0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Waaaaaaah!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Aaaaaaaah!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Species. #
0:00:26 > 0:00:27HE SIGHS
0:00:29 > 0:00:32MERL HUMS A JOLLY TUNE
0:00:32 > 0:00:36SHE SIGHS I hate August.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40SHE SIGHS Did you hear me?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Yes.- Don't you want to know why?
0:00:43 > 0:00:47- Not really, no. - HE CONTINUES HUMMING
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Because there's no holidays in August.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54What kind of stupid month has no holidays?
0:00:54 > 0:00:58All work and no play makes Pickle GO CRAZY!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- Work? When did you work? - A figure of speech, Merl.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh boy! Just one more sleep.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Huh? What? Huh? One more sleep till what?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11My most favouritest holiday of them all is coming up.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Garbage Day.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Intrigued. Tell me about it, Gull.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Oh, Garbage Day is the bestest.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23The garbage fairy comes and he leaves all the good he-gulls
0:01:23 > 0:01:27and she-gulls some yummy, nummy, tasty trash.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29You know what, Gull?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- Garbage Day sounds totally... - El grosso?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- ..amazing!- Yuck.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Garbage is for throwing away, not for celebrating.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Do you celebrate every time that you go to the potty?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44TOILET FLUSHES
0:01:44 > 0:01:48SPANISH MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Uggggh.- That's the right idea, Gull.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54We just need to get into the Garbage Day spirit.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hang on to your face, everybody,
0:01:56 > 0:02:00cos this is going to be the best Garbage Day ever!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Huh. The Garbage Day - she is just a joke.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- HE MUTTERS ANGRILY - Serious...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Holiday ridiculoso...
0:02:11 > 0:02:12- Come on. - THEY HEAVE AND STRUGGLE
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- What are you doing? - Told you it would fit.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21- What is this abomination? - It's our Garbage Day tree.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24This is where the garbage fairy leaves all the presents.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's an ancient G-Day tradition,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29the origins of which have been lost to time.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33- Hey, Merl, hold this.- Eh? Like so?
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Yup. It's a traditional Garbage Day cracker. Now pull!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40IT EXPLODES THEY SCREAM
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Ay-ay-ay.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Ohhhhh, he got the prize! Lucky duck.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I am not this duck of which you do the speaking.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53You cannot fill our home with garbage.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57But Merl, if we don't make the stump as stinky as we can,
0:02:57 > 0:03:02the garbage fairy might not come and...Garbage Day will be ruined!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05HE SOBS
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Look, the Garbage Day, she is not a real holiday.- Come on, Merl.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Quit being such a garbage Scrooge. - Trash-ball fight!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Aaah! Aw! Oooh!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18More to the right. That's your left.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20That's your butt. That's your beak.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22There ya go!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24WHIRRING
0:03:24 > 0:03:29Garbage Day, meet the whacky backpacky - el machino cleano!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Mm-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oh, careful, Merl,
0:03:41 > 0:03:45or you'll have to kiss everyone you meet under the mistletoe.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46HE PUCKERS HIS LIPS
0:03:46 > 0:03:52That? It is not a mistletoe. It is the dirty and stinky socks.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Aaaaaaah! My eyes! - SIRENS BLARE
0:03:54 > 0:03:56They burn like the feet of a thousand flamenco dancers.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Muy caliente. Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Ha-ha! Feeling the Garbage Day spirit yet?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Nooooo!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Aw, quit being such a garbage Scrooge and get back here
0:04:09 > 0:04:10so Gull can kiss you.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12You've got mistletoe on your face.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Mwah, mwah, mwah.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Gaaaah!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Aaaaaaaaaah!
0:04:21 > 0:04:26El bathroomo, my one refuge from this fake holiday of trash.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Ooh, I could kiss you, toilet, but I will not.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33This would be...how you say? Unhygienic and...awkward.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37BOTH: # On the seventh day of Garbage Day the dumper gave to me
0:04:37 > 0:04:41# Seven flies a swarming Six eggs decaying
0:04:41 > 0:04:44# Five mouldy things
0:04:44 > 0:04:47BOTH: # Four crawling worms Three spent pens
0:04:47 > 0:04:48# Two plastic cups
0:04:48 > 0:04:52# And a bucket full of stinky old cheese. #
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Are you feeling the Garbage Day spirit yet?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58No! Vamos. Exito el bathroomo.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Hm.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Fine, we'll leave you to your Scrooging.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06You big garbage Scrooge.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Hmph. The Garbage Day -
0:05:08 > 0:05:12she has lit a fire in the belly of that which is me.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Today I shall bring an end to this holiday of the yuck!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18PPBBBBTTT! That's the spirit, Merl.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20BOTH: # On the eighth day of Garbage Day
0:05:20 > 0:05:22# The dumper gave to me
0:05:22 > 0:05:26# Pbt-pbt-pbt-pbt-pbt Ppbt-pppbt...#
0:05:26 > 0:05:27KNOCK AT DOOR
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Good-day. I am the man of the garbage, yes?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38But if you're here, that means the garbage fairy didn't come.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42HE GASPS Our home wasn't stinky enough!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Oh, well. Better luck the next time, no?
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Aaah-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Aaaaah!
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Hooray! Now we'll be the stinkiest, for sure!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Aah...smell that holiday spirit!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:06:06 > 0:06:08# Deck the stump with loads of garbage
0:06:08 > 0:06:10# Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
0:06:10 > 0:06:13# 'Tis the season to love garbage La-la-la-la-la... #
0:06:13 > 0:06:15What you got there, Merl?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18There is not enough room in this stump for both the Garbage Day
0:06:18 > 0:06:21and the Merl so this is my suitcase!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I pack it so I can...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Throw it on the Garbage Day heap as a big old holiday offering!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Aah! What? Noooooo!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Aww, look. His eyes are leaking happiness.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- What is the meaning of this? - Glad you asked.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41The garbage fairy only visits the stinkiest houses
0:06:41 > 0:06:45so we made a monster garbage pile to get it nice and smelly in here.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I can't wait till the garbage fairy visits us!
0:06:48 > 0:06:53THEY HUM: Silent Night
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Enough! This is all a lie. There is no garbage fairy.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03HE GASPS
0:07:03 > 0:07:05No garbage fairy?
0:07:05 > 0:07:11How could you be such a...a...garbage Scrooge?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Uh! There is no holiday to ruin.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18This festival - she is a lie, a fake, a shamboozle-mente.
0:07:18 > 0:07:23I will show you, by proving the garbage fairy does not exist.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- Wh-wh-what?- You-ou-ou wouldn't...
0:07:27 > 0:07:29No? Let us see.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33If the garbage fairy only comes to the stinkiest of houses,
0:07:33 > 0:07:38then I shall make our house a ranko-stinkamente completo!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Waaah-ha-ha-ha! Oooh-ha-ha-ha...
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Whoa, it's so beautiful.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Merl, for the love of stink, grab a mask!
0:07:49 > 0:07:55Ha! Where is your garbage fairy now? There is no such thing as a...
0:07:55 > 0:07:57GURGLING
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Oh... Wow.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Waaaoooh!- You... You cannot exist.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Of course I exist.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20I exist in every mouldy bun, in every busted toy,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23in every pair of dirty underpants.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28It cannot be. The garbage fairy - it is a lie.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Oh, no, Merl. Garbage Day is real.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34It's the day we celebrate the glorious circle of waste
0:08:34 > 0:08:36with our loved ones.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Huh. OK.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42When you put it like this, the holiday,
0:08:42 > 0:08:44she does not sound so disgusting.
0:08:44 > 0:08:50Then why did you try to destroy it with the whacky backpacky?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54You must suffer the consequences, garbage Scrooge!
0:08:54 > 0:08:58No! Please! I can still do the changing, yes?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I believe, I believe!
0:09:00 > 0:09:07You must learn to love the garbage or you shall become the garbage!
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Nooooooo!
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Aaah! I believe, I believe, I belieeeeve! I believe...
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Merl? Merl? Are you OK?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- What? What day is this day? - Ooh, ooh, I know, I know!
0:09:21 > 0:09:27- It's Garbage Day!- Garbage Day? Then I have not done the missing of it.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Gull, fetch me a half-eaten can of sardines.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Pickle, build us a bigger garbage pile.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Today, we celebrate! Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37# Four crawling worms Three spent pens... #
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Sorry, Merl. No can do.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- HE GASPS - For why?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44The garbage man picked up all the garbage, silly.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46It happens every Garbage Day.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49But I... I... I mean...
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Oh, of course. No problemo.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I will just do the waiting till next year.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59But, Merl, Garbage Day happens every week.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- HE SQUEAKS - Every...week?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Hey, the garbage man missed a bit.
0:10:04 > 0:10:10Wait a sec... "To Merl, From..." The garbage fairy!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Aaah! He was here? I knew it! What is it?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Euuurrghhhh... - HE RETCHES
0:10:18 > 0:10:22# And a bucket full of stinky old cheese. #
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Merry Garbage Day, everyone!
0:10:25 > 0:10:32THEY SING THE TUNE TO ONCE IN ROYAL DAVID'S CITY