Snotlout Gets the Axe

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22This changes everything.

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Coming in hot.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Ha-ha! That's right, get some, dragon hunters.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Get some!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Snotlout! Snotlout! Oi, oi, oi!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Ha!

0:00:41 > 0:00:42HOOKFANG SQUEALS

0:00:42 > 0:00:43SNOTLOUT GRUNTS

0:00:46 > 0:00:48The judge from Berserker Island gave you a six.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Nice effort, Snotlout.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51We all need to stay sharp,

0:00:51 > 0:00:53especially with those dragon hunters on the loose.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Astrid, you're up.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00You really should loosen your grip a little, boy-o.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03It maximises the bone-shattering potential.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07- Dad?- Spitelout! What a... What a pleasant surprise!

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Dull.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- HE LAUGHS - Yeah, I was just saying that, Dad.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Hey, did you see that... - I come with news from Berk.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19There's to be a union tomorrow between two proud houses,

0:01:19 > 0:01:22our family, House Jorgenson, and...

0:01:22 > 0:01:25What kind of muttonhead would marry into the Jorgensons?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28..Astrid's family, House Hofferson.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Wait, did he just say House Hofferson?

0:01:31 > 0:01:32That is unprecedented.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35There has never been a union between these two families.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Hoffersons have always disliked Jorgensons and...

0:01:37 > 0:01:41..Jorgensons have always irritated Hofferson.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Wait, this means Snotlout's going be FAMILY?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46What's the problem, cuz?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49This is just going to bring us...closer.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51HE GRUNTS

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Welcome to the family, lass.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Now, on to business.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Whoa!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03The Jorgenson family ceremonial axe!

0:02:03 > 0:02:04There's never been a union without it.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Aye. And, as you know,

0:02:06 > 0:02:09it'll need to be present tomorrow at Berk's sacred matrimonial site,

0:02:09 > 0:02:10the island of Frigga,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13to chop down the betrothal birch for this union to be official.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17So, you, Snotlout, will be delivering it.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Sweet.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22That's quite an honour, Snotlout.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26This privilege is only given to the bravest and most virile member

0:02:26 > 0:02:27of the Jorgenson clan.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29And you guys are looking at him!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Boom, baby! Woo!

0:02:32 > 0:02:33I would have done it myself,

0:02:33 > 0:02:36if I wasn't already responsible for procuring the beasts

0:02:36 > 0:02:39for the union's ceremonial 400 boar feast.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43But I am the family's natural second choice for the job.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Of course, Hedgelout wasn't available.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47He's still missing at sea.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Third choice.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51That's still good, right?

0:02:51 > 0:02:52HE SNARLS

0:02:52 > 0:02:54And then there was Griplout.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Griplout?- Are you talking about the Jorgenson that lost both his arms

0:02:57 > 0:02:58in that freak mutton accident?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Aye, he just couldn't get a good enough hold on the axe

0:03:02 > 0:03:03with his teeth.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Remember, there's a lot riding on this, boy-o.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07No axe, no wedding.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09No wedding, well...

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Hopefully you're smart enough to at least figure that out.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Well, I have to be on my way.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Boars don't grow on trees, you know.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Thank Thor I don't have to go to that ridiculous...

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Oh, lass. Your folks are expecting you to represent your family

0:03:23 > 0:03:24at the ceremony. So better get a move on.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Ugh!

0:03:25 > 0:03:26HE LAUGHS

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- You too, Hiccup.- What, me?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Aye. Stoick's orders.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32You're representing the Haddocks.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34HE GROWLS Yeah, tell me about it.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36See you at the ceremony!

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Onward, dragon.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Spitelout! Spitelout! Oy, oy, oy!

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Don't worry, Dad.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41I got this.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46What are you all looking at?

0:03:46 > 0:03:47- I can do this! - THUNK

0:03:47 > 0:03:49CLUCKING MEOWING

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Ah!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Don't you just love union ceremonies?

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Don't know, never been to one.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55What, really?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Yeah, us Thorstons are not exactly the marrying kind.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59We're more of the mutton kind.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Well, as luck would have it,

0:04:01 > 0:04:05I am some what of an authority on Viking union ceremonies.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07What do you say the both of you meet me at my hut later

0:04:07 > 0:04:09and I will teach you everything you need to know?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Great! Because we know very little about most things.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14FISHLEGS SIGHS

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Last one picked.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23He could have more faith in me than that!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26What? What did I ever do?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Well, there was that time you brought all those Changewing eggs

0:04:29 > 0:04:31and nearly destroyed the village.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Fishlegs' fault.- There was that time you released the Skrill

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- from its ice block. - And nearly destroyed the village.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Twins' fault.- What about flying us into the waterspout,

0:04:38 > 0:04:40and crash-landing us on Outcast Island?

0:04:40 > 0:04:41- That was terrific.- Act of Thor.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Act of Snotlout!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46All I know is when I ride in with this axe,

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I'm going to shove it in all their Jorgenson faces.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Boom!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- IMITATES HIS DAD:- No axe, no wedding, boy-ooooooh!

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Toothless, power dive!

0:05:01 > 0:05:02I don't see it.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06It's got to be down there.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08We have to go and get it back.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09It could be anywhere.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11That island isn't exactly tiny.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13If it even landed there, and not in the ocean.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15We're finding that axe.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16We have till sundown.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22GRUNTING AND GROANING

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Hey, is it too late to call Griplout?

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Ha-ha. That's funny!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Keep it up, Astrid. Keep it up.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Hm.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Huh?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Ha-ha, there it is.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- See?- I'll just grab it and we'll get back up in the air.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Problem solved.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44HOOKFANG SNARLS

0:05:45 > 0:05:48What is it, bud? TOOTHLESS GRUMBLES

0:05:48 > 0:05:49What's gotten into them?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51And it's in one piece?

0:05:51 > 0:05:52This could've gone way worse!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54GRUNTING AND GROANING

0:05:54 > 0:05:56It's really stuck in there.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58CRUNCH

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- TREMENDOUS RUMBLING - Huh.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02RUMBLING

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Snotlout!

0:06:03 > 0:06:04SNOTLOUT WAILS

0:06:05 > 0:06:06HE GRUNTS

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Oh, no.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13OK, now it's way worse!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14EARTH-SHATTERING GROWL

0:06:18 > 0:06:19HE SQUEALS

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Watch out!

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Hey! This is my family's axe.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Give it up!

0:06:30 > 0:06:31GRUNTING

0:06:32 > 0:06:33IT SNARLS

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Snotlout, let go of the axe!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39No way, Hiccup. I'm not leaving this island without it.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Whoa!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- He's going to get himself killed. - What else is new?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48HE CRIES OUT

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Hey, watch it!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Keep blasting, Hookfang, we'll get in close.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Astrid, follow me.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Steady, Stormfly! Up, up!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Whoa. Stormfly, what's wrong?

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Hang in there. Hiccup, that blast does a number on the eyes.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Whoa! Good to know.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23OK, bud, let's stay clear of those blasts.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Toothless, look out!

0:07:30 > 0:07:31HICCUP SHOUTS

0:07:31 > 0:07:32HE GRUNTS

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Toothless!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Hang on, bud. Things are about to heat up.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Whew! Thank you, Gronckle iron!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Don't let up, Hookfang! Pour it on!

0:08:02 > 0:08:03- It's gone.- But so is the axe.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08HE GROWLS

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Snotlout, what are you doing?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11There's still time!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13HOOKFANG GROWLS

0:08:14 > 0:08:16No!

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Astrid, we have to.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18This is his mess.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Let HIM clean it up.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22HE GRUMBLES

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Fine!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28OK, so table etiquette is not really your strong suits.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35HE SHRIEKS

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Why don't we move on to the actual union ceremony?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Ruffnut, you can stand in for our bride and I will be the groom.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Tuffnut, you can be our officiator. - Whoa!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Nice! I'm finally official.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Those would be the traditional Viking union words.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52You read them.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53SHE SIGHS

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Out loud.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oh, OK. I read them in my head.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Anyhoo... Yea, Fishlegs Ingerman,

0:09:01 > 0:09:03child of Odin,

0:09:03 > 0:09:05dost taketh Ruffnut Eugene Thorston,

0:09:05 > 0:09:08daughter of Freyja,

0:09:08 > 0:09:09to be his betrothed-ed-ed.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12And, by utterance of these words,

0:09:12 > 0:09:17this union may only be broken in the Halls of Valhalla.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19You may head-butt the bride.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23HE CHUCKLES I just added that part.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Great, so that's how a Viking union ceremony is performed.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27It's nice, isn't it?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Now we dance.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Oh, cool!

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Oh, wait a second. I knew it.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33This stuff all looked familiar.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34It's all coming back to me now.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37This is same as when I trained with the town officiator back on Berk.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39You did what?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41I took a course in performing Viking union ceremonies.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Slipped my mind.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44I am a man of many talents, after all.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47So you officially trained with the town officiator?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49I mean, that's a lot of officiating, but, yeah.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Tuff can perform Viking union ceremonies.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53We've just never been to one before.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54I can check that off my bucket list.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Wait, do you know what this means?

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Oh, yeah, I do!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59A whole new world is open to me.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02A new career. New potentiality, new possibilities.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04And all those happy officiated faces

0:10:04 > 0:10:07looking back at me into my eyes with gratitude.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- No? - FISHLEGS WHIMPERS

0:10:09 > 0:10:10OK, you go.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13It means Ruffnut and I just got married!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19And Viking unions are forever!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21It can only be broken in Valhalla!

0:10:21 > 0:10:22HE WAILS WEAKLY

0:10:28 > 0:10:29There he is.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40If it welds my axe to its body, I'll never get it back.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Easy, Snotlout.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45We can't risk another dust-up with old Armourwing over there.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47I cannot go to that wedding without the axe.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50But we can't get close enough to pry it free.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Hey, you know what's near here?

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Hiccup, hand me your map.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Aha, that's it!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- What's it?- We can't get close to that dragon,

0:10:59 > 0:11:01but something else can.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04You know, you never really make much sense,

0:11:04 > 0:11:05but this is bad, even for you.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09We have an axe to steal, and I know the perfect guys for the job.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10We're going to Breakneck Bog,

0:11:10 > 0:11:12and we're training us some Smothering Smokebreaths.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18HE GROANS Don't worry, girl.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20There has to be some way to dissolve this union.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22It can't actually only be broken in Valhalla, right?

0:11:22 > 0:11:23DOOR OPENS

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Erm...

0:11:32 > 0:11:33What are you doing?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36TABLE SQUEALS AWFULLY ON FLOOR

0:11:38 > 0:11:41I'm thinking I want to do a kind of dead animal carcass thing

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- in the corner there. - No, absolutely not!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46There'll be no dead animals in this home, Ruffnut.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48- What did you just call me? - I just called you...

0:11:48 > 0:11:51We're going have to lose that Ruffnut thing.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52We're married.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54From now on, it's either honey, sweetie,

0:11:54 > 0:11:56dear, or snookie pie. Got it?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58- Snookie pie?- Better.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Now, we're going to have to get rid of some of your stuff

0:12:02 > 0:12:05to make room around here. Let's start with those...dragon figurines!

0:12:05 > 0:12:07MEATLUG GROWLS But they're vintage!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- And now they're gone.- What exactly are we making room for?

0:12:12 > 0:12:13For us!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17What? You didn't think we weren't part of this deal, did you?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Don't worry, girl, I will figure this out.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24I always wanted a brother.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26You've made us so happy, Fishlegs.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33Can I just remind everyone

0:12:33 > 0:12:36that Smothering Smokebreaths cannot be trained?

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Maybe, but they love metal,

0:12:37 > 0:12:40and could be the only hope I have of getting that axe back.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43SHE GROANS

0:12:47 > 0:12:48They must be out hunting.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50We got lucky.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52This is perfect! We'll use whatever metal we pull

0:12:52 > 0:12:54to lure them to the Armourwing.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57We need to work faster.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59They will not be happy when they see what we're doing to their nest.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01SNARLING

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Er, guys?

0:13:05 > 0:13:06SHE GRUNTS

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Everyone, grab as much metal as you can carry.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Let's get these guys to the Armourwing.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Hookfang, wing blast!

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Ha-ha! Is this the best idea I've ever had or what?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Bar's not really high on that one, is it, Snotlout?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Silent Sven's wife has a fish-gutting station!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40I want a fish-gutting station too!

0:13:40 > 0:13:43But, dear, where will you put it? There's no room.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45MEATLUG COMPLAINS

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Now there's room.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49SHE GRUMBLES It's not so bad, Meatlug,

0:13:49 > 0:13:51we can make the best of it.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Hey, bro-in-law, wifey wants you back inside.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57She says you have to start learning how to fly Belch, you know,

0:13:57 > 0:13:59since you guys are married now.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02But my Meatlug, she's my...

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Fishlegs, get your butt in here!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Coming, dear.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Newlyweds, am I right?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12SHE GROWLS, THEN FARTS

0:14:12 > 0:14:13You said it, sister!

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Yeah! Just a little further, boys.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19You're going to be so happy we ripped you off.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Feast your beady eyes on that!

0:14:31 > 0:14:33VICIOUS GROWL

0:14:48 > 0:14:49It's actually working!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53That's it, bring the axe to Snotty!

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Hey, my axe! We had a deal, you little...deal...breakers!

0:15:11 > 0:15:13I got him, Snotlout. We'll funnel him towards you.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21- Boom! - HE LAUGHS

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Thank you.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38There's too many of them. We need to get in there and break this up.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43No scales! That's why it needs metal.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44What's happening?

0:15:44 > 0:15:45The Smokebreaths think

0:15:45 > 0:15:47the Armourwing is one giant piece of metal.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51We can't let them pull its armour apart, it'll be defenceless.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52- So, what do we do?- Follow me.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00We have to fly it through the Armourwing's blasts.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01- We have to what?- Trust me.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17OK, Stormfly, now twirl!

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Stormfly!

0:16:36 > 0:16:37SHE GASPS

0:16:37 > 0:16:38I owed you one.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44IT GROANS

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Hey, Smokies, check this out!

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Phew!

0:17:04 > 0:17:05IT GROANS MISERABLY

0:17:31 > 0:17:35Well, I think we earned its trust, but I still wouldn't push our luck.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36Sundown!

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Snotlout, you need to get out of here!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40She's right. Go. We'll be right behind you.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Oh, no.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55OINKING

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Hookfang, we're too late.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00IT GROWLS

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Snotlout, we'll say it was our fault.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Yeah. We can say we're the ones that made you late.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06No. It was my fault.

0:18:06 > 0:18:07I got this.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12I know what you're going to say, Dad. I messed up again.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14I ruined the union ceremony.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16And I let you down and all the Jorgensons down.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20But you have no idea what I went through to get this here.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23I risked my life and my friends' lives

0:18:23 > 0:18:28fighting a gigantic torch-breathing dragon for this stupid thing.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30And if that's not good enough for you,

0:18:30 > 0:18:32then I guess I'm never going to be good enough for you.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36I said it! So here is your stupid axe and sorry about the ceremony.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40What in Thor are you going on about, boy-o?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42There's not going to be a union.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Wait, what?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Oh, a brawl broke out at the rehearsal dinner.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48It's a good thing you didn't get the axe here earlier.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50It would've got really ugly!

0:18:50 > 0:18:52But nice work anyway, son.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53I knew I could count on you.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59Well, if we're done here, I have 400 boars to return.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00SQUEALING

0:19:01 > 0:19:03He knew he could count on me!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Spitelout! Spitelout! Oi, oi, oi!

0:19:09 > 0:19:10Ha-ha! Woohoo!

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Woohoo! Yeah!

0:19:12 > 0:19:13What in the name of Thor?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Come on, girl. We're related.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Come on, come on, girl. Come on. - Er, guys, what's going on?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Hiccup, meet the Ingerman-Thorstons.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25We're the model of a modern Viking family.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27We've only been gone a day! What possibly could have happened?

0:19:27 > 0:19:31You remember how I studied with the officiator back on Berk?

0:19:31 > 0:19:32While you guys were gone,

0:19:32 > 0:19:34I accidentally married Ruff and Fishlegs.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36But despite that little snafu,

0:19:36 > 0:19:37we're all very happy now.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38THUMP GROWLING

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Well, most of us anyway.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Tuffnut, I hate to break it to you, but you can't perform Viking unions.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Wait, what? I can't?

0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Are you sure?- Ha!

0:19:46 > 0:19:47You never completed your training

0:19:47 > 0:19:49because the officiator jumped off a cliff

0:19:49 > 0:19:52halfway through your first lesson. That was so funny!

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Oh, right, yeah. It was probably a bad idea to hold classes

0:19:55 > 0:19:58on the edge of a cliff. We lost a lot of good educators that way,

0:19:58 > 0:19:59especially the ones I pushed.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Wait. Why are you guys here?

0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Shouldn't you be at the union? - Ha! Long story.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05But we did find a new dragon.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Aah! A new dragon?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Great, I get married and no-one calls me any more!

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Fishlegs!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13My feet need massaging.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15They're getting sweaty again.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Coming, dear!

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Oh, hey, bro-in-law, remember how I married you and Ruff?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Well, it turns out that I can't marry people after all.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24So, presto!

0:20:24 > 0:20:25- Union dissolved.- What?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Oh, that's incredible!

0:20:27 > 0:20:29I haven't been this happy since my wedding day!

0:20:30 > 0:20:31My wedding day...

0:20:31 > 0:20:32GROWLING

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Fishlegs married Ruffnut! I guess anything is possible.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Well, one thing's for certain.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46No Hofferson will ever marry a Jorgenson.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Never say never, right, Astrid? - HE CHUCKLES LASCIVIOUSLY

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Never.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52LAUGHTER

0:20:52 > 0:20:53How long is never?