Hindenstump

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys! #

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Waaaah!- Aaaaaah!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Species! #

0:00:26 > 0:00:28HE SIGHS

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Ahh.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38I've finally completed my Mr Sophisti-nut catalogue order.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Just in the nick of the time, yes?

0:00:40 > 0:00:44- This MUST be in the mail in the morning.- What is that?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Mr Sophisti-nut catalogue?

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Only the best nut catalogue of all the time.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Ooh, exotic nuts like...

0:00:53 > 0:00:54the hairy chestnut,

0:00:54 > 0:00:56the Hoboken almond,

0:00:56 > 0:01:00the dill pickle and strawberry nut clusters.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Wait! Go back!- The dill pickle and strawberry nut clusters?- Further!

0:01:04 > 0:01:09- The Hoboken almond?- North, north! - The northern Hoboken almonds?

0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Pickle, I did not know you were such a fan of the refined...- There!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17EAGLE SCREECHES

0:01:17 > 0:01:22Aah! He hides! I cannot do the looking of such things, yes?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25But check it, Merl! An X.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Yeah, and an X always means treasure. - Ay, no!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33The safe, safe ground, she is so far away!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- But the X is...- No, no!

0:01:35 > 0:01:39I need to sleep to mail out the Mr Sophisti-nut order bright and early.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41To bed! Aah!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Good night.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49HE WHISTLES

0:01:49 > 0:01:51HE SIGHS

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Aaaah! - HE SCREAMS

0:01:55 > 0:02:00- Arrrr, shut the door, Merl. You be letting the sky in.- The sky?

0:02:00 > 0:02:04The sky?! But the stump, she should not be in the sky.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06She should be on the safe, safe ground! Oh!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Flay that blubbering cabin boy!

0:02:09 > 0:02:12There be no room for whimpering when we're out in the open air.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Pickle! I do not understand you! What is this you do?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19That's Capt'n Pickle to you, cabin boy!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23We've plotted a course for the treasure X over here, matey.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25In order to avoid the dangerous alley monsters

0:02:25 > 0:02:29and street leviathans, we've taken to the sky!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Here be monsters.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35This, it is the madness! The flying of the stump? It is not possib-le.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Yeah, it is. The secret being the fizzy brew.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46HE BURPS

0:02:51 > 0:02:54The air stump, she is powered by the burps?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56But the laws of gravity, they do not work that way.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- GULL HICCUPS - I make the laws aboard this ship

0:02:59 > 0:03:03and if I say Mr Gull's burps put the wind beneath our wings

0:03:03 > 0:03:06then, by the air moose, that's what they do!

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- Understood?- Aye aye, Capt'n. - No, aye aye.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15- I do not do the agreeing with you. - Is that mutiny that I detect?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Throw him in the brig!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Aaah! Oooff.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21You'd do best to change your attitude, cabin boy,

0:03:21 > 0:03:26or next time you'll find yourself walking the plank!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Ooh! The plank, the plank, the plankety-plank!

0:03:29 > 0:03:33This, it is the madness. The X, she is nothing.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36The Pickle, she is not doing the thinking bueno, yes?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39And the Gull, he is... Well, he is the Gull.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42It is up to the Merl to do the saving of us.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Aah! Oh!

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Aaaaaa-ooh!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Perhaps there is the better way, yes?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06TOILET FLUSHES, MERL SHRIEKS

0:04:06 > 0:04:08HIS SHRIEKS ECHO

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Ooh, sounds like toilet mermaids.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Cover your ears, Mr Gull, or they'll lure us to disast-ration

0:04:15 > 0:04:17with their sweet siren song.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19CREAKING, RUMBLING

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Aaaaaah!

0:04:21 > 0:04:22HE WHIMPERS

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- TOILET FLUSHES - No, I did not think this...

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Aah! - HE WHIMPERS

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Quiver me britches, Merl, what you be doing down here?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Gull, will you do the helping of me, yes?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Mm... I don't know.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40The captain said something about cleaning the toilet mermaids

0:04:40 > 0:04:43out of the pipe but nothing about helping cabin boys

0:04:43 > 0:04:46with my old poopy paper on their face.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Aah! - HE BLOWS

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Aaah!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54But the Pickle, she has gone mad with the power!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Is that more mutiny I hear?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Awwww. You got two peg legs?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Oh, uh, Pickle... Capitan Pickle...

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Uh, Senor, sir, ma'am! Aah! I was just...

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Convincing the crew to mutiny, eh?

0:05:11 > 0:05:17I'm now have to punish you by making you walk the plank. Or worse!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20What is worse than the walking of the plank?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Swabbing the poop deck.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26But I do the washing of the floor every day.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29It is a nice, relaxing way to spend the time.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Perhaps we can find a more suitable punishment then.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35No! I mean...

0:05:35 > 0:05:40Oh, how I HATE the swabbing of the poop deck, yes?

0:05:40 > 0:05:46Hm... Not bad, cabin boy. Good work like this, you'll make officer yet.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Mr Gull, let us consult the map. - I do not want to make the officer.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52I want to make the safe, safe ground,

0:05:52 > 0:05:54where the survival of the Merl

0:05:54 > 0:05:58is not up to the burping of the pirate Gull and of the fizzy pop.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- BUBBLE POPS - Wait!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02The bubbles of the soapy water,

0:06:02 > 0:06:04they look like the bubbles of the fizzy pop.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Aaaaah! Oooh!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Now, the stump, she will float to the ground,

0:06:11 > 0:06:15where Merl can mail in the Mr Sophisti-nut order, yes?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17- ALARM BLARES, HE LAUGHS - Aaaah!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21We're taking on ozone, Mr Gull!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27- Hoist the mainsail, we're running aground!- Aye-aye, Captain!

0:06:27 > 0:06:28To the burpy hose!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34HE SQUEAKS

0:06:37 > 0:06:39She can't take the strain, Captain!

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Is this sabotage I detect?

0:06:44 > 0:06:50Sabotage? I do not know who could have done such a thing!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Really?- Si.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56The sabotage, she is muy bad.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01- Really?- Ay! No! I did it!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05I did the switching of the fizzy pop and the water of soapiness!

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Please, do not send me to the plank of the walking!

0:07:12 > 0:07:17- Me farties be strange. - Button down them hatches, Mr Gull.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Let's put some wind in the sails!

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Yarrrr!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22RUMBLING

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Sure, the wind is at our back. Our treasure be straight ahead.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34A fine job, cabin boy. A fine, fine job indeed.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37A feat worthy of promotion, I dare say.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Nay, a feat worthy of captaincy!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Ay, no! I do not want to be el capitan.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49- All I want is to float to the safe, safe ground.- BOTH:- Aye aye, Captain!

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Wait the moment. All right!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56I will be el Capitan Merl

0:07:56 > 0:07:58and el Capitan Merl wants to be on the ground.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03So, hoist the sail of the main and do the burpy-ling

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- and swab the deck of the poopy! - Aaaaah!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09You're pushing the men too hard, Captain!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- There's rumblings of a mutiny. - GULL SCREAMS

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- But I am doing what you did. - GULL SCREAMS, CRASHING

0:08:14 > 0:08:16I am el capitan bueno.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Whoaaaa! CRASHING

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Don't say I didn't warn you.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Mutiny! - Ah! You cannot do the mutiny.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27I will make you do the walking of the plank!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30SHE GASPS Yay! We get to walk the plank.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Whoo-hoo!- No, wait!

0:08:32 > 0:08:37I did not mean that! It is muy dangeroso.

0:08:37 > 0:08:42- I know. Isn't it awesome? - Ay, ay, ow!- Boing! Boing!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Por favor, do the taking of the parachute.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Oh, I don't need a parachute, Merl.

0:08:48 > 0:08:53I'm sure my gull instincts will kick in on the way down. Aaaaah!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Toodles, Captain. Whoo!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58No! They are doomed!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Why do they do the things muy dangeroso?

0:09:01 > 0:09:05To get to the X on the scary map? The X, she is only...

0:09:05 > 0:09:09- HE GASPS - The Mr Sophisti-nut Headquarters.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- BALLOON HISSES - Ay, no! The nuts!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Aaaah!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Mr Sophisti-nut!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31The sweet and sour brazil nut! The Bioko pistachio clusters!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Blue cheese macadamia! Aaah!

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Aaaaaaaah!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Mouth gas. I need to make the burpies!

0:09:45 > 0:09:46HE BURPS

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:50 > 0:09:54No, no! Aaaaaaaah!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56The Mr Sophisti-nut order!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Eeeeeeek! Aaaaaaah!

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Ahoy there, Captain Merl! - Ay, ay, ay!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Oh...

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Aaaah!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Hey, Merl, don't you got some nut order to mail off

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- today or something? - HE GROANS AND SOBS

0:10:19 > 0:10:23No, Merl. Real pirates say, "Arrrrr."

0:10:23 > 0:10:25HIS SOBS GET LOUDER

0:10:26 > 0:10:31Or is that, "Barrrrr"? No, "Carrrrrrr!" No, no, "Yarrrrrr."

0:10:31 > 0:10:33MERL WAILS