0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# He-he! I love you guys... #
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Wah!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Wah!
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Argh!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered...
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Species. #
0:00:26 > 0:00:28MERL GROANS
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Once upon an egg roll,
0:00:33 > 0:00:35there was a super Samurai kung fu fighting hero.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Her name...the Bouncing Bunny.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40H-wah! Wa-wa-wa!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Wha-ahh...
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Hi-ywa-aa-aa!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53OK. And then?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And then what?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- Hey. - Gull, you're the narrator, remember.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01It's your story. You can make anything happen.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Oh, yeah.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- OK, then Bouncing Bunny...- Hello!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12She arrived to save the villagers from...
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Ohh, a no-good villain squirrel.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17HE WHISPERS: That's you, Merl.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19MERL SIGHS
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Yes, this I figure it out. But no.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25The squirrel, he will not play these ridiculo games of smashing
0:01:25 > 0:01:27the furniture and making a mess.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30If you wish to play the chop-socky grass-hockey
0:01:30 > 0:01:31you can do this outta the side.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Hi-yah!
0:01:37 > 0:01:42No. Again, I say, I am not the karate-chopping bad guy.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43This I am not.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48- But you sure look like a bad guy. - What?! No, I do not.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Bad guys always yell. - I AM NOT YELLING!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I mean, let me do the rephrasing again.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57This time dressed as an astronaut.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00The kung fu villains, they do not look like this, yes?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04I am off to space, woosh, where there are no kung fu games.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06The villain used every evil trick he could
0:02:06 > 0:02:10think of, including the old, "I am off to space, woosh,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12"where there are no kung fu games." But...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14BUZZING
0:02:14 > 0:02:16But...
0:02:16 > 0:02:18HE GIGGLES
0:02:22 > 0:02:25But Bouncing Bunny was not a fool who could be easily fooled, ha-ha!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33"Hello, my name is Merl and this is my frowny face
0:02:33 > 0:02:35"cos I'm a big old grumpy party-pooper!"
0:02:35 > 0:02:41OK, enough of this! I shall be your villain.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Really, are you sure? - Yes, I am sure.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I mean, being a really good bad guy,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49it ain't exactly a walk in the park, Merl.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I will not only walk in this metaphoric park you speak of,
0:02:52 > 0:02:53I will destroy the park.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57I shall be the worst kung fu villain you ever, ever imagined.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Y-y-yay!
0:03:02 > 0:03:06The evil kung fu squirrel rolled into town.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07I raid the village.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Plunder the town.- Why?!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I will close the orphanage. Ha!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14HE SOBS
0:03:16 > 0:03:21Ha-ha-ha! Cry, little pandas, cry!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23They asked for evil, the evil I give them.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Servant, come here, chop, chop.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Tell me, old servant, how long have you been working for me?
0:03:30 > 0:03:3320 long years, o noble rodent.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Excelente.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36You are fired.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- But why, master? - Because I am evil. Ha-ha!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42And rule with the fist of iron.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Yeah, nasty kung fu Merl, he was...
0:03:45 > 0:03:49plungering the town and ruling it with his...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51iron tail.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53This? It is not what I said!
0:03:53 > 0:03:57I'm the narrator so everything I say is true.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59It's true, Merl. Narrator rules.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03The metal tail? This I did not expect.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12But the tail, she wags with extra evilness.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Merl, the evil Tail-Fighting Squirrel, now ruled the land
0:04:16 > 0:04:19with his iron tail of stink.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20What?!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27That is when the Bouncing Bunny they call Bouncing Bunny
0:04:27 > 0:04:28came to the rescue.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Whoa! Tail-Fighting Squirrel, you will not close the orphanage, ha-ha!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36But I already did.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40See the orphanage of which you speak, it is now closed. Ha-ha!
0:04:40 > 0:04:45Oh, help. It is very dark in here for my very sad orphan eyes.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Bouncing Bunny, it is I, Tail-Fighting Squirrel, who tell
0:04:49 > 0:04:52you now that I will do as you said I will not do, yes?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54No, I do not know what it is that you just said
0:04:54 > 0:04:56that you would do or not do,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59but it is not the doing or the not doing that I would like to do!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Huh?- Er, OK.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Wa-aa-aah!- Wa-aa-aah!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Hi-yah!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Hey! No fair.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23Then the villainous Tail-Fighter hung his head and cried.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- What?!- He cried...
0:05:29 > 0:05:30..and cried...
0:05:31 > 0:05:32..and cried....
0:05:34 > 0:05:35..and cried.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39You made me cry.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Yes, I know. I am sorry. But you are the villain, ha-ha!
0:05:42 > 0:05:47- You shall pay for that, what you just said.- Well, OK.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Only one shall be the one who is the victorious one. Ha-ha!
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Yeah, so, narrator, what happens next?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Oh, I know.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00What is this?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03It is Gullzilla.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Argh!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Ah-ah!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Argh! Gullzilla!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Gull, stick to the kung fu story.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Oh! Sorry. So, meanwhile...
0:06:18 > 0:06:21the villain Tail-Fighter made the most powerful tail-fighting
0:06:21 > 0:06:24tail in all the world.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Then he accidently hit his thumb.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27O-O-Ow!
0:06:27 > 0:06:32Gull, stop that. My thumb, she cannot take the narration.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35And then he checked to make sure that his awesome new stink fighting
0:06:35 > 0:06:38tail was really, really stinky.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Oh, Gull!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44HE BURPS AND FARTS
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Narrator, this, it is enough.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Then he let it rip with a kung-pow peugh.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- HE FARTS - Oh, Gull!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Then he made a little squeaky air-dumpling.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55HE FARTS
0:06:57 > 0:07:00And then... HE FARTS
0:07:00 > 0:07:02ENOUGH! Let us move on.
0:07:02 > 0:07:08His new tail-fighting tail was so powerful no weapon could break it.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Plus it...
0:07:11 > 0:07:16had all other kinds of amazing powers that I haven't thunk up yet.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Even the narrator was so scared he clutched his panda, Ting-Ting.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Ting-Ting is nothing.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Mwah-ha!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35What are you doing, narrator? Tail-Fighter is stronger than ever.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38To defeat him we must battle together as one, ha-ha.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Oh! I didn't know that, ha-ha!
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- That's cos I just added this bit to the kung fu story.- Oh, I like it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50And so began the training of the one they called...Gullhopper.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Gull, get on with the story.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oops, sorry.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Now that the training was over, Gullhopper was ready to help
0:08:04 > 0:08:09Bouncing Bunny take on the evil Tail-Fighting Squirrel.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I will put an end to the beginning that is you, starting now,
0:08:12 > 0:08:14with my magical super fighting tail.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Wah!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Wah!- Ah-ha!
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Ha!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Woo-woo!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Wah!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Yeah, go, Bouncing Bunny.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Woo-woo!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Gr-rr!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I am the victor who is victorious in his victory over those
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- who are not victorious. - Sorry, you're who now?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Never mind, narrator.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21And now I shall do the finish of the finishing of you who are finished.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26But then the narrator remembered something really important.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Tail Fighter's fighting tail was never meant to be used by bad guys,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31and it could fly.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Gull!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37And it could electrocute bad guys.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42Then the magic tail-fighting tail got its revenge.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Whoa-oa!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46I regret nothing.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Except for the farting!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Tail-Fighter was beaten by his own tail.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Bleurgh.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Then what happened, Gull?
0:09:57 > 0:10:03Well, the evil Tail-Fighter saw the error of his ways.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Yeah? And then what?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Er, he and his tail made up.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- And then? - They were married....in the spring.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Aw!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Yeah. And then they started a family.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18And lived happily ever after.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Great story, Mr Narrator.
0:10:21 > 0:10:27But then there was a terrible storm and the brave jungle explorer
0:10:27 > 0:10:31turned to his faithful elephant and said, "Oh, faithful elephant..."