Dilly Comes to Town

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure.

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# That isn't very wise.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys! #

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Whoa!

0:00:13 > 0:00:14Argh!

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Whoa!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered...

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Species. #

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Mm.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Yum.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Wow. Merl sure loves to clean.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Merl?

0:00:46 > 0:00:48The cleaning, she fills me with the joy.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51But I am not the one who does the cleaning now.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Flabbergast.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I am not understanding either.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59The Pickle doing the cleaning and not the messing.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Ay, ay, ay!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03This is the dreaded Day of the Opposites.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Up is down, left is right, Gull is smart.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Save-o me-o.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Relax. Opposites Day isn't until last week.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13I'm cleaning cos my cousin Dilly is coming over

0:01:13 > 0:01:16and I want to show her the best time ever.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18And the most dangerous, yes?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Dangerously bestest ain't bestest enough.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22It has to be perfect.

0:01:22 > 0:01:27Dilly is my coolest, smartest, richest, most nicest cousin ever.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29That's us at the beach.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31And that's us playing choo-choo trains.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33And that's us at the pinata party.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Weird. Don't remember that one.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37This Dilly, she seems...

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Like a better Pickle.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43A better Pickle I've been trying to impress my whole life.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- ENGINE APPROACHING - Ooh, she's here. Act natural!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47But better!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51There she is. That's her private jet

0:01:51 > 0:01:54taking her to her private helicopter,

0:01:54 > 0:01:57taking her to her private limo,

0:01:57 > 0:01:58taking her to her private pony,

0:01:58 > 0:02:00taking her to her private piggy back rider,

0:02:00 > 0:02:03taking her to... Hi, Dilly!

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- What a dump.- Oh, thanks, we try.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Everybody, this is Dilly,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13the awesomest cousin in the world.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Pleased to meet you.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Uh? I've seen toilets cleaner than that.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Again with the compliments.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22You. Luggage. Now.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Ay, ay, ay!

0:02:26 > 0:02:31The spine, she snaps like the hard-shell taquito. Que?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34The couch, she is new, yes?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37I don't sit on used cushions

0:02:37 > 0:02:39so I had a new sofa delivered.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41You're welcome.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42See how generous she is?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Well, yes, but...

0:02:43 > 0:02:45I'm so glad you're here, Dill.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47I've got so much stuff planned.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50We have to set the awesome alert to Defcon Wow.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52- Oh, yeah!- Wow(!).

0:02:52 > 0:02:54So, are we hanging the Who's Who of the Woodlands?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Cos that's what all the cool bunnies do.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Well, yeah, of course, but instead of the Who's-a Who's-a

0:02:59 > 0:03:02we've got Merl and Gull here.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04And instead of hanging out

0:03:04 > 0:03:07we're going to have super, mega, extreme fun times in the stump!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Whatevs. Impress me.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Ready, set, go!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15PICKLE LAUGHS Whoo-hoo!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Whee!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Wanna...

0:03:20 > 0:03:21try?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Oh, so lame.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Cars are for people too poor to teleport.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Do not worry, Pickle.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34I have the ointmento for the skids of the butt.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Ooh! Do me! Do me!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Head bowling? Whoo-hoo!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Dilly sure knows how to have fun.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Yep, first peppers.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Ha! Finally you have soured on the Dilly

0:03:51 > 0:03:54and you plan to take her out with the pistola, yes?

0:03:54 > 0:03:55I will help.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57What are you talking about, Merl?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59I'm going to play paint blast battle with Dilly.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03She's going to love how I've turned the stump into a war zone.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Indoor paint blast! Pew, pew, pew.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Oh, man.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10GULL WHISTLES

0:04:10 > 0:04:13How are you doing, sailor?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Ain't this fun?- Totally fun.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18If you're, like, totally lame.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20No-one fights their own wars any more.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25BOOM

0:04:25 > 0:04:27War won. You're welcome.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Mm. Hey, you're right, Pickle.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Dilly is way better than you.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Yeah.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, no. The Pickle, she is doing the cooking

0:04:41 > 0:04:44and as usual it smells...

0:04:45 > 0:04:47..fantastico.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I've got to step up my game to impress Dilly.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Mm. Surest way to bunny's heart is through her stomach.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Pickle, I am loving the cooking and the cleaning,

0:04:57 > 0:04:59but I worry, yes.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02The Dilly, she is doing the changing of you.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Sorry, Merl. Can't hear you over my desperate need for approval.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Grog!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09GULL MAKES BUGLE SOUND

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Thank you, sir, may I have another?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Hope your taste buds got spacesuits

0:05:12 > 0:05:15cos they're about to blast off.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Hm?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Oh! She is a masterpiece.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28It's like there's a party in my mouth.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh, wait.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Those are cavities.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Cavity party!

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Ugh. It's just so home-made.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Lame.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Ta-dah.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Is that salad?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- It's fancy.- Leaf carpaccio

0:05:48 > 0:05:51from the hottest bistro in town.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52You're welcome.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55What? The masterpiece.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Pickle, why you let the Dilly do the doing of this?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Cos she's always right.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03This must be way better than my stew.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Since Pickle failed to impress, like always,

0:06:07 > 0:06:10I'll be taking over the fun activities now.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12No!

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Where is the chaos and the screaming?

0:06:22 > 0:06:26It's not allowed cos Dilly's turned the stump into a silent disco.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Pretty cool, huh?

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Si. The quiet, she is surprising and beautiful.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Sorry, man, I don't see your name on the guest list.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I am no guest, for this is the house of me.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- TILL RINGS - Does someone need some hush money?

0:06:41 > 0:06:45This squirrel that is me cannot be silenced with the dineros.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Whatevs. Everyone has a price.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49KNOCK ON DOOR

0:06:56 > 0:06:58It's...

0:06:58 > 0:07:00The biggest, antiqueiest nut money can buy.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Now let's have a little less talkies

0:07:02 > 0:07:04and a little more put a sock in it.

0:07:04 > 0:07:05- OK?- Uh-huh.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10NO MUSIC

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I've never seen everyone so happy.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18I guess they don't need a fun failer like me hanging around.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23What is this?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Pickle, so full of the sorrow.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29But the stump, she has never been more nutty.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43Ah! Nuts to the nut, for nuts are nothing compared to the Pickle.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Lo siento, mi nut amor.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46(Remember me always.)

0:07:50 > 0:07:51PICKLE CRIES

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Pickle, for why are you doing the corner sitting?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56It's fine, Merl.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Dilly's just better than me.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00At being a big meanie.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Take that back!

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Dilly's not a mean.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- She's awesome.- No!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08The Dilly, she is el terrible.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10She has squeezed from you the juice of the life.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13We need to fill you with the Pickle juice again.

0:08:13 > 0:08:18And we will do that by doing the things that you love and I hate.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Really?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21You'd do that for me?

0:08:21 > 0:08:22- Si. - HE SIGHS

0:08:36 > 0:08:38PICKLE LAUGHS

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Muy impresserioso.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Now, let us never do anything this dangeroso again.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00BOOM

0:09:00 > 0:09:01MERL CRIES

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Look out, sanity! Pickle's back!

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Gull!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- I'm a foot stool.- No, you're not.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14And neither am I.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Merl taught me I don't need your approval, Dilly.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- Really? - I'm every bit as good as you.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21As if.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24You could never be as cool, rich or sophisticated as I am.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27No, but I've got something way better.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Friends who love me.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I could buy your friends right out from under you.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34No, you cannot.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37These friends, they are not for the sale,

0:09:37 > 0:09:39unless you have another prehistorical nut.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41No?

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Then not for sale!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Whatevs. This place is lame anyway. I'm out of here.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47OK. But before you go,

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Merl...- Si.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51The Dilly,

0:09:51 > 0:09:55she shall enjoy the Pickle super, mega, extreme fun time after all.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00FYI, I'm taking my stuff, including the couch.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Do I smell a button? Ooh.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Boop.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Hey. Uh, like, whatevs!

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Did Dilly leave without me?

0:10:12 > 0:10:13How rude.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- You know what, she is not better than you after all.- Nope.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18I'm the best bunny here

0:10:18 > 0:10:20and I owe it all to Merl.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Ah, it was, how you say, nothing.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26We've got to celebrate!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Rock and rollercoaster rides are on me.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31No, no!