Raiders of the Lost Throne Room

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# He-he-he! I love you guys. #

0:00:11 > 0:00:12HE SCREAMS

0:00:12 > 0:00:13SHE SCREAMS

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:24# Feels like we are endangered

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Species! #

0:00:26 > 0:00:28MERL GROANS

0:00:36 > 0:00:41- Let's find a nice show we all can watch.- Hey! I was watching that.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42APPLAUSE

0:00:42 > 0:00:43SINGING

0:00:45 > 0:00:46SCREAMING

0:00:46 > 0:00:51- One channel, Pickle. - Maybe you'll like this channel.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Sure.- Oh, wait, this one's even better.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Si. Or this one.- Sure.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Or this one.- OK.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- HE SIGHS - This one. Si.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Uh-oh! Got to go pee now!

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Or this one.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Or this one.- Any channel, Pickle, just stay there.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17CONTINUOUS BEEPING

0:01:17 > 0:01:21- Except this one. - Oh, this is my favourite show.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26# Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee! #

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Sing it, Gull. # Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee! #

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Gr-rr...

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- # Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee! # - Gr-argh-gr!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Enough! I need silencio.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42I can't hold it any longer. Ee-ee-ee-ee!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oh, I got to go pee.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Now, where did I put that potty?

0:01:51 > 0:01:52ROAR!

0:01:53 > 0:01:54HE WHIMPERS

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Got to go, got to go, got to go pee!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Potty time!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Help, I'm nowhere near the somewhere, I need to be here.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Gull, is he lost again?

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Ay! This stump, she is not that big. Perhaps...

0:02:11 > 0:02:16Bathroom's down the hall to the right, you'll find it. Go, go, go!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Yeah!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- But he never finds it. - I have faith in him.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23PHONE RINGS

0:02:24 > 0:02:26You got Merl.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28- SQUAWKING - Uh-uh. Ah.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30It is Gull. He is lost again.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Bathroom's down the hall and to the right.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34HE WHIMPERS

0:02:34 > 0:02:36PHONE RINGS

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- You got Merl. Uh-uh. - SQUAWKING

0:02:39 > 0:02:42He asks, "What's a hall?" This may require...

0:02:42 > 0:02:44A search party!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47With walkie-talkies and flashlights and helicopters.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Trust me, people,

0:02:48 > 0:02:52if we don't find him in the first 48 hours, he's as good as gone.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55He could have frostbite, he could be surrounded by bears,

0:02:55 > 0:02:58he could be glued to a yak, he could be listening to a harmonica.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Call in the bloodhounds and the psychics and...

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- Or we can just make him a map. - We could do that.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Or we could make a map.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Vamos, muchacha.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Smile! He-he-he!

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Gah!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32It needs more of...my stuff.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Guys, it's getting worse.- The map...

0:03:35 > 0:03:37..she is done.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Phew. Just in time.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41OK.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Gull, no!

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- You use the map to help you find the bathroom.- Oh, really?

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Yes.

0:03:52 > 0:03:57- Hey. Is this little door here the potty?- What little door?

0:04:00 > 0:04:01THUNDER

0:04:01 > 0:04:04This door...she was no' here this morning.

0:04:04 > 0:04:10Ooh, I guess when I put all my map stuff on all your map stuff

0:04:10 > 0:04:14it made up a whole new map of stuff that never even existed before.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Or we just never noticed it.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19That door could be the entrance to our future selves

0:04:19 > 0:04:21when we're made of cheese and gumballs.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24But I can't hold it any longer.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27WIND ROARS

0:04:30 > 0:04:31What is this?

0:04:31 > 0:04:36Sorry, just me. I'm going to bust at both ends soon!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Doesn't seem safe in there. - Maybe there's an adventure in there.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Maybe there's a potty in there!

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Oh, interesting architecture, no?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Possibly from the late lavatorial period.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57The lost civilisation of Latrine.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Ohh! It's potty paradise!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10HE GASPS

0:05:10 > 0:05:15- No, not the drowning pool. - Oh, yeah, the splashy pool.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Yes, the peeing pool!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20No peeing in the pool!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23It will anger the toilet gods.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Look, the great faucet.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28We must shut it off.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31A giant faucet!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh-oh! Let me turn it, let me turn it!

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Have to pee, have to pee, have to pee, have to pee!

0:05:38 > 0:05:39HE WHIMPERS

0:05:40 > 0:05:43The water...she reaches the mouth.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45How you say...glug?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Hold on, fellas, it's Pickle time.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54SPLUTTERING

0:06:01 > 0:06:02COUGHING

0:06:02 > 0:06:04All good.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08No, it is not!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Ah!- Whoa!- Whoa!

0:06:19 > 0:06:20THEY SCREAM

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Hold on, fellas.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26THEY SCREAM

0:06:34 > 0:06:37The bath mat! El mould, el mildew!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Argh! I got to pee!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50ECHO: I got to pee! I got to pee!

0:06:50 > 0:06:51WHIMPERING

0:06:51 > 0:06:57Oh, all the drowning and drinking, it makes me have to go too.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Yeah, me too.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Toilet, so sparkly!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Toilet, so clean.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Toilet so... TOILET!

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Are you wearing your shirt as a diaper, Gull?- Just in case.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Wait! I sense a trap.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Come on, Merl. Pee-pee dance on over, it's fun!- No!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39- This pee-pee dance, it will throw me off.- What's holding you up?

0:07:42 > 0:07:43HE SIGHS

0:07:51 > 0:07:53OK.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54MUFFLED SCREAMING

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Wait!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00The throne, it could be booby-trapped.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04No-oo-oo-oo-oo!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10I got this.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20She is safe?

0:08:20 > 0:08:21FLUSHING

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Gull! - I was just checking the flusher.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25RUMBLING

0:08:28 > 0:08:29THEY SCREAM

0:08:31 > 0:08:32It's muy grande.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Yeah!- Oh!- Phew!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42HE GASPS

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Blow dryers. Why did it have to be blow dryers?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Wah!

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Whee-ee!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Wa-aa-h!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Whoo-hoo!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Oh, so that's what's inside the medicine cabinet.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17HE GASPS

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Wait!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26We should all take a moment here to A-PEACH-E-ATE...

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Appreciate?- Yeah, that.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32We'll eat the peach for what we've just been through together.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36This map worked. It showed us the way to the toilet.

0:09:36 > 0:09:41And it also showed me how much fun I can have with my bestest friends.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Yes, I guess I did find the short cut.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47And I had me a fur-burning adventure.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Legendary.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50That's right, guys.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53You see, sometimes perhaps you need to get a little lost

0:09:53 > 0:09:55in order to truly find yourself.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Well, I guess we won't be needing this any longer.- Huh?

0:10:03 > 0:10:04What are you doing?!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Gull, no!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Gull, what have you done?!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- The toilet, she is plugged.- Oh!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Don't worry, guys. I can fix this.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Hm... Hm-mm... Hm? Er.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22I'll be right back with the toilet plunger.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Guys? Hello?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29I think I'm lost again!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31SCREAMING