0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure!
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# That isn't very wise
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys! #
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Waaaaah!- Aaaaaah!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered...
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# Species! #
0:00:27 > 0:00:28MERL SIGHS
0:00:28 > 0:00:31SPORTS BUILD-UP MUSIC
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Da-da-da-da-da-da!
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Charge-amente.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Ah, she is time for hockey night in this town.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- WITH MUSIC:- Aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Merl, are you OK? It sounds like you're stubbing your toe
0:00:47 > 0:00:50but over and over and over and over and over and over and over
0:00:50 > 0:00:52and over, over, over.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Hey, this toe is totally unstubbed.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Cancel the toe alert, Gull. Merl's just watching that hockey stuff.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Not just hockey, the greatest hockey team ever,
0:01:03 > 0:01:05The Woodland Squirrels,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08back in the play-off for the first time in 66 years.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Wouldn't that make The Squirrels the worst team ever?
0:01:12 > 0:01:17The very worst, but the true fan, he cares not for the mere winning
0:01:17 > 0:01:22and losing - no, the true fan cares about the mojo.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25The mojo penny, found under the coach by Grandpapa,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28during The Squirrels' last play-off win.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32The mojo mop mopped the tears of Grandpapa during the Squirrels'
0:01:32 > 0:01:35many, many, many play-off losses.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37The mojo mouldy hot dog,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40regurgitated-amente by Grandpapa,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43also during one The Squirrels' many, many, many, many, many
0:01:43 > 0:01:45play-off losses.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Oh, Grandpapa!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49What a weak stomach you must have had!
0:01:49 > 0:01:54If those things are so mojo-rific, why do The Squirrels keep losing?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57A simple answer, my simple friend.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01These things, they are useless without the king of all the mojo,
0:02:01 > 0:02:06the luxurioso play-off beard.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Oh, right...
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- The play-off beard. So you going to grow one, Merl?- Que?!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I have grown my magnifico plumage
0:02:15 > 0:02:19since The Squirrels got into the play-offs a month ago.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Oh, yeah... Yeah, there it is. I think I see it.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Oh, no...
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Yes, it is just my imagination.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Eh?!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Your confused expressions tell me that you are mucho impressed.
0:02:33 > 0:02:39Let us all bask in my beard mojo as my Squirrels, they skate to glory.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41BUZZER BEEPS
0:02:41 > 0:02:44And your final score, Screaming Eagles 57 there
0:02:44 > 0:02:47and The Woodland Squirrels, what?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Yay! Merl's tiny beard did it! One of the teams won!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53It's a miracle.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56See, this is all Merl's fault.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00My beard, she does not have the mojo to lead The Squirrels to victory.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Go on, Gull, eat the mojo dog.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04She is useless to me.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Eat the what, the who now?
0:03:08 > 0:03:12MERL SOBS
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Here we go, sillyoldwivestales.com.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18This World Wide Web site will tell us how to grow your beard, Merl.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Old wives' tales?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Are those not just a bunch of tales exclusively for the old wives?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Nah, remember when Gull messed up his eyes
0:03:26 > 0:03:28sitting too close to the TV?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31This site said carrots are good for your eyes.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Hmm.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Relax, Merl. The website's real clear.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Regular shaving makes beards grow faster and thicker.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48A little here and a little...
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Done!- Oh, let me see, let me see!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I still look like Merl.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Muy bueno. Muy, muy bueno, Gull.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Soon el beardo grande, she will come.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Hey, what, no tip?!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13And after one period, The Squirrels find themselves once again behind.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18But with only 708 goals to make up for, it's still anybody's game.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22The shaving is not working either!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Merl, I don't mind growing a beard if it's for you.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31You - grow a beard?!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Oh, Gull, you have the least amount of mojo I have ever seen.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38But if you are wanting to waste your time with yet another
0:04:38 > 0:04:42idea ridiculoso, be my guest.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Aah! Wasting time! My favourite!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Hey!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Ah, fitting in.
0:05:02 > 0:05:08Huh, well, looks like someone has more mojo then someone else thought.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12To be clear, first someone, Gull, second someone, Merl.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I am aware of the someone order!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17HE BELCHES
0:05:28 > 0:05:33I will admit, Gull's beard, she is mucho luxurisimo
0:05:33 > 0:05:37but that does not mean he has the mojo.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41And The Squirrels jump up to an early 300-goal lead.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46It's almost as if somebody out there grew the most luxurious of all
0:05:46 > 0:05:48play-off beards there.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53And The Squirrels score. The Squirrels score!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Look at that, The Squirrels score again!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Two goals at once that time. Sure it's totally against the rules
0:05:59 > 0:06:01but who cares? The Squirrels score!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Ahem.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12(Shhh.)
0:06:13 > 0:06:19You should be ashamed of yourself, letting the Gull have all the mojo.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21But The Squirrels, they are winning.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24What difference does it make whose mojo is doing what?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27What difference does it make?!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Your family have been loyal fans for generaciones.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32What would Grandpapa say?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35But Merl, he cannot grow the beard.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Just because we cannot grow the beard, does not
0:06:39 > 0:06:42mean we cannot have the beard.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Huh! Is this the clippers I see before me?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:53 > 0:06:57It is the numero uno fan that should possess the mojo!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03RAZOR BUZZES
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Merl! Oh, Merl!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11You didn't!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Whoa! Merl, your beard came in!
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Oh, that is lucky timing because mine somehow fell off last night.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Spooky!
0:07:22 > 0:07:27Well, Merl, you took the world's most luxurious beard and ruined it.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30For shame, for beard shame.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34There is no shame if The Squirrels win because of my mojo.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I am the numero uno fan, not Gull.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42I'm sorry, Merl, I should have been more mumano nunomoyo.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47I'm not munamo numono!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50I hope you and beard will be happy together.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54And, by the way, it looks great on you. For shame!
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Ssh! Do not listen to them, beard. Whoops.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Hmmmm.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06BUZZER BEEPS
0:08:06 > 0:08:09No, it's not what you think, Eagles jump to a lead
0:08:09 > 0:08:11three microseconds into this contest.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- I mean...- What?!- It's got to be some kind of record or something there.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17OK, it is just a one goal.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19We still have mucho of the mojo.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20BUZZER BEEPS
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Eagles score and it seems like The Squirrels have completely
0:08:23 > 0:08:25lost any mojo they had.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Repeat, lost their mojo there.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30BUZZER BEEPS
0:08:30 > 0:08:32And with the score 78-7 for Eagles,
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I'm afraid she's all over but the crying, Squirrel fans.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37MERL SOBS
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Merl!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Gracias, me amigos.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Merl has received his desserts, which are just.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Can you forgive a beardless squirrel?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh, that's OK, Merl.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Hey, you're missing the big game.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Eagles score, like...really lots.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03MERL SIGHS
0:09:05 > 0:09:09If Merl wants mojo, I'll give him tapioca.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Squirrels score!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17It's not like they can turn this game around and just win,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19or can they?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23No. Oh, yes! Maybe...
0:09:23 > 0:09:24We need more power.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Eagles shoot and...
0:09:26 > 0:09:28What a save!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Wait, The Squirrels right winger Nutsky drives it to the net
0:09:32 > 0:09:35and he scores! What a beauty there!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38You had to see it to believe it there, though, eh?!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Que? What is this?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Nutsky scores again. Look out, Eagles,
0:09:44 > 0:09:47The Squirrels are on fire there, though, eh?
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Keep rubbing the balloons, people, keep rubbing the balloons.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh!
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Well, that's the game, folks.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06The entire arena appears to have been blown into space
0:10:06 > 0:10:09by some kind of mojo meltdown there.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13We wish the both teams luck and a safe voyage back to earth.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15So goodnight.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I guess Gull had too much mojo.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20It appears to be so.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Well, there is always next season.