Crash Course

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22This changes everything.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Ha-ha!

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Great shooting, bud,

0:00:36 > 0:00:37perfect for the catapults.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Nice catch, girl.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Your athleticism is nothing short of breathtaking.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47NERVOUS GRUMBLING

0:00:49 > 0:00:50LAUGHTER

0:00:50 > 0:00:51So fast!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Good girl, Meatlug!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- LOUD BOOM - Yeah, OK, shoot another one!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- And to the right. - Now go down, down.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59CRACKLING BOOM

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Yes, perfect, nice shot! Hit it again!

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Waa!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Hmm. What do you think?

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- FRENCH ACCENT:- I think we need to chisel the jaw lines more,

0:01:10 > 0:01:12make them more in and of our visage.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Agreed.- Will you guys do something that's actually important?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19What could possibly be more important than this?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24I'm sick of this. If these clowns aren't going to pull their weight...

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Hey, boyo!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Never talk to a girl about her weight.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30No wonder he can't land a girlfriend. Am I right?

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Er, guys?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Let's get all these catapults loaded BEFORE the sun goes down?

0:01:35 > 0:01:39CREAKING AND RUMBLING

0:01:39 > 0:01:40What was that?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42I don't know but it's crumbling my eye lids.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45THUD

0:01:45 > 0:01:47OK, easy, Stormfly.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Whoa, what are you doing, Hookfang?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51THUDDING

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Something's coming towards us. - Something big!

0:01:53 > 0:01:57CRASHING AND RUMBLING

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Oh, Thor, oh, Thor!

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Let's get out of here.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Stormfly!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Astrid, Snotlout, cut your boulders loose!

0:02:09 > 0:02:10I'm trying, it's tangled!

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Toothless!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21IT SHRIEKS

0:02:21 > 0:02:22HE SCREAMS

0:02:25 > 0:02:26The Fireworm Queen?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28LAUGHTER

0:02:28 > 0:02:30I pretended to be scared so the dragons wouldn't be.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31HE SHRIEKS

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Ow! Hookfang, careful!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Hiccup, are you thinking what I'm thinking?- Yeah. Something's off.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- What is she doing way out here, away from her island?- I'm not sure.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Whoa, no, no, no, take it easy, girl.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Just trying to figure out what's going on.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Being a dragon expert,

0:03:05 > 0:03:08I can tell that she wants Hookfang to follow her.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Follow her? Where? Why?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Maybe it has something to do with these.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Dragon hunters?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16If I had to guess, she needs help defending herself.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19And since the Fireworm Queen and Hookfang have a history,

0:03:19 > 0:03:21he's the only dragon she trusts.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Well, if she's looking for backup, she came to the right dragon.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Those hunters want to mess with the Queen,

0:03:27 > 0:03:29they're going to have to go through me and Hookfang!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Come on, your Highness! Lead the way!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Stay close, Hookfang, come on, on her tail, come on!

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Snotlout, wait up.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43I told you, Hiccup, she came for me and Hookfang.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44We got this.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46No-one is doubting your level of got, Snotlout,

0:03:46 > 0:03:48but if Viggo and the hunters are here,

0:03:48 > 0:03:50- you might need a little backup.- OK.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54But just remember, you're backup, and we're front-down.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Which is the opposite of backup. Hya! Let's go, Hookfang, come on!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00LOW HONK

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Er... You guys feel that? - Feel what?- I don't feel anything.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Why must he speak in riddles?!

0:04:05 > 0:04:06It's too calm.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08No sign of any dragon-hunter ships.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Whatever she wants help with is in there. Let's go, Hookfang.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Everyone be on alert.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21We have no idea what could be waiting for us in those caves.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Says Hiccup The Obvious!

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Sometimes I feel like WE'RE the normal ones.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37No arrows? No footprints? No sign of Viggo or Ryker? I don't get it.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39She didn't do all that damage to herself.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42So if it's not hunters, then it's something else.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Huh.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Guys, I have a sneaking suspicion we may not be alone.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57SHE SHRIEKS

0:04:59 > 0:05:00What is it, Your Majesty?

0:05:00 > 0:05:01LOW GROWLING

0:05:07 > 0:05:09LOW RUMBLING

0:05:10 > 0:05:11What is that?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16What are those?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19These are my dragon cards, I've been working on them for months.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Fishlegs, these are incredible!

0:05:23 > 0:05:24I know, right?!

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Yeah, look, I even have dragon classes, sizes, and speed.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- All this dragon knowledge right at our fingertips!- Right!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- You two need a hobby. - I knew it, it's a Cavern Crasher.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I've never seen one in the flesh.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Oh, ho-ho, Mystery Class, whoa! Ho-ho-hoo!

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Er, Fishlegs?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Care to share, or...?

0:05:44 > 0:05:45HE CHUCKLES

0:05:45 > 0:05:49The Cavern Crasher is a scavenging, Mystery Class dragon.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52It's known for pushing dragons out of their homes and taking over.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Why would it do that? - I'm not entirely sure.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Warmth? Shelter? Protection?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00I find it hard to believe a dragon that big would need protection.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02That's why the Queen came to us for help -

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- she couldn't get it out of here all by herself.- Blah, blah, blah.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07We found the culprit, now let's get to work,

0:06:07 > 0:06:09and am-scray this agon-dray.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Snotlout, I wouldn't...

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Come on, Hookfang, watch out!

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Are there two of them?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Nope, extremely fast.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Especially for a dragon that big.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Fishlegs!

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Get him, bud!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Look out!

0:06:48 > 0:06:49No, you don't!

0:06:51 > 0:06:52SHRIEKING

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh, what is that stuff?!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Now that, my friend, is a flaming trail of awesome!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00We can't get through these flames!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03OK, and then Astrid swoops in and kills the fun.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04ROCKS CRASHING

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Whoa!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Hiccup!

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Whoa!

0:07:13 > 0:07:14OK, everyone out!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Whoo! It would appear we're in the middle of a territorial dispute.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- OK, guys, the Queen needs our help so we're going to...- No, no, no,

0:07:24 > 0:07:26no time for thinking, we need action -

0:07:26 > 0:07:28that's why she came to me and Hookfang.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Yeah, Snotlout, that's fine, but... - She saved Hookfang's life,

0:07:31 > 0:07:33and a Jorgensen always repays his debts.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36So that's exactly what we're going to do. We're going to save her life.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- But you can't go by yourself. - I'm not by myself!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I'm with Hookfang, and we're doing this alone. Now, Hooky!

0:07:48 > 0:07:50ROARING

0:07:50 > 0:07:51There she is!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- SHE SHRIEKS - Listen, er, Queenie,

0:07:54 > 0:07:56you brought us here because you needed our help...

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I think it's a short cut, Hooky. Good idea!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11I'm not sure the Cavern Crasher is down here.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Wow, we're deep.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16This might be the deepest I've ever been.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I don't like this, Hookfang.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Maybe we should go back.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Hookfang!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25OK, OK, it was just a suggestion. Brainstorming.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27There's no wrong answers in brainstorming.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29GRUMBLING

0:08:32 > 0:08:34There must be another way around this cave-in.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Yeah, we've been down these tunnels before, remember?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39There were several entrances to the lower chambers.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41I remember this tunnel over here.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43I think it loops around!

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Come on, bud.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Snotlout! Snotlout!

0:08:52 > 0:08:53SONAR-LIKE WHINE

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Come on, where is he?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00CRUMBLING

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Whoo!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Whoa, where did he come from? - I know!

0:09:04 > 0:09:05There was only one way to get in here!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Wouldn't it be cool if it flattened its body,

0:09:08 > 0:09:10and came through the cracks in the walls?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14What? How is that not cool?

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Everyone grab your bolas!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh...

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Almost!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Er... What's it doing?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31HE SNORTS

0:09:31 > 0:09:33The mucus! Watch out for the mucus!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Sorry, had to get rid of that one. - Not you!

0:09:37 > 0:09:38That!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Eurgh!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45This is nasty. Even for us.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Eurgh!- Ohh, this is not coming off, it's too sticky.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50BOTH: Slime us, will you?!

0:09:51 > 0:09:52- SPLAT - Eurgh!

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Dragons getting me from all sides! - Yeah! Right! Bad dragon.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Let's snot him!

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Ruff, Tuff, wait!

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Ah!

0:10:07 > 0:10:08That hurt.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10That slime becomes flammable when it hits the air.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Ah!- Watch out, girl!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Keep out of the way of those blasts, or we're cooked.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Hiccup, there's not much room to fly in here.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21I know.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Oh, now I get it.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49That Crasher thing doesn't just push dragons out for no reason.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51It's scavenging for eggs.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53It's been trying to get here all along, to her hive.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58This is why she came for us, Hookfang. She knew we would help.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00And that's what we're going to do.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Did you hear me, Hookfang? Help her!

0:11:04 > 0:11:05What's wrong with you?

0:11:14 > 0:11:15TINY ROAR

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Ah!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24You want me to... Me?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26I'm Snotlout.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28I'm completely irresponsible.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30QUEEN RUMBLES

0:11:30 > 0:11:31OK.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33OK, OK. I got it.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34I got you.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38EGG RATTLES

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Um... Hello, guys?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Hatching baby dragon over here.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Way above my pay grade!

0:11:45 > 0:11:48BABY DRAGON SQUEAKS

0:11:48 > 0:11:50TINY ROAR

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Oh, my gosh. Hookfang, did you hear that?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54That was a little baby dragon roar!

0:11:54 > 0:11:55HE IMITATES BABY DRAGON

0:11:55 > 0:11:57BABY DRAGON SQUEAKS

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Oh, look, he doesn't even have his fire yet!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02# Baa, baa, black cat

0:12:02 > 0:12:03# Have you any fur?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05# Yes, sir, yes, sir

0:12:05 > 0:12:07# More than you can muster

0:12:07 > 0:12:10# "I'll be the judge," said the little Viking boy.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12BABY DRAGON SQUEAKS

0:12:12 > 0:12:15# Gimme, gimme, gimme or I'll mace you into a toy. #

0:12:15 > 0:12:17My mom used to sing that to me.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18BABY DRAGON SQUEAKS

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Oh, it's just so cute! So...

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Ah! Ah!

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Get it off!

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Ha-ha...

0:12:29 > 0:12:31# Baa, baa, black cat

0:12:31 > 0:12:33# Go, you crazy black cat. #

0:12:33 > 0:12:35HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:12:46 > 0:12:48You know, believe it or not,

0:12:48 > 0:12:50that blast really opened up my sinuses.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Oh, yeah? What can you smell? - Let me see.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53HE SNIFFS

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Burning nose hair with a faint whisper of musk.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57SHE SNIFFS

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Mmm! Six days and counting!

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Oh, Thor! Oh, Thor! Oh, Thor!

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Ah!

0:13:05 > 0:13:06Don't!

0:13:06 > 0:13:08CRASHER ROARS

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Huh? What's it doing?

0:13:10 > 0:13:11DRAGONS ROAR IN DISTANCE

0:13:14 > 0:13:15- Eggs.- Babies?

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Dinner!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20What? Seemed to go.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22You know, seemed to work rhythm-wise.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24The Fireworm Queen's eggs.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26THAT'S why she didn't abandon her hive.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Oh, no, you don't!

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Great work, gang!

0:13:41 > 0:13:44- ASTRID:- Looks like ugly here isn't making it to the hive.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45Wait, you guys are leaving me here?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Not you. The dragon.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50OK, now let's try to figure out how to get it out of here for good.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Grab those bolas. We'll try again.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Hiccup, did you just see that? It c... It collapsed its skeleton!

0:14:03 > 0:14:07And squeezed through the cracks. Yes! I told you.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Once again, nobody listens to the Nut.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11The Nut is all-knowing.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12The Nut is all-seeing.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14The Nut is all-believing.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Maybe the Nut knows how to get through this cave-in.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20The Nut knows not...

0:14:20 > 0:14:22..doesn't know how to get in through the cave-in.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28BABY DRAGONS SQUEAK

0:14:30 > 0:14:33CRASHER GROWLS NEAR HIVE

0:14:38 > 0:14:41We'll just get them out of here, that's all.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44BABY DRAGONS SQUEAK

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Oh, of course! Isn't this just my luck?

0:14:48 > 0:14:49BABY DRAGONS ROAR

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Shh! Please be quiet! Please be quiet!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53QUEEN ROARS

0:14:54 > 0:14:56As a dragon expert,

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I don't think that's going to help right now.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01# Hush, little Fireworm, don't you roar

0:15:01 > 0:15:04# Or a bad thing's coming through the floor

0:15:04 > 0:15:06# If it does, then we're all done

0:15:06 > 0:15:10# Cos it's gonna fry us like the sun. #

0:15:10 > 0:15:11HOOKFANG GROWLS

0:15:11 > 0:15:13BABY DRAGONS QUIET DOWN

0:15:13 > 0:15:14HE SIGHS WITH RELIEF

0:15:14 > 0:15:16DRAGONS ROAR

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Why do babies always make you pay like that?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23It's no use, Hiccup.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26It's too dense. It'll take us forever to blast through.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29And there's no way around it this time. We've got to get through here.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Hey, Nuts. What do you mean, "The Nut knows not?" The Nut knows.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- The Nut does?- He certainly does.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Oh, right. Of course he does!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Who are we talking about, again?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43I don't know, I don't know. Just go with it.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46And if there was ever a time for the Nut to use their all-knowingness

0:15:46 > 0:15:49and their expert stone-carving skills, it's right now.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53You're right. I owe it to my public.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Sister Nut?- I live for my craft.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Fire in the hole!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07CRASHER ROARS

0:16:08 > 0:16:10CAVE RUMBLES

0:16:10 > 0:16:11OK, guys. This is it!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14It's us three against a huge, mucus-shooting,

0:16:14 > 0:16:15nasty killer dragon.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Or maybe the two of you could take this one!

0:16:19 > 0:16:20BOTH DRAGONS ROAR

0:16:20 > 0:16:23OK, OK. It was just a suggestion.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28CRASHER ROARS

0:16:28 > 0:16:29It's go time, dragons.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37CRASHER ROARS

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Hey, Crasher. Nice of you to show up.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45We were expecting you!

0:16:45 > 0:16:46BABY DRAGONS ROAR

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Queen, now!

0:16:58 > 0:16:59CRASHER ROARS

0:16:59 > 0:17:01OK, that didn't work so good.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02Do we have a plan B?

0:17:02 > 0:17:04No? Probably should have had a plan B.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Good thinking, Hookfang!

0:17:10 > 0:17:12STONES RATTLE

0:17:14 > 0:17:16CRASHER GROWLS

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Oh, come on! Really?

0:17:20 > 0:17:21CRASHER GROWLS

0:17:21 > 0:17:23QUEEN ROARS

0:17:23 > 0:17:24CRASHER ROARS

0:17:24 > 0:17:26QUEEN CRIES IN PAIN

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Hookfang, hatchlings!

0:17:32 > 0:17:33Ah!

0:17:36 > 0:17:38OK, Hookfang. This is it. Moment of truth!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40We are not letting it get to these babies!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43BABY CRIES

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Don't worry, little guy.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Uncle Snot and Cousin Fang are here.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48CRASHER GROWLS

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Snotlout?

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Hiccup! Don't come down here!

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Be careful, guys. Crasher slime.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Perhaps we should be careful of that, as well, don't you think?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Whoa!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Hookfang, what are you doing?!

0:18:05 > 0:18:06We're in the middle of a fight!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08HOOKFANG ROARS

0:18:09 > 0:18:11They're combining their firepower!

0:18:14 > 0:18:16DRAGONS ROAR

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Whoa.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Ah!

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Huh?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Ha! They cooked the mucus right off him!

0:18:31 > 0:18:33CRASHER ROARS

0:18:36 > 0:18:38DRAGONS ROAR

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Ha! Well, kids, it looks like our Crasher just crashed.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Why don't we show it the door?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Ha!

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Oh, no.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02This guy will not give up!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Maybe you need some backup.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06SNOTLOUT LAUGHS

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Right, but remember, you're only backup.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Oh, I know, pal.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34BABIES SQUEAK

0:19:38 > 0:19:39- ASTRID:- Yes!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41All right! Back in business.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I know, I know. I defied orders again.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48No, you didn't.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51I never ordered you to do anything. This one was all you.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Why didn't you try to stop me?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Would you? Have stopped, that is?

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Probably not.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Then why are we talking about it?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- You know, I could have gotten killed in there.- Yeah, but you didn't.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03You crushed it today, Snotlout. You really did.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05This was all you.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06SNOTLOUT CHUCKLES

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Thanks for the backup.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09- Ah!- Ha-ha!

0:20:15 > 0:20:17ROCKS CRASH

0:20:17 > 0:20:18We did it again!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Only we could have made something this glorious.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25We call it The Ballad Of The Lout Versus The Crasher.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28It's breathtaking.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Um, isn't a ballad technically a song?

0:20:31 > 0:20:32No, 'SNOT!

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Get it? "It's not!"

0:20:34 > 0:20:36That's the whole idea.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38We made it a ballad so that people would be like, "Isn't it this?"

0:20:38 > 0:20:40And then we say, "'snot"...

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Well, I love it.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Although, Astrid, would you say my likeness

0:20:45 > 0:20:46is handsome and chiselled enough?

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Ugh, for the love of Thor.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50THEY LAUGH

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Well, just off the top of my head, they got my hair wrong,

0:20:53 > 0:20:55they got my eyebrows wrong, they got my eyes wrong...

0:20:55 > 0:20:57This has been a great day.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59..chin wrong, they got my cheekbones...