Viking for Hire

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Let's go, bud.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Wow!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Everybody needs a place in the world.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Some people are born to theirs.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29- CAPTAIN:- Raise the mainsail. - SAILOR:- Aye!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31- Turn her towards starboard. - Aye, aye, sir.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Some people discover theirs.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44And some people...make a place for themselves.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45GOBBER: Grab a weapon.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46No time to be choosy.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51DRAGON ROARS

0:01:01 > 0:01:04But then the world around them changes.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06And the place they made is gone.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10HE SIGHS

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Every dragon has its own unique abilities

0:01:22 > 0:01:25that give it its special place in the world.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Which dragon makes the best welding torch?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Oh, Deadly Matter.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Its magnesium flame burns with the heat of the sun.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Correct! Point to Team Astrid.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Score is now 100 to 10.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37And you started with 10.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, yeah? Well, the game's not over.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Wait, what team am I on?

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Next question - what is the shot limit of a Hideous Zippleback?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Team Snotlout?- I don't think they can count that high.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Oh, really? Let's find out.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Barf?

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Looks like it's about three.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Told you we could count that high.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- It's six. You were half right - five points.- Yes!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05We're up to 30.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07All right, it's our turn.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11What happens when you shoot fire at the owner of a Deadly Nadder?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12SHE WHISTLES

0:02:15 > 0:02:17No fair, she didn't give us time to answer.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21I've got a question, what happens when I set Hookfang on you?

0:02:21 > 0:02:22OK, guys, that's enough training.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25So, we did some really good work here today.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Prepare to face the Monstrous Nightmare!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33DRAGON ROARS

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Aargh! That's the third time this week.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Ah!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Gather around. Come on, one and all.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46You may think these dragon-killing weapons have no more use.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48But think again.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52This longsword is now a lovely butter knife.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57It's also great for making breadcrumbs.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59PLATE SMASHES

0:03:00 > 0:03:01MAN CLEARS THROAT

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Moving on.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Huh! Well, this is a dark day.

0:03:08 > 0:03:13A great dragon-slayer peddling his weapons as kitchen utensils.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Mm. HE TUTS

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Up next, how about this... - FLY BUZZES

0:03:19 > 0:03:21..handy flyswatter.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Hiyah!

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Ah-ha.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Also good for getting rid of unwanted tables.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28FLY BUZZES

0:03:29 > 0:03:34Now, how are you going to protect yourself from home invaders?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37No problem when you have Big Bertha.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38EXPLOSION

0:03:38 > 0:03:40CROWD GASPS

0:03:45 > 0:03:46HE TUTS

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Wait, there's more! Come back, you haven't seen everything yet.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52I haven't cleaned out my dungeon yet.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59That's OK, Bertha.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00We'll find a place for you.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Oh, it's hard to watch.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Especially for you, eh, Hiccup?

0:04:08 > 0:04:12The feelings of guilt must be tearing at your insides.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14I mean, you put him out of business

0:04:14 > 0:04:17with your little peace pact with the dragons.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20YOU ruined his life! Bravo.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Oh.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31You know, Gobber made this for me.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35He taught me everything I needed to know to make your tail.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37I've got to find some way to help him.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38TOOTHLESS PURRS

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Tough day at chiefing, Dad?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I was all over the island.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I married the Svensson girl to the Odergard boy at dawn.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Then down to the fields where some kids were tipping over yaks.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Then back up to the newlyweds to settle a domestic dispute.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I guess that honeymoon is over.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02HE SIGHS

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Sometimes I wish there were two of me.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07There ARE two of you!

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Is that another crack about my weight?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11No, I mean Gobber. He can be the other you.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16Gobber? Oh, he's way too busy making all those dragon-killing...

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Well, he used to be...

0:05:17 > 0:05:19until you... Which is great!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Except for Gobber.- Exactly my point.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25You know, that's actually not such a bad idea.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26I could use a right hand.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Which works out great cos that's kind of the only one he has.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I greatly appreciate you helping me out, Gobber.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38I'm just glad I could find time in my busy schedule, Stoick.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I've got a full day ahead of me.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Here's your half.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Oh, this will be interesting.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Now remember, some of these situations are delicate.

0:05:46 > 0:05:51- They require diplomacy. - Oh, no problem, I'm great at...

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- that.- Really? You?!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57You can speak to people with tact and sensitivity?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, I thought it meant clubbing people on the head

0:05:59 > 0:06:03and asking questions later, but I can give your thing a shot.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Whosoever brings this child forth...

0:06:09 > 0:06:13as a representative of the Chief, I welcome this baby into the tribe

0:06:13 > 0:06:16and pronounce the name to be...

0:06:16 > 0:06:18MAN WHISPERS

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Eurgh. Hildegard?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Doesn't seem like a Hildegard to me.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Let's go with Magnus. - But she's a girl, Gobber.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Don't worry - she's not going to look like one.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Magnus it is! - BABY COOS

0:06:29 > 0:06:35- And please accept this teething toy on behalf of Stoick the Vast.- No!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Bucket says you never paid him for the sheep.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I never bought a sheep.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41SHEEP BAAS

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Who's that? A little woman?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Oh, Mulch, you're cheating me now.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Clearly there's only one way to settle this...

0:06:55 > 0:06:57SOUNDS OF BATTLE

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Diplomacy? Check.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01All right, what's next?

0:07:07 > 0:07:11I know the conventional thinking when repairing a ship is wood.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16But, if you ask me, there is nothing like a good old slab of iron.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Ha! Nothing's getting through this.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Gobber, what do you think you're doing?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Just checking another item off the list.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36And adding an item for later.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39"Recover sunken ship."

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Same time tomorrow?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43BABY CRIES

0:07:44 > 0:07:46HE SIGHS

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Here you go, Dad.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Wow, a two-block headache.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54You know, Dad, I think you're being a wee bit rough on Gobber.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58It was his first day. Tomorrow will be way better.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Oh, it will be for me, because it won't involve Gobber.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04What do you mean?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07I tried to fit a square peg in a round hole and it sunk a ship

0:08:07 > 0:08:09and named a baby girl "Magnus".

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I'm not saying she didn't look like a Magnus,

0:08:12 > 0:08:13but try telling that to her parents.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15I can't believe you let him go.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Well, we've got to help him.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18WE don't have to do anything.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20You, on the other hand,

0:08:20 > 0:08:23are going to be very busy finding a job for Gobber.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27You're bringing Gobber here?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29He's going to be great.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Nobody knows dragons like old Gobber.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34He has spent a lifetime, you know...

0:08:34 > 0:08:36studying them.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40If we can tap into that, we'll all be better dragon trainers.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I'm back! Did you miss me?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46First of all, welcome.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49And second, tiny question,

0:08:49 > 0:08:52why did you bring your, you know...

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Killing things?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00School's in session.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Eh, I didn't like school either.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20What's wrong with you guys?

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Oh, we've been riding our dragons for four hours.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28It took for ever to chase them down after Gobber scared them away.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31I've flown for hours on Toothless and I've never had a problem.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34That's because YOU have a saddle.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Saddles!- Saddles?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39I love it! I've got so many ideas.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42But not like these. Good ones.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43I'm glad you're excited,

0:09:43 > 0:09:47but I still think there are some things in my designs you could use.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49I mean, you did teach me everything I know.

0:09:49 > 0:09:54Exactly. That's why you should let Gobber do what Gobber does best.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I've been making saddles since you were in diapers.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59In fact, I made your diapers.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02I know you know what you're doing, but keep in mind,

0:10:02 > 0:10:06every dragon is different, so you need to adjust the...

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Hiccup. Hiccup. - But I just think...- Hic-cup!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12I may have taught you everything you know

0:10:12 > 0:10:15but I haven't taught you everything I know!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17HE SIGHS

0:10:17 > 0:10:19# I've got my axe and I've got my mace

0:10:19 > 0:10:21# And I love my wife with the ugly face

0:10:21 > 0:10:23# I'm a Viking through and through... #

0:10:25 > 0:10:29He doesn't sing that song unless he's actually very happy.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31I think we did a good thing.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41All right, this is an exciting day for all of us.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Gobber has been working hard to...

0:10:43 > 0:10:46I think they might want to hear from the artist himself.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I've made a lot of saddles in my day.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Horse, donkey and now dragon.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53But these saddles are special.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55They're like my children.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58That is, if you strap your child to a flaming reptile and rode it.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00So, without further ado...

0:11:00 > 0:11:02ALL: Wow!

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Wow, Gobber, this is certainly NOT what I imagined.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10How could it be? I'm Gobber.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Nobody knows what it's like to live in here.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Is that...?- Yeah, flame-thrower.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Didn't see that one coming, did you?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Uh, no, not for dragons.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26They come with one built in, actually.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30I know but can you ever really have too much firepower?

0:11:30 > 0:11:31DRAGON SPLUTTERS

0:11:36 > 0:11:38DRAGONS GROAN

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Eh, catapults for the twins?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Not such a good idea.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46You can do it, girl. Think, "Light."

0:11:46 > 0:11:51Oh, come on, you can't tell me my saddle is heavier than Fishlegs.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53My mum says I'm just husky.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Come on, Hookfang.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02What's wrong with you?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04That's it! Someone's trading with me.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09Yeah, sure, I'll trade my perfect dragon for an angry oven.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11This saddle's actually pretty good.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Wait till you try the horn.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17HORN BLASTS

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Really? Again?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22So, anyway, I-I think we're really going to need to make a few...

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Changes! I'm way ahead of you.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I've got so many ideas.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29It's getting crowded up here.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Ha-ha-ha!

0:12:36 > 0:12:37TOOTHLESS GRUMBLES

0:12:37 > 0:12:42My Odin, this place looked better when we were killing dragons here.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Yeah, we sort of got Gobbered.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Well, you know Gobber.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49He means well, he doesn't always DO well.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51So, what are you going to do about him?

0:12:51 > 0:12:54I'm going to clean up his messes and re-do his work.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Look, Gobber's like family.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59I know he is. That's why I can't say anything to him.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02No, son, that's why you have to.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04It's not fair to you and it's not fair to Gobber.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Why do I have to say something to him?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09You didn't. You just passed him off to me.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12That's what the Chief does - he delegates.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Look, I gave you this academy because it's the best thing for Berk.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Now you have to do what's best for the academy.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23And I'm sorry, son, but what's best is very rarely what's easy.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25TOOTHLESS GROANS

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- What about him?- Leave him. He's going for a record.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Enough said. HE SNORES

0:13:37 > 0:13:41Hey, you never know, bud. Maybe Gobber finally looked at my plans

0:13:41 > 0:13:44and is actually making the saddles better.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45EXPLOSION RUMBLES

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Or not.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Gobber? Don't shoot.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51I would never shoot you, Hiccup.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Ha-ha, yeah.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Still, if you could please put the crossbow down,

0:13:55 > 0:13:58I know I'd feel better.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59You know, about the weapons...

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Maybe the catapults were a bit much for some of the dragons yesterday.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05So I've gone a different way.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- I've gotten rid of the two big ones. - Gobber, that's great.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11And replaced them with six little ones.

0:14:11 > 0:14:16Yeah, um... Gobber, we need to talk.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20I think it might be time for you to take a little break.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21In case you hadn't noticed,

0:14:21 > 0:14:24the only time a Viking takes a break is to die.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Maybe "break" is the wrong word.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31What I mean is, I'm not sure things are working out.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Well, get back to me when you're sure.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36OK, I'm sure.

0:14:38 > 0:14:43Gobber, I'm going to need to take you off the saddle project.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Are you getting rid of me, Hiccup?

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Now I see why you had me put down the crossbow.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53It's just the saddles.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55We'll find something else for you.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57I don't need your pity.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01I've lost an arm and a leg. I think I'll survive losing a job.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04I'm really sorry, Gobber.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Oh, that was awful.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16I don't know what could be worse than that.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18SCREAMING DRAGONS ROARING

0:15:18 > 0:15:20OK, looks like I'm about to find out.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24I never...thought...

0:15:24 > 0:15:27I'd say this...but, Hiccup...

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Help!

0:15:29 > 0:15:30HOOKFANG ROARS

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Everybody, back the way.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44The dragon's out of control. It's not safe here.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I don't know what happened. I was just rubbing his head.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51He usually loves that, but this time he went crazy.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53My dragon hates me!

0:15:53 > 0:15:55HOOKFANG ROARS

0:16:00 > 0:16:04They do say a pet starts to take on the characteristics of its owner.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- I think that's what's happening here.- Hey!

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Yeah, I rest my case.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- When was the last time he ate? - Not for days.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15You hungry, boy?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19HOOKFANG SNIFFS

0:16:20 > 0:16:22HE CHOMPS

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Oh, sorry, Dad.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29We've got to bring this dragon under control.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Don't worry. I can do this.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- HOOKFANG ROARS MENACINGLY - There you go.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36It's going to be OK.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40Hiccup, run!

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Way ahead of you.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47TOOTHLESS GROWLS

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Toothless!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Stop!

0:16:55 > 0:16:57I've seen enough, Hiccup.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00I'm sorry. We tried it your way.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Gobber, we need you.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05No, you don't.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Nobody needs me.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Nobody needs any of us.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Not even you, Bertha. - HE SNIFFS

0:17:11 > 0:17:15- Are you crying? - Course not. Just chopping onions.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- There are no onions.- Not any more.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Look what I used to chop them with.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22There's a dragon in the plaza that's out of control.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Then why don't you call Hiccup?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27No, Gobber, we need you.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Come on, guys, hurry up - think.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37What haven't we tried?

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Snotlout, you have an idea?- Gobber!

0:17:43 > 0:17:48Stand back. I came here to do what I do best.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51- He's going to kill my dragon. - No, he's not.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55- Er, yeah he is.- You don't use that stuff to butter toast.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Well, I mean we would, but you don't.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Dad, you can't be serious, Hookfang is Snotlout's dragon.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I'm sorry, Hiccup, but sometimes you have to fall back on the old ways.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- But he's a good dragon. - He's a good dragon!

0:18:07 > 0:18:09There's probably just something wrong with him.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12There's definitely something wrong with him.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15We have to try to help him. We can't just get rid of him

0:18:15 > 0:18:17because he's having a bad day.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Bad day for a dragon can be a disaster for us -

0:18:20 > 0:18:22that's not a risk I'm willing to take.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Gobber...

0:18:26 > 0:18:28HOOKFANG ROARS

0:18:33 > 0:18:35HOOKFANG WHEEZES

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Ha! You're all out of fire!

0:18:39 > 0:18:41I can't let you do this.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44There's no choice - it has to be done.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Do you see that?- I do.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Time to put this beast out of its misery.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Hiccup, what are you doing?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03HOOKFANG ROARS

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Oh, you didn't kill him!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16For a toothache?

0:19:16 > 0:19:17What kind of lunatic are you?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25SNOTLOUT GIGGLES

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Stop it! Stop it!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30I don't know where THAT came from.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Can you train that out of him, or...?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Thank you, Gobber.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36A bad tooth. I can't believe I didn't think of that.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38That's because you're not Gobber.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42I've forgotten more about dragons than most men will ever know.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Well, better go put the girls away.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Gobber! Not so fast.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54When the world around you changes,

0:19:54 > 0:19:57the good men find a way to change with it.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02And Gobber is one of those good men.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03In fact...

0:20:03 > 0:20:05he's one of the best.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08# I've got my axe and I've got my mace

0:20:08 > 0:20:10# And I love my wife with the ugly face

0:20:10 > 0:20:13# I'm a Viking through and through... #

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