Gull in Tights

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- # Let's go on an adventure - That isn't very wise... #

0:00:06 > 0:00:08- GULL GIGGLES - # I love you guys... #

0:00:11 > 0:00:13SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# This is a Captain Crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Species! #

0:00:26 > 0:00:27MERL SIGHS

0:00:30 > 0:00:32- MAN ON TV:- He steals from the wickedly rich

0:00:32 > 0:00:34to give to the innocent poor.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37It's the Robin Hood mega-marathon.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Our adventures begin deep inside the Sherwood Forest.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44Robin Hood frees the love of his life, Maid Marion, by defea...

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Last we saw, a cleverly disguised Robin Hood...

0:00:47 > 0:00:51We now return to day 11 of our rollicking Robin Hood...

0:00:51 > 0:00:54The dastardly Sheriff of Nottingham in an archery contest...

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Evildoers cower

0:00:56 > 0:00:59and innocents cheer whenever they hear Robin Hood's cry...

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Tally ho!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02CRASHING

0:01:02 > 0:01:06The Gull, he has been watching Robin Hood for the past two weeks.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- FLIES BUZZ - The garbage, she is out of control.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Gull, hola? Gull?

0:01:15 > 0:01:19Perhaps he needs a few minutos to snap out of it.

0:01:19 > 0:01:25Hmm. Maybe he hasn't gone to sleep because his bed's really boring.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32MERL HUMS

0:01:34 > 0:01:36GARBAGE RATTLES

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Sherwood Forest...

0:01:41 > 0:01:44where Robin Gull resides.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Oh, a wagon of riches!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Tally ho!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51CRASHING

0:01:55 > 0:02:00Fear not, simple village folk, for it is I, Robin Gull,

0:02:00 > 0:02:03who steals from the rich and gives to the poor.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Gotcha, buddy.

0:02:05 > 0:02:10Won't you help a poor urchin with no bits to eat?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Here you go, poor fella.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Pickle, did Gull come this wa...? No!

0:02:15 > 0:02:19I suppose it is the poor Merl who have to clean this up, hmm?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21What? Poor Merl?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24You never told me you were poor.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26N-n-n-no! Ahh!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Why do you do this?

0:02:28 > 0:02:32I rob from the rich and give to the poor, like you!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34But I am not the poor.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38So... You're rich? Oh, my bad!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Wait! But this is my stuff -

0:02:42 > 0:02:44you cannot just take it.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Oh, sorry, Merl. Just stealing from the rich.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49But I am not the rich

0:02:49 > 0:02:52and, now that you take everything, I am poor.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Very poor!

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Not me, guv. Look at all me loot. I be rich!

0:02:58 > 0:02:59TOY SQUEAKS

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Er, wait a second.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Weren't you just poor? And you poor, then rich,

0:03:04 > 0:03:06then poor, then poor, and rich,

0:03:06 > 0:03:09and then you were poor again, then rich, then poor...

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Hmm, maybe I steal from the fridge and give to the stove?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Looks like Gull is stuck in a Robin Hood loop-de-loo.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Loop-de-loo?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24This is a technical term, yes?

0:03:24 > 0:03:25I steal from the window!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28He's stealing from something and giving to something else.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33I steal from the dark and give to the light!

0:03:36 > 0:03:39The only way to get the loop-de-looer out from the loop that he's in

0:03:39 > 0:03:41is to play along with him until the story ends.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47This theory of yours, it is based on the science, yes?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Pfft, duh, Merl! Course it is.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Now put on this frilly dress.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- TORCH FLICKERS - Huh?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56TORCH CLICKS

0:03:57 > 0:03:58What?!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00How did you do this, Pickle?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02And how did I get into this dress?

0:04:02 > 0:04:06I'm not Pickle, I'm the evil Sheriff of Picklingham.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08LAUGHS FIENDISHLY

0:04:08 > 0:04:14And I am kidnapping the love of Robin Gull's life, Maid Merlion.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Ah! I did not agree to this!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20GROWLS

0:04:20 > 0:04:21- MERL HIGH PITCHED:- Stop, help!

0:04:21 > 0:04:26And if Robin Gull ever wants to seeth thou dearest love again...

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Really? I mean, er, yes, of course!

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Thou gots to beateth me in an archery contest hither yon.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36LAUGHS

0:04:36 > 0:04:38An archery contest!

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Robin Gull says...

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- GULL HIGH PITCHED:- Tally ho!

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Oh, oh...

0:04:46 > 0:04:48No, no, no. This, it is not right.

0:04:48 > 0:04:53Pickle, you must be the girlie maiden and I the mucho macho guy.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Nay, I say, fair maiden ladies' name.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Why would you be called the Sheriff of Picklington?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02That makes no sense at all.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Huh? Why is it you put the apple on my head?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08We've got to aim at something in...

0:05:08 > 0:05:09TRUMPET FANFARES

0:05:09 > 0:05:14The archery contest to winneth Maid Merlion.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Oh, hey, hold on a second.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Just got to get my arrows ready.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21WATER SPLASHING

0:05:21 > 0:05:23They always stick better when they're wet.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24WHAT?!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32PICKLE LAUGHS FEVERISHLY

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Ahhh!

0:05:35 > 0:05:36CRASHING AND RATTLING

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Under the legs!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43The target, she is not my face!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Bull's-eye.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Maiden down...oh!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Hear ye, hear ye.

0:05:49 > 0:05:54I doth now stealeth Maid Merlion away to yonder castle,

0:05:54 > 0:05:57wherest we shall be wedded-ed-ed.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Whoo, yay!

0:05:59 > 0:06:04Sure hope no swashbuckling Robin Gull stops me.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Me, too.- Er...

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Don't you think you maybe ought to stop me?

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Nope.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Maybe interrupt the wedding feast?

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Maybe eat some hot dogs?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- GRUMBLING - Hot dogs? Oh, yes!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Ah, too late. I shall eat them all.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22LAUGHS FIENDISHLY

0:06:22 > 0:06:24GULL GASPS

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Flabbergast!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27TRUMPET BLOWS

0:06:29 > 0:06:31HORSE HOOVES CLOP

0:06:31 > 0:06:33KNOCKING

0:06:33 > 0:06:35'Allo? Who ees eet?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37It is I, Robin Gull.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39PICKLE GASPS

0:06:39 > 0:06:41The Robin Gull, he is not welcome 'ere,

0:06:41 > 0:06:43unless he wears...

0:06:43 > 0:06:45le disguise fancy!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, oh!

0:06:49 > 0:06:50KNOCKING

0:06:50 > 0:06:52'Allo? Who ees eet?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55It is I, Robin Gull.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01This cannot be. You have le moustache fancee!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- GULL GIGGLES - That's because I'm in disguise.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Oh, oh! In that case, come on in.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16Wow, it is truly amazing what you can do with the refrigerator box.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Hot dogs! So you didn't eat them all.

0:07:18 > 0:07:23Not yet, but I will, right after I marry Maid Merlion.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- KISSES AIR - Uh, uh..

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Robin Gull, may I borrow the moustacho, por favore?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Ah, finally I look mucho macho.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39GULL GASPS

0:07:39 > 0:07:44Oh, who is this strange creature with face hair on his face fur?

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Do not fear, Sheriff, I will save you from this fiend.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Ay, ay, ay!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Point the sword at the Spaniard outside the building, please.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Oh! You...you b-b-bent my sword.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Er, no! Look, look it is OK.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02GULL WHIMPERS AND CRIES

0:08:04 > 0:08:05I...

0:08:05 > 0:08:07You bent my sword!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Oh, way to go Maid Merlion. - Maid Merlion?

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Oh, since when did you grow a moustache?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Er, while I was waiting for you to do the rescue of me

0:08:16 > 0:08:20from the evil Sheriff of Picklingham.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24So, I will let you two get to the fighting without me, yes?

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Wait a second.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28That's no woman's moustache.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- GASPS - You're an impostor!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Tally ho!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Avenge you!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38NOOOO!

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Gull, I am sorry. That was a... Ahh!

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Take this! And this!

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Oh, the fish, it is too smelly.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53You cannot escape me, evil maiden.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Take that and that, and one of these!

0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Oh, no. - CRASHING

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Ah! Now I'm over here.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Behind you!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Ah! Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not left-handed.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Ha-ha! Hiyah!

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Well, I am not left-handed either.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19GULL GROWLS

0:09:19 > 0:09:22CRASHING AND BANGING

0:09:24 > 0:09:26THEY SCREAM AND SHOUT

0:09:26 > 0:09:29PICKLE HUMS CASUALLY

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Whoa!- Take this and that.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34No, no, you take that and this,

0:09:34 > 0:09:36and a tickle under here.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Whoa!

0:09:37 > 0:09:42Aha! I rob the fish and give to the floor.

0:09:44 > 0:09:49Tally ho! Unhand him, foul Maid Merlion.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51You're supposed to let Gull win, Merl.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Ah-ha!

0:09:54 > 0:09:58You can never defeat the great Robin Gull.

0:09:58 > 0:10:03And his trusty sidekick, the Sheriff of Picklingham.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Tally ho!

0:10:05 > 0:10:06HORSE NEIGHS

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- GULL:- Merly-toe!

0:10:09 > 0:10:10MERL SIGHS

0:10:10 > 0:10:15There is no happily ever after for Maid Merlion.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16MOP SQUEAKS

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Hey, Merl, any more popcorn?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21I've been knocking the last of the Robin Hood out of Gull's head

0:10:21 > 0:10:24with a good old-fashioned Geckozilla movie marathon.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Ah, si. The Geckozilla movies - that is nice.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Ahh! No! - BOTH: Nooo!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32GULL ROARS