Mosquitoes, Mo' Problems

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise

0:00:05 > 0:00:07GULL GIGGLES

0:00:07 > 0:00:08# I love you guys

0:00:11 > 0:00:15SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:23# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Species! #

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Ah.

0:00:40 > 0:00:46My favourite time of the day. El breako de cafemundo.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50BUZZING

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Ah!

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Huh!

0:00:53 > 0:00:57BUZZING

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Hmmm.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Oy! Grrr! Hey-ey-ey!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Adios, mosquito!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Raaaaar!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Merl! Did you get a paper cut again?

0:01:07 > 0:01:09It's not the magazine's fault.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Ah!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Well, if it ain't an old-fashioned, down-home magazine swinging.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Whoo-hoo!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Me next! Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22PICKLE LAUGHS GULL SINGS

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Hey, Merl.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Did you know there was a mosquito in here?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Why, yes, Gull, I did.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32He-he-hey, Merl.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Oooh! - SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Wait, Merl! Don't squish it! Please!

0:01:40 > 0:01:42What do you mean, no squishamente?

0:01:42 > 0:01:46It is a disgusting, germy insect.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Huh-hmmm. Merl. Gull asked you nicely.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52So no squishing. Got it?

0:01:52 > 0:01:57But, Pickle, this bug is nothing but a disease-ridden pestamente.

0:01:57 > 0:02:02Come on, Merl. It's just a skeeter flying around the stump.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04What's the worst that could happen?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07You were saying?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10OK, so maybe we should get rid of the little skeeter.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Ha-ha! I knew you'd see it my way.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Nuh-uh! Still no squishing, Merl.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- SIGHING:- Agreed. No squishing.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Ah, now that that's settled...

0:02:21 > 0:02:23SCRATCH!

0:02:24 > 0:02:30Come on, guys. What's a few welts when you've got a new friend?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Ugh! I am sorry, Gull, but that bug must be dealt with.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Mucho swiftamente!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37No squishing.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Uh! Fine.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41I will catch the insecto

0:02:41 > 0:02:45and dispose of it in a way, which is totally safe.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47HORN BLASTS

0:02:47 > 0:02:50How can the mosquito fly if the air,

0:02:50 > 0:02:53she is filled with my many noisy honkings? Ha-ha...

0:02:53 > 0:02:55THUD Come on, Merl.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Grrr!- We had a deal. No hurting the skeeter.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Grrrr!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02But it does not sound like something to which I would agree.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04You know I live for the squish.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- HORN BLARES - Ahh!

0:03:06 > 0:03:10I'm not saying we've got to be roommates with the little fella.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12I got a plan so clever, so precise,

0:03:12 > 0:03:17so foolproof they'll be telling tales of my genius for generations.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Shoo! Go!- Shoo! Go, little guy!- Get. Get.- Shoo! Go on now.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Go! Shoo!- Sh!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24This? It is your genius plan?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I will show you the shooing.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Behold! My new anti-mosquito device.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Merl! You promised. No squishing!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I have you now, Diablo bug!

0:03:37 > 0:03:38- Rrrr.. Uh.- Wait, Merl.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Give the mosquito just one more chance.

0:03:41 > 0:03:46Please. I promise he'll never bother us again.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48MOSQUITO PLAYS FLAMENCO GUITAR

0:03:48 > 0:03:53Oh, I can never refuse the flamenco.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57All right. Uno chance-o.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Now we try Gull's plan.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05GULL GRUNTS AND BANGS LOUDLY

0:04:08 > 0:04:11And never bothering us again.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Gull, how do we get back inside?

0:04:14 > 0:04:20Oh-ho-ho! No, no, no. We don't ever go back in.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22That's the mosquito's stump now.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24BUZZING

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Uh! Ah! Guh! Uh...

0:04:28 > 0:04:30No! No, you don't, skeeter!

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Get your stinking legs off of my carrots.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Pardon me, folks. We got a complaint from inside the stump.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Is there a problem here? Huh?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Hey, Merl. How's it going?

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Ahhh...

0:04:42 > 0:04:44All right, Miss, come with me.

0:04:44 > 0:04:49Did that skeeter make you his security guard, Bigfoot?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Sure did. We're best buds.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54He's got seven million of his little brothers and sisters

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- living right here in my fur. - BUZZING

0:04:57 > 0:05:00After all the times I stopped you from getting squished,

0:05:00 > 0:05:02this is how you pay me back?!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08GULPING

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Let me at him! I...

0:05:11 > 0:05:13LOUD BANGING

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Arggghh!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17We don't agree on much, Merl, but we do agree on this.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Mosquito's going down.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I got an idea.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26BUZZING

0:05:26 > 0:05:30SNORING

0:05:30 > 0:05:31MOSQUITO LAUGHS

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Wah!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Got him!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42RINGING

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Heh. We tried playing nice with you, skeeter.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Now we're just going to play.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Squish the mosquito with lasers.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Yee-haw! I'll get me some extra bonus skeeter points.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58LASERS PING AND ZAP

0:05:58 > 0:06:02THEY LAUGH

0:06:02 > 0:06:03BUZZING

0:06:03 > 0:06:07LASERS ZAP

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Almost got it. Almost got it.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Pickle, how is this even possible?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Less talk and more lasering, Merl.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17No! That still counts as squishing.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20GULL SHRIEKS

0:06:20 > 0:06:22- BOTH:- Got you now!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24BUZZING AND ZAPPING

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Wow, look at all these gold coins.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Eh, guys? Meh!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41MOSQUITO SLURPS AND BURPS

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Ayyyy!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- KNOCK ON DOOR - Coming.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Ahh!- Squish!- Squish!- Squish!

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Hey, it's not his fault he loves blood, guys.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Blood. That's it. THAT'S IT!

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Vitamins. Lots of vitamins.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03If we take some,

0:07:03 > 0:07:07our blood will be too strong for the skeeter to stomach.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Oh-ho-ho!- Strong and comedic.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Oh! Oh! Me first.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Uh... Gyuhh... Uh... Ah!

0:07:15 > 0:07:16HE BURPS

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Hey, buddy. Come and get it.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Feed. You're all skin and exoskeleton.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Ah. Oh.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33That greedy skeeter!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Ah-ha-ha! - MOSQUITO PINGS

0:07:36 > 0:07:42Good boy, you ate every last drop of your dinner.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Pickle, where did you get these things?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47They are not the regular vitaminos.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50They are the vitaminos for el mosquito verde.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53PICKLE LAUGHS

0:07:53 > 0:07:54GULL SHRIEKS

0:07:54 > 0:07:57That's a good larvae.

0:07:57 > 0:08:02Gull, after everything that bug's done, you're still feeding it?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Si, that is muy disgustico. Muy!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08It's as gross to us as we are to it.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- GULL BREAKS WIND - See? It thinks that's disgusting.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14It is not the only one.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Hey! I know how to explain this. It's...it's like my head flies.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Sure they lay maggot eggs in our mouths while we sleep...

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Ew!- What?! Who does what?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28But they're still part of our family. Right?

0:08:28 > 0:08:29No! Not right.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Those two flies are muy cante.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35I would squish them so... Ah!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Did you say "two flies"?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Well, there should be one more. Where's number three?

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Three! Ahhhh!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Help me. Help me.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46MOSQUITO BURPS

0:08:46 > 0:08:50SNIFFLING

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Three!

0:08:52 > 0:08:58No! He was only two weeks away from head fly retirement.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01GULL SOBS

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Now...it's...personal.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09HE DIALS PHONE

0:09:10 > 0:09:13PHONE RINGS HE GROANS

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- SCREAMING OVER PHONE - It's Bigfoot time.

0:09:17 > 0:09:22SCREAMING

0:09:22 > 0:09:26SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Whoa!- No, Gull!

0:09:32 > 0:09:37EXPLOSION AND SCREAMING

0:09:40 > 0:09:42How's that for a plan?

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Si, Gull. The air, there is none in space.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Mosquitoes need air to breathe.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52No air, no mosquitomentes!

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Ha-ha! Oh!- Air goes in the what now?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59We need air to breathe too.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Gggg!- Ahhh!- Ughhh!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05THEY PANT

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Gracias, Gull.

0:10:07 > 0:10:12There is no sign of el mosquitomente any of the place.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Ahhhhh!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15HELMET PINGS

0:10:15 > 0:10:19Huh. Whoa. I did not see that one coming.

0:10:19 > 0:10:25No. No, no. Squirrel blood, she is so very sour.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Nooooooo!