Collecting Merl

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure!

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# That isn't very wise

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# He-he-he! I love you guys. #

0:00:11 > 0:00:13SCREAMING

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Species. #

0:00:26 > 0:00:28MERL GROANS

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Hm... Si, hm. Mm-hm....

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Mm-hm, ah! Mm, mm-hm.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39THUDDING Gah! Ah!

0:00:41 > 0:00:43My nuts!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Merl?

0:00:45 > 0:00:49Gull! What are you doing inside permanent archive cabinet 13?

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Oh! Er...

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Trying to help.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54You are lost again, no?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Um...

0:00:56 > 0:01:01- No.- My prized collection of nuts, it is no place for you.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Oh, is that what this is?! Oh, tell me more! Tell me more!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Well...

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- OK, I tell you.- Yay!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Every great nut collection, she begins with the nut.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Then the storage.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16And then the documentation.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20I have beech nuts, peanuts, chestnuts,

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Argentinian marshmallow nuts, hazelnuts, pine nuts, spider nuts,

0:01:23 > 0:01:26sugar-free diet nut, neon nuts, cola nuts, the peekaboo shell pecan nut,

0:01:26 > 0:01:30gummy nuts, sushi nuts, pistachios in every colour of the rainbow.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32And some sweet, sweet cashews.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Bless you.- Huh?

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Huh. And, finally, the ultimate prized nut of my nut collection -

0:01:38 > 0:01:40the stuffed nut.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Nutty Buddy.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Whoa!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Collections are fun.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Oh, I wish I could collect stuff.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- What's stopping you, Gull?- Um...

0:01:56 > 0:01:57I don't know what to collect!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00This, mi amigo, is the easy part.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Simply find what you love the most in the world

0:02:03 > 0:02:06and then collect every single thing related to it.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Hmm.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09What do I love mostest?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Oh-oh-oh, OK! OK. Um.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Unicorns, dinosaurs, flying saucers...

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Wait! Go back!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24My friends. That's it.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26APPLAUSE

0:02:26 > 0:02:28I know what I love the mostest.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31He-he-he! He-he-he!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Now I need to start collecting.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34- Huh?- Huh?

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Hm.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Argh!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh, ah!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- What you doing, Gull? - Oh, you caught me.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53I found what I love mostest in the world.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54My friends.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Hey, I remember this.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01And this.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Ha-ha! And I really remember this.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Pff-ff-tt!

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Most of my junk is kind of junk but Merl has lots of cool stuff.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Maybe you should make a collection of just Merl's stuff.- Really?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- You think so?- Yeah. I can even help you with it.- Yay, yay, yay!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27'The Nut Whisperer will be back after these messages.'

0:03:27 > 0:03:28- CRASHING - Hm?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30What is going on in...?

0:03:30 > 0:03:31HE GASPS

0:03:33 > 0:03:34The mess! The madness!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38What are you doing with my Nutty Buddy?

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Why, Merl, did you need him?

0:03:39 > 0:03:44Whoa, Gull, you need to preservate the integrity of your collection.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46IN-TEG-ER-DY?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48All right. Look, give me back my...

0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Pff-ff-tt! - THEY GIGGLE

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Ah, I must...

0:03:52 > 0:03:54You still got it, whoopee cushion!

0:03:54 > 0:03:58I don't know, Pickle, maybe I should give Merl his stuff back.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Giving stuff back's the total opposite of collecting, ain't it?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Yeah! Wait, no, er, yes?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07We need to display your collection all proper-like, Gull.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Whoa! We need to make a Merl museum.

0:04:13 > 0:04:18Yeah! We're going to make Merl so happy.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Ah, now, this makes me happy.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I tie the bib, I eat the cake.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26What?!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Hey!- He-he-he!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Where are you going with my lunchy?

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Gah!

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- What is this?- It's my collection of Merl-obilia.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Welcome to the Merl Museum.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Gr-rr-rr!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45OK, you two have had the fun.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48But you must stop this stealing of my stuff.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50You will take no more.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- You know what that means? - No, I do not.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Merl relics have just became really rare.- Aa-ah!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Better increase security.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Gr-rr-rr!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07The velvet ropes, they are everywhere.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Who put all this stuff around my bed?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Stop touching the exhibit, please.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14That is no exhibit, it is my bed.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19And we're going to keep it just like it was the last time you slept in it.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Sorry, you'll have to leave now. Museum's closed.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25What?! But this is my room.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Where am I supposed to sleep?

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Gah!

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Huh?

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Huh, no touching the exhibit. That's no exhibit, that's my bed.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43That blinky light, it makes it too hard to sleep.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Oh, and I cannot get to sleep

0:05:44 > 0:05:47without my little stuffy Nutty Buddy.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Oh! Gr-rr!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52That is it. I am going to get my Nutty Buddy back.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57HE GASPS ALARM BLARES

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Er, sorry, ma'am, but the Merl Museum is closed.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04But I can't get to sleep without my stuffy Nutty Buddy.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Merl, it's a museum. Not a library.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Yeah, Merl. I mean, a-doy!

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Then why do both of you get to sleep in your beds?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Cos we're the museum night guards.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Sorry, Merl, but the Merl Museum will be open again in the morning.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Nutty Buddy!

0:06:25 > 0:06:29That is it. They have pushed Merl too far with this collecting.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I will break into my own museum...

0:06:31 > 0:06:35I mean, bedroom, and get back my Nutty Buddy.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40# Da-da-da Dada-da-dum-dum-dum. #

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Hm-hm, mm-hm.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Dooruta.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48GULL YAWNS

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Wah!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Ha!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Argh!

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Ah!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Zz-zz-zz...

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Nutty Buddy.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Argh-ha!

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Gr-rr.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Museum this way.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27Street luge track now open. What's a street luge track?

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Whoa-oa!

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Argh!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Aa-aa-aa-rgh!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Et tu, nuts?

0:07:45 > 0:07:46# Da-dada-da! #

0:07:52 > 0:07:53HE EXHALES LOUDLY

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Gg-gg-gg-gg!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Ah-ha!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Stay calm, Nutty Buddy, I shall save you.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05- ALARM BLARES - Ah!

0:08:05 > 0:08:06THEY GASP

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Stop! What are you doing?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12I need my Nutty Buddy!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Why is it so dark in here?- Oh-ho-ho!

0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Oh, you're going to love this, Merl.- Yeah.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23You're the first to ride the Merl Museum's latest attraction.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- A Day In The Life Of Merl. - But I am Merl!

0:08:27 > 0:08:28CLANKING

0:08:28 > 0:08:31What is happening? The bathroom, she is moving.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Oh, OK.

0:08:33 > 0:08:38It is morning time. I am waking up. This is not so bad. Wait.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Gull, what are you doing with my stuff? Get away, security camera.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Ah, security lasers! Gah!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Not the street luge track. Wah!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Whoa! Merl's life, yeah, it's really loud!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51And we ain't even got to the part of Merl's day

0:08:51 > 0:08:53that always ends in disaster.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Disaster?!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Nutty Buddy!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01He-he! Yep, Merl's got to love that.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09- One, please.- Sure thing, Gull. You're our best customer.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10HE SIGHS

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- What's wrong, Gull?- Not sure.

0:09:13 > 0:09:18- Something just seems to be, I don't know, missing.- How can that be?

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- We made the best Museum Of Merl ever.- Yeah.

0:09:22 > 0:09:27- But it makes me miss Merl. - I know. I miss him, too.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29But he should fall out of orbit one of these days, right?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34You know, Nutty Buddy,

0:09:34 > 0:09:37there are many worse things than being stuck in the outer space, yes?

0:09:37 > 0:09:41It is peaceful. Quiet. I can relax and eat the space nuts.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Whoa!

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Aa-aa-aa-aah!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55MERL GROANS

0:09:55 > 0:10:01- Yes! The squirrel has landed.- Merl! Oh, I am so happy to see you.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Pickle and I were so carried away with saving all of your stuff

0:10:05 > 0:10:07that we forgot to save you.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09SPLUTTERING

0:10:09 > 0:10:10What I think Gull's trying to say, Merl...

0:10:10 > 0:10:15- We should get rid of this insufferable museum!- No.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20- We should put Merl on display. - Yeah, we should.- No!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Why are you doing this?! - Because we love you so much!

0:10:25 > 0:10:30- And we miss you, too.- But I am right here.- Oh, you know you want to.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Argh!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34# All right! #