The Zippleback Experience

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22This changes everything.

0:00:33 > 0:00:38All right, guys. Let's drop the foundation right about here.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44That should work. Perfect location.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47I, for one, couldn't be happier that we're finally...

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Setting up the new watchtower. We know!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51We've been hearing about it for the past,

0:00:51 > 0:00:54oh, I don't know, week, month... What comes next?

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Guys, look, this is important.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58We've been seeing ships off the northern coast

0:00:58 > 0:01:00that have absolutely no reason to be there.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Now with this, we can send up an early warning signal

0:01:02 > 0:01:04if they come into our waters.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08If you're talking about Dagur and Ryker -

0:01:08 > 0:01:10and that's who I assume we're talking about...

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Actually, I wasn't referring to... - How about this?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Whoever's out there that shouldn't be out there,

0:01:14 > 0:01:18let's get on these very effective fire-breathing war machines,

0:01:18 > 0:01:20and go out and blast them into oblivion.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Because that's not who we are.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Since when do we go blasting people into oblivion?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Don't worry, Hookster. He doesn't speak for us.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Whoo-hoo!- Or them.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Definitely not for them.- Here we go!

0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Oh, I love to cut through the fresh powder. Don't you, sis?- Yeah!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Just like a warm knife through yak butter!

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Whoo!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Blast! Blast!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Yeah, yeah!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Zippleback, baby!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Those two muttonheads better not bring

0:01:48 > 0:01:50all that snow up there down on us.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53It's not the snow I'm worried about.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54It's the ice!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Argh! Argh!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- That hurt.- Argh!

0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Barf!- Belch!- Come on, bud!

0:02:25 > 0:02:26TOOTHLESS ROARS

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Argh... Urgh!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37OK, OK. I get it. You're welcome.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Uh, Hiccup, I wouldn't do that if I were...

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Argh!- ..you.

0:02:43 > 0:02:49Oh, right. Oh, uh, can you put me down, guys?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52And it's for moments like these that I always carry a spare.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03So, if that's all you need from us,

0:03:03 > 0:03:06then...we'll just be going back to...

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Toothless? TOOTHLESS ROARS

0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Hey, your dragon just shot at us! - Yes, I know. I told him to.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Not cool, T. Not cool at all.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19TOOTHLESS RUMBLES Anyway, since you two seem so eager

0:03:19 > 0:03:20to spend some time away from the group,

0:03:20 > 0:03:23you get to pull the first two shifts of patrol duty.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- He's really become a tyrant. - Power'll do that to you.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Ai, this leg needs to be filed down - it's pinching me.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Argh!

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Oh, for the love of Thor! Who did this?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Wait a minute. Why am I even asking?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Ruff? Tuff?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh, I got another shift with your names on it!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Really? You're eating the evidence?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06All right, where are they?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08I guess you just look for a fire or any other catastrophe,

0:04:08 > 0:04:10they'll be close by.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Huh?

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Don't! Belch! No, no, no, you drop me!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26You drop me right now!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Whoa!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Toothless!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Ah! You all there, bud?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- I think- I- am. And I spoke too soon.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44TOOTHLESS RUMBLES

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Oh, don't worry, bud.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I always carry a spare for my spare.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Wait a minute. It was you guys? You left me all that fish?

0:04:59 > 0:05:03OK, if you guys are here and the twins are Thor knows where,

0:05:03 > 0:05:06then who's patrolling the island?

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Dragon sentries!- Oh, this'll put it to sleep for a bit.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22DRAGON SQUEALS

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- This is all your fault.- My fault?

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- MY fault?!- It's your attitude, bro.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35It's always been your attitude,

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- and it finally drove our beloved dragon away!- My attitude?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40My attitude is fun, carefree, adventurous,

0:05:40 > 0:05:42and loves to take long walks -

0:05:42 > 0:05:44and it doesn't matter if it's on a beach or not.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46- You're ridiculous.- Oh, yeah?

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Well...you smell like a barrel of 20-year-old cod livers.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53That's what drove them away.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Hey, this smell is not achieved easily.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Hiccup, you found them!

0:05:58 > 0:06:03Where did you two go? You had us worried sick.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Where did they go? Well, let's start with they filled my hut with fish,

0:06:06 > 0:06:08crashed me and Toothless out of the sky.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12And, for their finale, they broke my second spare leg.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15So, if my calculations are correct - and they usually are...

0:06:15 > 0:06:20- That would mean that our dear Hiccup is on his...- TOGETHER:- Last leg!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23THEY LAUGH

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Get it? See what we did? It's because of your leg.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- You don't have any more. - I think he gets it.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Yeah, yeah. Listen.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Well, if you want to flip the script, the new leg is slimming.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Not that you need to be slimmed. I mean, for your height,

0:06:37 > 0:06:39you're probably an ideal weight - healthy.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40The four of you belong together.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Now, please, can you get back on patrol

0:06:43 > 0:06:47and try to keep these two...well... Oh, just go.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Last leg! TOOTHLESS RUMBLES

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Oh, don't laugh, Toothless. You're above that.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Bad dragon!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Attitude!- Cod livers!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Oh, for the love of... OK, bud. Let's ditch the Zippleback.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Oh, get away from me, you crazy dragon!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Oh, are you serious?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48TOOTHLESS RUMBLES I think we lost them.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50ZIPPLEBACK RUMBLES

0:07:50 > 0:07:52And they're behind me, right?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54ZIPPLEBACK RUMBLES

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I think I'm starting to see Zipplebacks in my sleep.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Argh! What, what?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oh! Ah!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Oh, no, wait. Don't!

0:08:26 > 0:08:27EXPLOSION

0:08:32 > 0:08:35HICCUP COUGHS

0:08:35 > 0:08:36HICCUP LANDS HEAVILY ON FLOOR

0:08:37 > 0:08:40OK... Argh!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Argh!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Those hides will fetch a high price at the northern markets.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Focus. That's not what we're here for.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Well, how are we supposed to take him if he's guarded by TWO dragons?

0:08:54 > 0:08:58We wait until he's NOT guarded by two dragons.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Give me those!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- What is this?- A neck hug? - I never got a neck hug.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18So, you ruined all your legs, eh? Every single one?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Well, all but this piece of garbage.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Which, let's be honest, can we really call it a leg?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- I mean...- Uh...

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh, right. Of course we can.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31It's very slimming on you, Gobber.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Really? Right in front of our faces?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- We're here, you know. Right here! - FISHLEGS:- That's weird.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Zipplebacks are normally fiercely loyal.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Why are they doting on Hiccup and ignoring you two?

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Well, didn't Hiccup pull them out of the way of a deadly avalanche?

0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Yeah.- Well, there you go. Same thing as my cousin, Bard.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53He saved a Zippleback from a Changewing.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56The two-headed beast wouldn't leave him alone for years.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59- So, this could go on for...- Ever. It's a life debt.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03Barf and Belch will now serve Hiccup for the rest of their lives

0:10:03 > 0:10:07or until the debt is repaid - whichever comes first.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Does this mean we could be stuck with Barf and Belch forever?

0:10:10 > 0:10:15- Does this mean we could lose Barf and Belch forever?- Yes, and yes.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Toothless!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Argh!

0:10:31 > 0:10:36Oh, no! No! I'm so scared and in need of help!

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Barf! Belch! Please, help me!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Wait, no, that's not... That's not the sa... Oh!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47What happened? They were supposed to save you.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Great. You're not...not helping me.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Hey, they're playing "Bat the Nut"!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Ruff, hurry. "Bat the Nut." - I got next!

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Ah! No!

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Ah! Guys, the point was for Barf and Belch

0:11:01 > 0:11:03to think they're saving my life.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07- You're right, Hiccup. Our dragon is way too smart for this.- Exactly.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I guess we'll have to put you in some real danger.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11THEY LAUGH

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Uh, that's not what I meant.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25Now, Tuff!

0:11:27 > 0:11:30This is the best plan to kill Hiccup ever.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31You mean pretend to kill Hiccup?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Sure. Tom-ay-to, tom-ah-to.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Come on, Barf and Belch. Let's get moving. Logs rolling.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Skinny lives to save.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Oh, Thor!

0:11:52 > 0:11:54EXPLOSION

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Oh! TOOTHLESS RUMBLES

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Thanks, bud.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04So close yet again.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- We need to account for the topography next time.- True that.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Stupid tree.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Too dumb. Not dangerous enough.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22That can't work. Wait. Wow!

0:12:22 > 0:12:26That is awesome. Hiccup would never go for it. Would he? No.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28That's way too destructive - even for us.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30SNAPPING SOUND

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Urghhh, argh!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38What is it, sis? I haven't seen you this sad

0:12:38 > 0:12:41since Bjorn Boar lost in the inter-archipelago sectionals.

0:12:41 > 0:12:46Oh, Bjorn Boar. That was a sad day. But this is worse!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Do you realize we have nothing? Nothing, I tell you.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51If we don't think of something,

0:12:51 > 0:12:54we may never get Barf and Belch back from that tyrant.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Why, Tuff? Why?! Why do they love him more than us?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02It's the forbidden fruit. You always want what you can't have.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06The dragon's always hotter on the other side. We need help.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10We need someone diabolical, someone completely devoid

0:13:10 > 0:13:13of any continence or human emotion whatsoever.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16I can only think of one man that soulless.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22HICCUP YAWNS

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Hey!- Hey?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Argh!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29What is wrong with you?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Hiccup Haddock, I'm calling you out! Defend yourself!

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Defend my... Argh!

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Fight me.- What...what are you doing?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41I said fight me. What's that, Hiccup?

0:13:41 > 0:13:42You want to fight to the death?

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- What? Who said that? Nobody said that!- YOU did.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Here they come. Life debt no more!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53You think Snotlout'll get barbecued?

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Sis, I'm afraid to tell you,

0:13:54 > 0:13:58I always knew Snotlout would end up as collateral damage.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Argh!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02SNOTLOUT GRUNTS

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Ow!

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- I'm not going to fight you, Snotlout!- You see that?

0:14:08 > 0:14:12The future chief is a coward! You heard me. Come on, hit me.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14You know you want to.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Fine. But remember - you wanted this.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Ow! What did you do that for? Oh, hold on.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25I've got to take a...

0:14:34 > 0:14:36That was incredible.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Who knew that that scrawny, little one-legged Viking had that in him?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, brother. That's it. There's nothing left.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Guess Gobber was right. We've lost our dragon for good.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49But on the bright side, Snotlout did just get punched in the face.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Yeah. If only I could enjoy it.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- SNOTLOUT GROANS - Mom, Dad, Hiccup punched me.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I'm really thirsty.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Clubhouse, now. And get him some ice.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Well, a little warning would've been nice.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11SNOUTLOUT MUMBLES

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Well, to be honest, Hiccup,

0:15:12 > 0:15:16- we figured out what was ruining our plans.- It was you.- Me?

0:15:16 > 0:15:18You, my friend, are a terrible actor.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20So you made Snotlout attack me?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22"Surprise" is the word we prefer to use.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- We needed a real reaction from you. - And, boy did we get one.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Eh, Snotlout? - SNOTLOUT WHIMPERS

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Huh, that's my tooth.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Unfortunately, we weren't expecting Thor's mighty hammer

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- to meet Snotlout's paper jaw.- Argh!

0:15:36 > 0:15:38So, OK, you do realize if Barf and Belch had actually

0:15:38 > 0:15:41tried to save me, Snotlout would've been roasted alive?

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Yeah, we took that into account in our risk assessment.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Oh, this situation has gotten way out of hand.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Please, Hiccup, you've got to help us.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52We're completely lost without our dragon. We have nothing to live for.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Don't you understand? - We will get you your dragon back.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58But you two have to stop. Stop your plans, stop your schemes. OK?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00I'm going to figure this out.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04I just need time alone.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09You too, bud. TOOTHLESS RUMBLES

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Two?

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Huh?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Ah, oh, oh. Really, guys? What did I say?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35I... Ah, come on, I'm serious! Would you let me go?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37No, seriously, just put me down!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41What are you doing?

0:16:41 > 0:16:45Argh! OK, this is the single worst plan you have ever come up with.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Oh, I don't know, brother. You're our prisoner.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Seems like a brilliant plan to me.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53DAGUR LAUGHS

0:16:56 > 0:16:59So, looks like your little island stronghold

0:16:59 > 0:17:01isn't so strong after all.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03It's completely unguarded from the north.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07You know, doesn't take much to put in a watchtower. No watchtower.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10What do you do without a watchtower? It's preposterous.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12TOOTHLESS RUMBLES

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- What's Toothless doing here? - Have any of you seen Hiccup?!

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- I thought he was with you two. - No, he bailed on us!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28And guess who's gone, too? Can't trust anybody.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30They're probably out there having the time of their lives,

0:17:30 > 0:17:32blasting everything in sight.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36- Remember when random destruction was our thing?- Seems like yesterday.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39It was. It actually was. Now, here we are -

0:17:39 > 0:17:42no dragon, no destruction, no fun.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Something's wrong if Toothless is here, and Hiccup's not.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47TOOTHLESS RUMBLES

0:17:50 > 0:17:55We are going to extract every little piece of dragon knowledge

0:17:55 > 0:17:57from that tiny coconut-shaped noggin.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59We're going to use you to take us to every island

0:17:59 > 0:18:01that Dragon Eye has led you to.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- And if I don't? - Oh-oh-oh, I hope you don't.

0:18:06 > 0:18:07RYKER LAUGHS

0:18:07 > 0:18:09EXPLOSION

0:18:11 > 0:18:12What the...?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Uh!- Argh!

0:18:17 > 0:18:19EXPLOSIONS AND SHOUTING

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Argh....

0:18:25 > 0:18:29First time in a good long while that I've been happy to see you guys.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31HUNTERS SHOUT

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Argh!

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- That's Barf and Belch! - That's their distress signal.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Hey, wait! That's OUR dragon out there!- What do we do?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Hey, T, how you been?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07I've had enough of this.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Phew! Nice job, guys! Get us out of here.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Oh, boys!

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Oh, no.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32And now I owe YOU one.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Time to go!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35EXPLOSION

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Hey!- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

0:19:45 > 0:19:47- Argh!- Hiccup!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Toothless!

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Whoa!

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Ha-ha-ha!

0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Yes!- Back in the saddle, baby.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Let's get these hunters away from Dragon's Edge!

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Oh, I missed this!

0:20:27 > 0:20:28You can say that again, sister.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Take out the catapult!

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Get us out of here!

0:20:43 > 0:20:46So, looks like the old life debt has been repaid.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Barf and Belch saved me from the Dragon Hunters,

0:20:49 > 0:20:51and Ruff and Tuff saved their dragon from drowning.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Thank Thor, everything's back to normal.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Yeah! Hit me again. - Me next! Me next!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Well...- Normal for us, anyway.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Argh!

0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Will someone please tell this lunatic it's over?- Snotlout!