0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys! #
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Waaaaah!- Aaaaaah!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered...
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Species! #
0:00:26 > 0:00:27MERL SIGHS
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Hey, I know this move.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Uh-huh, uh-huh.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Those acorns sure can dance.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50This? She is no dance programme. It is the Acorn Auctioneers.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54El acorno magnifico.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58I don't get it, it looks like every other acorn I've ever seen.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Any collector worth his cheek pockets would recognise
0:01:01 > 0:01:03one of the greatest and rarest...
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- And best dancing. - ..acorns in the world.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10So why don't you have one for your collection, Merl?
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Because she is so expensive.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16I do not have the money, deniro, cash
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- to make this acorn part of the collection that is mine.- Hmmm.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25Don't worry, Merl, we'll help you raise that money, deniro, cash
0:01:25 > 0:01:28with a good old-fashioned fundraiser.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Oh, yeah, hey, we can invite Merl and Pickle
0:01:32 > 0:01:34and don't forget Merl and Pickle
0:01:34 > 0:01:36and what about Merl and Pickle?
0:01:36 > 0:01:37We're going to make tonnes!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40No, we do not have any money.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42We need other creatures' money.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Aww, but there are no other creatures living with us.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50True, there are no other creatures living here now, but there could be.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Remember that old cot in the basement?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Who would want to sleep there, yes? The basement.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01She is dark, she is scary, she is filled with the toxic gases.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Details. You see a stinky old cot,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I see a luxury hotel. Cue the commercial.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13- What commercial?- Club Merl.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15At Club Merl, you'll be greeted by concierge Pickle
0:02:15 > 0:02:19and have your luggage delivered to your room by bellhop Gull.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Yum, luggage.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25At Club Merl, we operate the most fun facility in the forest,
0:02:25 > 0:02:26all managed by Merl,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29who prides himself on cleanliness and appearance.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32The commercial, she is ridiculouso.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35No-one would fall for this, yes?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:36 > 0:02:37MERL GASPS
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Is this Club Merl? I need a room. - What? But how...?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I was just passing by and I got hit in the head by your TV commercial.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50'Tired from a long hibernation...?' COMMERCIAL STOPS PLAYING
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Do you have the money? - Yeah, I think so.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57ELEGANT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:09 > 0:03:10What are you doing, man?
0:03:10 > 0:03:14I am, how you say, greeting the guest with the smile.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Creepy.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- We have the room for you. - OK, is it nice?
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Well, yes, it comes with, erm, sheets.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Er, yeah...
0:03:27 > 0:03:31I was kind of looking for something nicer and less poisonous.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I just need a comfy place to hide out from the onslaught
0:03:34 > 0:03:36of Bigfoot photographers.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39I am sorry, the basement, she is the only room available.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Other than this room over here.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44What? Pickle, what is this you do?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47The only room there is our bedroom.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Yeah, you want money for el acorno magnormo or not?
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- And this here is the Merl Master Suite.- Oh, I'll take that.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01An excellent choice.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05No, no, no, I'm sorry, but the Merl Suite, she is taken by me,
0:04:05 > 0:04:06the Merl.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Merl, don't you know the first rule of the hospitality industry?
0:04:09 > 0:04:14- Yeah, Merl.- I don't know, the guest, he is always right?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Oh, hey, that's a good one. Let's go with that.- Yup.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- This will be just fine.- Ay-ay!
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Certainly, you cannot want the bed that is this. It is too small.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Oh, and she has not had the cleaning.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Someone need their room cleaned?
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Enjoy your room.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36MERL SHOUTS
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Whoa there, Merl. You can't just go barging into that hotel room.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46The sign says "Do not disturb."
0:04:46 > 0:04:49But my bed, she is not safe.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Sorry, Merl, like you said, the guest is always right.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59- I must know. - MERL YELPS
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Oh.... - HE SCREAMS
0:05:06 > 0:05:11Remember, Merl, all this, she is for el acorno magnifico.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Huh?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19No, no, no, no way!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22BIGFOOT CHUCKLES
0:05:25 > 0:05:27MERL SHOUTS OUT IN SPANISH
0:05:30 > 0:05:33The do not disturb, she is about to be disturbed.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- BELL RINGS - Dinner time.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- HE MUTTERS - Evening, Merl.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Now it's time for the guest's spa treatment.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Eh? The spa?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Hang in there, Merl.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02El acorno magnifico, she will be soon yours.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Could you push a little harder there?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Yeah, Merl, work out those knots and he'll give you a big tip.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26A scared photographer threw that at me once.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31MERL SCREAMS
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Mmm, body massage.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46PHONE RINGS
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Front desk?- Hey, Merl, our guest would like breakfast in bed.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55No, it was just dinner, how can he want the breakfast too?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Come on, don't you want to earn money for el acorno magnifico?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Si. Fine, I will bring him the breakfast in bed.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04CRASHING
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Oh, and a new bed.
0:07:08 > 0:07:14- I'm real sorry, I'm happy to pay for the damages.- Oh, yes, you will pay.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19Enough for a new bed and acorno magnifico. Now!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22That should cover it.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- What? What is this?- It's money.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Yeah, what you call "deniro".
0:07:28 > 0:07:33This is not the deniro, this is the dinner.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38Oh, sorry, I was never quite clear on what money was.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46All this, the massage, the customer service, all this for nothing!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Don't forget about the bad mouthing.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54That is it, the hotel, she is closed!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04MERL SCREAMS
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Wow, that little guy seemed really mad.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Nah, don't worry, Merl will calm down.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Ah!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18SQUEAKING
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Here's Merly!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27THEY SCREAM
0:08:31 > 0:08:33MERL LAUGHS
0:08:55 > 0:08:58THEY SCREAM
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Yes, I will show you now. The guest, she is not always right.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I am, the Merl is right.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Ha!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16THEY SCREAM
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Please, I'll give you everything I've got.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- I do not need your stinking food, Bigfoot.- Er, Merl?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Not now, Pickle. - Boy, that acorn sure can dance.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31El acorno magnifico!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Must've been loosened up by that massage.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Guess it wasn't a knot, it was a nut!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Sorry again about the bed.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Oh, I am sorry as well.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49You are welcome to stay at Club Merl any time.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh, thanks.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53See you next year.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56So, Merl, ain't you glad we played hotel?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Si, maybe now we can play hospital?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03My insides, I think they are broken.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- KNOCKING - Right this way, folks.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Oh, I heard that's the best bed in the hotel.- What?
0:10:12 > 0:10:16No, the bed, she is broken and so am I.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Sorry, Merl, but I heard the guest is always right.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23MERL SCREAMS