Cliffhanger!!!

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Let's go on an adventure!

0:00:04 > 0:00:06That isn't very wise.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08I love you guys!

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- Argh!- Argh!- Whoa!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# Species. #

0:00:31 > 0:00:33'Stop!

0:00:33 > 0:00:34'I'll never survive.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36'No!'

0:00:38 > 0:00:42'Tune in next week for our exciting conclusion.'

0:00:42 > 0:00:45What? But the show! How does she end?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47We'll just have to wait.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Ooh, one whole week of amazing mystery and suspense.

0:00:51 > 0:00:55- A whole week!- Yeah, Merl, didn't you hear the music?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57It was all like this -

0:00:57 > 0:00:58# Dum-dum-dum

0:00:58 > 0:01:00# Dramatic musical sting. #

0:01:00 > 0:01:05No! It cannot be. I must know the ending. I must!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Not me. I love a good cliff-hanger.

0:01:08 > 0:01:13Fact is, I wish my life could be filled with drama and suspense.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Me too. Because I'm the -

0:01:15 > 0:01:17# Dum-dum-dum. #

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Guy.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Yes. This, I do not dispute.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Now, will you excuse me? - Hmm, stay tuned.

0:01:29 > 0:01:35All the mystery, the uncertainty, the ending without the ending.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38She make me very hungry, yes.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Under these covers are delicious condiments for Merl's sandwich.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45One contains mustard, one contains mayonnaise

0:01:45 > 0:01:48and one contains a deadly snake.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- GASPS FROM IMAGINARY CROWD - Which one will Merl choose?

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Um, that one.- Are you sure?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- That one.- Is that your final answer?

0:01:59 > 0:02:05GAME SHOW MUSIC

0:02:05 > 0:02:10- Yes.- Tune in next week for our exciting conclusion!

0:02:10 > 0:02:11What? But I am hungry.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15I cannot wait until the week that is next to eat the sandwich.

0:02:15 > 0:02:20Oh, sorry, Merl. It wouldn't be very suspenseful now, would it?

0:02:20 > 0:02:24I don't care about the suspense. I only want to eat the sandwich.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26IMAGINARY CROWD GASPS

0:02:26 > 0:02:28RATTLING

0:02:30 > 0:02:32MERL SCREAMS

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Will our hero survive the ravenous reptile?

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Tune in next week for the shocking conclusion.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43I do not think that the snake,

0:02:43 > 0:02:46she will wait a week before the eating of me.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48# Dum-dum-dum. #

0:02:48 > 0:02:51And now a drama in the stump.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57I am the Merl and that is an impostor-ito!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Oh!

0:02:59 > 0:03:03DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:03:04 > 0:03:08- Huh?- Really?

0:03:12 > 0:03:18- Hmm.- Stop! Stop this that you are doing. I am the real Merl.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Oh! It is true?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Yes, it's true. I didn't want you to know the truth.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Enough. Stop this silli-osoness.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31What? But it's an internet sensation.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Hey, Merl. Streaming live.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Merl, your fans are in a fevered pitch.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41What will happen to Merl next in the stump? Stay tuned.

0:03:42 > 0:03:47You know, there is more to life in the stump than drama and suspense.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51There are also cliff-hangers!

0:03:51 > 0:03:57Argh! I think you hurt my arm!

0:03:57 > 0:04:03Merl. I am your father.

0:04:04 > 0:04:09- Eh?- I am your father.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Sorry, I do not understand. We are not even the same species.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Would you believe I'm the twin sister you never knew you had?- No.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22- I would not.- I'm a space princess. - OK.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24But this still is not the cliff-hanger.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27This is just the tomfoolery.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Got to agree with you there, Merl.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33A cliff-hanger, she needs the big stakes.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Something exciting or dangerous.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38I go to the bathroom or the bedroom, who cares?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41It is not that dangerous, yes.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45I think you may be right, Merl.

0:04:48 > 0:04:53Of course I am. Now, let me go to the bathroom.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57That's right, folks. A great white shark

0:04:57 > 0:05:02has been put into Merl's toilet to make it more dangerous.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05MERL SCREAMS

0:05:08 > 0:05:14The potty. The shark. This, it was no cliff-hanger either.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17You're right, Merl. So don't move.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21This, how did it happen?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Oh, er...who knows? It's a cliff-hanger.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26# Dum-dum-dum

0:05:26 > 0:05:30# We rigged the ceiling to fall on Merl's head, musical sting. #

0:05:30 > 0:05:34One false step and the entire stump will come crashing down on Merl.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36And only Merl.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Will he survive? Tune in next year.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43What? But I cannot stand here for the whole year.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Sorry. It is a season finale.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47# Dum-dum-dum

0:05:47 > 0:05:50# Season finale, only reruns ahead, musical sting. #

0:05:50 > 0:05:54But the Gull, he can just say, "The year, she has passed."

0:05:54 > 0:05:55She has?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57BELL CHIMES

0:05:57 > 0:06:02- Oh!- Aw, Merl, you ruined the cliff-hanger.

0:06:02 > 0:06:08Yes, I did. I shall be the spoiler.

0:06:08 > 0:06:14I spoil the cliff-hanger with the resolution instante.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Cliff-hanger!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Spoiler!- Huh?

0:06:22 > 0:06:26GULL SPEAKS INCOHERENTLY

0:06:27 > 0:06:29DOORBELL RINGS

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Cliff-hanger!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Merl.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Spoiler!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42RINGING

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Cliff-hanger!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Spoiler.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54# Dum-dum-dum. #

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Again, our hero suspects nothing.

0:06:58 > 0:07:04How will he ever survive that giant bomb planted beneath his seat?

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Spoiler.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Aww, no fair.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14These cliff-hangers ain't that exciting.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18We need to come up with something really dangerous.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22The spoiler, this time he just hides somewhere safe.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Where is the basement? Oh, no! The bomb.

0:07:30 > 0:07:37Before she blow up and she open the river of lava! Help!

0:07:37 > 0:07:43Pfft! Sounds like spoiler Merl again, trying to spoil everything.

0:07:43 > 0:07:48I cannot do the spoiling. I am in real danger. Hanging off the stairs.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Help me!

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Aww, come on, Merl. I'm the one who needs help.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58And I want a cliff-hanger, not a stair-hanger!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00No!

0:08:02 > 0:08:07OK. Now I am hanging from the cliff. Please help!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Ignore him, Gull. He's just trying to distract us

0:08:10 > 0:08:12so we can't think of a good cliff-hanger.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15But I am hanging from the cliff!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Whatever.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22Fingers slipping... about to fall.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Hey, Merl, could you mind keeping it down with all your shouting

0:08:26 > 0:08:28about hanging off a cliff, OK?

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Because Pickle's trying to figure out a good cliff-hanger. Thank you.

0:08:33 > 0:08:38Wait a sec, the big cliff-hanger. It's staring me right in the face.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43- The cliff I hang from cliff-hanger? - No.- My cliff-hanger is...

0:08:43 > 0:08:46My search for a cliff-hanger!

0:08:46 > 0:08:51# Dum-dum-dum. # Dramatic joke within a joke musical sting.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Stay tuned. Will our hero bunny find

0:08:53 > 0:08:58the cliff-hanger ending she so desperately seeks? The answer...

0:08:58 > 0:09:02next time in the stump. Now let's freeze-frame.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Will someone please help?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Sorry, Merl. Can't move.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20- We're in a freeze-frame.- What? This is not a freeze-frame.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24This is just the two of you standing very still. Help me!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Before I fall!

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Freeze-frame!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32It's a close one, huh?

0:09:32 > 0:09:37The cliff-hanger. Perhaps she is not so bad after all.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39To be continued.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Hmm. Needs work.- Oh, I know!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47But this wasn't the only peril

0:09:47 > 0:09:50facing our friends at the end of this episode.

0:09:50 > 0:09:56There was also the massive doomsday ducky hurtling towards the stump.

0:09:56 > 0:10:01Or will they simply be destroyed with the rest of the planet

0:10:01 > 0:10:06by the invasion of... the alien corn pops?

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Or will something even more terrifying happen?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21What?