0:00:00 > 0:00:02# Let's go on an adventure
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys. #
0:00:11 > 0:00:12MERL SCREAMS
0:00:12 > 0:00:14PICKLE SCREAMS
0:00:14 > 0:00:15MERL SCREAMS
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Species. #
0:00:27 > 0:00:28MERL SIGHS
0:00:44 > 0:00:46MERL SCREAMS
0:00:46 > 0:00:52Oh! Silly me. I forgot I was keeping these guys in your nut puffaroos.
0:00:52 > 0:00:58MERL SCREAMS
0:00:58 > 0:01:00No more I can take.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03More! Oh, well, seems kind of greedy but OK.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Here's more.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Silly me, I forgot I was keeping these guys in your nut puffaroos.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Looks like you need a top up.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Silly me. I forgot I was keeping these guys in your nut puffaroos.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Hey, what's going on? What's with all the screaming?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27And repeating of dialogue.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Who woke me up?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35How dare you bring the creepy crawlers inside of the stump?
0:01:38 > 0:01:42I command you to get rid of them immedia-mente.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44But they're my friends.
0:01:48 > 0:01:54The only way the friends of you can stay in the stump is in a cage.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58A cage? Did you say cage?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Yes, I did. I said cage.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Just checking.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- PICKLE SCREAMS - Nooo!
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Oh, rabbits, always screaming in terror and fainting.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Pickle, are you OK?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Yeah. Yeah, it's just I don't really like cages very much.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Well, I, on the other paw, love the cages.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26There is something about the safety and security that I really like.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- So we shall get as many cages... - I said no cages!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36OK. So the cages. You hate them.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41But what about my terrible fear of the bugs and the creepy crawlies?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45See? I have the sad eyes.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48The flashback. She begins now.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53CHEERFUL MUSIC
0:02:58 > 0:03:02MERL SCREAMS
0:03:04 > 0:03:06That didn't happen.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Now, since I hate the bugs so mucho mucho,
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I insist they be caged.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Cages. Never again.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Why do you hate cages so much, Pickle?- Um...
0:03:23 > 0:03:27just, the cages stop you from having fun and playing around.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29They keep you locked up.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Pickle don't like anything taking away her freedom.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oh, you just need to relax.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Here, let me give you a nice, calming shoulder massage.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41MERL SCREAMS
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- I can feel the tension.- Gull, I... - Ssh. Hush now, no words.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Feel the stress leave your shoulders.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54Listen to the calming sounds of the whale song.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56HIGH-PITCHED WAILING
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Ahh, so beautiful. So mysterious. I wonder what it means.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Get these things off of me!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Guess we'll never know.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11Merl, I'm sorry for bringing my pals into the stump but I can't help it.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13They're just so cute.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- THUDDING SOUND - So that's where you went, Leggy.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I thought you were never going to come out of Merl's underwear drawer.
0:04:20 > 0:04:26How can I feel safe if the bugs, they are crawling around everywhere?
0:04:26 > 0:04:32OK. I guess a few small cages wouldn't be too bad.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Cages! Cages!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Too many cages.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Well, Pickle, isn't it glorious? - Too many cages.- Ah-ah.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45What is this you have here, muchacho?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Nothing, Merl.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51I swear it's just a little itty-bitty wormy is all.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56El serpiente me voy bastante!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00It won't budge.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03The oxygen, she is not so much.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Freedom!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09THUDDING SOUND
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Uno momento, por favour.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22- It's really nothing this time, Merl. It's just a teeny-weeny buggy.- Hmm.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30See, it's just a wriggly stick with legs and burny saliva.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Oww! It burns! It burns!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35HE SPEAKS SPANISH
0:05:35 > 0:05:36It burns!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43But Merl, it's just a... a football.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Merl, go on!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53As in all things, the cage, she solves every problem.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58No! No! The cage, she has let me down.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Cages, everything must go into cages.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06TENSE MUSIC
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Argh.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Cages.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23# Oh, I'm so happy and free
0:06:23 > 0:06:29# A free, free bunny who just loves her freedom, yeah. #
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Oh, something bad's going to happen.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Shh, Gull.- Sorry.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44PICKLE SCREAMS
0:06:52 > 0:06:56You've never been locked down. Don't worry, first-timer.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59You'll be fine once you get used to all the endless hours
0:06:59 > 0:07:01of stale prison cliches.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06I'm a wise old-timer doing some whittling while I play my harmonica.
0:07:09 > 0:07:14Freedom!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Finally. All the pets, they are now stored away.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31Pickle. You are smiling, yes. This means you feel better?
0:07:31 > 0:07:37PICKLE SCREAMS
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Well, do you feel better or not?
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Freedom! Free... Oh, wait.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Freedom!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Free, I say. Free. Freedom.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59This, she cannot get worse.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Oh, that's an electric eel.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Merl, meet Snippy McPoison-Claw.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09I just know you guys will be pals.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11MERL WHIMPERS
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I did it. I did it!
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Guys, kind of ruining the moment.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21MERL SCREAMS
0:08:21 > 0:08:23This is more like it.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- This is a nightmare.- No, this is a nightmare.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32Nightmare the boa constrictor. The name is just a coincidence.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Enough, this!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39No. What are you doing?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43I feel mucho safer in here than I do out there.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Get out of that horrible cage.- No.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50If Merl cannot be safe inside the stump, outside the cage,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53then Mel will live safe inside the cage outside the stump.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Inside the stump. Obviously I wouldn't live outside the stump.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- Who is living where, now? - Merl in the cage.- Oh, cool.- Not cool.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07Living in a cage is not the answer, Merl. Everyone needs their freedom.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09You've got to be free, Merl.
0:09:09 > 0:09:14Huh! You are free to be free but I, Merl, choose the cage.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17All these creepy crawlies and the Pickle freedoms,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19it is too dangerous-o.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24Something bad is going to happen. Mark my words.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26You couldn't be more wrong, Merl.
0:09:26 > 0:09:32Yeah, Merl, this itty-bitty little buggy friend couldn't hurt a fly.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35What could possibly go wrong?
0:09:37 > 0:09:44Well, I hate to be the Mr "I told you so", but I told you so.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46How is the freedom working now, Pickle?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I guess you might be right. Freedom!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51OK, sure.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53And you, Gull, are you enjoying
0:09:53 > 0:09:56having all your little buggy friends around?
0:09:56 > 0:09:57My brain is tingly.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01So, yes, then. And where is Merl?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Safe and sound and content-o.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Who will be crowned the world's greatest duster?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12I have been waiting for the months to find out who wins.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18- Hey!- Marathon continues with our next episode,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20creepy crawlies gone wild.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23What? No. I do not want to watch the creepy crawly channel.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- We'll show...- Oh, come on, Merl, relax.- Go with the flow.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32No! I want my freedom!