Edge of Disaster: Part One

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23This changes everything.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Ah! I could stay up here all day!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41But we have work to do, don't we, girl?

0:00:52 > 0:00:57Hey, guys? You are officially relieved from guard duty!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Guys?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Oh! Stormfly, get me in close, would you?

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Why do we have to go through this every single...?

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Are you kidding me?!

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Ohhhh!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18They didn't stand their watch, Hiccup.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Those dummies left two dummies in their place!

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Those dummies could conceivably be just as effective as the twins.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Not funny. We built that watchtower so that...

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I know why we built it, Astrid.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33I just don't understand how this isn't making you completely insane!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Because then there would be two crazy people in this conversation

0:01:36 > 0:01:38and we probably wouldn't resolve anything.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Are you saying I'm...? - Astrid, let me talk to the twins.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I'll get their side of the story,

0:01:43 > 0:01:45then we can figure out what we need to do.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Oh! I guess it's a start.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Well, if it isn't our crack security team now!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Oh! Please, please, there's no need to shower us with accolades.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Tuff, you left two dummies to protect this entire base.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59What were you thinking?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Terror mail. Hm.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Dummies, you say?

0:02:02 > 0:02:05She does. Poor, confused thing.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09What you failed to realise, in your foggy morning state,

0:02:09 > 0:02:11is that those are not dummies.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12They are scareships.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Scareships? You're serious?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16You didn't see any ships near the island, did you?

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I think not. And why?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20They were appropriately scared away

0:02:20 > 0:02:23by the appropriately-named scareships.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Are you following any of this?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Not super closely.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29I'm actually reading this.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31It's from Johann. He's in trouble.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37You are not leaving me with these two muttonheads!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39She knows we're standing right here, right?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Look, Johann is surrounded by Dragon Hunters

0:02:41 > 0:02:45and his ship is taking on water. We have to get out there and help him.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Then let me saddle up Stormfly. I'll be there in...

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Astrid, you need stay here and hold down the Edge.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52And make sure nothing happens to the Dragon Eye.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53I can't believe what's happening!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56This actually may be the worst day in history!

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Astrid, Snotlout and I have the only working Dragon armour,

0:03:00 > 0:03:02and Meatlug is immune to the Dragon Hunters' arrows.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Do you hear that, girl? Who's a special dragon?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Meatlug is, that's who!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09It just makes sense for us to be the ones to go.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Hiccup, please! For all that is sacred in Thor's world,

0:03:12 > 0:03:14you cannot leave me alone with these two...

0:03:14 > 0:03:16What do you say, simpletons? Blockheads?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18I was always partial to dimwit, myself.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21It rolls trippingly off the tongue.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Oh, yeah. Watch this.

0:03:22 > 0:03:27What witdim, would the twins dimwit, if dimwits could witdim?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Say that five times fast.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31You see what I'm talking about, right?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Hey, it's not like we woke up this morning

0:03:33 > 0:03:36hoping to spend 24/7 with you either, Astrid.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I mean, you are not exactly a picnic.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40And I think you know what I'm saying.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42You have not ever been a blanket

0:03:42 > 0:03:44on a grassy knoll with delicious food.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- HICCUP GROANS - But we are team players.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49We will do what is necessary for the good of the group.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Hence, we shall remain behind

0:03:51 > 0:03:54and enjoy your good company, my fair Astrid.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Even if you have no blankets or grassy knolls to offer.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Oh!- We'll be back by tomorrow at the latest.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Just do the best you can, OK?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04And try to get along...please?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06No need to worry about us, young Hiccup.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Oh, Astrid, I know these next 24 hours will be difficult for you.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Unable to look into these deep, romantic,

0:04:13 > 0:04:15yet hauntingly-beautiful eyes,

0:04:15 > 0:04:18shimmering like gold dust in the wind.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23OK, so we'll see you when we get back. Have fun.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Don't talk to any strange Dragon Hunters!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Bye! We'll miss you!

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Write home often.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33OK, I think the first team-building exercise we should perform

0:04:33 > 0:04:35is that of going back to sleep.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37I mean, as a team, of course.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Couldn't agree more. What say you, Astrid?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42I have to go hide this. And when I get back,

0:04:42 > 0:04:46I expect both of you to be sweating profusely from hard work.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49"What say you, Astrid?" Really?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Haven't I always told you it's better to beg for permission

0:04:52 > 0:04:53than to ask for forgiveness?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Personally, I think it's the other way around.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57So now you're the literary authority

0:04:57 > 0:05:00on the subject of permissions and forgivenesses?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Quit talking! You lose focus when your mouth is moving.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04"Bleurgh-bleurgh. I'm Astrid."

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Real mature, guys(!) - We've done all of these already?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Man, we are kicking some serious...

0:05:09 > 0:05:11No, no, no, that's your first one.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15All the others, I did by myself. Go, team(!)

0:05:26 > 0:05:28You know what? I'll get the rest of the lumber myself.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32You two start lashing together some poles for the first level of stairs.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Do you think you can handle that?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35She didn't let us answer.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37That's what they call a rhetorical question.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Please! Like that's even a thing! And you don't know what it means.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43A rhetorical question is one asked solely to produce

0:05:43 > 0:05:47an effect or to make an assertion. Not to elicit a reply.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Bam!- Ah!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55GRUNTING AND LAUGHTER

0:05:55 > 0:05:57SHE SIGHS

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Not too teamly, if you ask me.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Not in the slightest.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Really? Where in Thor's name could you two have...

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Whoo! Yeah!

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Look out!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Whoa-oh-ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Whoo!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Argh!- That hurt.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20CRASH!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Astrid, you have got to try this.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25The landing's a little rough, but...

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Astrid, we know this wasn't what you were planning,

0:06:27 > 0:06:29but we really think we're onto something here.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32The stairs have their own use, for sure,

0:06:32 > 0:06:34but this can truly come in handy.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- It can, huh?- Yes. In the right situations...

0:06:36 > 0:06:40And what situations would those be exactly, Ruffnut?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Well... I mean, we could...

0:06:42 > 0:06:43If we were in a...

0:06:43 > 0:06:46You have no clue, do you? Didn't think so.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Is that a retal-krical question? - And do you know why?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Because the two of you don't think.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53You don't plan.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57You just come up with these crazy ideas and you forge ahead,

0:06:57 > 0:07:01with no regard for logic or what you're even supposed to be doing.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02What am I going to do with you guys?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Seriously, tell me!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Well, you can start by being kind.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, wait, you can't do that

0:07:08 > 0:07:11because kindness is nowhere in that scrawny little body of yours!

0:07:11 > 0:07:15- What?!- Easy, sis. - Back up, bro! I got this.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Do you know what your problem is, Ruffnut?- Oh, you bet I do.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22I've got a list of problems so long, I can't even keep track.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Question is, do you know what your problem is, Astrid?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28My problem? Are you serious?!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Allow me to lay it out for you, my flaxen-haired friend.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33You have no respect for the people around you

0:07:33 > 0:07:36who are just trying to help and be a part of the team.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39You have no respect for Fishlegs, certainly none for Snotlout,

0:07:39 > 0:07:41and you couldn't have less respect for the two of us!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Now, you can go ahead and shame the others,

0:07:44 > 0:07:47you can mock this entire island of dragons, if you wish,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50but I am not going to stand here and listen to you insult

0:07:50 > 0:07:52the entire Nut family tree!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58She's wrong, you know? I...do. I...

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- SHE SIGHS - ..respect you guys.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Oh, please! You can barely even say it.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08So sad, Astrid. So, so sad.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10SHE SIGHS

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Hiccup, where are you when I need you?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16OK, from what the Terror mail said,

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Johann sent it from this general area.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- And it said his ship was incapacitated.- Correct!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23So he should be right below us somewhere.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Good thing Meatlug is immune to those arrows. Too bad you aren't!

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Don't listen to him, girl. I'll be fine.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34We'll be fine. Right?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Er...I'm not so sure about that.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Get away! You, don't come near...!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Hey, I thought he said it was Dragon Hunters, not actual dragons?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48He did, but you know Johann.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Dragons, Dragon Hunters, what's the difference?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53No! No!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I wonder what Johann did to get them so mad.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Probably told them one of his dumb stories.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Not funny, Snotlout. - I wasn't even trying to be funny.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05All right, let's just get Johann out of there, and be careful.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07We don't want to hurt any of these dragons.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10What about them hurting us? That never seems to enter your mind!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Master Hiccup! They're everywhere!

0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Yoo-hoo!- OK, all right, never mind, never mind, never mind!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Wow, bud! We really must have caught these guys on a bad day.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Ah! Ooo! Back! Back, I say!

0:09:28 > 0:09:30This reminds me of the time I was attacked

0:09:30 > 0:09:34by a flock of rabid wild fruit bats off the coast of Palau.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Be quiet! You're only making them more angry! And us, too!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Master Snotlout! Thank Thor!

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Hey! What did I do? It's Captain Fruit Bat you want, not me!

0:09:44 > 0:09:48No, no! Oh, come on! They're very mean!

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Johann, look out!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54HE GRUNTS

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Yaaarrrggghhh!

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Hey! Fishlegs! Where are you going? You know we're not done here!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09"Astrid, Astrid, Astrid!" Everyone's always talking about Astrid.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11How pretty she is, how smart she is,

0:10:11 > 0:10:13how muscular and shapely her upper arms are!

0:10:14 > 0:10:18How can Astrid not see the genius in Stuffnut and Fluffnut?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- CLUCK! - Chicken! What is it? What's wrong?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30CHICKEN BREATHES HARD

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Ssh-ssh. Relax, Chicken.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Easy, little chicken.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Now, gather your strength. Is it Ruffnut?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- CHICKEN CLUCKS - Oh! It is! Is she in trouble?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- CLUCKS - Oh, you have such a way with words!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I will find her and bring her back! You, you rest, Chicken.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Don't ruffle your feathers. I shall return.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Help!- Ruff! No!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56The Dragon Hunters!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Astrid! I've got to get Astrid!

0:11:00 > 0:11:01RUFFNUT GRUNTS

0:11:01 > 0:11:04When I get out of these chains, I'm going to...

0:11:04 > 0:11:05You're going to what?!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Er...I haven't decided yet,

0:11:07 > 0:11:10but rest assured, you are NOT going to like it!

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Feisty, isn't she? I like it!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17They just picked Fishlegs up and flew off?

0:11:17 > 0:11:18Yeah, that's how it happened.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Johann, did the wild dragons take anything from the ship?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Food, fresh water, anything?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26No, Master Hiccup. They seemed only interested in terrorising me

0:11:26 > 0:11:30until you lot came along, then they started terrorising you.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Which was a bit of a relief, if I'm being honest.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34I've always been a great friend to the dragons.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38That they would turn on ME like this, it's inconceivable!

0:11:38 > 0:11:42This doesn't make any sense. Nightmares, Nadders, Gronckles.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Even in the wild, these dragons shouldn't be this aggressive.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47I mean, from a Speed Stinger or a Changewing,

0:11:47 > 0:11:49those dragons, I could understand,

0:11:49 > 0:11:52but maybe these guys have just never seen humans before.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55All I know is that we've been around these guys in the wild.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57None of them have ever acted like this.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Snotlout, I hate to admit it, but you've got a point.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04KNOCKING

0:12:04 > 0:12:05TUFFNUT GASPS FOR BREATH

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Tuff, you OK?

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Tuffnut, breathe. What's going on?!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14You have got to do something about those stairs.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I mean, there must be hundreds of them. There's over ten, at least!

0:12:17 > 0:12:19That's it? The stairs?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21No, no, it's Ruffnut. They got Ruffnut!

0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Who did?- The Dragon Hunters.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Oh! This is all my fault! - Oh, tell me about it.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30I shouldn't have been so hard on her.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33You were way too hard on her. My poor, poor sis.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36She's just Ruff being Ruff. She can't help it.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Truer words, A. Truer words.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Sorry, just trying to help you work through.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45You know, the shame, all the bad things that you did,

0:12:45 > 0:12:47all the things you should feel bad about.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49You know, get some closure.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- What is it?- There may not be a Ruffnut to apologise to.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02In fact, there may not be any of us at all.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08What's the plan?! We have to get my sister back!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10First thing is to send an SOS to Berk.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13We need reinforcements, fast! The auxiliary team.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15How do we know he'll get there in time?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17We don't.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Well, how do we know they'll get back here in time?- We don't.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23OK. There is a terrifying lack of clarity in those answers.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26It's all going to be OK, Tuffnut. We're going to hold down the Edge,

0:13:26 > 0:13:29defend this base, and we WILL get your sister back. OK?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Say, "OK, Astrid".- OK, Astrid.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Now, there is no possible way we can defend the Edge

0:13:35 > 0:13:38against an all-out assault with only one flyable dragon.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40But maybe we can slow them down until help gets here

0:13:40 > 0:13:43if we use our spears and arrows sparingly.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Wait! I know an even better way we can slow them down.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Not now, Tuff, I-I need to think.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51No, seriously, Astrid! You need to hear this. Listen to me!

0:13:51 > 0:13:52All right, what? What is your idea?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55OK, well, as you know, tricking is my area of expertise.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59I am the official Dragon's Edge Trickster.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Trickster extraordinaire, the Mayor of Tricksville...

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Yeah, I get it! We all know how tricky you are.

0:14:03 > 0:14:08But they don't. So, I figure we trick them into thinking

0:14:08 > 0:14:10there are more of us than there are.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12We can start with our scareships

0:14:12 > 0:14:14and then build our own little tricking army. It'll be awesome!

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Wait! I think I just had another idea. Whoa!

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Do you know how many Loki-ish thoughts are going through my mind?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Tuff!- It's like a hurricane of jokes pounding on the inside of my head!

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Whoa! Here comes one!

0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Tuffnut!- Yes?- This is not the time for pranks, or Loki-ing.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32This is a time for strategic thinking and precise preparation.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34There are times in life when you have to be serious.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Deadly serious, or people can die.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39We can die. Ruffnut can die. Do you understand?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Yes, I understand. I am taking it seriously.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44I'm seriously a trickster

0:14:44 > 0:14:46and I seriously have some ideas that can help!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Tuff, listen to me. You know all those times early in the morning

0:14:49 > 0:14:52when it's still dark outside and I'm out by myself on Stormfly?

0:14:52 > 0:14:56Er...well, I do now. Wait, is this going to get weird?

0:14:56 > 0:14:59No. What I am doing is training, day and night.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02I train myself for situations just like this.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03That's why we're going to do it my way.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05But I have ideas. Good ideas!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- And I believe you.- No, you don't!

0:15:07 > 0:15:10The only thing you believe is that I'll mess this up and get us killed.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13No, that's not true.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16The only thing I believe right now is that we're wasting time arguing

0:15:16 > 0:15:19when we should be preparing. Come on, there's a lot of work to do.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21That's my sister out there, Astrid.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24If this goes wrong and we don't save her, I couldn't live with myself.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28You know what? You're right. You do what you have to do.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30And I'm going to set up our defences.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Then we'll come together, and when the time is right,

0:15:32 > 0:15:35decide which one to use, OK?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Awesome plan. I like it!

0:15:37 > 0:15:39And we'll definitely end up using mine, so it's great.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Good! Just so long as we understand and agree

0:15:41 > 0:15:44that I lead the counterattack and you follow me.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47Hmm.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- SHE SIGHS - Oh, boy.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- CHUCKLES:- Yeah!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06SHE STRAINS

0:16:09 > 0:16:11HE CHUCKLES

0:16:11 > 0:16:13It's him, right?

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Get out of there!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22FAINT SHOUTING

0:16:23 > 0:16:27You don't know the Dragon Riders as well as you thought, eh, Dagur?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29You don't know 'em at all.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Hey, at least my brother had a plan to get the Dragon Eye.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33It's not his fault they didn't take the bait.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37They never left to rescue Trader Johann from those dragons.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38The girl proves it.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Yeah! I prove that you have all been fooled.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Then I guess we'd better leave, come up with a new plan.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46No new plans. We'll just have to deal with all of them instead.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Listen, if you all want to go on a suicide mission,

0:16:49 > 0:16:50that's your problem, buddy,

0:16:50 > 0:16:52but don't say I didn't warn you!

0:16:52 > 0:16:55She's lying! She's trying to confuse us.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57I'm always lying!

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Wait, now I'm confused.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Or she's telling the truth to confuse us.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Gather the men. We move slowly.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Destroy anything in our path until we get our Dragon Eye.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Then, we destroy whatever's left.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Ohhhh!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Excuse me, sir. Oh, and ma'am!

0:17:19 > 0:17:22But, er...there's something I've been wondering about.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24A daily occurrence, but go ahead.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26In regards to this Ryker fellow,

0:17:26 > 0:17:30it seems as though he's taken on the role of leader.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34And, well, I was always under the assumption that this was your role.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Pfftt! That's not his role.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39It is, you dunderhead.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41We're just using Ryker for the time being.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43When he leads us to the Dragon Eye...

0:17:43 > 0:17:44We figure out the most painful

0:17:44 > 0:17:47and horrible way to get rid of him and the rest of his crew. Duh!

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Ah! That's a relief.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Once we get the Dragon Eye, Ryker and his men? See ya!

0:17:53 > 0:17:56That really is the single worst plan I have ever heard, and...

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Would you stop talking?!

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Stop! Don't move.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Oh, finally! Do you know how long we've been walking?

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- My feet are swollen to the size of watermelons.- Ssh!

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Master Hiccup, I realise that you are the dragon expert among us...

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- I wouldn't say THE dragon expert, I'd say...- Ssh!

0:18:21 > 0:18:26As I was saying, it appears to me that this island is occupied

0:18:26 > 0:18:30by a rather unfriendly pack of wild dragons.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33You're right, Johann, but it's worse than that.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Oh, ho-ho, you're full of good news, aren't you?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38- JOHANN GASPS - Give me that!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42HE WHIMPERS

0:18:42 > 0:18:46So this means we get to go rescue him, I suppose.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48It does. And thank you for volunteering.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50But it's not going to be easy.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52With you as captain, I know it won't.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Right, you see up there? Dragon sentries.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57They look like they're ready for anything.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59It's going to be really hard to get anywhere near Fishlegs.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04Well, I suppose the life of a Dragon Rider is shorter than most.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05I'll miss him dearly.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Good point, Johann. Let's get out of here.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09No, no, we're not going anywhere.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12I said it's going to be hard, not impossible.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17This is our last line of defence, Stormfly.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20If they make it this far, hopefully, these will take them out.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Mmm!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25TUFFNUT GRUNTS

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Ha-ha-ha!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Uh-oh!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31HE WHIMPERS

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Er...regardless of how this looks right now,

0:19:35 > 0:19:38I can assure you, I have a master plan for these balloons.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40I'm sure you do.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Um...but Astrid, just a little quick thing,

0:19:44 > 0:19:47can you bring me back down to earth before I fly into the sun?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54SQUAWK!

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Is it time?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58It's time.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00This is going to be a rough day, Stormfly.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Whatever we have to face, I'm glad we're facing it together.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Hey! What you got there?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Ta-da! Only the solution to all our problems.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I call Macey, but you can have any of the others,

0:20:13 > 0:20:16except maybe this sword and this axe.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Can't decide, huh? Yeah, I can understand that.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Tuff, these weapons are all for close combat.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25If we get to that point, there's two of us and we're done.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Oh! Well, no, I know that, but...

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Listen, we don't have time. Just do me one favour.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Fine, but...- The ballista on my roof, you know how to use it, right?

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Er...it's a massively-destructive weapon, isn't it?

0:20:35 > 0:20:39It is. So get up there and massively destroy things.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41But on my command, not before. Got it?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Got it! Come on, Macey.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57LAUGHTER

0:20:59 > 0:21:02You feel the air? That's fear.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Soon, it'll be death.