Gull Patterned Baldness

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure!

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys! #

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Waaaaah!

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Aaaaaah!

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# This is getting crazier

0:00:18 > 0:00:23# Feels like we're endangered...

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Species! #

0:00:26 > 0:00:29MERL SIGHS

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Ah!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Has there ever been anything more the greater invention

0:00:34 > 0:00:36than the vacuum?

0:00:41 > 0:00:45More than the tool for the sucking up of this stump's many fur balls,

0:00:45 > 0:00:48she is mi amiga.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Oh! Easy, vacuum.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00No need to get all emotional with Merl.

0:01:00 > 0:01:05Vacuum, we meet again, for the first time, in a row.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08I bet you and Merl just have like a tonne of fun together.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Stop being so romantic!

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Ah, ah, oh!

0:01:19 > 0:01:24No wonder Merl loves you. You're wonderful.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Esmeralda!

0:01:26 > 0:01:30What has this bad Gull done to you?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Meh!

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Yee-ha! Ride 'em, Bucko!

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Wahoo! On a vacuum!

0:01:45 > 0:01:51Look out! Coming through. Watch my head. Pardon. Excuse me.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I'll handle this.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00She will all be over soon.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08Phew. That makes 17 household appliances that I've been stuck in.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Thanks, old buddies. I...

0:02:13 > 0:02:19Hey, is this just me or is everyone's head a little breezy?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Oh, you.

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Don't change a thing.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29No, no, my head, my beautiful feathered head! Oh!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32It's not so bad, Gull.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Maybe if you squint, use an eye patch,

0:02:34 > 0:02:36maybe turn off a couple of lights.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40You sort of, kind of, look like a... bald eagle?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47HE LAUGHS

0:02:50 > 0:02:52A bald eagle? Really? Could it be?

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Question.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00What is a bald eagle?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Nope, nope, nope, yep.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- Oh, yeah, you could be brothers.- Yay.

0:03:12 > 0:03:17Why didn't you come to any of my birthday parties, huh? Huh? Huh?

0:03:19 > 0:03:23I still love you, bro. You can have my kidney.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Pickle, Gull, he looks nothing like the eagle.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Shush, Merl, I'm just trying to make him

0:03:31 > 0:03:33feel better about losing his feathers.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35What harm could come from that?

0:03:36 > 0:03:40'Bald eagle. Greatest predator of all birds.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43'The eagle's prey quivers in fear as the master of the hunt

0:03:43 > 0:03:45'stretches its massive wings.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50'Yes, the eagle hungers and it shall be satisfied.'

0:03:50 > 0:03:54That is...

0:03:54 > 0:03:55so me!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57It is the greatest.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02From now on, I do everything like a bald eagle. Everything.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- This, she will take the while. - Everything.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08I go to the bath with bubble-itos.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I'm staying to watch this.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12No, wait, we need popcorn.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- TV:- 'The eagle makes its home near open water.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20'These areas provide ample prey, be it a school of salmon,

0:04:20 > 0:04:21'a high school of trout,

0:04:21 > 0:04:24'a home-schooled beaver, or maybe

0:04:24 > 0:04:27'just an innocent squirrel bathing leisurely.'

0:04:30 > 0:04:33A rubber ducky, a warm bath -

0:04:33 > 0:04:37what more could a soiled squirrel want?

0:04:37 > 0:04:38- Eagle dive!- AH!

0:04:41 > 0:04:46Oh, oh, oh!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Gull, what is it you're up to now?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Don't worry, I'm an eagle, Merl,

0:04:51 > 0:04:54and you ruined my midday squirrel-flavoured,

0:04:54 > 0:04:56squirrel-shaped squirrel snack.

0:04:56 > 0:05:02Well, Gull, if at first you don't succeed to eat the squirrel snack,

0:05:02 > 0:05:05you must try... Uno minuto!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Squirrel snack? Oh!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Eagle landing!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Eagle slam!

0:05:13 > 0:05:19AH! Pickle, the most horrible thing has happened.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27Pickle, the most horrible thing she has happened.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Gull, he thinks he is the bald eagle.

0:05:29 > 0:05:34He wants Merl for the furry appetiser-ino.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39Oh, come off it, Merl, everyone knows squirrels taste terrible.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- TV:- 'A bald eagle may have missed it wily and nervous prey,

0:05:43 > 0:05:46'but the king of the sky never gives up.

0:05:46 > 0:05:51'Ahem! The king of the sky NEVER gives up!'

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Oh, sorry, I was in the little eagle's room.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Hey, guys, so, here's the thing.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59I'm going to go ahead and hunt you down

0:05:59 > 0:06:01and crunch you up in my powerful beak, now.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05OK? Eagle lead!

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Boop, boop, boop.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I don't hear anything.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Once again, the make-believe ends in disaster.

0:06:16 > 0:06:21Curse you, imagination. Curse you!

0:06:21 > 0:06:26Has anybody ever told you guys how delicious you look?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Eagle attack!- Ah!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34'The call of the mighty eagle...'

0:06:34 > 0:06:39Eagle scream! Eagle dive!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Ah!- Eagle chase!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45'Once the mighty eagle has captured its prey, there's nothing left

0:06:45 > 0:06:50'but to rip into its fleshy carcass with its razor sharp evil talons.'

0:06:50 > 0:06:54A-ha! You do not have the razor-sharp eagle talons. Hm?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Us eagles is pretty smart.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Oh, no!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Eagle pounce!

0:07:07 > 0:07:11'But, wait, the bald eagle's hunt is interrupted by only one thing -

0:07:11 > 0:07:13'caring for is precious younglings.'

0:07:15 > 0:07:21Ah, I thought I once heard Merl say he wanted to be a youngling.

0:07:21 > 0:07:28- Ah.- Sorry, Merl.- Rock-a-bye Merl-y, stuck in my wings...

0:07:28 > 0:07:31'Terrible singing isn't enough for a baby eaglet.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35'It craves sustenance and nothing beats whatever's left

0:07:35 > 0:07:38'rotting in Mama eagle's throat.'

0:07:40 > 0:07:43HE BURPS

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh, silly me.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Wittle baby eagy-weagy can't eat that.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Swing, little eaglet, swing.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Let Mama's stomach acid keep you nice and warm.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01The gull goo, she burns, she burn...

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Shush, do not say another word. Also, do not ask how I got in here.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14'Ah, baby eaglet has been fussy.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18'Maybe he'd prefer a sneaky disrespecting rabbit.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20'Baldy, they're getting away.'

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Eagle leap!

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Run, Pickle, run. You must switch off el DVD naturally.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36It's the only way to repair the gull.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Pickle, change el DVD, quickly.

0:08:40 > 0:08:45To what? To what? Penguins, caterpillars, camels...

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Camels! Camel's world. Camels!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Choose anything, Pickle, anything!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58- 'What are you doing, Pickle?'- Ah!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01'Who will narrate if I'm gone? Who?'

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Narrate this!

0:09:05 > 0:09:09'Very well, you're now ejecting the sassy narration nature series DVD.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10'I...'

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Ha, I bet whatever's on this DVD will be way better than that guy.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22ROARING

0:09:22 > 0:09:24'Dinosaurs - magnificent.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28'Older than your grandma and twice as mean.'

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Dinosaur-a-mentes?

0:09:31 > 0:09:36Ha! Lucky for us, they are muy extinct-o. Muy!

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Spread eagle.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Oh, right, forgot about him.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Hey!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46That's no bald eagle.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Guess I'm plain old Gull again.

0:09:52 > 0:09:57'Of course, everyone knows that birds, especially seagulls,

0:09:57 > 0:10:00'are the modern descendants of ancient dinosaurs.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03'Pretty cool, am I right?'

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Roaring!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Yeah, we should've seen this coming.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Hey, guys, check it out. I'm a dinosaur now.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16Er, hey, am I a plant eating dinosaur or a meat eater kind?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18'Oh, what do you think?'

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Uh-huh. Ah!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Come on, guys, I only want to eat your spines.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30You've got plenty of those to go around. Right, come on back here.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Dinosaur roar!