Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Let's go, bud.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Yeah. - Wow.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15- Wow, nice. - He's pretty good.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Trader Johann's here!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Everybody, trader Johann's here!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Johann, shmohann...!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34That guy never lets me touch any of his cool stuff.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Well, that's because last time he was here you broke half of it.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's my word against his.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Ah, Berk! The crown jewel of the entire archipelago.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Over here, trader Johann!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Oooh! What did you bring today?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Many wondrous things, Mr Fishlegs.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Treasures from every coast and every shore.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Like the pearls of Dyngja. - Oh!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Perfect for that special lady in your life.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01You know, those could be yours, Astrid. Just say the word.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Yuck? - That's not the word!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Mm, nope. Nope. - Ah, Mr Gobber!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09What can I interest you in?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Why don't you wow me, Johann? Knock me off my feet.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Put me to the test, are you? OK.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Hang on.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- What's under here? - Oh, nothing too exciting.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Just an old pile of... - Scrap metal! It's perfect.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I've run out of things to pound around here.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Whoa. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- It's just scrap metal. - No. I'm talking about this mace.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Whoa.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Hey, mace. You want to come home with me, don't you?

0:01:44 > 0:01:45"Yes, I do, Tuffnut."

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Oh, Macey... You get me!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54I see you are a gentleman that recognises quality when he sees it.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56This is the finest metal

0:01:56 > 0:01:59from the furthest reaches of the archipelago.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02I'll take it all.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Excellent! Always a pleasure, Mr Gobber.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07IT GROWLS

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13SMASH!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Wasn't me.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh... (I really hate that kid.)

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Hiccup, you think you could spare a hook, son?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Not a problem, Gobber.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Hey, guys.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Let's do this, Macey.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Not so fast, you!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32I paid good money for this scrap.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I'll not have you dropping it into the ocean.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39IT GROWLS

0:02:58 > 0:03:00COCK-A-DOODLE DOO!

0:03:04 > 0:03:07I had those ladles when I went to sleep, and now they're gone.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Oh, my grandmother's goblets, gone!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13OK, what did we just walk into?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18My favourite milk jugs... Gone!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20What is going on here?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22A bunch of stuff got stolen from the village last night.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26And some of us are taking it pretty hard.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Oh! Macey! MACEY...!

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Oh, gah...!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Oh, golly, she's gone!

0:03:33 > 0:03:37NOOOOO...!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oh. You.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41You were always jealous of her.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43You knew that I loved her more,

0:03:43 > 0:03:45because I told you every so often

0:03:45 > 0:03:47and I wrote it in your room on the wall!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50We have quite a situation on our hands.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Axes, shields, helmets, drinking goblets - all stolen.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Axes, shields, helmets, drinking goblets...

0:03:57 > 0:03:59What do all those things have in common?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Obviously, duh, they're all gone.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05No, they're metal. Everything that's missing is metal.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Hiccup, everything we own is metal.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10It's a theory. Work with me.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I miss the little spikes around your head the most... Waahhh!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Whatever's going on, I need

0:04:14 > 0:04:17to find whoever is responsible before this panic gets any worse.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Stoick, Bucket and Mulch are slapping each other with sturgeons.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25What happened to their bludgeons?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Stolen. Hence the sturgeon.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30In some ways, I guess that's probably better.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Uh, Dad, what do you say you take care of the sturgeon slapping

0:04:34 > 0:04:37while Astrid and I do a little investigating?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Investigating?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43What exactly are you planning, Hiccup?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45To return to the scenes of the crimes and see if we can

0:04:45 > 0:04:48find out something about this metal thief.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49I miss her...!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51HE SOBS

0:04:51 > 0:04:53She had such a weird voice. Oh, no...

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Gobber, can you remember who's been here in the last couple of days?

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Mm, hard to say.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Business has been booming.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04There's only 41 shopping days left until Snoggletog, you know.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Don't wait until the last minute.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Hmm. Hmm...

0:05:08 > 0:05:10No footprints.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13This metal thief won't get the best of me.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16I've set a booby trap that's guaranteed to nab him.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17What's the matter?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20CLACK! Arh...

0:05:20 > 0:05:23It would appear that I've trapped myself in my own booby.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28No-one move a muscle!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34This is where Macey was before her...

0:05:34 > 0:05:36disappearance.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Quote, un...quote.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I didn't take your stupid mace.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42It was her favourite spot.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45She just loved watching the sunsets.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Or this wall, just depending on which side I left her on.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Sunsets...

0:05:52 > 0:05:55- This is weird. - Yeah, even for the twins.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Hey, leave me out of this one.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Strange... No forced entry.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Not a single footprint.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03And no eyewitnesses.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04I just don't get it.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06I do. It's so obvious.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09And you call yourselves detectives.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Uh, first of all, no, we don't call ourselves detectives.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15And second...what's so obvious?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18What you're looking for is not just a metal thief,

0:06:18 > 0:06:20it's a ghost metal thief.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Uh-huh.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Well, that was helpful, as usual.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29It's getting late.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32We'll start again in the morning.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oh! What the...

0:06:59 > 0:07:02What the... Toothless! Toothless!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Smothering Smokebreaths.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Hey! You!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19No! Get your hands off that!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22LOUD GROWLING

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Well, bud, it looks like we found our thief.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30EXCITED CHATTER

0:07:33 > 0:07:35The thief hit you guys too, huh?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- I feel naked without my helmet! - Me, too.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42But I made a sketch of the thief. It came to me in a dream.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45You see, my subconscious is working overtime,

0:07:45 > 0:07:48like a sports team that just can't win.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Um, Tuffnut, that's you.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54No, it's not.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Uh, yes, it is.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59No, it isn't, I think I would

0:07:59 > 0:08:01know myself, if I...

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Uh. I guess it is. Yeah?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Hey, guys. I know who the thief is.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Or should I say I know who our thieves are?

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Adolescent Smokebreath dragons.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Of course! Smokebreaths steal metal to build their nests.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23But why would Smokebreaths be on Berk?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Chief! Coming in for the big win!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Smothering Smokebreaths normally don't stray

0:08:28 > 0:08:30far from their home on Breakneck Bog.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- That's the part I'm still unclear about.- I've been robbed!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36The thief evaded my booby traps and took

0:08:36 > 0:08:39all the metal I bought from trader Johann!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Left me with nary a scrap of...

0:08:41 > 0:08:43..er, scrap!

0:08:43 > 0:08:48Dad, I think I might know how the Smokebreaths got here.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50That's when I said...

0:08:50 > 0:08:52"What's for dinner?"

0:08:52 > 0:08:56And the chief of the Mori Ori tribe licked his lips and said,

0:08:56 > 0:08:57"You are!"

0:09:00 > 0:09:03"You are!" My first mate would've been his first course.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Ha!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Ah, master Hiccup and the great chief.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10To what do I owe this pleasure?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Well, Johann, we were wondering where you may have

0:09:13 > 0:09:15gotten that scrap metal you sold Gobber.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Unfortunately, old friends, I can't possibly reveal my sources.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Grrr...- Of course, there are times when it's best to share.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23I procured it from a Berserker,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25who was offering it at a price I could not refuse.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28He had just come from an island that we both well and equally fear.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Breakneck Bog.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31You didn't hear that from me.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Oh, well, that wasn't just a pile of scrap metal, Johann,

0:09:35 > 0:09:38that was a Smokebreath nest with hatchlings inside it.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Well, uh, well, that's unfortunate news.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47No need to thank me!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Now, back to our story. Where was I?

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Ah, yes, the first course.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Well, that answers how the Smokebreaths got here.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01MEN CHATTING

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Gobber, what's the latest? - Just as I'd feared, Stoick.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Almost no metal left in all of Berk.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16And what of the armoury?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Let's just say the axe handles outnumber the axes.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Oh. - And then there's this.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Without weapons, Berk is vulnerable.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Dad, we've still got the dragons.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33And Dagur has an armada.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Five dragons are no match for a large-scale attack.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42We have to find that missing metal.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Especially the weapons.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Oh, Macey must be so alone and scared out there.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50It's hard out there for a mace. Oh, Macey.

0:10:50 > 0:10:55Maybe the Smokebreaths took the metal back to Breakneck Bog.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56I don't think so.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Smokebreaths can't fly long distances carrying a lot of weight.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Hey, Snotlout, how'd you get your helmet back?

0:11:03 > 0:11:04It's my spare.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07A real warrior is never without his helmet.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Can't say the same for his brain.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13What is it with you today? You are so up my... Ooh! Hey!

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Snotlout, come on, please focus.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Come on, really?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Oh!

0:11:19 > 0:11:22If the Smokebreaths didn't take the metal back to Breakneck Bog,

0:11:22 > 0:11:26they must have started building a nest somewhere here on Berk.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Awesome!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Not awesome?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Definitely not awesome. How are we going to find them?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36They could be anywhere.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Well, there's only one way to catch a metal thief, and that's...

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Wait, don't tell me. With a net!

0:11:41 > 0:11:42No. No, no.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44With a...rope! No? OK.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Oh... Oh! Don't say it.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47With a ropey net.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- I was just going to say with metal. - OH!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51It was on the tip of my tongue.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Stupid tongue.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55So we need to gather all the metal from the arena

0:11:55 > 0:11:58and bait a trap that the Smokebreaths won't be able to resist.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02We lure them in, let them take the metal, and follow

0:12:02 > 0:12:05them right back to the nest and all our missing weapons.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08You did say "All the metal," right, Hiccup?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10HE WHISTLES TUNE

0:12:10 > 0:12:13What? Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15What about his leg? That's made of metal.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Snotlout. - All I'm saying is fair is fair.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Snotlout, please!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26I still think we should've flipped a yak pie for it.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30(Shh. It looks like they've taken the bait.)

0:12:34 > 0:12:37OK. Very important.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41No-one do absolutely anything until I give the signal.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43GET 'EM! GET 'EM!

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Yet another plan perfectly executed. Dragons, everyone!

0:12:48 > 0:12:50- I got one! - I got one, too!

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Ugh, and its skin feels all sweaty and clammy.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55Like a girl.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Hey!

0:12:56 > 0:13:00Look, there they go. Follow them!

0:13:03 > 0:13:06OK, don't lose 'em, bud.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08OK... Tricky.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Everyone split up!

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Sneaky.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Toothless, over there!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Oh, not this again.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02FOLLOW THAT ROD!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Get me close enough, Toothless.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14You want some metal? Here ya go!

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Whoa! Whoa..!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Maybe this was a bad idea.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- IT GROWLS - What is it, bud?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Give us some light, bud.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45The Smokebreaths' nest.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54OK... Uh, we need to go back and get all the riders,

0:14:54 > 0:14:56so we can break this apart and get it back to the village.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Hiccup, thank Thor, I finally caught up to you!

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Astrid, I found the Smokebreath nest and...

0:15:01 > 0:15:03- We don't have time for that now. - What do you mean?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05We just spotted something on the horizon.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Something that may be a bigger problem than the Smokebreaths.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Who would've thought those pesky, little scavengers

0:15:19 > 0:15:22- could bring Berk to its knees? - Actually, I did.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25If you recall, it was my idea.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Although now that I think about it, I probably stole it from you.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32With no weapons and just a handful of dragons,

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Berk will be no match for the might of Dagur and his Berserker armada!

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- LOUD CRACKS - Pucker up, Hiccup.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Because you're about to kiss my boots.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51What, is this guy, like, the king of armadas?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Does he go anywhere without one?

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- It's like he knew we were going to be defenceless.- He did.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Trader Johann said he bought the scrap metal

0:16:00 > 0:16:02from a Berserker.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- And it was from Breakneck Bog. - Dagur planted those dragons!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07He knew what they would do.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Hiccup, you found the Smokebreath nest.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12You and the other riders go to it and get our weapons.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13They'll be protecting it by now.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16We don't have enough time to fight the Smokebreaths

0:16:16 > 0:16:18and get back here before Dagur attacks.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Then I say we head out there

0:16:19 > 0:16:21and blast those Berserkers with what we've got.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Even with our dragons,

0:16:23 > 0:16:26the six of us won't be able to take out those ships alone.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Well, if we cut ourselves in half, we'd be...

0:16:29 > 0:16:31..TWICE as many!

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Just once, try stopping it between here and here.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39No, he's actually onto something.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41- See? I'll get an axe. - What? No.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43You don't need an axe. We don't need more of us.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45We need more dragons.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47What are you saying, son?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Why fight against the Smokebreaths when we can fight WITH them?

0:16:50 > 0:16:54Everyone, bring any metal you might still have in your houses.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57It doesn't matter how small it is.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59You heard my son!

0:16:59 > 0:17:02I gutted my first Outcast with this.

0:17:02 > 0:17:03Take good care of it.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Thank you, Gobber. I will.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Ruff, Tuff, sound the dinner bell.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Come and get it, smokebutts!

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Yeah, smokebutts, come and get it, you...foggy bottoms!

0:17:30 > 0:17:33OK, there they are. We need to pick up the pace.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34If they get this metal, we're done.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Oh, come on already!

0:17:45 > 0:17:47There should be boot-kissing by now!

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Mwck! Mwck! Mwck! Mwck! Mwck! Mwck!

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Not you!

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Just trying to be helpful, sir.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04HE GIGGLES

0:18:04 > 0:18:05It's time.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Berserkers, prepare to fire!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10HE CHUCKLES

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Arm yourself with whatever you can find.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20We will battle to the end.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Stoick, look.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Dagur's fleet up ahead!

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- What is that? - It looks like fog.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Sir, we can no longer see the Berk mainland.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40- We have no target. - What?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46OK, gang! Metal away!

0:18:46 > 0:18:50CRASHING AND CLANGING

0:18:50 > 0:18:52A spoon?

0:18:52 > 0:18:53They're dropping spoons?

0:18:53 > 0:18:57Why are they dropping spoons? What does this mean?!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Could this be a spoon of surrender?

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Don't think so, sir. - Oh, no.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12What is this?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Hiccup, I thought it was supposed to...

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Wait for it.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46This is not over, Hiccup! You hear me?

0:19:46 > 0:19:47You just wait!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49You will kiss this boot!

0:19:54 > 0:19:56You will kiss this boot.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Oh, Macey, let's never be apart again.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Life is an empty void without your spiky face.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04"Oh, I missed you too, Tuffnut!"

0:20:04 > 0:20:07And I miss the sunsets with you, Macey.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Oh, the sunsets...!

0:20:09 > 0:20:10HE CHUCKLES

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Well done, son!

0:20:12 > 0:20:13We'll return everyone's metal

0:20:13 > 0:20:16as soon as we get the Smokebreaths back to Breakneck Bog.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18And how do you plan on doing that?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Oh, I think I know someone who should be happy to help us.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28But, master Hiccup, this can't be the only solution!

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Think of the story you'll have to tell.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Next stop, Breakneck Bog!

0:20:35 > 0:20:39Give that back, you infernal beast! They're priceless funeraria...

0:20:42 > 0:20:43HE FADES AWAY