E.A.T.Y

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Let's go on an adventure!

0:00:03 > 0:00:05That isn't very wise!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08I love you guys!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered... #

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Species. #

0:00:31 > 0:00:37MERL SINGS

0:00:37 > 0:00:40SINGING CONTINUES

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Hmm?

0:00:47 > 0:00:51MERL SCREAMS In-psycho-mente!

0:00:51 > 0:00:52MERL SCREAMS

0:00:52 > 0:00:54GULL SCREAMS

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Gull, what is it you are doing in the shower,

0:00:59 > 0:01:01complete with snack?

0:01:01 > 0:01:05All the steam in here really brings out the flavours in my sandwich.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Do you want a bite? It's still good.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09That is el numbero uno

0:01:09 > 0:01:12most disgust-amente thing I have ever seen.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16And if you're not careful, the number two most disgust-amente thing.

0:01:16 > 0:01:22Hey, Merl, can I ask you a sort of personal snack-related question?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Do sandwiches ever bite back?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26A baby alligator?

0:01:30 > 0:01:35No! Weird toilet baby, come back!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Pick up, Gull, it is for the best.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42That beast, she was filled with the horrible toilet germs.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Things go down the toilet not back up.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50GULL SCREAMS

0:01:50 > 0:01:52BITING NOISES

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Eat-y.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Little cutie, you're not gone!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00You're so sweet, you've got me crying.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Mostly from the biting.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Merl thinks you're a baby alligator.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08You know, maybe because of your scaly skin and sharp teeth

0:02:08 > 0:02:11and because of the whole living in a toilet thing.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh, which are exactly the same things

0:02:14 > 0:02:16a baby toilet alien from outer space has.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19It all makes sense!

0:02:22 > 0:02:27MUNCHING NOISES

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Pickle! Use a napkin-ito at least.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Thanks, Merl, that works great.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- I got to load up on energy today. - Energia? Por que?

0:02:40 > 0:02:43It's the first day of the month.

0:02:43 > 0:02:48The day of my stupendously awesome circus show of stupendousness.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Fine.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52To the flashback!

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Howdy, folks, prepare yourself for the greatest circus show on earth.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Behold the mystery can.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Some say its contents can see the future.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Ooh!

0:03:06 > 0:03:11I'm going to need something pretty special this year to beat that.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Eat up, Baby Eaty. That's what I call Baby Eaty now.

0:03:15 > 0:03:20Gull, how dare you bring that filthy alligator to the table?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24But, Merl, it's not an alligator. It's a...

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Star!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28It's a blockbuster star!

0:03:28 > 0:03:33It's different, it's new, it's totally awesome!

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Pickle, meet Eaty, the stump's new toilet alien.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39An alien!

0:03:39 > 0:03:44An actual alien! Can't breathe. Awesome overload.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46It is not an alien!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49We must dispose of this toilet alligator.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Its germs will destroy us all.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Gull, for the sake of the cleanliness,

0:03:54 > 0:03:56I beg you to flush-amundo that...

0:03:56 > 0:03:57That thing.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Gull, run! Run!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06OK, that's going to be a problem.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Oh.

0:04:07 > 0:04:12Keep those toilet alligator germs out of the stump!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- CHANTING:- Eaty! Eaty! Eaty!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Thank you, yes, this IS the greatest show on earth.

0:04:18 > 0:04:24Starring the world's first singing and dancing toilet alien, Eaty!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28And a-one, two, three!

0:04:30 > 0:04:33# You're from space and live in a toilet

0:04:33 > 0:04:35# You can't seem to fill up your tummy

0:04:35 > 0:04:39- # Well you gotta... # - Eaty.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42# And you look like an alligator-y

0:04:42 > 0:04:44# Who's been flushed into a big sewer system

0:04:44 > 0:04:46# Well, you know you gotta... #

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Eaty.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52PICKLE SCATS

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Um... Yay. That was a thing.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Eaty is a superstar. Of course, he'll need training,

0:05:02 > 0:05:04- tap lessons, swing lessons. - SNAP

0:05:04 > 0:05:07This lesson. We're on again in two. Cue lights, cue Eaty!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Oh, well, if he can't live in our toilet,

0:05:10 > 0:05:13I guess showbiz is a great life.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Eaty.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Aww.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Oh! I get it.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Uncie Gull is going to make it all better.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Welcome back to the greatest show in the universe.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Part Two - prepare to get your mind and brain

0:05:31 > 0:05:34and anything else in your skull blown!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40And... That's our show. Goodnight.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Uncie Gull knows just what you want.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45- Green cheese!- Oh.

0:05:45 > 0:05:51Why else would you be looking up at the moon so sad-like and such?

0:05:51 > 0:05:56- Eaty.- Uh, yeah, we've covered this. Green cheese.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58ALARM SOUNDS

0:05:58 > 0:06:00My germ alarm!

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Gull, what's the deal? Eaty is missing the big alien tap finale!

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Gull, I warned you, keep that alligator out of the stump.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10It's an alien, Merl!

0:06:10 > 0:06:15It's not an alien. It is an alligator but it is disgust-amente.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Ow! Hey! I'm trying to have a moment here.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23- Gull, for the sake of the cleanliness...- Run! Run!

0:06:25 > 0:06:30Gull, hand over it, por favor.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32With a cherry-to on top.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34CRUNCHING SOUNDS

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Nothing to... Ow! ..see here. Ow!

0:06:37 > 0:06:42Just a couple of stuffed animals... Ow! ..doing stuffed animal stuff.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Hm. Hm. Hm.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I think he suspects.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Run! - ALARM SOUNDS

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Phew, that was close. But hiding won't work forever.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02It's going to take a really clever plan to get Eaty past Merl.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Hm.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06GULL GRUNTS

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- MERL GROWLS - Or you could do that.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Don't you worry, little cutie. Nobody's going to stop us

0:07:12 > 0:07:15from finding the green cheese you want so badly.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16EATY GROANS

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Gull, please bring Eaty back!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Just look at the wardrobe! Classy, right?

0:07:24 > 0:07:28The alligator's germs - they leave me no choice.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30WHIRRING

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Go, go, my alligator cleaning machine-itos.

0:07:33 > 0:07:38Bring me that filthy alligator so I can flush it back where it belongs!

0:07:38 > 0:07:39MERL LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:07:39 > 0:07:41WHIRRING

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Fly, my pretties, fly!

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Oh...

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Ooh!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54BELL RINGS

0:07:54 > 0:07:56WHIRRING

0:08:01 > 0:08:06Figures. The vacuum gets clogged with the bunny fur.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Fly, baby Eaty, fly!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14GULL SQUEALS

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Not like the movies at all.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- What? - EATY SNUFFLES

0:08:27 > 0:08:32There goes my star performer. Oh, well, back to casting.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35A hairless squirrel might bring in the crowds.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37BUZZING

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- No!- Goodbye Eaty.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42I guess a toilet alien needs to be in the water after all.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Gull, wake up, mi amigo!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52She is an alligator, not an alien-ito.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55You must trust Merl about these things.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59For Merl is always right... RUMBLING

0:08:59 > 0:09:01MERL EXCLAIMS

0:09:01 > 0:09:04It's the mother toilet!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Eaty is an alien-ito!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Bye-bye!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Bye, Eaty! I'll never forget you.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I have the bite marks to prove it.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24I'll never forget you either, Eaty.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29I'll put on a spectacle based on your life, with shaved squirrels.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Adios, Eaty. I also will never not remember you.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Your germs, I will study them,

0:09:35 > 0:09:40and science - she will know all about you!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42SINISTER MUSIC

0:09:42 > 0:09:49Right. Your basic, alien, memory-wipe ray. We don't blame you!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I do not know who the two of you are,

0:09:51 > 0:09:56but do you know what we're doing alone in the forest-ito?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59No idea. But since we're all here,

0:09:59 > 0:10:01why don't we find a hollowed-out stump

0:10:01 > 0:10:05and live together? We can have all kinds of crazy adventures.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08What a great idea, complete stranger!

0:10:08 > 0:10:13So... So, what are you? Are you like a long-eared rat or something?