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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure!

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Ha-ha-ha! I love you guys! #

0:00:11 > 0:00:12WAAAAARGH!

0:00:12 > 0:00:13WAAAAARGH!

0:00:13 > 0:00:14ARRGH!

0:00:14 > 0:00:15WAAAAARGH!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:23# Feels like we're endangered...

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Species! #

0:00:26 > 0:00:28MERL SIGHS

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Hey, Merl! What you doing?

0:00:38 > 0:00:43I am putting this smiley face on el capitan of the rescue boat,

0:00:43 > 0:00:48so I need the quiet for the concentration, yes?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- PICKLE WHISPERS:- Sure thing, Merl.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- PICKLE TALKS LOUDLY:- Hey! I found this box of fizzy pills

0:00:54 > 0:00:56under the sink. You know, the kind you take when you have...

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- AS MERL:- "The stomach problems"?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00And I dropped them all in the bathtub full of water,

0:01:00 > 0:01:03and at first they were all, like, BRGH-BRGH-BRGH!

0:01:03 > 0:01:04And then, WSHH-WSHHWSHH!

0:01:04 > 0:01:08And then, BOOM! And exploded all over the bathroom.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11So...somebody's going to have to clean that up.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15This, it has nothing to do with the rescue ship,

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- but the bathroom, perhaps YOU can clean it, yes?- Pff! No way.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22That's boring. Hey, you want to hear me burp the alphabet?

0:01:22 > 0:01:29- BURPING:- A, B, C, D, E, F, G...

0:01:29 > 0:01:30PLOP!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Isn't the captain supposed to go down with the ship?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Agh!

0:01:35 > 0:01:36DUCK SQUEAKS

0:01:36 > 0:01:39That wasn't a very safe ship, was it? Hope they know Morse code.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42You know Morse code? Want to hear me burp the alphabet in Morse code?

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- BURP! - Stop the talking, Pickle.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48- BURP! - I wish you would never talk again!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Oh, you don't mean that. You'd miss my beautiful voice.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54No, I would not!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56PICKLE GASPS

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Hey, Merl, what's two times three,

0:01:58 > 0:02:00minus four, divided by the square root of ten?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02And what IS the square root of ten, anyway?

0:02:02 > 0:02:06- Why do they call it a square root, Merl? Huh?- Huh?- Huh?- Huh?- Huh?- Huh?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Huh?- Huh?- ENOUGH!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11How about you two play the no-talking game?

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Oh, I am really good at that! I'm the best! No-one beats me!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Ooh, I'm really good at it, too! Yeah, really, really good at it.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Yeah, yeah.- Oh! - I'm the best non-talker ever!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26That's only because you haven't played me before,

0:02:26 > 0:02:27cos I am really good at not talking!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29PICKLE AND GULL TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Must escape the talking.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Huh! Huh!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Que? What is this?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Cos I'm the BEST in the whole,

0:02:38 > 0:02:42entire galactic-interdimensional univ...

0:02:42 > 0:02:44PICKLE STOPS TALKING

0:02:44 > 0:02:46NO SOUND

0:02:46 > 0:02:51PICKLE BURPS

0:02:52 > 0:02:56- BURPING STOPS - Silencio, at last!

0:02:56 > 0:03:01The switch, she does not make the sense, but she makes the quiet!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03NO SOUND

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Que? What is this you do?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12You swat the fly, yes?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Oh, no, Merl - it's a game.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Ooh, OK - one word.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Er...er...

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Charades?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Charades!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Huh. Never heard of it. Oh, can I play?!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27No, no, no, no, no.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29You two play the "charades" -

0:03:29 > 0:03:34I will be enjoying the game I call "silencio magnifico".

0:03:39 > 0:03:41OK, eight words. First word...

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Let's see...

0:03:43 > 0:03:45An emu? No!

0:03:45 > 0:03:48The Eiffel Tower? Oh, no. Er... Merl!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Ay! Concentrate, Merl.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Second word, sounds like...lawn.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Um... Basketball?

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Er... Shoehorn?

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Has!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Merl...has...a giant spider

0:04:02 > 0:04:04on his shoulder!

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Que?!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Argh!

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Nagh! Nagh!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10First word.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Not? No. Can't? No. Don't!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Oh! Don't...kill...that...spider.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20It's a rare gooty sapphire ornamental tossing stuffed spider.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25There is no such thing as a tossing stuffed spider.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Ay, ay, ay!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Cheese? No, no. Underwear?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Ha! But I know this one.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35This, it is clearly the elephant.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Pickle says nuh-uh.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Nuh-uh? This is all she say?

0:04:44 > 0:04:48And where is it that she is going now, mm?

0:04:48 > 0:04:49KEYPAD TONES

0:04:49 > 0:04:51'Giacomo's Pizza! What do you want?'

0:04:51 > 0:04:55No! You cannot order the pizza with the no-talking.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03'So that was four medium pizza, and two Hawaiian and two extra-cheesy?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05'Get it there sometime.'

0:05:05 > 0:05:08You are telling me that with the pat-a-cake

0:05:08 > 0:05:09and the fisting of the pumps,

0:05:09 > 0:05:12you can order the pizza of the extra cheesiness?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14DOORBELL RINGS TWICE

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Hey! So...did I hear you guys playing charades?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22PARTY HORN BLOWS

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Huh! Enough with the games!

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Always, you two!

0:05:26 > 0:05:30You make me play the games and it is always Merl -

0:05:30 > 0:05:33he's the big part of the joke. But not today!

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Today, the Merl has the making of the safety ships to do.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40OK, but you're going to miss the...

0:05:40 > 0:05:44No! There will be no charades and no messing with the Merl!

0:05:44 > 0:05:45No, no, y no!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Steady. Easy does it, Merl.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Something, it is not right. Hm.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Maybe it is the life preservers.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58That is correcto.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Ah, they sent the certificado.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03No, she is up to date.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Did you check the engine room? Si.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06I did the checking of it already.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09How about the hull? Don't forget about the hull.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Hah, si - that is an idea of goodness.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Did you check the foghorns? Do they go...

0:06:13 > 0:06:17WHEEOHH, NEE-OHH, WHEE-OHH...?

0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'll burp it for you, so you can hear the difference.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22WHEEBURP!

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Ay, ay, ay!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Even in this thought bubble, she is annoying.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29What could the Pickle in my head mean by the hull?

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Gah!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32I am not doing the good thinking.

0:06:32 > 0:06:37Perhaps it is too quiet and my brain, she is not used to it.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38But the other room,

0:06:38 > 0:06:41it would at least have a small amount of the talking.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Que?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Oh, I know! That was my favourite.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53What is this?

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Funny nut hats and the bags for the nut-shopping.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Where it is that you go?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01To the nut convention, you know, just like Pickle said.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03What?!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Pickle?! She said nothing!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07I heard her just fine.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11The waving? This, it means nothing - hello, goodbye.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14It says nothing about the nut convention!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Uh-huh. She's right. We did invite you, but you said,

0:07:17 > 0:07:19AS MERL: No, no, no, no, no.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23What? The "no, no, no" - it was not for the nut convention!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Ay! You just do the messing with me!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Hm! I ignore it.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Pickle says...

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I do not care what Pickle does the saying of.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I fix this ship.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39You're right, Pickle. Something's wrong with your ship, Merl.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Si! I knew it. What is it? Tell me!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46No, no, no. This I do not understand. Swimming?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Something swimming?

0:07:48 > 0:07:49HORSE NEIGHS

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Cowboy? There are no cowboys in the ocean.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Boy, Merl, is your hearing OK?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56A man of fatness?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh! Why can't you just point to it?

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Stop it! I do not understand!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Gah! I can't take it.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09The only thing worse than the talking is the no-talking!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11I will un-mute the Pickle.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Go ahead, Pickle, you can talk now.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17NO SOUND

0:08:19 > 0:08:21NO SOUND

0:08:21 > 0:08:26Que? This switch of the muting, she does not un-mute the Pickle.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27MERL GASPS

0:08:27 > 0:08:31What if...the Pickle, she will never talk again?!

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Funniest...joke...ever!

0:08:36 > 0:08:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44No, this is not a time for the laughing.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Pickle, she will never talk again!

0:08:48 > 0:08:52I thought the silencio would be magnifico,

0:08:52 > 0:08:56but I did not mean to break the Pickle, and now...

0:08:56 > 0:09:03- SOBBING:- No more Pickle with the games and the messing with the Merl!

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Oh, Merl! I'll always be here to mess with you.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Pickle thought bubbles, they do not count.- Huh?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh, Pickle!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Pickle? You are not in the thought bubble?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Told you you'd miss my beautiful voice.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25But...how can the Pickle talk when the switch...?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Wait a minuto.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Did you do the tricking of me again?

0:09:30 > 0:09:34It's not a trick if it's part of a game, Merl - then it's strategy.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35What?!

0:09:35 > 0:09:39I should be muy, muy angry with you, Pickle,

0:09:39 > 0:09:43but all I care is that... you are not broken!

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Mm!

0:09:44 > 0:09:49No, I'm not, but this safety ship sure could use a rudder.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Ay, the rudder! That is what I was missing!

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Pickle, I love you.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- BURP! - Aw, Merl!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- BURPING:- I love you too.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03MERL SIGHS

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Even the burpings of you are music to the ears of me.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Yay! Now here's a list of things I found under my bed!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- BURPING:- Popsicles, hamster cage...

0:10:12 > 0:10:14BURP! BURP! BURP!

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- BURPING:- Unicycle... Winter scarf...

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Hey, did you see there's a switch back here?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23What's this thing do, anyway?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25On, off.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26On...

0:10:26 > 0:10:28off, on, off, on.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Oh, well. Guess it doesn't do nothing.