0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys! #
0:00:11 > 0:00:15- Waaaaaah!- Aaaaaaah!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier
0:00:17 > 0:00:24# Feels like we're endangered
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Species. #
0:00:26 > 0:00:28HE SIGHS
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- TV:- 'Welcome to Cactus Falls, the kind of town
0:00:34 > 0:00:36'where if something stinks...
0:00:36 > 0:00:37'it's probably dead.'
0:00:37 > 0:00:38HE GULPS
0:00:38 > 0:00:42'Wait! Eugene! Wh-what are you doing?'
0:00:42 > 0:00:45GROWLING
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- ROARING - 'Eugene?'
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Aah, I thought this was about kittens
0:00:50 > 0:00:51who live on a singing rainbow.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- BARKING - Aah! Turn it off!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Wh-whoops. Aaaaaah!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I've gotcha, pal!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Oops.- Oh, no! The day I have feared has come!
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- It is the attack of the moles. Hide!- Aaaah.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13I was just introducing Gull to my new favourite show.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17He's starting to come around to it. GULL SOBS
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Hm, I see the Gull but...
0:01:20 > 0:01:22But nothing. All is well.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- This reminds me of... - Run, Gull! Run!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Huh?- Whoa. You remember, then?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- When we review our... - BOTH:- Please don't say it!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- El drillo de la disaster. - Disaster drills!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Oh, yeah!- Ugh, not again.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Oh. Oh, yeah. Ugh.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49The safety, yes? She begins with the Safety Nuts Method.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Who can remember each safety nut and what she stands for?
0:01:52 > 0:01:58- Uh...Merl, all those nuts look the same.- Yes, they are the same.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- This is how you remember them, no?- Ooh, ooh, ooh!- Yes, Gull.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- I'm a survival.- Close, but, no.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10The nut uno, it means stay calm.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11HE BREATHES DEEPLY
0:02:11 > 0:02:14The nut dos - always listen to Merl.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16That's me.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21The nut tres - follow Merl. That's me.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24And if all above should fail...
0:02:24 > 0:02:29- Quatro nut - everyone under the bed. - Ooh, ooh, ooh!
0:02:29 > 0:02:30- HE SIGHS - Yes, Gull.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I'm a survival.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38- Oh... What if there's an earthquake? - Eh? A what?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40You know, a big, giant, loud earthquake
0:02:40 > 0:02:43that splits the stump in half? Ka-put!
0:02:46 > 0:02:51LOUD RUMBLING
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Aaaah!
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Aaaaaaaaaaah!
0:03:03 > 0:03:08Well, if that happens to the nuts, then we do the Safety Nuts.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13Uno - stay calm, dos - always listen to what I say...
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- What if we can't hear you? - Tres - follow Merl.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21- What if we can't see you? - Quatro nut - everyone under the bed.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26- That is nuts! - No, it is the Safety Nuts!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Now, moving onto our biggest threat...
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- moles.- Wait!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35What if there's a ghost?
0:03:35 > 0:03:40Stay calm, always listen, follow me and...
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- ALL:- Everyone under the bed.- Hm.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Correctamundo, muchachos. - Wait a minute!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Anyone can sit around getting prepared for the expected
0:03:50 > 0:03:54but what about the unexpected?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Ever thought about what would happen to this place
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- if it was attacked by aliens? - Aah!- Or zombies?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02HE GASPS
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- What about a hurri-cat? - Be strong.- Or a vol-gator?- Waaaah!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- What?- Wh-what are these things you speak of?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Hm... A hurri-cat, you ask.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15It's only a hurricane that rains down angry cats.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Cats, Merl, cats!
0:04:18 > 0:04:24- This, it is not possible. - And a vol-gator... Boy, oh, boy.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28You don't even want to know.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33It's a volcano that erupts lava with gators swimming in it!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- No more, yes? - Oh, we're sitting ducks over here.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40This stump couldn't stop a skunk's sneeze, never mind a hurri-cat.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42THUNDER CRASHES
0:04:42 > 0:04:46OK, the safety, she needs more, more, MORE!
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Want to prepare for disaster, do you? I'll help you prepare for disaster.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Nothing says Monday morning like a...
0:04:59 > 0:05:01ZOMBIE ATTACK!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Brraaains...
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Aaah!- Aah, horror, terror!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Look at this terrifying, brainless creature
0:05:08 > 0:05:10who wants to eat your brain, Merl!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Brraaains.- Aaah!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16He's heading straight for the stump! What do we do? What do we do?!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Simple really. We all know zombies can only walk straight
0:05:20 > 0:05:23so we have to dig trenches around the yard.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Yes, yes! The trenches, they will cause the mucho confusione, yes?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30HE WHIMPERS
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Brraaains.- Aah!
0:05:33 > 0:05:38Brraaains... Brraaains...
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Aah!- Brraaains...
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Ooft.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45HE SIGHS Sure, these trenches may stop
0:05:45 > 0:05:47the zombies but...
0:05:47 > 0:05:51they're basically rolling out the welcome mats for...
0:05:51 > 0:05:53THE ALIENS!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Greetings, earthlings.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00I have come to harvest your juuuices.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Protect your juices!- Aaaah!
0:06:03 > 0:06:09Ha-ha-ha! Mu-ha-ha! Diabolical lau-au-ghter.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16- We should be safe from the aliens in here.- Yeah.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Until the lava arrives. - Lava? In the stump? Where?
0:06:20 > 0:06:25- Laaa-vaaa, laaa-vaaa... - Gull, stop it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30- Lava is nothing to fear about, yes?- Aah! Lava!
0:06:32 > 0:06:37- ..laaa-vaaa, laaa-vaaa... - Stop! You must stop!
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- ..laaa-vaaa, laaa-vaaa... - GLASS SMASHES
0:06:41 > 0:06:43No! The lava, she is making a mess!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- It's heading right for us! - But this is madness.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51You must cease this madness! This is even worse than the moles!
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- ..laaa-vaaa...- Aaah! We must use the Safety Nuts Method!
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Step uno - stay calm. Step dos - always listen to Merl.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Step tres - follow Merl.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Quatro nut - everybody under the bed!
0:07:04 > 0:07:09- Glug, glug, glug...- Nutty Buddy! - CRASHING
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- Nooooo!- It's not working.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- We need to move on to Plan B. - The Plan B? What is this?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Evacuation. You first, Merl.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Safety slides. Now, this I can... WHOAA-aaaa!
0:07:25 > 0:07:32Yeeeeeee!
0:07:32 > 0:07:38AAAAAAAAAH...
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Ugh. Aah.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46- Oh.- Wheeee-hooo!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49That safety slide is WAY too dangerous.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Let's do it again!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Wait, the danger, she is dangerous,
0:07:55 > 0:08:00- and the safety, she is dangerous, too?- Now you got it.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03That's actually what I've been trying to show you all along.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Gull! A demonstration, please.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08I'm being safe.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oooft.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Ahem. Now I'm in danger.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Oooft.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- See the difference?- There is none.
0:08:20 > 0:08:26Exactly. No matter what we do, we can't always be safe. So...
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Then we must prepare the stump. She must be INDESTRUCTIBLE!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34No, we just go on and enjoy our lives without a care in the world
0:08:34 > 0:08:36cos it doesn't make any difference anyway.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38# La-di-do-di-do. #
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I'm being blissfully ignorant.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- I'm OK!- See?
0:08:44 > 0:08:49- It's all good.- Yes...it will be good.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- HAMMERING - That should do it.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Barbed wire, sharp spikes, cannons, multiple walls,
0:08:56 > 0:09:00AND moats, an impenetrable tower equipped with its own ladder
0:09:00 > 0:09:04and...vicious guard Buddy.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Now I am prepared for anything. Ha-ha!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Mm... Did you miss the previous seven scenes of completely ridiculous,
0:09:11 > 0:09:15over the top danger? Life is for living, Merl.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19No! This is the living. Structured, safe.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23The living, she is now indestructible!
0:09:23 > 0:09:28Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
0:09:28 > 0:09:33- Uh, Merl, you've got that crazy look in your eye again.- Yes.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37The look, she says, we are prepared, we are invincible!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Mu-ha-ha... - Yeah, I heard you the first time.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43THUNDER CRASHES
0:09:43 > 0:09:46HE WHIMPERS Uh, Merl?
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Where'd you get all the wood for these barricades, anyway?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Um, perhaps I take a little bit from the roof.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56The aerial attack, she is very unlikely, yes?
0:09:56 > 0:10:01- But it does rain a lot. - I'm unpredictable weather.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Boom! Crash! Lightning strike!
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Drizzle...
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Hm, the rain, she does the mocking of me and my safety preparedness.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Yeah, whatevs. At least you've got an umbrella, right?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Umbrella?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Wow, Merl, you really need to start being more prepared, huh?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Perhaps the rain, it will not be so bad.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Aah!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27The safety... Aah! ..she mocks me.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Aaaaah!