0:00:02 > 0:00:03# We've got a television show of our own
0:00:03 > 0:00:07# Making stuff that's been designed by you lot at home
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Building your inventions the best that we can
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Mostly out of rubbish from the back of our van
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# We've even got a title that'll grab your attention
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# All together now
0:00:18 > 0:00:22# Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions. #
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- Well, who'd have thought it, Oucho? Another series.- Ha ha!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27I expect the boss misheard
0:00:27 > 0:00:31- and didn't realise what she was agreeing to.- Ha ha! Ah, di!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Seymour Scandal Investigates.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39- Oh, I love Seymour Scandal.- Di.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Brilliant. He's back on the TV, investigating scandals.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Him der nerdee! - Yes, he's so nasty, isn't he?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48But fair. He only investigates people who deserve it.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Who's he investigating this week? Which evil villain?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54'This week, Seymour Scandal is asking,
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- 'are Ed and Oucho science fakes?'- What?!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Seymour Scandal's investigating us? - Oh, no!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Oh, no, no, this is terrible. Cos if he investigates us,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07he'll find out we know nothing about science and get help.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08The Big, Big Cheese will find out,
0:01:08 > 0:01:11we'll lose our jobs and we'll be ruined.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13OK, Oucho, there's only one thing to do.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Ee evlaboof!- Yes, eat everything.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20No. Not eat everything. No, we've got to find a really easy invention.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22So we look like we know about science,
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- but it requires no science at all? - Di.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25KNOCK AT DOOR
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Oh, I wonder who this could be at this inopportune moment.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Hellos?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33It's you! It's Seymour.
0:01:33 > 0:01:39Ed and Oucho, isn't it true that you only choose really easy inventions,
0:01:39 > 0:01:43and you don't actually know anything about science?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- No.- No, no, no.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47We don't choose easy inventions.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Just now, actually, we chose... We chose this.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56It's... It's called the, erm, the Bubble Bobbin Robin.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Oh, di, di.- It's a hovering craft that hovers over land and water
0:01:59 > 0:02:02and it blows bubbles and shoots gunge at your friends.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04It's from Parysa in Batley.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06You mean, a hovercraft?
0:02:06 > 0:02:07- Er, yes.- Di.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13You're going to make one of the most complicated vehicles in the world?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- Yes.- This I have got to see!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Yeah, well you will see it actually.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Di.- Because we love hovering and craft work.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Crah bler.- So go away!- Di, go!
0:02:26 > 0:02:32- Go on, get out, Mr Scandal, if that really is your name.- Di.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Now, this is going to be great.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I secretly spoke to Parysa's mum and found out
0:02:40 > 0:02:43that on Tuesdays she practises street dance after school.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46So, we're just going to dance into her house and amaze her
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- while she's practising her own dance moves.- Oh, Eh, milaw lars flunks.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53No, we do not look like fools. I spoke to Sam and Mark.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56This is what people wear when they're doing street-dance classes.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Those guys know cool. Just follow my moves.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:03:01 > 0:03:04What do you mean, you don't have any moves? Copy what I do.
0:03:04 > 0:03:10I'm a hip-hoppin', body-poppin'... man, yeah? Just do as I do.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Hi, Ed. Hi, Oucho.- Hello.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Ow! Ch-ch, hey!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Oh, no dancing, why no dancing?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Because I'm practising my violin.
0:03:24 > 0:03:29No, no, no. This is Tuesday, you practise street dance on a Tuesday.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Actually, today's Wednesday. I practise my violin on Wednesdays.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Oh, no.- No, today is Tuesday, definitely Tuesday.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38There's a very easy way of verifying that. Just take him there.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40We'll soon see who's right.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Oh, no!- Oh, it's Wednesday.- Flunk.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Could I come into your house and hide from the entire world?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Come in.- You don't want to see me do the robot, do you?
0:03:50 > 0:03:51- Erm, no.- Flunk.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Oh, Oucho likes your house. - Oh, thanks.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:03:59 > 0:04:00- No, we can't live here.- Oh.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Anyway, let's get on with the science, which we love!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Oh, science!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10So, if you can just put on this Brainstormer helmet. Lovely.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16And tell us why you want to invent the Bubble Bobbin Robin.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I want to invent the Bubble Bobbin Robin,
0:04:25 > 0:04:29a vehicle that hovers over land and water.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I'd like it to have a bubble machine on it to make bubbles,
0:04:34 > 0:04:36a cup-holder to hold my lemonade,
0:04:36 > 0:04:40and a gunge squirter to squirt all my friends with.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Well, that all sounds very doable.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Di.- There's just a few things we need to ask you about it, though.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49You say you want it to hover, where would you like it to go?
0:04:49 > 0:04:54- Out to sea?- Erm, no, how about the nearby lake?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56That's probably more sensible.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Oh, here's an important question.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Is your mum planning on making any cake any time soon?
0:05:01 > 0:05:02I don't know, I'll go ask her.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05# Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions. #
0:05:06 > 0:05:09We better start this hovercraft before Seymour comes back.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Think, Oucho. What exactly is hovering?
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Hmm.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:05:17 > 0:05:19What Shirley does sometimes?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- No, that's hoovering. Hovering!- Oh.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Hey, you two. Relax.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30To make something hover, you need a cushion of air.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Oh, it's Benson, the goldfish. - Oh, hellos, Bensa.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34What did you say?
0:05:34 > 0:05:39I said, a cushion of air. Look.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44If you place a large fan under a vehicle face down,
0:05:44 > 0:05:48it forces many air molecules below.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51A big fan under the vehicle.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Yeah, man. Dat's what I said.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Everything is made of molecules, you know.
0:05:57 > 0:06:04The air molecules being forced down create an area of high-pressure air.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05And high pressure's good?
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Oh, yes. Look.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15As the air molecules try to spread out, they push upwards,
0:06:15 > 0:06:21downwards and side to side, making a cushion of air.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- A cushion of air.- A cushion of air?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Yeah. That's what you said, Benson, a cushion of air.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30What are you talking about, man?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Fish don't use cushions.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Try and remember, Benson, try and remember!- Who are you, man?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37That's the problem with goldfish.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- They've got a memory like a... Well, a goldfish.- True.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43But we did find out that we need a large fan.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Di.- Now, where are we going to get a large fan?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Dan the Fan Man has fans in his van?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Di.- Where's Dan the Fan Man's van?
0:06:52 > 0:06:53OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Oh, right. Oh.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Let's go and see if Dan the Fan Man's got any fans in his van.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59- Di.- Good plan.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05This will be one in the eye for stupid Seymour,
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- the stupid investigator of stupid things.- Di.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08By the time he gets back,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11we'll have built this hovercraft and sailed to China.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Oh, so it's stupid Seymour the stupid, is it?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17I've not been called that since secondary school.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22So, Ed Petrie, or as your colleagues at the BBC like to call you,
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Peepee Petrie.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26That's outrageous and untrue, and only happens sometimes.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Oh, I know a lot of scandal about you.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Because, unlike you, I'm good at my job and that is why people love me.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38All I have to do is prove you can't make the Bubble Bobbin Robin
0:07:38 > 0:07:42and that'll be the end of you and your ugly little cactus.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- Oh, really? Well, I can make the Bubble Bobbin Robin.- Di.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49So, nuts to you and your ugly little cactus.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51I haven't got a cactus.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Yeah? Well, you can shut up, then.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59- Di.- Look over there, a miracle wart cream store! Quick, let's scarper.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Oh!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12In your face, Seymour stupid face.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Di.- It's done. - Oh, eh, dom so losserly!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18It looks lovely, doesn't it? Parysa!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Hi, Ed. Hi, Oucho. Have you built my Bubble Bobbin Robin?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Yeah, sure have. It's fantastic and it totally works.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Do you want to see it?- Yeah.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Ta dah! This is it.- Wow.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Doesn't look like a robin,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36and it doesn't have a cup-holder or a gunge-squirter.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Well, I can stick those things on later.- Di, di, di.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45- What are these?- These are some pictures of famous Robins I found.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46I can get rid of them.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN - Yeah, hop on.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Di.- It doesn't look very safe.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51It's totally safe, isn't it?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN - Yeah, very safe indeed.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Get on and I'll start the rotating blades.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- How am I supposed to...? - Just get on.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Geh on!- Is there any...?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02OUCHO SHOUTS IN CACTINIAN
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- A bit better than that. Just get on it better.- I can't, it's...
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Tell you what, I'll start the fans, and then you can get on it.- Di.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Oh!- What? The fan was meant to create a cushion of air.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Ah!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Seymour!- Well!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Well, well, well!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Well?- Ye, wha?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30So, Ed Petrie, what happened to your Bubble Bobbin Robin?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Why did it break and fall over?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Could it be you're an idiot who knows nothing about science?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38This isn't a Bubble Bobbin Robin.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Is it, Parysa?- No.- Is it, Oucho?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Di... No, no. No.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Did you think that was my Bubble Bobbin Robin?
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Cos you're the idiot if you thought that.- Di, a losserly irias.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55We can only imagine why Ed Petrie and his lying sidekick
0:09:55 > 0:10:00would force an innocent young girl onto a broken and unstable platform.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Are these really the sorts of people we want our children to learn from?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Seymour Scandal continues to investigate.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Yeah, after he's finished investigating his warts.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13How were you going to make a hovercraft without a curtain?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17A curtain? I mean, a curtain! Yeah, we know all about curtains.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- We've got a curtain.- You have?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Why did you get me to say that?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25You're fired.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33So, what went wrong?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40The fan was supposed to make a cushion of air, but it didn't work.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Why?- Well, Seymour said something about curtains.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Cushions, curtains...
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Are we building a hovercraft or furnishing a living room?- Ooh!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Maybe we should just find out more about cushions and curtains.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55But I don't know anything about cushions or curtains,
0:10:55 > 0:10:59or soft furnishings in general. It's all a bit girly for me.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Ah! Doola Darwie!- Danielle Darwin?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Di!- Oh yes, she's a girl, isn't she?
0:11:03 > 0:11:08- And she always did surprisingly well at school.- Ah, dem surs prurry.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Being pretty isn't important, mate.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- OUCHO SIGHS LONGINGLY - Come on, let's see Danielle Darwin.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Hi, Danielle.- Hello, babes. - Losserly.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Hello there, you little green freak of nature.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22We need to find out about cushions and curtains.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25They're not as good as handbags and footballs and puppies,
0:11:25 > 0:11:28but I do love soft furnishings. What you looking for, babes?
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- A cushion of air for a hovercraft. - You can't buy a cushion of air.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I wish you could, cos then I could put my head on it at night
0:11:35 > 0:11:37and in the morning, my hair would be perfect.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:11:39 > 0:11:44- He says you're always perfect. - Oh, thank you, you little weirdo.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- Anyway, how do we get hold of a cushion of air?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Well, you gotta make one with a fan.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50We tried to make a cushion of air with a fan
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- and it smashed to the ground.- Well, it would do, without a curtain.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Why do we need a curtain?
0:11:55 > 0:12:00Like, imagine, right, if this basket of sponges didn't have any sides.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- What'd happen?- All the sponges would fall out.- Exactly.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04That's what a curtain does.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09- Stops all the air molecules escaping out the sides.- OK.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- We'll take this curtain, please. - Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:13 > 0:12:17No, you can't use any old curtain. You gotta use a wind-proof one.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19You need to test different materials.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Well, can we have that cup-holder and bubble machine?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Yeah, whatever.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28And I don't suppose you've got a windproof testing machine?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Aw, no. We just sold the last one.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33But, you can have my old hairdryer, yeah?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Seeing as your little friend's so cute.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37OUCHO GIGGLES
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Just finished building the testing machine in there.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Oh, we need a hairdryer. Can you get that one off Oucho?- Yes.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50OUCHO GROWLS
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Ed, Oucho's growling at me. - Just take it off him.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54No, doo carm mabbles!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Why can't we have it?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Eh, too prooshar!- It's not precious.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- Eh smootos monure.- I don't care if it smells of Danielle.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Look, if we can't find a windproof material,
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- we can't build a hovercraft, can we?- Noss.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Then Seymour Scandal's going to make his TV programme
0:13:11 > 0:13:16- about how rubbish we are. Now, do you want Danielle to see that?- Noss.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Right, well dismantle this shrine to her. Give me that hairdryer.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- OK.- And this gold curtain.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- OK.- And this red velvet.- OK.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- And that £50 you hid in a banana skin.- OK.- Ha!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Just need a couple more things.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Well, I found this.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Oh, what's that?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37It looks like the inner tube to a tractor tyre or something.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41That could be good, yeah. One more thing.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Oh, there's some net curtains in the van.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46You use nets for catching things, so maybe they'll catch air.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50I'm good. I'm a genius. I'm going to buy a hat with "genius" on it.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Where is Parysa? Parysa!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56- I'm here. Nice hat. - Oh, thank you very much.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Yes, it was the best £50 I've ever spent.- Meh.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Now, here's how the testing machine works.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06I'm going to put different materials in front of this hairdryer,
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- which Oucho's going to turn on and off.- Di.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11But we need to find out if air gets through the material.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- So that's what the feathers are for? - Yeah.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17I need you to get your face in front of the feathers to see if any move.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- But won't they all blow in my face? - Yeah.- Di.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24If you're going to be all "health and safety" about it,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26wear these goggles and a face mask, OK?
0:14:26 > 0:14:31- Right, everyone in position?- Di. - What setting is the hairdryer on?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Billi, billi, billi, billi hos.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Very, very hot.- And you want me to put my face next to it?- Di.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Put it down to the cool setting, will you? Are you happy now?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Yes, and you'll be pleased to know
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- that I don't have any feather allergies.- Ah, losserly.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Great. OK, let's get testing.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51First up, the net curtain.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- It's a curtain, that's what we're looking for.- Di.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Are there any left?- Just the one.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Just one?- Yeah.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05How windproof do you think this is?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Not very.- No.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Now, behold the gold curtain.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11OK, let's go.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- How are we doing? - There's a few left.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- So it's a bit better.- Yeah.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Time now for the posh red velvet.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27And now, Parysa will do her famous impression of a chicken.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Bawk-bawk-bawk!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- How did we do there?- A lot better.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- It was much better, wasn't it?- Di.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Maybe red velvet's the way to go.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- It's letting a bit of air in though, isn't it?- Yes.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:15:46 > 0:15:49It's the tractor inner tube. Let's see if it lets any air through.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- How we doing, Parysa?- Brilliant. Didn't let any air through.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- None at all?- No. - Di.- Great, we'll use this, then.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04We'll use the tractor inner tube for our hovercraft.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06It's made of rubber. Let's get building.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- And let's all wear hats!- Er, noss.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Look at this! It's got a windproof curtain,
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- a fan to divert air down into it so it hovers.- Di.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32And it's got a bubble machine. It's fantastic.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Except it doesn't have a gunge-squirter
0:16:35 > 0:16:37and it doesn't look like a robin.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40All right, Little Miss Picky. We'll put all those annoying bits,
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I mean, those essential bits, on later.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46The important thing's to get it hovering, isn't it? So hop on.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50This is the fan. It'll blow the air into the curtain to make it hover,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53and we've the bubble machines on the back.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Are you ready to go hovering?- Yeah! - Let's get hovering!
0:16:58 > 0:17:04- OK, that's the fan.- Di.- Watch this. Look, Parysa, look. Bubbles!- Wow!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- And it's hovering as well.- Yeah.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Let's take this outside to the water.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13It's not moving. It's hovering, but it's not moving.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- What?- It's not moving.- Oh.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Oh, look over there!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- It moved.- Di!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- You made it move! - I did not do that.- Yes, you did.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29All right, all right.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31If you want it to move...
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- we'll put some wheels on it.- Di.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37But how are they going to touch the ground if it's hovering?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Maybe you could have a non-moving Bubble Bobbin Robin?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43It's not really a Bubble Bobbin Robin if it doesn't move.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45At least, that's what Seymour will say.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Yeah, you're right.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52If we can't get this moving, then Seymour's going to find out
0:17:52 > 0:17:55and everyone will laugh at us and we'll lose our jobs.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Worst of all, your mum said she was going to make us some cake
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- and it never materialised. - Di, minah cakka.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- That's the biggest problem here. We needed cake.- Can't we just...?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- No, get us cake. Cake!- Cakka!
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Cake!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Oh, and here's another one.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Where's it going?
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Hooray! Good times.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17What's that divine smell?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20What you doing? You're not supposed to be playing Pop the Balloon.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23You're supposed to be working on the Bubble Bobbin Robin
0:18:23 > 0:18:25while I made a cake with my mum.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Yeah, we have been. - Oh, di.- We've been thinking.
0:18:28 > 0:18:33We should stop asking for advice from shop assistants and goldfish,
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- and ask a top scientist, one of the best in the world.- Donar Destrolos.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- No, not Dr Destruction.- Da?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41He's that evil man you met on holiday in Magaluf.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45- Heesa losserly mutty.- He's not a lovely man.- Losserly mutty!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47He wants to destroy the world.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Eh groh dandas.- Whether he's a great dancer or not is irrelevant.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Eh boolala sortie.- Yes, he's a brilliant scientist.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56He's also wanted by the police in 14 countries.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59He's always trying to build evil contraptions of doom.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I know he's the only top scientist we know.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05What would Seymour think
0:19:05 > 0:19:07if he found out I'd been ringing up an evil villain?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Well, don't worry. I'll call him.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18PHONE BEEPS
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Hello? Dr Destruction, deliverer of doom!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- He sounds really scary.- I told you.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Hello, Dr Destruction. It's Ed Petrie here, a friend of Oucho's.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Who?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:19:36 > 0:19:39You won a dance competition with him in Magaluf?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Ah, yes! Oucho. I remember.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Magaluf, Magaluf!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48You see, we're trying to build this machine
0:19:48 > 0:19:50called the Bubble Bobbin Robin.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53It's supposed to hover and blow bubbles and squirt gunge.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56The only thing is we can't make it move forward.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Ah, you are building the Bubble Bobbin Robin of Destruction?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02No, it's not supposed to destroy anything.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05If you want your vehicle of destruction to move,
0:20:05 > 0:20:10- you need to apply a force to it. Preferably evil.- A force? Of what?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13When you apply a force to a vehicle of destruction,
0:20:13 > 0:20:16you are basically giving it a push.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18You will need something to push it along,
0:20:18 > 0:20:22but as this vehicle of destruction is hovering,
0:20:22 > 0:20:26you will need to push it with air.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Push it with air? How do we do that? - It's very simple.
0:20:28 > 0:20:33When the fan blows molecules of air, it pushes them all together.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34We've already got a fan.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37It fills up the curtain underneath and makes it hover.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41You need to push some air out of the back of the vehicle of destruction.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43When the molecules push back,
0:20:43 > 0:20:46they will push the vehicle of destruction forward.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50OK, so what we need is one fan blowing down into the curtain,
0:20:50 > 0:20:53and another fan blowing out the back to push it forward?
0:20:53 > 0:20:58Not necessarily. You can use one fan and divert the air.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Send most of the air down into the curtain
0:21:00 > 0:21:03to make your vehicle of destruction hover,
0:21:03 > 0:21:06and divert the rest of the air out of the back.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- Oh, right.- And this fan will also distribute the toxic gas.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13No, there's no toxic gas. It shoots bubbles and gunge.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Ah, bubbles of toxic gas, and acid gunge.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19You are worse than me!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21No, just normal bubbles and gunge.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25You will need my help, yes, in the destruction of the world?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Yes, yes, the destruction of the world. I mean, no.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31You've been very helpful, thank you.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- It's a good job Seymour Scandal didn't hear that phone call.- Di.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Imagine if he heard me talking about vehicles of destruction
0:21:37 > 0:21:40with a psychotic criminal scientist.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I know you're there, Seymour.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- Interesting call!- That phone call was to my mum, actually.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Not an evil scientist, so ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Oh, really?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- You bugged my phone. - Oh, noss.- Let's listen, shall we?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01'So a fan will propel my vehicle of destruction...?'
0:22:01 > 0:22:04'You will need my help, yes, in the destruction of the world?'
0:22:04 > 0:22:07'Yes, yes, the destruction of the world...'
0:22:07 > 0:22:09That's not what it sounds like.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Sounds to me like an interesting conversation
0:22:12 > 0:22:15with the world's most wanted evil scientist.
0:22:15 > 0:22:21Yes, I think I've got what I want. You, cover up the wart on my bottom.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23I haven't sat down for weeks.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26And carry me back to the car, I'm tired.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Oh, you're fired!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Stupid, stupid Seymour!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- What a nasty man.- I hate him.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Did Dr Destruction tell you what we need?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Oh, him? Oh yes, it's simple.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40We can do this, people. Let's go.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51# This week we found ourselves under investigation
0:22:51 > 0:22:55# Seymour was out to trash our good reputation
0:22:55 > 0:22:58# An easy invention was what we were after
0:22:58 > 0:23:01# I chose a hovercraft, cue Seymour's laughter
0:23:01 > 0:23:04# Started to wonder, was it even worth bothering?
0:23:04 > 0:23:08# When Benson told us about fans and hovering
0:23:08 > 0:23:10# We got a fan from the van, stuck it to some wood
0:23:10 > 0:23:14# It wasn't that surprising when it turned out to be no good
0:23:14 > 0:23:17# Fans, molecules
0:23:17 > 0:23:20# A cushion of air
0:23:20 > 0:23:25# Why wasn't ours working? It's not fair
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Ole!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30# But Seymour had unwittingly mentioned a curtain
0:23:30 > 0:23:33# Exactly how it worked, well, none of us was certain
0:23:33 > 0:23:37# Danielle filled us in, she's bright and no mistake
0:23:37 > 0:23:40# A curtain was needed so the air wouldn't escape
0:23:40 > 0:23:43# Set up a test Which material would do it?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46# Rubber was the one that didn't let air through it
0:23:46 > 0:23:49# The Bubble Bobbin hovered We're on the right track
0:23:49 > 0:23:53# Dr Destruction said, divert some air to steer it out the back
0:23:53 > 0:23:56# Fans, hovering
0:23:56 > 0:23:59# Who could ask for more?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02# Here's hoping we've cracked it
0:24:02 > 0:24:08- # In your face, Seymour. #- Ole!
0:24:08 > 0:24:13So, let's see how useless Ed Petrie and Oucho are.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15They've tried to make a Bubble Bobbin Robin,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18but have forgotten one vital thing.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20What did we forget?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- We must have forgotten something. He's really happy.- I don't noss.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28- We'll have to find out the hard way. - Di.
0:24:30 > 0:24:36Right. Parysa asked us to build her a Bubble Bobbin Robin,
0:24:36 > 0:24:40- a vehicle that could hover over land and water.- Di.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42She wanted to blow bubbles and squirt gunge,
0:24:42 > 0:24:44and most importantly of all,
0:24:44 > 0:24:46she wanted a cup-holder so she could sip lemonade.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- Are you thirsty, Parysa?- Yeah.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Right. Get out of my way. Let's get this out on the lake.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Drive!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Break down!
0:25:58 > 0:25:59- It works!- Oh, di!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Well done, you drove it so well.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Are you all right, Seymour? You seem a bit down in the dumps.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06How come that worked?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08You forgot about the wheels.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- Whee?- Wheels?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12On a hovercraft?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14The clue's in the name, Seymour. What an idiot!
0:26:14 > 0:26:15PHONE RINGS
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Da bow.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Hello? ..It's the Big, Big Cheese.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Oh, it's for you.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Hello?
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Well, actually, it worked.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37I know I said it wouldn't, but we've still got a programme.
0:26:37 > 0:26:43We've got the Peepee Petrie story and the Dr Destruction tapes.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48What? You're cancelling the programme?
0:26:48 > 0:26:52But Ed and Oucho are rubbish...!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Hello? Hello?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- Hmm!- Oh, well, you've won this time.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03But I know you're rubbish, and soon so shall the whole world.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- To be honest, most of them have probably worked it out by now.- Di.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Get out of my way. All of you, you're fired! Shoo!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Ha ha ha, di.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14So, Parysa, do you like your Bubble Bobbin Robin?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Yes, it's brilliant.- Di.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Well done, mate. High five.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Ow! I've got to stop doing that.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Mate, listen to this.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25"Unfortunately, one of TV's most popular programmes,
0:27:25 > 0:27:26"Seymour Scandal Investigates,
0:27:26 > 0:27:30- "has been dramatically dropped from the schedules."- Oh, doss.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33"Seymour Scandal's given up his television career due to warts,
0:27:33 > 0:27:37"and is now living in a shoebox, rocking back and forth screaming,
0:27:37 > 0:27:40"'I hate Ed and Oucho.' And in tonight's TV highlights,
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- "Bill Oddie does the tango with a bald eagle."- Ooh!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45TV's getting more and more ridiculous.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49OUCHO SPEAKS CACTINIAN
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Oh, I'd forgotten you sent your ideas to the Controller of BBC One.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55I'm not sure the world is ready
0:27:55 > 0:27:58for cactus-wrestling from the Philippines.