Just Us League of Heroes

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# It's all an adventure!

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys! #

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Whoa!

0:00:13 > 0:00:14Waah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Argh!

0:00:16 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered...

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# ..species! #

0:00:39 > 0:00:44Ay-ai-ai! Can no-one do the cleaning up after themselves?

0:00:44 > 0:00:45D'oh!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Mmm!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hey!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Argh!

0:00:59 > 0:01:03D'oh! This dump, she will never be clean.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Fear not, citizen...

0:01:06 > 0:01:10..for a superhero has heard your cry for justice!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12The Avenging Pickle!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16So, you will help me do the cleaning?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19No, I'm a superhero, not a maid.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Oh, oh, I want to be a superhero too!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25I'm going to be...The Hug!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Rarrrr! Ha-ha-hurr!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Argh!

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Huggle huuuug!

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Woo-hoo! We're a gang and a duo!

0:01:36 > 0:01:40OK. Three can be in the duo, yes?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Er...

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Not exactly. But, OK.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Then prepare to face the hypoallergenic superpowers of...

0:01:50 > 0:01:54..El Sanatario!

0:01:54 > 0:01:55PUFF-PUFF!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- The who-what?- El Sanatario.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01The world's cleanest superhero, dedicated to the truth,

0:02:01 > 0:02:05the justice and the anti-bacterial way!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07But when do you help people?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Or shoot them with your laser eyes?

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Pwooey-pwooey!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Or take them to the moon with your nuclear-powered toe!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Ja-ja-ja!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Why do you insist on doing the kicking?!

0:02:18 > 0:02:23Just showing off the 37 ultra-unique and incredibly random superpowers

0:02:23 > 0:02:26of the Avenging Pickle!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- So what does your super guy do? - El Sanatario?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Why, he keeps the world safe by keeping it clean!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Starting with the sofa.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41Join me, yes, as we go on the glorious mission of the tidiness!

0:02:43 > 0:02:44PICKLE SIGHS

0:02:44 > 0:02:47If I didn't know better, I'd say El Sanatarium was

0:02:47 > 0:02:50just trying to trick us into cleaning stuff up.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52What? Whaaaat?! Ha!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55El Sanatario, he does not do the tricking,

0:02:55 > 0:02:58he does the germ-fighting for justice!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Hee-ha-hoo!

0:03:00 > 0:03:03He has triumphed over the many villains.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05The Sink Of Sorrows...

0:03:06 > 0:03:08..sanitised.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11The Life-Sucking Tower Of Laundry...

0:03:11 > 0:03:13folded.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15You try, yes?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Whoo! Oh, OK.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Come on, Merl, play right.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22We're not cleaning, we're playing.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25El Sanatario, he can do the both.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29No way, Merl-ay! You might be able to slay some stinky socks...

0:03:31 > 0:03:35..but you'll never beat a real super-villain.

0:03:35 > 0:03:40Very well, show me the villain, I show you...el victory.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Oooh! Be right back.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Now, where is that...?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51HE SQUEALS

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Wait till they get a load of me!

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Huh?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Who are you talking to?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03And how come and why do my lips move when you speak?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Because I'm controlling your mind!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Mwah-ha-ha-ha!- Eeek!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15El Sanatario, he has faced many villains.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- The Deadly Dust Bunnies, the Mould Of Madness...- Argh...

0:04:19 > 0:04:22The super-villains, they are not a problem.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Help!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I have a problem with a super-villain!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32I am the Lone Cob Of The Apocalypse

0:04:32 > 0:04:36and I am here to shuck you all!

0:04:36 > 0:04:37BOTH: Oooh!

0:04:37 > 0:04:43Um, because, you know, I'm a corncob and you shuck corn?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45BOTH: Oh!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Yeah, well. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, I don't think so, villain!

0:04:50 > 0:04:54No-one can defeat the Avenging Pickle

0:04:54 > 0:04:58and her arsenal of cob-fighting powers!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Super-speed!

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I'm running supersonic circles around you!

0:05:02 > 0:05:03SHE GASPS

0:05:03 > 0:05:08Any second, my supersonic dizziness will bring you to your knees!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11You mean like this?

0:05:11 > 0:05:16Hug! Lend me a hand and stop that fiend...in your hand!

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Uh? Oh, huggle hug!

0:05:20 > 0:05:24I can't hug anything! Not with this lone cob controlling me.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Perhaps El Sanatario, he can be of the assistance?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- PUFF-PUFF! - Phfft! You?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32All you do is clean stuff!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Yes! To the San-Mobile!

0:05:40 > 0:05:45You are no match for El Sanatario's Hyper-Cannon Of Hygiene!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Whoa!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50El Sanatario, he win again!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Guh. I'm confused!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Was that super-villain just outsmarted

0:05:55 > 0:05:57by some cleaning squirrel?

0:05:57 > 0:06:02You have not seen the last of the Lone Cob, you vacuum-hosing fool!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04What is this?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Oh, no! That evil cob is talking to us from

0:06:06 > 0:06:08inside your super-vacuum, El Sanaterrible!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11That's El SANATARIO!

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Get ready to jump him as soon as we trick him into letting us out!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Ha! You shall never trick El Sanatario into...

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Waaah!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Dust bunnies - attack!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Ears Of Ouch, go!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Ouch! Ouch! Whoa!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33HE WHISTLES

0:06:35 > 0:06:38The fiend, he is captured again by El Sanatario!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41This time in a double containment unit, yes.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43You mean the paper bag that you stapled shut?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Exactamente.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Now, shall we free the closet of the dark clutter

0:06:48 > 0:06:52or clean the yard of the many leaves of evil?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Merl still isn't playing right.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Yeah, we don't want to clean, Merl! We want to do more superhero stuff!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Ha! No double containment unit can contain

0:07:01 > 0:07:05the Lone Cob Of The Apocalypse!

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Gull! Stop the picking of the corn out of the trash, yes?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11I'm not Gull! I am The...

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Huggggg!

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Who still can't hug with the lone cob controlling my mind.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22You've got to fight it, Hug!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24I don't know if I can!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26It makes me look into his eyes and he...

0:07:26 > 0:07:28hypnotises me.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ugh! Mind...melting.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I have no corn powers...waaah!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ai-yai-yai! Again?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41I thought we do the hero game and get the cleaning

0:07:41 > 0:07:42of this dump done too, yes?

0:07:42 > 0:07:48But now, this super-villain, he does this thwarting of me again!

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Not so fast!

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Huh? What's that?

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Well, I don't see anything...

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:57 > 0:08:02One wrong move and your pals plop into a pool of super-acid!

0:08:04 > 0:08:10And over there, toxic trash ready to spill on the sofa you just cleaned.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Whaaaat? How did he do the rigging of this so quickly, yes?

0:08:15 > 0:08:20- I'm a super-villain, it's my job. - Yeah, bro, it's his "job".

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Silence, foolish hugging bird!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh, er, sorry.

0:08:23 > 0:08:28Now, you can only save one side. What do you do?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Save the couch?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Or save your friends?

0:08:34 > 0:08:39Oh! He's one evil cob.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42I am the MOST evil cob!

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Wait, what're you doing?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46I am moving the pool, yes.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Then there will be no danger to fall into.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50You can't do that!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52So, I move the sofa, then.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53It remains clean.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55You can't do that either!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Well, how about I do...this?

0:08:58 > 0:09:03What?! Curse your clean logic, El Sanatario!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12No! Not the pool of acid!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18I'm melting!

0:09:18 > 0:09:22No, wait... No, it's just soda water. But it still burns!

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- The corn... - Oh, no, the fizzy bubbles!

0:09:25 > 0:09:26..he is popped.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29They're going up my nose and into my brain!

0:09:29 > 0:09:35I'll get you, El Sanatario, if it's the last thing I doooo!

0:09:35 > 0:09:36GURGLE-GURGLE

0:09:36 > 0:09:38El Sanatario!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40I can't believe you chose your friends

0:09:40 > 0:09:43and playtime over your cleaning!

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Huggle huuuug!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Yes. This, it was not the easy decision.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Because you love us so much? - Well, er, yes.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57But also, this soda water, if she spill,

0:09:57 > 0:09:59she ruin the floor.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01But the couch,

0:10:01 > 0:10:04she is El Sanatario-ed!

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Thanks, Merl! You're the best superhero cleaning squirrel ever!

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Yeah, hug!- Er, yes, I know, Gull, I like the hugging too.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16But now, I empty the acid pool.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Eh? The Cob! Where did he go?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24To be...

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Cob-tinued!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Mwah-ha, mwah-ha, mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!