Total Nightmare

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22This changes everything.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Come on, Toothless!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Faster, bud!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- There they are!- Close the dome!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48And so the drama begins.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51One man, one dragon, one leg.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Versus one rapidly closing dome.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59It's going to be close!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Ah, no way he's making that.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Oh, what?- Good job, Toothless.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15TOOTHLESS ROARS

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Ooh!- All right. We're up.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Come on, Snotlout. Nobody's been able to beat the dome except Hiccup.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Nobody till now.- Guys, this was supposed to be a drill.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Do you have to turn it into a game?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Don't we always?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Fair point.- Twas once a drill, then it became a game.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Now, it is theatre!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Let the drama unfold!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Whatever it is, it's my turn.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45I'll wager he loses an eye.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Ha-ha! On the contrary,

0:01:46 > 0:01:48I predict that Act One, Scene One

0:01:48 > 0:01:52will conclude with the loss of a gall bladder.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Or perhaps a leg.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55What say you, young Hiccup?

0:01:55 > 0:01:56OK...

0:02:02 > 0:02:04DISTANT SCREECH

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Hey!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Stay focused, Hookfang.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Keep your head in the game.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Hookfang!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25He has emerged from the forest!

0:02:25 > 0:02:26And what of his gall bladder?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Impossible to say.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31The tension continues to build.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Whaa!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41And time runs out for our plucky little antihero.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43I love a ticking sundial, don't you?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44- Indeed!- Guys, please.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48ARGH!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Hookfang! Beat the dome, hurry up!

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Aha!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58CRASH!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Snotlout, are you OK?

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Define OK.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Where's Hookfang? - That's what I'd like to know.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I've got some words for that dragon!

0:03:15 > 0:03:16SCREECHING

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Hookfang! Hookfang, where are you?

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Finally, there you are.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Hey, whoa. What's with the attitude?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34I'm supposed to be mad, here.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38You OK, Hooky?

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Ah, you've got to be starving.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Come on, Hookfang, let's get you back to Dragon's Edge.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Here, Hookfang.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Ow!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07What? You love mackerel.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09HE SNARLS

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Whoa!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Hookfang... Ah!

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Everybody saw that, right?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Yes, we did, my friend, and it was delightful.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Good sir, can you re-enact it for us?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22No, I'm talking about Hookfang.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- He's acting weird.- How's that?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Well, he didn't listen to me during the race.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28He ran away, he just spit fish in my face

0:04:28 > 0:04:30and then threw me against the wall.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31And this is weird, how?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33You have to admit, Snotlout,

0:04:33 > 0:04:35that does kind of sum up your relationship with Hookfang.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37HE GROWLS

0:04:47 > 0:04:49If you're coming over here to tell me I'm crazy, save it.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51You know what, Snotlout.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52- You're right.- I am?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55No-one knows your dragon like you do.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57If you really think something's wrong with him,

0:04:57 > 0:04:59then lock him in a pen for the night so he doesn't hurt himself.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Then we can see how he's doing in the morning.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Yeah. Yeah, maybe I'll do that.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08HE GRUMBLES SADLY

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Don't look at me like that.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11This is for your own good.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18See you in the morning.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32BANG!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Hey, Hookfang! You feeling better?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Who wants tuna for breakfast?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Hookfang?

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Hookfang?!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Hookfang's gone! He broke out of his pen last night.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Then this might be more serious than we thought.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Great. I accept your offer to help in the search.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Come on, Toothless. Up, bud.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Fly, bud. Do something, bud!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58OK, OK. Calm down, Snotlout.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00We'll help you look for Hookfang.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Oh, yeah, you will. It was your idea to leave him alone in his pen

0:06:03 > 0:06:04in the first place.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Hookfang! Hookfang?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Easy, bud. The sooner we find Hookfang,

0:06:16 > 0:06:18the sooner we'll get Snotlout off your back.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Give me your eye thingy.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24You mean my spyglass?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28SCREECHING

0:06:28 > 0:06:30That sound. We heard that right before Hookfang weirded out.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Go that way!- Would you just...?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34OK, OK. Let me fly the dragon.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36That sounded like a Monstrous Nightmare.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51This place again? This is where I found him last time.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52HE ROARS

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Look, there's another Monstrous Nightmare!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01That's not just a Monstrous Nightmare -

0:07:01 > 0:07:03that's a FEMALE Monstrous Nightmare.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10A female Monstrous Nightmare?

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Now it all makes sense.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13My dragon has a way with the ladies.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Must have picked up a few pointers from his master.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18I doubt it. She's not dry heaving.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19OK, shush.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Hookfang, time's up. Let's go.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Snotlout, you might want to tread lightly.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26He's looking a wee bit... territorial.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- MOCKING:- "Territorial." Thanks for the advice, Hiccup.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31But like you said, nobody knows my dragon like I do.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34So, when it comes to Hookfang, I handle my own business.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Hookfang, girl Hookfang.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- What? Hey! - SIZZLING, COUGHING

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yeah. He's a little busy right now.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Snotlout, it's not that bad.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47It could have been a lot worse.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48I fear not, fair maiden.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Hookfang clearly made a decisive choice

0:07:51 > 0:07:53in that moment, and thus acted upon it.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Showing, not telling.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57The number one rule in theatre.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00What better way to achieve that than by setting one aflame?

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Kid all you want. But I know that dragon, I know what's in his heart.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06And I know what's in his head. He will come back to me.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08- He always does.- Eh...- Oh, what?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- You're going to tell me he's never coming back?- Eh...

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Fishlegs?- Hookfang wouldn't follow his training, he wouldn't eat.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17He ran away twice.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18He picked another dragon over you.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Don't forget the fire thing. - Right. He pushed you away.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22All the symptoms are there.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Symptoms of what? - I think Hookfang is going feral.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- THEY GASP - No, not going feral!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29The cruellest turn of events!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Wait, what's "going feral" mean? - I have no idea.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34It means that meeting this female Monstrous Nightmare

0:08:34 > 0:08:37has reawakened his primal instincts, and he's returning to the wild.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Oh, shut up, fish face.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43What do you know? Hookfang needs me.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46It's nature, Snotlout. You can't fight it.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Watch me.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Bravo! Bravissimo! Encore!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Oh, what theatre. - Yes, and what a cliff-hanger!

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Scary idea, huh?

0:08:57 > 0:09:01That one of our dragons might just one day go back to the wild?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04You'd never do that to me, would you, bud?

0:09:04 > 0:09:05- I didn't think so.- Come on.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08If it was going to happen to anyone, it was going to be Snotlout.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11I mean, none of us have to worry.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Right?

0:09:14 > 0:09:15What smells so good?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21HE HUMS

0:09:21 > 0:09:23You're giving Meatlug a rubdown?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Yeah, with her favourite lingonberry oil.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Just letting her know she's appreciated.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31HE CONTINUES HUMMING

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Primal instincts, Thor's butt.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40My primal instinct is to get my dragon back.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Hi, girl Hookfang.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I see you already got my boy bringing dinner for you. Big step.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51All right, relax. I just wanted to come over and say hello,

0:09:51 > 0:09:53maybe bring a little dessert for you.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55I've got something very special.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01What? You don't like eel?

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Oops, if I were you, I'd fly away and never look back.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06SHE GROWLS

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Eh! Little... Eh!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Help! Eh! Here! Eh!

0:10:14 > 0:10:17I have had enough of you, Hookfang!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19It's time to choose.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Her or me.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Any luck with Hookfang?

0:10:41 > 0:10:45You give a dragon the best years of your life and then, it's over.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Want a little more bauxite, girl?

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Classic romantic comedy paradigms.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Boy gets dragon, boy loses dragon, dragon falls asleep, boy eats,

0:10:56 > 0:10:59boy falls asleep, dragon eats.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- SOBS:- Gets me every time.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04I give up. If being with her makes Hookfang happy,

0:11:04 > 0:11:07I guess I should be happy for him too. Ugh.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to go lay down

0:11:11 > 0:11:13for a few...weeks.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Wow. It's really not like Snotlout to give up this easily.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21What can he do? Hookfang hath forsaken him.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25I too would be depress-ed, if Barf and Belch forsook-ed me.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27And if I forsaked thee?

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Eh, that wouldn't bother me.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31We've got to get him back in the saddle right away.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33That means we've got some work to do.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40- What's this?- We stayed up all night wrangling some new dragons.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43We figured maybe, with Hookfang going through -

0:11:43 > 0:11:45well, whatever he's going through -

0:11:45 > 0:11:49- this might help. - Guys, I don't know what to say.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Thank Thor. - Except that you wasted your time.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Oh, come on, Snotlout.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55At least try them out.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59As awesome as Hookfire, Fang Master, and Hook Blaze Fang are -

0:11:59 > 0:12:00and, yes, I named them already -

0:12:00 > 0:12:03I can't look at them without thinking about Hookfang.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Another cruel twist. Snotlout rejects the new suitors.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Be gone, pretenders, and never return.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12I hast forsooketh thou!

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Snotlout, I know you're hurting, but we need you up there with us.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Dagger's out there looking for us.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18We can't be down a rider.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21What if you tried riding a different kind of dragon?

0:12:21 > 0:12:22I don't know. Maybe.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Yeah, there you go. How about a Nadder? Astrid?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Oh, he doesn't want to ride Stormfly again, he's already...

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Too small. Too slow. Two heads.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36OK, you don't like any of these dragons.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38So, maybe we try some new ones.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41A Thunder Drum, or Timber Jack, or how about a...?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Listen, guys. I don't want to come off as thankful or anything,

0:12:44 > 0:12:46but you taught me a valuable lesson today

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- by offering me your inferior dragons.- What are you saying?

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I'm saying that if I can't fly Hookfang,

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I don't want to fly any dragon.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56How can you be a dragon rider and not ride a dragon?

0:12:56 > 0:12:58You were always the smart one, Astrid.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Wait a minute, you're...? - Quitting, that's right.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- THEATRICAL VOICE:- I shall be a dragon rider no more.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05What?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Time to call in the understudy.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Hey, Fishlegs, how's your Snotlout?

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Oh, come on, Snotlout.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12You're just hurting now, that's all.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Give it some time.- No, Hiccup.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17My mind is made up. I'm going to say goodbye to Hookfang

0:13:17 > 0:13:21and then sail back to Berk. For good.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22It's over.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Hello? Hookfang?

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Girl Hookfang? I've come to say goodbye.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Hookfang?!

0:13:39 > 0:13:42What did you do to him? I knew you were bad news!

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Make your move, she-devil.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Aaah!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53HE ROARS

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Eggs? What's going on here?

0:14:10 > 0:14:12SCREECHING

0:14:20 > 0:14:22A Titan Wing Monstrous Nightmare?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Come on! Could this get any worse?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26HE ROARS

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Whoa. I would stay away from that guy.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Hookfang, what are you doing?!

0:14:37 > 0:14:39I don't know why I'm doing this.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42But here goes nothing. You want Hookfang's girlfriend?

0:14:42 > 0:14:43You've got to go through...

0:15:00 > 0:15:03What are you guys doing here? Not that I'm complaining.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05We came to convince you not to quit.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07You want to tell us what's going on here?

0:15:07 > 0:15:10It looks like two male dragons fighting over a female.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Yeah, I've heard male Vikings do it too,

0:15:12 > 0:15:13but I've personally never seen it.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16I bet the Titan Wing heard the female Nightmare's mating call, too,

0:15:16 > 0:15:17and was drawn to it.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Ah-ha! A love triangle.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Wrong. Girl Hookfang has three eggs in that cave.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Hookfang has been helping her protect them from giant dragon.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28That wasn't a mating call Hookfang was answering.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30It was a distress call.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Well, we taught him a lesson, then.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- He won't be back.- Yes, he will.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35They are probably the eggs of a rival.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Titan Wings won't give up until they're destroyed.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44So Hookfang didn't go feral, after all?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Apparently not. He's actually trying to establish dominance

0:15:47 > 0:15:49over the Titan Wing, so he'll go away and leave the eggs alone.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Wow.- I knew it.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52A true underdog story.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Yes, the apex of dramaturgy.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57I'm proud of you, buddy.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Girl Hookfang just became an honorary Jorgenson.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Oh, boy.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03- Hiccup?- Yeah...

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Remember what I said about

0:16:05 > 0:16:07the Titan Wing Monstrous Nightmare coming back?

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Yeah...

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Hookfang can't take on that Titan Wing alone.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- He won't be alone. - Neither will you.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20We've to do this ourselves.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23No way! That thing will take you apart.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Saddle up, everybody. - You heard Fishlegs.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28That Titan Wing will only stop if it's dominated by Hookfang.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- He's right.- But Hiccup -

0:16:30 > 0:16:34- look at that thing. It's... - I know, gigantic, scary, angry.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Bloodthirsty.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Thanks, Tuff.- Sorry.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Writer's embellishment. - Go get him, Snotlout.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40You guys can do this.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Hey, be careful.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43He's pretty nasty.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Whatever happens to us, promise me you'll protect those eggs.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47We will.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- He's crazy.- He's Snotlout.- True.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05- Yeah!- Nice move!

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Hookfang's smaller but he's more manoeuvrable.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15The climax approaches.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Aaah!

0:17:28 > 0:17:29This is going to hurt.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Way to go, girl Hookfang!

0:17:37 > 0:17:39I always did like you.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47OK, Hookfang. Time to play beat the dome.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Beat the dome? That's his great idea?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Whoa, whoa, whoa. Snotlout's never beaten the dome.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57You're right, he hasn't.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59OK. Astrid, Rough, Tough, you're with me.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Fishlegs, stay with girl Hookfang and defend the eggs.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11All right. Keep coming, keep coming...

0:18:11 > 0:18:12Keep coming!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Wha-ha-hoo!

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Aw, you couldn't make that turn?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Man, you're going to hate this.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Start the dome, now!

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Yes, I got it!

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Oh, no.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26They didn't make it!

0:19:36 > 0:19:38HE ROARS

0:19:38 > 0:19:40ROARING ECHOES

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Got you!

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Great shot, Hookfang.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Hookfang is using the Titan Wing's size against him.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55He's trying to wear it down!

0:20:04 > 0:20:06CRASH!

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Quick! Open the dome!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14HE SCREECHES

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Now that's what I call domination!

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Boom!

0:20:23 > 0:20:24You tell them, Fangster.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Guys, look. They hatched!

0:20:41 > 0:20:43And to think, I saved them.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46OK, OK, WE saved them.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48We saved them.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Snotlout, Hookfang! Oi, oi, oi!

0:20:51 > 0:20:53THEY SOB

0:20:54 > 0:20:56What's wrong with you two?

0:20:56 > 0:21:00- Nothing.- You just don't see enough happy endings these days.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04Snotlout, oi, oi, oi. Oi, oi, oi, oi.