What a Long, Strange Camping Trip It's Been

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# Species! #

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Hiya, world. You smell pretty...

0:00:38 > 0:00:40What's the dealio, Merl?

0:00:40 > 0:00:44The dealio of which you speak is that the outside, it is not safe.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Mother Nature, she is lurking.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Oh, I love Mother Nature.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53She gives the tickliest butterfly kisses.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57And the spine-busting-est bear hugs.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Yeah, we should totally reconnect with Mama Nature by going camping.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Woo-hoo! Camping's the last badge I need

0:01:04 > 0:01:06for my Junior Gull Scout collection.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09This one's for swamp swimming and this one's for dookie diving,

0:01:09 > 0:01:11this one's for getting struck by lightning,

0:01:11 > 0:01:13and this scorch mark is for getting struck by lightning twice.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16To the camping I say, "No, gracias."

0:01:16 > 0:01:19The wilderness, she is full of the dangers,

0:01:19 > 0:01:21the ivy of poison,

0:01:21 > 0:01:23the thirst, the hunger,

0:01:23 > 0:01:25and the scary, hairy Big Foot.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Big Foot. Hey, I'd sure like to meet him or her.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31And if you don't want to go to nature,

0:01:31 > 0:01:33we'll just bring nature to...

0:01:33 > 0:01:36We shall have no turning of the stump into an indoor camp ground.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41Aww. Ha! What gives you the idea I'd do something like that?

0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Let's go to the mountains. - Chairlift, no!

0:01:48 > 0:01:49The beach!

0:01:51 > 0:01:52The racetrack!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Under the sea!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- No!- Ah, good times.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11The out of doors is called that for a reason.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12She stays out the door.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Hmm.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17This one's for armpit farting the Junior Gull Scouts salute.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Wanna hear?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23FARTING

0:02:23 > 0:02:26SNORING

0:02:26 > 0:02:29RINGING

0:02:29 > 0:02:31MERL SCREAMS

0:02:31 > 0:02:36Huh? I do not remember buying the hopping clock and the jumping bed,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39and the bouncing room.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41The moles! We must do the hiding.

0:02:41 > 0:02:46The moles, they rise up to rule us! I will not kneel before the moles.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Never!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Relax, Mr Jumpy-Pants. - Yeah, Merl.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53We're just driving on a dirt road.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56MERL SCREAMS

0:02:58 > 0:03:00MERL GROANS

0:03:00 > 0:03:03This one is for rides.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04You said we couldn't camp in the stump,

0:03:04 > 0:03:07so we turned the stump into a camper and brought it camping.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Pretty neat, huh?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Um, who is driving?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I am! ..Oh.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- We're going home! - We're going camping!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- We are going home!- Let it go!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22THEY SQUABBLE

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Oh, let me try!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29So, that happened.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34TRIUMPHANT MUSIC

0:03:34 > 0:03:36HOWLING

0:03:36 > 0:03:37MERL SCREAMS

0:03:37 > 0:03:42Look around you, Gull. Pickle, she has sentenced us all to doom.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Huh, doom is way nicer looking than I thought.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47We could starve out here

0:03:47 > 0:03:51and have to do the eating of each other!

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Oh, you simply must try my rump. That's where I'm juiciest.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02- We must return to our home. - But Merl, we are home. Sort of.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04TREE GROANS

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Hey, my Junior Gull Scout guidebook.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Hey, hey, hey!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Welcome to Camp Stumpy Fun!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17As camp recreational director,

0:04:17 > 0:04:20I've got lots of awesome activities planned.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Time for our dirt bike nature hike!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Dirt? Ooh, sounds fancy.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Merl says no.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31I want to see how many bugs I can catch with my face.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34We must think like the survivor, yes?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36We must spot the dangers.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37We must build the shelter.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Wow, Merl, you are going to earn

0:04:39 > 0:04:41your Junior Gull Scout badges in no time.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Hey, look, Merl. Will those leaves be good for your hut?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Yes, we shall survive!

0:04:46 > 0:04:50MILITARY STYLE MUSIC

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Um, Gull, the leaves, what kind are they?

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Ivy leaves. Wait...

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Poison ivy leaves.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Oh, hey, guess we just spotted a danger, huh, Merl?

0:05:02 > 0:05:07Ay, ay, ay. Me picante! Must scratch the itches, yes.

0:05:07 > 0:05:12HE MOANS

0:05:12 > 0:05:16I make el scratch-ione on the strange pile of dirt.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh, hey, I think I saw that in my book, Merl.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23It's a...fire ant hill.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25MERL SCREAMS

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Oh, and that's a stinging nettle patch.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31And that is something called...

0:05:31 > 0:05:32HE MURMURS

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Ah. Poison oak.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING

0:05:36 > 0:05:38I know, right? I totally screamed too...

0:05:38 > 0:05:42for joy! Cos you just earned your Danger Ranger badge.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48A beehive! Great job, Merl.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Water fight!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58I call hoses!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01The water, but she is precious.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05If we run out we will be drinking our sweat, our tears.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08The stump's got plenty of water!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11The water, she can be found by digging into the ground. Gull.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14This one's for hose wrangling!

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Make with the shovelling.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19No problemo, Merl.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21This one's for hole diggin'.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Bull's-eye! Having fun yet?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Uch...- Is this deep enough for you, Merl?

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Wow! That is the most awesome geiser I've ever seen.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I call it Old Faithful.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Oh, sorry, Merl. Not enough for the bellyflop badge

0:06:43 > 0:06:46but I know you'll love trying it again.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48MERL SCREAMS

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Let's shoot some wildlife.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Maybe I can get a shot of Big Foot.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Big Foot! I almost forgot-imente.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01The perimeter, she must be secured with the traps.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02A red-winged blackbird!

0:07:02 > 0:07:06We should be protecting ourselves from wildlife.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07A white-tailed deer!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09That foolish bunny.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12She is not understanding of the dangers that live in these woods.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15The spider, the snake, the...

0:07:15 > 0:07:18SCARY MUSIC

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Hey, there. Are you new to the neighbourhood?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Big Foot!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I brought welcome muffins.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- MERL SCREAMS - Oh.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Nice one, Merl. You just earned the trap tester badge!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37A black and blue squirrel!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Give me pain. Ooh. Give me frustration.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Now give me rage.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42Nice job, Merl.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I've worked with better, but not many.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47What you up to, Merl?

0:07:47 > 0:07:51I light the signal fire for the rescuing of us, yes?

0:07:51 > 0:07:55But the book, she says I am needing the kindling.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57You need to get more sticks, Merl.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Thank you, Pickle, but I'm sure everything

0:08:00 > 0:08:03I need to light a fire is right here in this book.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Like you said, everything we need is right here in my book.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh, no!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, yeah. And here's something else I got a badge for.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Gull!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16This one is for methane magic.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, is it campfire song time now?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24# We love camping cos it's fun

0:08:24 > 0:08:25# Cos it's fun in... #

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Am I the only one who is taking our surviving el serious-o?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Adios, muchachos.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36I will send a rescuing for you when I reach el civilizacion myself.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Bye, Merl!

0:08:41 > 0:08:45THUDDING

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Smells good! Mind if I join?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Smile!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54So... you guys need to get that down?

0:08:56 > 0:09:00MOANING AND RUSTLING

0:09:00 > 0:09:02RUMBLING

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, the hunger, she strikes.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Start with my rump. You simply must try my rump.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09That's where I'm juiciest.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Oh. So hungry.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Delirious.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20GUITAR PLAYS "OH MY DARLING, CLEMENTINE"

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Dude, you should totally go home.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Your idea is good, Signor Nutty Buddy.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26How do I do such a thing?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Simple, bro. Swim.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32ENGINE REVS

0:09:32 > 0:09:40ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS "OH MY DARLING, CLEMENTINE"

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Viva la fish libre!

0:09:46 > 0:09:50MERL SCREAMS

0:09:57 > 0:10:00There you are, Merl. We were looking all over for you.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02MERL GROANS

0:10:04 > 0:10:08There, there, pal. All's well that ends well.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Oh, yeah, say hello to our new roomie.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13What do you say, bro-seph?

0:10:13 > 0:10:14MERL SCREAMS

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Aww, I guess he finally found his love of the outdoors!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23# We love camping cos it's fun

0:10:23 > 0:10:28# Cos it's fun and fun and fun... #