Squirrel Plague!!!

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure!

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys! #

0:00:11 > 0:00:15- Waaaaaaah!- Aaaaaaah!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# Species. #

0:00:27 > 0:00:28HE SIGHS

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep...

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Oh, man. This is going to be so much fun!

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Gull, you're really excited about the Antique Nut Show, aren't ya?

0:00:41 > 0:00:45Oh, very much so. I can't wait to see all of those exotic nuts.

0:00:45 > 0:00:50Merl says it's going to be the event of the nut season!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Oh. How come you aren't going to come, Pickle?

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Yeah, well, the Nut Show sounds a little too boring for me, Gull.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58And with Merl out of the house, I'll finally be able

0:00:58 > 0:01:03to build my super-duper, fantastic surfboard lava slide!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05- HE GASPS - Maybe me and Merl should stay here

0:01:05 > 0:01:08and help you with your surfboard lava...

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Shh! Gull! It's a secret!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Come on, Merl. Your nuts are loaded and ready for the...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Merl? Merrrrrl?

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Merl, we're going to miss the March of the Macadamia!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26GROANING

0:01:27 > 0:01:31D-did th-that sound like a z-zombie to you?

0:01:31 > 0:01:35LOUD WAILING

0:01:37 > 0:01:39SHE GASPS

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Uggghh...- Zombie!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Merl! You look sick!

0:01:50 > 0:01:55There is nothing that will keep Merl from going to the Nut Sh... Aaaah!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Mm... I think Merl's too sick to leave.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Nah, you're fine, aren't you, Merl?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Maybe Merl could take a LITTLE rest.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ugggghh.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07SHE SIGHS

0:02:07 > 0:02:09All right, but let's try and do this quickly.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17What are you doing?

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Just trying to figure some way to get you out of the stump fast.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24I mean, just making sure you're OK.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Is it gas? I bet it's gas.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28- Boop, boop, boop.- Stop that! Ohhh!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- STOMACH RUMBLES - It is not the gas.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33- Yep, got to be gas. - HE GROANS

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Well, if I have my squirrel physiology correct,

0:02:37 > 0:02:42and I think I do, this looks to me like a case of squirrel plague.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Squirrel plague!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- What's squirrel plague?- Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- HE COUGHS - Don't be silly, Pickle.

0:02:51 > 0:02:57The squirrel plague, she has been eliminated. And if Merl had it...

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- HE SPLUTTERS - ..the tail, she'd be covered

0:02:59 > 0:03:04- in the yellow spots.- Uh, Merl?- Hmm?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- HE GASPS - No, no, no! This cannot be.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Merl cannot have the squirrel plague!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12- HE SCREAMS - Yeah, Merl needs a doctor.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13SHE GASPS

0:03:13 > 0:03:18Well, we really won't know for sure until we do a proper examination.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20STOMACH RUMBLES

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Do it.- Nurse Gull.- Yes, Doctor?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Prepare the patient for examination. - Yes, Doctor.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30I'm an ambulance. Siren, siren, siren...

0:03:30 > 0:03:34LOUD CRASHES MERL GROANS AND SCREAMS

0:03:34 > 0:03:38..siren, siren, siren...

0:03:40 > 0:03:43The patient is preparated, Doctor.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Aah.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Aaah!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Very interesting.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- I... - HE GASPS

0:03:55 > 0:03:57SHE GASPS We need to rehydrate him!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Yes, Doctor.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Is that a garden hose?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Aaah! - HE GASPS FOR AIR

0:04:15 > 0:04:17STOMACH GURGLES

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Aaa-aaa.

0:04:19 > 0:04:24- Well, the results are in and you are clear to go to the Nut Show.- Yay!

0:04:24 > 0:04:29- Merl is OK?- Totally. Other than a slight case of the moist mouth.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Moist mouth!- Moist mouth?

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- There goes the lava slide. - What is moist mouth?

0:04:36 > 0:04:41- I knew a squirrel who had the moist mouth once.- Yes? And?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- What happened to him?- Like I said...

0:04:44 > 0:04:46I used to know him!

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Aaaaaaaaah!- Aaaaah!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Bluh, bluh, bluh...

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Oh...

0:04:57 > 0:05:02- This tongue towel tastes funny. - Gull! What are you doing?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Nothing.- Those paper towels are covered with... Aaaargh!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- STOMACH RUMBLES - ..the squirrel plague.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Mm. Is that what that taste is?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Mm... Very plague-alicious.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17That is it! It is up to Merl to keep everyone in this stump...

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- STOMACH RUMBLES - ..safe.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21What are you going to do, Merl?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23- Merl is going into quarantine. - STOMACH GRUMBLES

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Aaah, aah.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Fight, Merl. You are strong.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34You can beat this plague.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- STOMACH RUMBLES - Ay-ay!

0:05:37 > 0:05:42Oh, Gull, I can't bear to watch this any more!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44It's just so sad and...a little boring.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Actually, more than a little boring. But mostly just so, so sad!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Quick, Gull! Tell me a happy story!

0:05:51 > 0:05:56Mm. Well, let's see. There's just so many happy stories to tell.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00You know, right up until the whole squirrel plague-y thing, that is.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Hmm... Well, maybe just pick one from your happy childhood, then.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, that's easy!

0:06:07 > 0:06:11When I was growing up, all alone on my rotting heap of garbage

0:06:11 > 0:06:16with no parents to feed me or hug me, or love me...

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Oh, why would you tell me such a sad story?

0:06:21 > 0:06:26Well, hold on. I'm not done yet. There is still a happy ending.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29After that, I met you and Merl

0:06:29 > 0:06:32and we all moved in together into our new stump home.

0:06:33 > 0:06:40You're right. That is a happy ending. Ohhh...

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Aarrrrrghhhh!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- MERL GROANS - Happy.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I want him to be happy again!

0:07:04 > 0:07:09That is it! Those two have no respect for the dying...

0:07:09 > 0:07:11STOMACH GROANS

0:07:11 > 0:07:13The end...

0:07:13 > 0:07:15She is coming.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19I'm just happy.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23PFFFFFRRRT!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Merl? GLASS BREAKS

0:07:28 > 0:07:32SOMBRE ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS

0:07:34 > 0:07:39Merl was the bestest friend what I ever had, even.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I think Merl put it best when he said,

0:07:42 > 0:07:44"Aaaah! Oh, oh! Waaaaaah!"

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- We must honour his memory... - ..with a 21 snot salute.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50KNOCK AT THE DOOR

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Hey! Beat it, pal! Can't you see we're mourning Merl?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55SHE GASPS Merl!

0:07:55 > 0:07:59- Yes?- It's... Is it really, really you?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Of course it is me. The Merl.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- He's aliiive!- He's a ghost!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Aaaaaaaah!- What?

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- No, I am not the ghost. - Oh, so you're cured?- Eh...

0:08:12 > 0:08:17It turns out the squirrel plague was simply the...gassiness.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22Once it was...relieved by the grandioso fartissimo,

0:08:22 > 0:08:25then the pain, she was...gone.

0:08:25 > 0:08:30Aaaaah! So, it was gas. Ha-ha, I was right.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Uh, I was right?- But what about the yellow spots on your tail?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Oh, yes, the spots.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40These were just the mustard stains from Gull's hot dog.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Mm... Ghost hot dog.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Ghost hot dog? - HE SCREAMS

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Hey, Gull? Gull?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54GULL!

0:08:54 > 0:08:59Look! He's not a ghost. He's Merl.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Merl? Not dead?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03For realsies?

0:09:03 > 0:09:07- BOTH:- Yeaaaaaaaah!- Enough!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Now look. It's been a very long and painful day for Merl

0:09:12 > 0:09:16and all I want to do is take my valuable prized nut collection

0:09:16 > 0:09:18and have it appraised by the experts at the Nut Show.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Yes! Finally! Off to the Nut Show!

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Where is my prized nut collection?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Yeah, where is Merl's prized nut collection?

0:09:28 > 0:09:33Yeah, so, the nearest I can figure is... Looks like the birds got them.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Merl...would have wanted this.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44HE BURPS

0:09:44 > 0:09:45- BOTH:- The birds?

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Oh, yeah. Yup, yup, that's what we're figuring.

0:09:49 > 0:09:54- So all my prized nuts are gone? - So all his prized nuts are gone?

0:09:54 > 0:09:58- AND I missed the Nut Show? - AND he missed the Nut Show?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Well, look on the bright side, guys.

0:10:00 > 0:10:05We've got a whole year to collect more nuts for the next Nut Show!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- HE WHIMPERS - No! My nuts!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Merl's nuts!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Nuts!