0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure
0:00:03 > 0:00:04# That isn't very wise
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys #
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Waaaaaah!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Waaaah!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# Species...#
0:00:27 > 0:00:28HE SIGHS
0:00:29 > 0:00:34MERL HUMS A JOLLY TUNE
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Cookies!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Aah! No! Do not eat the raw cookie dough.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44You will get the worms.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Mmmm. Cookie worms.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- HE WHIMPERS - No. The puppy dog eyes,
0:00:52 > 0:00:56they will not work. The cookies, they must bake for ten minutos.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57HE GASPS
0:00:57 > 0:01:04- Ten minutes?- Si. Now, the someplace else, she calls to me and I respond.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06What? But what do I do?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09This, I do not know. Maybe you read the book or something, yes?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- What? Who?- Read the book.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Uh-huh. - The booooook.- The whaaaaat?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16A book! A libro.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19The rectangular thing with the pages you open and they have the words
0:01:19 > 0:01:23on them and you read the words and they make you smarter. Yes?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- HE GASPS - I could be smarter?
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Si, Gull. You could be a LITTLE bit smarter.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34So if I read one book it will make me smart
0:01:34 > 0:01:38but if I read two books, I'll be even smarter.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41And if I read...
0:01:41 > 0:01:45three books, I'll be even smarter-erer.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Eh, let's see how you do with the one book and take it from there.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Yaaaaaay! I'm going to be the smarter-est bird in the world!
0:01:53 > 0:01:54LOUD CRASH
0:01:54 > 0:01:59Hm... Fi-ree... Fa-fa...
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Fairytales!- Yay. I'm reading!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Once upon a... - HE SNORES
0:02:08 > 0:02:13Ooh. Uh... Come on, champ. Stay with me.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I thought you wanted to read?!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Hey! This one has pictures.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19You can do this, Gull. HE BURPS
0:02:19 > 0:02:21One word at a time.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23And...GO!
0:02:29 > 0:02:30HE SNORES
0:02:30 > 0:02:35I need you more than ever, Pet the Puppy. Don't fail me now.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36DISTANT SCREAM
0:02:36 > 0:02:41- Aw, look at the puppy. - Look, you can pet his fur, Gull.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Ooh! Ooh! I want to pet the puppy! I want to...
0:02:43 > 0:02:45HE SNORES
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- ALARM RINGS - Aw, if I keep falling asleep,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53this smarty bird reading plan is going to take me, like...
0:02:53 > 0:02:55like, 100 years.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00But...if we turn the clock ahead 100 years, you'll already be smart.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I didn't know time worked that way!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05But I bet I will when I stop turning this clock.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10Ay-ay-ay. The time travel, it is not real, yes.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- CLOCK CHIMES - One year.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Hey, I already feel smarter. - Attaboy, Gull!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- CLOCK CHIMES - Two years!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Muy ridiculoso.- Says you. But me and Gull...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Ten years!- ..we believe.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23THUNDER CRASHES, CLOCK CHIMES
0:03:23 > 0:03:24100 years.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Greetings from the future. - PICKLE GASPS
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- It worked!- No! This...it is silly.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39Oh, wise, Future Gull, tell us what the future is like.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- In the future...- Yeah?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42..it is sunny.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44That is...
0:03:44 > 0:03:46the most fantastical, amazing thing I ever heard!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- You do the believing of this? - Tell me more, tell me more!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52The future is...
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- salty and tastes like chicken. - I knew it!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58That is not the future.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01That is the lunch. Time, she does not work that way.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06- In the future there is no time. - That does not even make sense.
0:04:06 > 0:04:12- In the future we don't make sense. - Ay-ay-ay.- I sense you need a hug.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17In the future we hug with our brains.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18You see? I feel nothing.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23I feel it. It feels all warm and future-y.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26What else can you do, Future Gull? Can you predict the future?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30In the future you will find things amazing
0:04:30 > 0:04:32but Merl will think it is all nonsense.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- But it is nonsense!- That is amazing.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Gull, you are one bonafide genius now!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42See? See?! Nothing happens.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46That's because you have to believe, Merl.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Hmph. That is it. I'm putting an end to this once and for all.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57In the future we move stuff with our brain.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03HE PANTS
0:05:05 > 0:05:10This...must stop. If only you believed in the clock, Merl,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13then you could enjoy the future with us!
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Ah, si! But there are other things that will take me to the future.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Ha-ha. One year. - Ooh, he's found a loophole!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23What do we do, oh, wise, Future Gull?
0:05:23 > 0:05:28In the future...um, you think of all the ideas.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32I've got it! We'll hide in the past.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34You're so wise, Future Gull.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44- Aw, gee, Gull. You've gone all black and white, like.- Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Eh? The clock, she did all this? - A clock?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Why, what's that fancy-pants thingy-ma-jigadoo?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54What is this you mean? The clock you just used to go back in time.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Wa-hoo.- Huh. Time travel, you say? Why, golly.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59The future sure is swell.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02No, no, no. You do not do the understanding of me...
0:06:02 > 0:06:03And what's this thingy-ma-doodle?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- That is the lamp. You've use it a bazillion times.- Jeepers. Get me.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I ain't even seen a thing like this in all my life.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Say, pally-wally, what's the skinny on this floo-ma-diddle?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14That? It is a book.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Level with me, Charlie. What do you call this gizmo?- Those are socks.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Say, Jack, why don't you spill the beans about this gim-crack over here?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- That? It is a doorknob. - Lay it on me, Fred.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28- What's this hootenanny down at my tootsies?- The floor!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30All these things, they exist in the past.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Yik, yik, yik.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Say, Joe, what do you know about this? Get me?- No.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37No more with the questions which you already know the answers.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42- Aw, don't be such a fuddy-duddy, buddy. Just one more?- No! Adios.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Come on, sport. One little old look?- No, never.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56That gives me the willies. I guess you don't want to see this nut, then.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- A nut? What kind of the nut? - Dag-nab it, pally.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- You don't want to see it, remember?- Si, si.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- I do want to see it! - It's coming your way, Gull.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Whoo-hoo! - The rare black and white acorn.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Just like the one this very stump grew from.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14She will be the prize of my collection.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ooh, rare acorn!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Hm, muy curioso.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24The nut - it makes the stump all dark and slimy.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Que paso? Somebody please do the explaining of this to me.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Sure. It's easy peasy, Louisey.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37That acorn grew the tree that is the stump that us mugs
0:07:37 > 0:07:39are lolly-gagging in this red-hot minute.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40But that's in the future. Get me?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Gull's affecting the stump because the acorn's in the past,
0:07:43 > 0:07:45which is his present, in our present, which is your past,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48the stump is still an acorn and everything you do to the acorn
0:07:48 > 0:07:51in your past affects the future or, in your case, the present.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54That is not explaining things. That is making them more confusing.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Well, then. Perhaps I should explain it in the old-fashioned way -
0:07:58 > 0:08:00with a song!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Give me the acorn first!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08# Well, I put a wall here and a hole over there
0:08:08 > 0:08:10# And I fill her all up with my underwear #
0:08:12 > 0:08:13I want that back!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16# In this little corner I'll put a little pond
0:08:16 > 0:08:18# But living in the pond is a land-walking shark #
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Aah! Shark!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26# Oh! I got the acorn I got the nut
0:08:26 > 0:08:28# I got the acorn I got the nut
0:08:28 > 0:08:30# I could paint this whole room flat if I want
0:08:30 > 0:08:33# Cos I acorn, I got the nut. #
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Aaaaaaaaah!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Give me the nut!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Your turn, Gull.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- # Ohhhhhhh!... #- What is this?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44# He's got the acorn... # HE COUGHS
0:08:44 > 0:08:46# He's got the acorn... # HE COUGHS
0:08:46 > 0:08:49# Oh, there ain't no way he's ever giving up that
0:08:49 > 0:08:51# pretty little acorn cos he's a little nut!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52# Ooooooh! #
0:08:52 > 0:08:57The acorn. Finalmente! The nut is mine.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Now the things, they can get back to the normal, yes?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Awwwww.
0:09:04 > 0:09:11Although...it would be muy bueno if all the things were neater, yes?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14And if the rooms were alphabetised, no-one would get lost.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17And padding all the walls so that no-one would get hurt.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19D'oh. Hey! I didn't get hurt!
0:09:19 > 0:09:24And a sink in every corner so I can wash my hands whenever I want.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27That's it, fella. Just keep believing. Now put a pool over here.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31No, too dangerous.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Instead, we put the big, empty space...
0:09:34 > 0:09:36where nothing happens at all.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Whoo, whoo, whoo-hoo!
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Why, I oughtta...- Merl, old horse, you're getting a little carried...
0:09:44 > 0:09:47There. Now we can all enjoy the togetherness,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50still be very clean and safe and nothing dangerous
0:09:50 > 0:09:52will ever happen to us.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54TIMER DINGS, HE GASPS
0:09:54 > 0:09:59- Cookies are done!- What is happening? Where did the acorn go?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Merl, it's not time for playing. It's time for cookies!
0:10:03 > 0:10:08- BOTH:- Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Yaaaay!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Yowwwwwww! Ooh, hot, hot, hot. Hot.- Si. Muy caliente.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17You will have to wait for the cookies to cool.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19It will be about ten minutos.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Ten minutes?- But not if we were in the future...
0:10:23 > 0:10:25NO!
0:10:25 > 0:10:30In the future the cookies taste like...chicken.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Yaaaaaay!- Ay-ay-ay. The cookies.