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0:00:03 > 0:00:04Let's go, bud!

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Yeah!- Whoo!- Wow!

0:00:22 > 0:00:26'They say two heads are better than one, which is often true.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29'But, four heads? Eh, that's a few heads too many.'

0:00:29 > 0:00:31How are we supposed to see up here?

0:00:32 > 0:00:35You're not. That's the whole point.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh... No, I still don't get it.

0:00:37 > 0:00:41When you two can't see, you have to trust Barf and Belch to see for you.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Like this.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Why does he always have to speak in riddles?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47I say we trust US.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Yeah, I'm with you, sister.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Barf, up.- Belch, down.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Whoa!

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Whoa!

0:00:58 > 0:01:01CRACKLING

0:01:03 > 0:01:08- Barf! Go for help! - Belch, get me down!

0:01:08 > 0:01:09HE WHISTLES

0:01:20 > 0:01:23It worked! I can't believe it actually worked!

0:01:23 > 0:01:24CRACKLING

0:01:27 > 0:01:29What was that hand thing you were doing?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31If you must know, I've been crafting

0:01:31 > 0:01:33some rudimentary hand signals for Meatlug,

0:01:33 > 0:01:35just in case we get separated.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37And, they seem to have been well received.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Hand signals? That's incredible, Fishlegs.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Yeah, I know!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43We need to start working on those right away.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Toothless, battle ready!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Toothless, plasma blast!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Good job, bud.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Smile.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Not bad.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Stormfly, spine shot!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Well, that's better than last time.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Hookfang, annihilate!

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Ahhh!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Bull's-eye.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Ohh...

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Meatlug, hug!

0:02:22 > 0:02:27Oh, that could actually be useful. Ruff, Tuff, your turn.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28- Belch, come.- Barf, go.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Grr!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Barf, sky!- Belch, ground!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Ha-ha, I win!- What do you think you're doing to my dragon?

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Your dragon? Puh-lease. You've been breathing in Barf's gas again.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Yeah? So?

0:02:44 > 0:02:49Guys! Guys! Barf and Belch is one dragon.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50You have to use one signal at a time.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Good idea. Barf, attack Tuffnut!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Ha, how was that?

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- I don't think it's what Hiccup... - Belch, eat Ruffnut!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Uh, ow?

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Tuff, come on!

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Whatever. Belch, drop Ruffnut.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Ugh... I can't work like this.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Ugh, it's completely unprofessional.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I'm taking my dragon and going home.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- You touch that dragon, and I'll... - You'll what?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20I... I don't know.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Don't rush me. Just... uh...

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'll tell you tomorrow.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Come on, Barf!

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Guys, come on. Stop, please. Leave the dragon out of it. It's over.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Oh, it's over. - Yeah, it's so over, it's under.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42What was that about?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Eh, they'll be back.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Agh... Suck in your gut, Stoick.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53It's sucked, Gobber. It doesn't suck any more than this.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Ahh...the ceremonial belt. Is it that time again?

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Yup, tomorrow's the annual treaty signing with the Berserker Tribe.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03They got to change that name.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05When your chief's "Osvald the Agreeable"

0:04:05 > 0:04:08and you haven't been to war in 50 years...

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Oh, please tell me he's not bringing that lunatic kid of his.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Dagur? Oh, he'll be here.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Oh, great. And, let me guess, I get to keep him from breaking things?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Actually, I have a more important job for you.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22You get hide all the dragons.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25From Osvald the Agreeable? Why?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Hiccup, just because we've had peace for 50 years

0:04:27 > 0:04:29doesn't mean they still can't go...

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- well...- Berserk?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Exactly. The dragons could be seen as a sign of aggression.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37"Better blissful than bloody", I always say.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40And the last thing we want is another Berserker skirmish.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42They tend to play for keeps.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Just hide the dragons, Son. Ugh!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Back in line! Back in line!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Everybody, in line! In line!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Is Dagur coming? He's so cool.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Cool?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Last time he was here he used me as a knife-throwing target.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05That guy should be locked up in a cage.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08That's what he did to me! He wouldn't let me eat for three days.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Ha-ha-ha! Then he force-fed you rotten cod heads. Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Thanks. I almost erased that from my memory.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Look out! Incoming Zippleback!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Where's Ruffnut and Tuffnut? Someone get that dragon!

0:05:22 > 0:05:23I'm on it!

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Snotlout, you need two riders! Fishlegs, get in there!

0:05:33 > 0:05:36I'm not sure this is really the best idea... Whoa!

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I don't feel so good.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43It's the gas. Just try not to breathe any in.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Yeah, that ship has sailed.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Uh, hey! Somebody tell me how to work this thing!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Whatever you do, Snotlout, don't spark...

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Ha-ha.- OK, now I feel worse.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Then, if I were you, I would not think about that rotten cod head

0:05:59 > 0:06:01sliding down your throat.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Huh, huh...BLEUURGH!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Oh, that is disgusting!

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Wait here. I need to find the twins to get that Zippleback under control,

0:06:12 > 0:06:13before the Berserkers...

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- HORN BLOWS - ..Are here.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Great(!) Just great(!)

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Uh, hey, Dad, there's something...

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Not now, Son. Osvald is here.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Presenting the high chief of the Berserker Tribe.

0:06:32 > 0:06:38Cracker of skulls, slayer of beasts, the great and fearsome...

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Osvald the Agreeable?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Dagur, the Deranged!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Dagur?- Deranged?

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Oh, no.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Dagur, where's your father?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54My father has been "retired".

0:06:54 > 0:06:57HE GIGGLES

0:06:57 > 0:07:00So, where are you hiding them, Stoick?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Hiding what, Dagur?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Do I look stupid to you?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Trick question. Don't answer it.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08We both know what's going on here.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I have it on excellent authority

0:07:10 > 0:07:13that you're amassing an army of dragons.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16"Excellent authority"? And who would that be, Dagur?

0:07:16 > 0:07:21Never mind. Just know that if I find it to be true,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23then my armada will attack

0:07:23 > 0:07:27with the force of 50,000 brave Berserker soldiers.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Stand down, Dagur. There won't be any need for the armada.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Now, let's get to the treaty.

0:07:33 > 0:07:38Yes, let's. According to the treaty, my visit starts with a tour of Berk,

0:07:38 > 0:07:41the armoury, the feast in the great hall...

0:07:41 > 0:07:42the killing arena.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46You do still kill dragons here, hmm?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Your father never found the tour necessary.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52As you can see, I'm not my father, am I?!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Not in front of the armada.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is really bad.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- I have to find that Zippleback. - Hiccup, we have a problem.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Oh, yeah, you're telling me. Dagur's the new Berserker chief.- What?!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Yeah, his father "retired". And, he thinks we're hiding dragons.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Well, we kind of are.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19- Which brings us to our next problem.- Huh?

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Barf? Belch? Here?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24DRAGON ROARS

0:08:28 > 0:08:32And, we're walking, walking. Here, we have our food storage.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35It's where we, well...

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh, let me guess, store your food?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41No wonder they made him chief.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Barf, Belch, come back here!

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Bo-r-r-ing! I want to see the dragon-killing things!

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Follow me.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Where did it go?- I have no idea.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Uh, you keep looking and I'll go warn my dad.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Oh, you want some of this, Gronckle?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05He's really got a handle on that whole "deranged" thing.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07DAGUR CACKLES

0:09:07 > 0:09:10I'm about to make him eat this sword.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Why don't we see to signing that treaty now?

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Sounds like my father. "Sign the treaty, Dagur!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20"Leave that chicken alone, Dagur! Put down that axe, Dagur!"

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Your father is a great man.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24And, I'll not have you disrespect him.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27My father was...a coward.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30I intend to return the Berserkers to their former glory.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Something he was incapable of doing.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Zippleback.- I knew it! Where is it?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Ooh, ooh, let me kill it! Let me kill it!- Ha-ha...

0:09:40 > 0:09:43He's joking, Dagur. That Stoick, always the prankster.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Tell me, Dagur, what are some of your "deranged" plans

0:09:46 > 0:09:49for the Berserker Tribe?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52(Barf? Belch?)

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Guys, you can't be here! Oh, come on, what did they do?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58OK... Think like Ruffnut and Tuffnut.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59I can't believe I just said that.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Barf, Belch, sky!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Nice weapons...very clean.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06No bloodstains. Pity.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Ah, Hiccup. There you are.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16Dagur! I was just thinking about you.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Hey, remember that time we went swimming and you tried to drown me?

0:10:20 > 0:10:25Ho-ho-ho-ha-ha-ha...

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Oh, the laughs we had. Bored again!

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Just a moment. Something is going on here.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35- I can explain.- Where is it?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Look, it's just one dra... - Your leg.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Never mind. I heard all about it.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- You heard all about what? - You. The Red Death.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Defeated it all on your own...

0:10:48 > 0:10:51What? Me? Look at me.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53How is that even possible?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Right? That's what I thought, too.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58But then, I heard about the trained dragons and it got me,

0:10:58 > 0:11:00well, kind of tingly.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Trained dragons?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05I don't even... How, how would you train a dragon?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I don't know. How would you?

0:11:10 > 0:11:11All right, then. Who's hungry?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14It's this way, Dagur.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19DRAGON ROARS

0:11:22 > 0:11:24R-r-rar! Err!

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Oh, boy, am I hungry!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29I said THIS way, Dagur.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Get that dragon out of here.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39We need the twins.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45What are you guys doing here?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Hey, Tuffnut. Feel like talking?

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Um, can you come down? - Whatever.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Whoa. Yeah. I love that part.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Look, about Barf and Belch...

0:11:56 > 0:12:00We need you and Ruffnut to help us get your dragon under control.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Uh, uh, uh. No! No, thank you.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05I am officially out of the dragon business.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08And the sister business And the dragon and sister business.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10The drag-ister-ness...

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- What's going on with you two? - Simple.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15- You know what this is? - A spoon?

0:12:15 > 0:12:19No, it's our spoon. Just like this is our dish. And our axe.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23And our well-groomed stuffed yak. Everything is OURS.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24I'm sick of OURS.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Just once, I want something to be just mine.

0:12:27 > 0:12:32Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go pack up my half of the yak.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Go? Where?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37I don't know. To my dark, soggy, alone place.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40NOT to cry. This house...

0:12:40 > 0:12:42it has too many memories...

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Tuff!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Dark, soggy, alone place? Ugh...

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Yeah, I really don't want to know.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55THEY MURMUR

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Did you get that Zippleback under control?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00We're working on it.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- A toast!- To your father!

0:13:02 > 0:13:03- To Osvald!- To Osvald!

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Fine, whatever...to Osvald, to Osvald, to Osvald,

0:13:07 > 0:13:09bladdity-bladdity-blah!

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Well, on that cheery note, shall we sign the treaty

0:13:12 > 0:13:13and send you on your way?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Great idea. Let's sign that treaty.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Bring us the dragon's blood.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Uh, did you say, "dragon's blood?"

0:13:23 > 0:13:25He-he... Don't be ridiculous, Dagur.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28I mean, your father and I haven't signed the treaty

0:13:28 > 0:13:29in dragon's blood for years.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Why would that be a problem, Stoick?

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Unless, of course, you don't kill dragons any more.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40We still kill dragons!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42The problem is, we've killed so many,

0:13:42 > 0:13:45there isn't a dragon within 200 miles of here.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46DOOR CRASHES

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Except that one.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55The Zippleback. It's a sign!

0:13:55 > 0:13:58A head for each chief... Ha-ha-ha!

0:13:58 > 0:14:01It's going to be amazing!

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Kill, kill, kill!

0:14:02 > 0:14:04EXCITED SHOUTING

0:14:04 > 0:14:08You need to find that Zippleback before he does.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Hiccup, you heard Tuffnut.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16He went to his dark, soggy, alone place. That could be anywhere.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Not really. That could only be one place.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- What?- Why didn't you say something?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Why didn't you ask?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Snotlout, we've been looking for them all day!- And...?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29And, if you don't tell us right now,

0:14:29 > 0:14:30I'm going to throw you off that dragon!

0:14:30 > 0:14:33No need to get violent. He's probably at the Lost Cavern.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Astrid, you and Snotlout take the south entrance of the cavern.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Fishlegs and I will take the north.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Let's go!

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Ugh.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50All right, bud. Do your thing.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Search!

0:14:58 > 0:15:04Pretty dark in here. If you need to hold my hand, Astrid, it's OK.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Sure, Snotlout.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Ooh, soft as I thought it would be.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Eww!

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Tuffnut?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Oh, you guys again. Would you quit following me?!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Ruffnut!

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Would you quit following me?!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Did you guys hear that?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Duh, it's called an echo!

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Toothless, plasma blast!

0:15:43 > 0:15:47- What are YOU doing in my soggy place?- This is my soggy place!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49And, I'm not sharing it with you!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Listen, we need to get you guys to your dragon.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- It's important. - Barf and Belch are in real trouble.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57I'll go. But NOT with her.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00I'm not going anywhere with her either.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yeah. Wait, what?

0:16:02 > 0:16:05No, you don't understand. You both have to go!

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Guys, listen, like it or not, you're connected to each other.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15And the two of you are connected to that dragon.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Just like me with Toothless. - And, me with Stormfly.- Us, too.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24We can get you another spoon, another dish, another stuffed yak.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27What we can't get you is another Barf and Belch.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Eh...

0:16:31 > 0:16:33You think they got any of that?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Fine.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38THEY SPIT

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- They got it. - OK, let's go. We're out of time.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44So, why is this so important anyway?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47The Berserkers and hunting down your dragon to use its blood for ink!

0:16:49 > 0:16:52What? Is that not what's happening?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02There they are! We've got to get you guys down there.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06No!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10What are you doing here? We have to get our dragon.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12We can't afford to be spotted by the Berserkers.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22How dare you?

0:17:22 > 0:17:24How dare you!

0:17:24 > 0:17:27We're supposed to slay this dragon together

0:17:27 > 0:17:28and that's what we'll do.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31In the arena, where dragon-killing is done.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35To the arena!

0:17:42 > 0:17:46The chief's not going to let them kill our dragon, is he?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49He won't have a choice, unless we can figure out a plan.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52I have a plan. One word - annihilate!

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Uh! Hookfang!

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Or, not.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Actually, that could work.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03According to the treaty, the killing of the dragon must be...

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Bored! I want the head on the right!

0:18:07 > 0:18:09I'm putting a stop to this.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11If it means war, it means war.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Help!

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Dragon attack! - The dragons are attacking!

0:18:25 > 0:18:29Run for your lives! We've got to get out of here!

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- What is going on?! - Gobber... Dragon attack!

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Ohh... Dragon attack! Everyone out of here!

0:18:48 > 0:18:51We must protect our honoured guests!

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Run if you want, but Dagur the Deranged will not retreat!

0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Barf, gas.- Belch, spark.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21A Night Fury. They DO exist.

0:19:21 > 0:19:26Back, you...fiend, you! You'll not harm my friend...Dagur.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Please, Dagur, save yourself!

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Ah! You owe it to your people!

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Berserkers! To the boats!

0:19:46 > 0:19:48What about the treaty?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Consider it signed!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Well done, Hiccup.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07I doubt we'll be seeing much more of Dagur the Deranged.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Let's hope not.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13'I used to think that four heads was a little crazy.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15'And I wasn't wrong.'

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I still think Dagur's pretty cool.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24'But I'll still take crazy over berserk, any day of the week.'