Stump of Horrors

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Let's go on an adventure!

0:00:03 > 0:00:04That isn't very wise...

0:00:06 > 0:00:08I love you guys!

0:00:11 > 0:00:13SCREAMING

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:23# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Species! #

0:00:26 > 0:00:28MERL GROANS

0:00:34 > 0:00:36SNORING

0:00:36 > 0:00:38THUNDER RUMBLES

0:00:38 > 0:00:39GULL YELPS

0:00:39 > 0:00:41GULL WHIMPERS

0:00:44 > 0:00:46GULL SCREAMS

0:00:46 > 0:00:48A ghost!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Oh. It's just...

0:00:51 > 0:00:53a ghost that looks like a bat!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56MERL SNORES

0:00:59 > 0:01:01GULL SNORES

0:01:12 > 0:01:13MERL SIGHS

0:01:14 > 0:01:16MERL GROWLS

0:01:18 > 0:01:20GULL SNORES

0:01:20 > 0:01:23There. I tuck you in, so you're nice and cosy

0:01:23 > 0:01:25and so you cannot escape.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27GULL SNORES MERL GASPS

0:01:27 > 0:01:30This... It is not possible!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32But it is!

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Gull! I must have the sleep - now!

0:01:36 > 0:01:40In the morning, I do the competition.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Squirrels around the globe, they see who is the best at storing the nuts.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45To win, I must be fast -

0:01:45 > 0:01:48and to be fast, I must be ready -

0:01:48 > 0:01:49and be ready, it means the sleep!

0:01:49 > 0:01:53I must get the sleep!

0:01:53 > 0:01:58And I cannot get the sleep if you are doing the sleeping in my bed.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59So, adios!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02B-b-but...I can't sleep in my bed, Merl!

0:02:02 > 0:02:06That's where all the m-m-monsters are.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Gull, there are no monsters.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Yuh-huh!

0:02:09 > 0:02:13I saw one, in a corner of the room, and a ghost in the mirror.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16A ghost that looked like...a bat.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Ay, que loco.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22The monster, the ghost, they are only in the mind.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Duh, the what?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26- The brain.- Er...

0:02:26 > 0:02:27- The mushy part. - GULL GASPS

0:02:27 > 0:02:29It does the thinking.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32It is like a little voice, talking to you.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Oh-ho-ho! That thing?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38I never listen to that. I mean, come on, Merl!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40MERL SIGHS

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Let me put this another way - the ghost, the monsters,

0:02:42 > 0:02:44they make the noise, yes?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Especially the ghost that look like the bat.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Oh, yes...

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- See, that makes sense. - GURGLING

0:02:52 > 0:02:54GULL SCREAMS

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Monster in the corner!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00PICKLE YAWNS MERL SIGHS

0:03:00 > 0:03:02See? It is just Pickle.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05There is no monster in the corner.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Can't be a monster in the corner,

0:03:08 > 0:03:10cos monsters don't hide in corners.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12They hide under your bed. Night-night!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14THUNDERCLAP

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, phew...

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Only monsters under the bed(!)

0:03:20 > 0:03:21GULL SCREAMS

0:03:24 > 0:03:25GULL SCREAMS

0:03:27 > 0:03:29See? No place for monsters to hide now.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Ooh, pretty...

0:03:31 > 0:03:34No, not "pretty" - organised.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36I do the practice for the contest.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37MERL GASPS

0:03:37 > 0:03:39She begins in just a few short hours!

0:03:39 > 0:03:40MERL GROANS

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Oh. I bet you win, Merl.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Gull, go to bed.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Oh, right! Oh, OK. I will.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Night, Merl.- Gah!

0:03:52 > 0:03:54MERL SIGHS

0:03:54 > 0:03:57At last - the sleep.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Wah! What is it now?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Monsters in the closet!

0:04:01 > 0:04:02MERL GROWLS

0:04:05 > 0:04:09There! The closet, she is monster proofed.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Now, go to sleep!

0:04:12 > 0:04:13MERL SNARLS

0:04:15 > 0:04:16MERL SIGHS

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Merl, wake up!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Monster teeth are going...

0:04:22 > 0:04:24GULL GNASHES TEETH

0:04:24 > 0:04:26GNASHING

0:04:26 > 0:04:32Who goes there, with the hngnnng of the teeth?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34PICKLE GNASHES MERL SIGHS

0:04:34 > 0:04:36It is just Pickle again.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38You see? No monster teeth here.

0:04:38 > 0:04:43Yeah -and besides, monsters don't go "hhrrg" with their teeth.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45That would give you too much of a warning.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46GULL WHIMPERS

0:04:46 > 0:04:48They're much sneakier than that.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- What do you mean?! - She means nothing.- Exactly.

0:04:51 > 0:04:57You won't hear nothing, till that monster sneaks up behind you

0:04:57 > 0:04:59and sink their teeth into you!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01GULL SCREAMS

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Goodnight. THUNDERCLAP

0:05:04 > 0:05:05GULL SCREAMS

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Stop this, Pickle! You must say something to calm us...

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I mean, to calm the Gull down.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15You scared too, Merl? Well, don't worry.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Most monsters are really, really big...

0:05:18 > 0:05:19THUNDERCLAP

0:05:19 > 0:05:22..and really, really big monsters can't get into our stump.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Phew!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- WHOMP - That's a relief.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Of course, the little ones might.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Goodnight. THUNDERCLAP

0:05:30 > 0:05:34- What kind of little ones?- Oh, no need to get your feathers in a bunch.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37There's only one or two of them. Not a worry.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38THUNDERCLAP

0:05:38 > 0:05:42So, these two monsters - the little ones -

0:05:42 > 0:05:43they have the names?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Well, did you ever hear of...

0:05:46 > 0:05:48The Boogerman?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51You mean The Bogeyman? Yes.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53No, The Boogerman.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55He's a meanie.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59But don't worry, he only comes around if someone wipes their boogers

0:05:59 > 0:06:02three times on the same piece of furniture -

0:06:02 > 0:06:04and none of us would ever do that.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Gull, you use the tissue, yes?

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Wha? You've got it, Merl.- Gull?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14- The tissue?- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Use the tissues!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Well, I don't know anybody who wipes their boogers on anything, so...

0:06:28 > 0:06:32- ..I guess we're safe.- I think I need to wipe down the furniture.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35That might help, Merl. But there's no guarantee that it will.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Tell me, Pickle -

0:06:36 > 0:06:40is there anything else I should know about this Boogerman?

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Oh, yeah. He never goes anywhere without his sidekick -

0:06:44 > 0:06:46the monster with a million names.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48MERL GASPS

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Some call him The Gas Goblin.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Most times, he's Silent But Deadly.

0:06:53 > 0:06:58Other times, he makes a funny squeak, sort of like this.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59BALLOON SQUEAKS AND HISSES

0:06:59 > 0:07:00GULL WHIMPERS

0:07:00 > 0:07:03And if you hear that sound,

0:07:03 > 0:07:06be afraid - be very afraid -

0:07:06 > 0:07:09because a few seconds after you hear that, The Cushion Creeper...

0:07:09 > 0:07:11You mean, The Gas Goblin?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Yeah, him. You hear that and then...

0:07:14 > 0:07:16you smell him!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Are we still talking about the Goblin Of The Gas?- Right.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23The Stink Monster - he sneaks into your house and then...

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Then what?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27And then, nobody knows -

0:07:27 > 0:07:29except that he won't leave until sunrise.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33But since none of us wiped our boogers anywhere,

0:07:33 > 0:07:35we've got nothing to worry about.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36- Goodnight.- Goodnight.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Gull, perhaps I sleep in your bed -

0:07:39 > 0:07:42just in case you are getting the frightening again.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Oh, it's OK, Merl. I'm good.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Besides, you've got to be fresh for your nutty nut stuff tomorrow.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- No, Gull. I insist, it's... - THUNDERCLAP

0:07:51 > 0:07:52MERL WHIMPERS

0:07:54 > 0:07:56GULL SNORES

0:07:56 > 0:07:58BLART

0:08:00 > 0:08:02FART

0:08:04 > 0:08:06MERL SNIFFS

0:08:06 > 0:08:08The Gas Goblin! Ugh!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Get away, Goblin Of The Gas!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15THUNDERCLAPS

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Gull, wake up!

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Booger-booger-booger!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- MERL SCREAMS - Are you The B-B-Boogerman?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25What do you think?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27BOOGERMAN CACKLES

0:08:27 > 0:08:29The Goblin Of The Gas - I got rid of him!

0:08:29 > 0:08:34Nobody gets rid of the old Barking Spider that easily.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36You mean...The Gas Goblin?

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Yeah, that's what I said.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41The Wind Of Wonder!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43POOT

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Miss me?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49MERL SCREAMS

0:08:52 > 0:08:54BOOGERMAN AND GAS GOBLIN CACKLE

0:08:57 > 0:08:58MERL SIGHS

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Booger-booger-booger! - MERL YELPS

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Wait, I know - the tissue box!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08I must clean up the furniture.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Looking for something?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13You think it's going to help you, but it's not.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Get it? It's SNOT?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16LAUGHTER

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Pickle, Gull! Wake up, help me!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Come on! Gull? Pickle?

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Where are you? - SCHLOP

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Merl, we've been Boogered!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Actually, I kind of like it.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- No!- Ready or SNOT, here we come!

0:09:34 > 0:09:38The monsters, they are real. I believe!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40The dawn - I must make it to the dawn.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- I can still save us all. - BLART

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Wait... Augh!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47It is like someone has made a Dutch oven under my covers!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Booger-booger-booger!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51MERL SCREAMS

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Wake up, Merl!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54MERL PANTS FOR BREATH

0:09:54 > 0:09:55You were having a bad dream.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58You were not stuck to the ceiling by The Boogerman?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02MERL SIGHS BIRDS TWEET

0:10:02 > 0:10:06The sun! I have never been so happy to see the dawn!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Dawn? That's not dawn.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10You're all turned around, Merl. OWLS HOOT

0:10:10 > 0:10:12That's the sun setting.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Yeah, you slept through the whole day.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19The whole day? I missed the nut competition?

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Now it is the night again?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Hey, look on the bright side.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24You're just in time for dinner -

0:10:24 > 0:10:26and we're having baked beans.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28BLART GAS GOBLIN CACKLES

0:10:28 > 0:10:30MERL SCREAMS

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Booger-booger-booger!