0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Ha-ha-ha, I love you guys! #
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Whoa!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Wah!
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Whoa!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier
0:00:17 > 0:00:24# Feels like we're endangered
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Species! #
0:00:29 > 0:00:32SHOUTS, BUMPS AND CRASHES
0:00:37 > 0:00:39GULL LAUGHS
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Hey, these pillow feathers are tickling my feathers.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46BELL RINGS
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Missed me. Missed me.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Nice swing.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53What is the meaning of this mess?
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Pillow fighting.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Gull is winning, though, again.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Pillow whating?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Hey, join in, Merl. We've got a third pillow.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03No, Merl. Gull is too good.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- He'll pillow pound you to... - Wait a minuto.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09That is my pillow. Grr.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Oh.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Wow, Merle. Have you always been that fast?
0:01:13 > 0:01:18With foot speed like that you could be a top-notch pillow fighter.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Let's see you swing a pillow. - Swing!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I didn't mean you, Gull.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26MERL MUMBLES
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Get up. Take a swing, Merl. - Swing? The pillow?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Do it!- Well, OK.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Take that. And this. And this.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45PICKLE AND GULL LAUGH
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Why do you make the laughing? - Your arms, Merl.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52They swing like a couple of limp pool noodles.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54PICKLE LAUGHS
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Mm. Pool noodles.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Pool noodles. Ha-ha-ha.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I need them in my tummy!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Ah! Ooh!
0:02:02 > 0:02:07You're not going to let him get away with that, are you? Get up.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Give him some of that rapid foot speed and pillow fight him back.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13It is fine. I, erm, slip. Yes.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16It's very slippery in here.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19I ain't buying it. I'm training you for the rematch.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Rematch? What is this rematch?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Only the biggest pillow fight this stump has ever seen.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26The pillow fight of the century!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Merl versus Gull, the battle for the stump!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32It's backstroke meets sunstroke! Macadamia meets mac and cheese!
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Hang on to your wigs, folks!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Erm, hello? Still hungry over here.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I can't find any limp noodles or mac and cheese.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40There he goes again, Merl.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44He's just asking for it and you're the one who's going to bring it.
0:02:44 > 0:02:50- Ooh, the noodles?- No.- Mac and cheese? - No, the pillow fighting stack-down.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52You're going to clean his clock, Merl.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Well, I like the cleaning.- Yes!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58You'll settle this tomorrow night. The lights.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00The cameras. The action.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- It'll be a huge event. - Yay! An event.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Maybe there'll be food.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Mmm. Pool noodles.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Hey!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14MERL SNORES AND MUMBLES
0:03:14 > 0:03:16LOUD HAILER FEEDBACK
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Rise and shine, tough guy.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Eat up. Champions need fuel.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Huh? What is this?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Every piece of food we had in the kitchen. Less talking, more eating.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ooh! Free food.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34GULL BURPS
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Mmm! Did you try this, Merl?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Don't take it from him, Iron Merl. That's what he wants you to do.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Eat a bunch of crud that will slow you down and make you sick. Bleurgh.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48But wait. You just tried to make me eat it.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Forget the past, Cashew Clay, you've got to focus on your future.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Hey. Nee-ai.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56That's a good walk-in there, Nutcracker,
0:03:56 > 0:03:57but it ain't good enough!
0:03:57 > 0:04:02Who is this cracker of the nuts and why is he do this to me?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Starting your training easy.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06First, beanbags and then we work you up to a pillow.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09But beanbags are heavier.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14I think you're going to need a training montage.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16All aboard the pain train!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Woo-woo!
0:04:18 > 0:04:23INSTRUMENTAL PASTICHE OF THE EYE OF THE TIGER BY SURVIVOR
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Come on, Merle!
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Hey! Uh!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Ya! Ya!
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Yo! Ya!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Ya!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Ya! Ya! Ya!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58The helicoptero!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Yes.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Ya! Ya! Ya!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16That's the spirit, you beechnut bruiser.
0:05:16 > 0:05:22# The cry-y-y-y-y-y of the squirrel. #
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Gull. You're ruining our montage.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Sorry. See you tonight, Merl.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34It's here, folks. The night we've been waiting for.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36David versus Goliath.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39It's the feather-throwing bout to end all bouts.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Hi, Pickle. Hi, Merle.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43You hear that, Acorn Assassin?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45He's going to be coming at you and fighting dirty.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I do not know what any of this means.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It means keep your head on a swivel. Watch your blind spot.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52If this guy has his way you'll be singing soprano
0:05:52 > 0:05:54for the rest of your life.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Singing what?- Soprano! - Who? Why are we singing?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Boo. Merl's a bum, a hack.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Don't listen to him, Hazelnut Hellhound.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04You're no bum.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05You're a bum!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07But, wasn't that just...
0:06:07 > 0:06:10No time for questions. You're an animal. You're a beast!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Look at him swing. He's got the killer instinct, I tells ya!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Good luck, Merl. I hope you win.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18See how he mocks you?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages,
0:06:22 > 0:06:25welcome to the pillow fight of the century.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Let's meet our combatants.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31In the blue corner, ten lbs of raw power.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34The unbeatable villain,
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Gull!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'm a villain.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41In the red corner, the underdog,
0:06:41 > 0:06:42the perennial weakling,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- the limp wristed, frail, glass-jawed, feeble...- Enough!
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Right. Merl, the nutcracker iron acorn macadamia
0:06:49 > 0:06:52alley-footed beast of cashew pistachio of pain!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53- It's just...- Merl!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Let's get ready to pillow!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Touch pillows.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05I want a clean fight. You keep it above the waist, you hear me?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Go, Merle. You can do it.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11See that look, champ?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- That's the look of a wild beast.- Er.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18But he's only got the beast in his eyes.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Now, you, you gots it right here.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Release the beast!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Wait, they haven't rung the bell yet.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32GULL LAUGHS
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Don't fall for it, kid. He's faking you out.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37BELL RINGS
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Que?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Ooh!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh, so peaceful.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52So cutesiful.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Nutty body?- What are you doing...
0:07:57 > 0:08:00BELL RINGS Peekaboo. I see you.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Doh!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Don't worry about it, kid. You've got plenty more rounds to go.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Hi! BELL RINGS
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Yah!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Ah.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Ooh!
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Aw.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20BELL RINGS
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Wow, that went fast.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Hey, kid, this round's for all the marbles.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Go with your instincts. Do what feels natural out there.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Remember that training montage way back? Your speed is the key.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39BELL RINGS
0:08:39 > 0:08:44Looks like the clock's about to hit midnight for this Cinderella story.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Must. Keep. Swinging.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Nooo!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05You're hanging in there. Keep circling.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Now go pillow him.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13The move of the helicoptero!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Swing.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27BELL RINGS
0:09:27 > 0:09:30It's over. It's over.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32The new champion of the stump!
0:09:32 > 0:09:37I won? Ha! I won!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- I won!- Your new champion!
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Gull? But he knocked himself out.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Yes, and he won by a knockout.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49This, it does not make the sense.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51He won and he lost?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- And me?- You?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Well, you get your picture on the cover of newspapers
0:09:56 > 0:09:59around the world, making the most ridiculous face ever.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Huh?