 0:09:57with their idea for a rather scaled back treatment, a snake massage!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01To look into this trend of extreme relaxation techniques,
0:10:01 > 0:10:04here's the cold-blooded Nellie Osmond for this special report.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I've come along to the Clutching At Straws Wellness Centre
0:10:12 > 0:10:15to find out what weird and wonderful treatments they have to offer
0:10:15 > 0:10:18and with me now is the manager Uri Uhuri.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Oh, Nellie, I'm sensing a lot of tension in your voice
0:10:21 > 0:10:23so why don't we try some whale song?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25WHALE SONGS STARTS TO PLAY
0:10:25 > 0:10:26No.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31So, Uri, say I wanted to relax because I was say weak-minded
0:10:31 > 0:10:35or lazy, what actual treatments would you recommend?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Well, this is our patented wobble therapy.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41It increases positivity.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Oh, it's rubbish this. - Well, that doesn't work.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48It does, you should have heard him before.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Stop prodding me. Stop prodding me.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Our healing hands are wonderful for releasing pent-up anger.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54That's right, let it all out.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Stop prodding me!
0:10:56 > 0:11:00And the walkies massage is designed to make you less muddy.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Well, this is brilliant.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06We're still beta testing that one.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11So, viewers, I've begrudgingly agreed to a massage
0:11:11 > 0:11:13because I'm a professional,
0:11:13 > 0:11:15but all this new-fangled stuff seems ridiculous to me.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- Can't you do something simple? - We could do a foot massage.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Foot massage, fine but I'm not taking my shoes off.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25You won't be needing to.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27You won't find this treatment anywhere else.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I'm not even remotely surprised.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36So there you have it, it seems the untested therapies and ludicrous
0:11:36 > 0:11:40treatments offered by spas like this one continue to grow in popularity.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43This is Nellie Osmond trying to keep my lunch down for DNN.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Back to the studio.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Thanks, Nellie. Gross.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Tell me, Felicity, how do you like to relax?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Well, Bob, I do yoga on Mondays, pilates is Wednesdays
0:11:52 > 0:11:56and ultra-kicky Malaysian boxing on Thursdays.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58It really helps me to cope with...
0:11:58 > 0:11:59BOB FARTS
0:11:59 > 0:12:01..things.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Well, maybe you should try the new Bob's Relaxation CD.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Maybe I should not.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10The simple to follow steps on the CD will leave you calm,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13collected and able to deal with any stressful situation.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Oh, come on, open!
0:12:15 > 0:12:19SHOUTING: Darn it! This is unbearable. Just open!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Why are you doing this to me?! Why today?!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Well, if that doesn't get it flying off the shelves,
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Bob, I don't know what will.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31It's time for us to take a break now.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34But don't go away because I've counted every single one of you.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39And we're clear.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Hey, Henry. When are we showing the World Cup song video?
0:12:42 > 0:12:47It's very exciting, isn't it? The DNN team launching their pop career.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Look, I know you all enjoyed making the video, but only an idiot
0:12:50 > 0:12:54would think it was going to turn you all into global megastars.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56OK, how about we offer to buy three of the West Indies
0:12:56 > 0:12:57for the price of two?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Is it me or is there something different about Gary?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01OK. Yeah, that sounds reasonable.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04And the Ferraris? Right, let's do it. Laters, Tarquin.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Gary...- Oh, it's G-Dog now, Felicity.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Or Capital-G. Or Snoop Oggy. I haven't decided yet.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11OK, who were you on the phone with?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Oh, that was Tarquin, he's my new agent.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16He's been recommended to help handle my new pop star career
0:13:16 > 0:13:18by my close personal friends the Beckhams.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Really? David and Victoria?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Yep. Them, too.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Gary, I really don't think that releasing the video
0:13:25 > 0:13:26is going to make you...
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I am so uber-excited about being number one in the charts
0:13:28 > 0:13:30and about being mega-famous!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Do you think we'll have to share a personal assistant, stylist
0:13:33 > 0:13:36and make-up artist or do you think we'll get our own ones?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37OK, listen up, everyone.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39We are not becoming pop stars.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42There will be no stylists. There will be no red carpets.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Let's just concentrate on finishing today's show if at all possible.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Back on in 10...- I am so getting a chocolate fountain
0:13:49 > 0:13:51in my dressing room when we go on tour.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Do you think we'll get to go on Friday Download?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Hey, Tarquin. How much to buy a pet elephant?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Welcome back to DNN and I can hardly contain myself!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04You should have gone earlier, Bob.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Good one, Felicity.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08No, I mean the World Cup Finals are upon us
0:14:08 > 0:14:11and the excitement here at DNN is at fever pitch.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14So, for our big DNN England exclusive,
0:14:14 > 0:14:17it's time to cross to Gary "G-Dodgy-Dog" Ogden.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Give me an E!- E!
0:14:19 > 0:14:20- Give me an N!- N!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Give me a G!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- England. It's going to spell England.- Yep.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Welcome to the Sports Locker.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Here are today's headlines...
0:14:27 > 0:14:29He's changed. I like the old one better.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Wall-E proves hard to beat at the intergalactic table tennis cup.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38A cyclist hits an invisible hedge.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46And Luke Skywalker is disqualified
0:14:46 > 0:14:48from a pool final for using the Force.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55So, when you think of the World Cup, which classic moment comes to mind?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Oh, England winning in 1966.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00The USA reaching the quarterfinals in 2002.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02That's right, World Cup songs!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05So, to carry on the proud tradition of World In Motion, Vindaloo
0:15:05 > 0:15:07and my close personal favourite
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Holland Graat Arn Korp, I think that was for Holland.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Here's the world premiere of the official DNN World Cup song.
0:15:14 > 0:15:19# Since I was a little boy, I've had this foolish dream
0:15:19 > 0:15:24# Where I'm playing in the World Cup and I'm on the winning team
0:15:24 > 0:15:30# Well, my dreaming days are over cos they've gone and called me up
0:15:30 > 0:15:36# So, Oggy's off to Rio where he's going to lift the cup
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- # Samba time! - Rio 2014!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# Rio 2014, Rio 2014!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45# And Oggy's up the team
0:15:45 > 0:15:48# Rio 2014, Rio 2014!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50# Rio 2014!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52# Just hear the fans all scream... #
0:15:52 > 0:15:54What are you wearing, Gary?
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- This is my old football kit. - You look ridiculous.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03# So, it's goodbye DNN, I'm getting on a plane
0:16:03 > 0:16:06# To fly off to the sunshine, to play the beautiful game... #
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- So Gary, how do you win at football? - Oh, Bob, it's easy!
0:16:10 > 0:16:14# All you do is kick the ball, don't forget to kick the ball
0:16:14 > 0:16:16# You're not allowed to touch the ball
0:16:16 > 0:16:18# Oh, my word, he touched the ball! #
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- He's the goalie, Gary man! - Yep, yep, I knew that.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23# Ogden's on the pitch
0:16:23 > 0:16:25# He's tearing up the grass
0:16:25 > 0:16:27# He's right inside the box now
0:16:27 > 0:16:29# And he's waiting for the pass
0:16:29 > 0:16:31# Gerrard kicks to Rooney
0:16:31 > 0:16:33# The action's end-to-end
0:16:33 > 0:16:34# Rooney kicks to Odgen
0:16:34 > 0:16:37# He's my close, personal friend... #
0:16:37 > 0:16:39180!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42And the crowd goes wild!
0:16:42 > 0:16:43# Samba time!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45# This is not professional
0:16:45 > 0:16:47# It's the messing about I hate
0:16:47 > 0:16:50# In any case I'm from Scotland, we haven't qualified since '98
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- # Samba time! - Rio 2014
0:16:53 > 0:16:55# Rio 2014
0:16:55 > 0:16:56# Rio 2014
0:16:56 > 0:16:58# Just watch that trophy gleam
0:16:58 > 0:17:03# It's Oggy's greatest dream, I'm the cat who's got the cream
0:17:03 > 0:17:05# Samba time! #
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Rio 2014! Rio 2014!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- What's happening? - You missed it, mate.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17Aw, jeezo maracas. Terry, that were your fault, that!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21It really is great news that you've been called up.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I had no idea you'd come out of retirement.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24When are you flying out?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Oh, no. No, I'm not in the squad. What made you think that?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30The song. It's all about you playing in the final.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- For England.- Yeah.- In Rio.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Why else did we record it? - Well, did you have fun?- Yes.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Did you like the costumes? - Obviously.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Then it's my pleasure. Anyway, that's your World Cup sport.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Come on, England!
0:17:43 > 0:17:47# Rio 2014! Rio 2014 and Oggy's up the team... #
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Yep. Well, we'll have more sport next time. Thanks, Gary.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51My pleasure!
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Away from the football, it's time to get the latest travel news
0:18:00 > 0:18:04from Beatrice Rhodes who joins us in the studio.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Bea, shouldn't you be outside?
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Absolutely not. Have you seen it out there? Cars everywhere.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11It's terrifying.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I've come in here where it's nice and safe.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15CAR TYRES SCREECH
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Sorry, just trying out some new ringtones.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- SHEEP BLEATS - Ah! Sheep!- Yeah, that was me again.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Any chance of some traffic news?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25The roads are particularly alarming today.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26In what way, Bea?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Well, haven't you seen the warning signs? They're everywhere!
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Look! Flying motorbikes! That could hurt someone!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35And what about this?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38There are actually cars on the roads with snakes coming out of them.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Here's a man actually digging a grave in broad daylight.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44How scary is that?!
0:18:44 > 0:18:45SHE SCREAMS
0:18:45 > 0:18:47SHE SCREAMS
0:18:47 > 0:18:48SHE SCREAMS
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- Bob!- Oh, I'm only channel hopping, Flicky.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Bea, what are you doing?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57This is the first time I've seen you in the studio
0:18:57 > 0:19:00and I don't like it. This way I can see you on my television.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03My small, finger-shaped television.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07And breathe in and breathe out.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09And breathe in...
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Bea Rhodes there. Unconscious and in the wrong job.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20And now, it's time to go over to our weather girl.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23And now it's time to go over to our weather map!
0:19:23 > 0:19:24The unstoppable Davina Wave.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26The unstoppable Da-Mappy Map!
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Howay! This week I'm going to be setting a sporty record, like.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33A-ha! Getting in on the big footy action?
0:19:33 > 0:19:34That's right, Gary man!
0:19:34 > 0:19:39In honour of the World Cup and... # Alan Shearer! #
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I'm going to be setting the record for...
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Mappy's in goal and you're blindfolded? You might hit him.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52He'll be fine, Bob man.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Get ready, Davina, in three, two, one!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Howay!
0:19:57 > 0:19:58First off, they'll be....
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Showers in Bath? That's canny posh, like.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Careful, Mappy! Protect your lovely green everything.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Next up it's time for the weather in London.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Where it's going to be wetter
0:20:11 > 0:20:13than a wet wipe in a wet-look wet suit
0:20:13 > 0:20:16on a wet weekend in the wetlands.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17It's going to be wetter than...
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Oh, you get the idea, it's going to be proper wet-like.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- That's it. I'm going to save Mappy.- Bob!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Unlike the glorious nation of...
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Newcastle, even when it's raining
0:20:32 > 0:20:35the sun always shines in the heart of every Geordie.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Come and have a go, the weather!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Don't worry, Mappy! I'll save you. Oof!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43I'm fine, I'm fine.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48- How did I do, like? - You scored an impressive nine goals.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Canny! That's another record for me and Map, huh!
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Well done, Davina.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Ooh, I can feel that in me tum-tum.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Sorry to interrupt, Felicity,
0:20:55 > 0:20:57but breaking news from the Sports Locker,
0:20:57 > 0:20:59a major football club has seen Davina in action
0:20:59 > 0:21:03and wants to offer her a contract of £300,000 a week!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Get in! Who's it with, like?
0:21:05 > 0:21:08West Ham United...in London.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10I'll see yous back here same time next week.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19From the sublime to the ridiculous now as we head back to Phil Tyme
0:21:19 > 0:21:23on his litterbug operation which all sounds a bit "rubbish" to me.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Have some respect, Felicity, please.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Phil may not be the most successful of investigative journalists
0:21:29 > 0:21:31but he's a trier.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33No, that's not what I... Forget it.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Phil, how's your clean-up going?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Hello, Felicity! And as you can see, I've been busy!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Phil, what on earth's happened?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Excuse me, Felicity. Come on, Terry, look at this.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Another litter lout, duty calls. Hey, you, there!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Yes, you, I'm Phil Tyme, the people's champion and I want
0:21:50 > 0:21:53to know why you think it's all right to cover this park in your muck.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Oh, well, er, sorry, I'll pick it up, sorry.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Not before you've taken these, there you go.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01"Don't litter." "Just say no to littering."
0:22:01 > 0:22:03"Is there more to life than litter?"
0:22:03 > 0:22:06"You are litter-ally disgusting." That's clever.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- "The litter drummer boy..."- Oi!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- Ooh, who's this? - You with the leaflets.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I've been looking for you all day. I've got something for you.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Now, now, Mr Parky, I assure you, I don't need a reward.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Oh, what's this?- That is a £500 fine for littering.- You what?
0:22:19 > 0:22:20I'm saving the Earth here!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Well, if want to save the Earth you can start by clearing up
0:22:23 > 0:22:28- this mess you've made.- Oh, cheese and crackers, my leaflets!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Just dropping them on the floor, that's disrespectful, that.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34That took me ages, them. This is Phil Tyme for DNN.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Take them back, Terry, take them back. Give me these.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Phil Tyme there, with a pretty rubbish story.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43LAUGHTER
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Yes, yes, yes! Please, more of that.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47All right, Steve!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Unbelievable.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Sorry, Flicky, but it's all in the timing.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Well, I'm afraid that's we've got time for today...
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yep, right but before we go, Felicity,
0:22:59 > 0:23:02I've just checked how many views our World Cup song has online.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Three million. Gary, We're a hit!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07What? Brilliant, high-five!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09That's great, but there's another World Cup song
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- that's got three and a half million.- Really?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- What song could possibly have more hits than us?- This one.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18# Ho, ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20# Ho, ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22# La, la, la, la... #
0:23:22 > 0:23:23LAUGHTER
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Yes, yes, yes!- That is incredible.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28And it doesn't even have proper words so anyone can sing along.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Genius.- It's like I've always said,
0:23:30 > 0:23:33if you're going to get beaten by anyone, get beaten by a singing cat.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Brilliant!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Well, that really is all we've got time for.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Yes, so good luck to England.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41And to the United States. I've been the patriotic Felicity Bond...
0:23:41 > 0:23:43And I've...
0:23:43 > 0:23:46just realised how to get even more views for our World Cup song.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Say goodbye, Bob. - Goodbye, Bob.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53DNN made this World Cup video, what happened next will amaze you!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Nothing happened next.- Yes, but by the time they find that out,
0:23:56 > 0:23:58they'll already have watched it. Zing!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Tarquin? It's G-Dog.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Three million hits. Yes, three million.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Can I now afford an elephant?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Nine tickets to Brazil, please.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09No, one-way.