Fame and Fortune, Yuh-huh!

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys! #

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Waaaah!- Aaaaaah!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Species! #

0:00:26 > 0:00:28HE SIGHS

0:00:32 > 0:00:34RADIO PLAYS SPANISH MUSIC

0:00:41 > 0:00:42PLATE SQUEAKS

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Aah!

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Gull, what is it that you're doing to that poor pig?

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oh, this?

0:00:49 > 0:00:54Don't worry, Merl, he's not a REAL pig. He's a piggy BANK. Yeah.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59It is just the piggy bank.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01- ALARM BLARES - Wait a momento.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05I am the only one in the house with the piggy bank! Aaaaaah!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Aloha, Merl!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11We're roasting this pig for our luau,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14and you're just in time for some hula dancing.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16SHE SINGS

0:01:16 > 0:01:19I will save you, piggy bank of me!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Waaaaaaaah!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25No, Merl, it's, "hu-LA".

0:01:25 > 0:01:28SHE CONTINUES TO SING

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Ooh, I want to try! I want to try!

0:01:30 > 0:01:35Feel the rhythm of the Hawaiian islands as you sway.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37HE MUTTERS ANGRILY

0:01:39 > 0:01:40THEY CHANT AND SING

0:01:42 > 0:01:46The coins in the piggy bank of me, where did they go?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Coins? Don't know nothing about that there, brutha.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53But there sure were some tasty piglets inside that there pig there.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Money, she is NOT the plaything for the cooking and the eating!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59She must be saved, yes?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Oh, don't worry, Merl.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02We took out all the funny little papers

0:02:02 > 0:02:05that we found inside the pig first.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07The paper money? You saved it, yes?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Suuuuuure!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12What do you think we used to start the fire?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- MERL SCREAMS - Ay, ay, ay!

0:02:15 > 0:02:16HE SOBS

0:02:16 > 0:02:21- Uh... Is something wrong with Merl? - I think he misses his money.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23HIS SOBS GET LOUDER

0:02:23 > 0:02:27What? We don't need no monies. We've got each other.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33Stop it, stop it, stop it! Gull, you know nothing about the money!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Oh, yes, he does, Shmerly Merl.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Gull used to be super-rich and famous, didn't you?- Yuh-huh.

0:02:39 > 0:02:44What?! This, it is how you say? Ridic-uloso-idioso.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Oh, Merl, that's sweet.

0:02:47 > 0:02:52Just for that, I'll let you in on all my money-making secrets.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Que? The Gull, he understands the high finance?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Nope, but I've got...

0:02:58 > 0:03:00one of these!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04And this, it is what?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Why, it's my magic moneymaker!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Maybe it'll make you rich and famous too!

0:03:10 > 0:03:15This? It is no magic moneymaker. It is trash.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Uh, magic money-making trash.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Show him how famous it made you, Gull!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Has this always been there?

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Yuppers. Gull here was the original Litter Bird.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- No, seriously?- Yes.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Back in the day, Gull was on anti-littering ads

0:03:37 > 0:03:39all over the world!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42He inspired millions to dispose of their waste properly.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46I'm an international symbol of environmental despair!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Or at least, I was.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51This, she does not make the sense, yes?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Gull, he loves the trash.- I know!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56That's what I kept trying to tell them.

0:03:56 > 0:04:01Whoo-hoo! So much garbage! What do I do with all this garbage?

0:04:03 > 0:04:07'So much garbage. What WILL we do with all this garbage?'

0:04:08 > 0:04:11This, it is no ad for the polluting, yes?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14It is just Gull looking for the snackiosos.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16True, Gull was crying tears of joy,

0:04:16 > 0:04:19but everyone else thought he was so sad.

0:04:19 > 0:04:24- And a star was born! - Fame and fortune, yuh-huh!

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Ay, ay, ay.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28There are million-es of suffering creatures in the world

0:04:28 > 0:04:31but Gull, HE becomes the famoso one?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Yup, surprised me too.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36But if you really want to know what happened,

0:04:36 > 0:04:38I have only one thing to say.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Cue the montage!

0:04:43 > 0:04:47The world can't seem to get enough of its most famous

0:04:47 > 0:04:51environmental icon - the "so much garbage" bird.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04CHEERING

0:05:09 > 0:05:11HE SIGHS Good times.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Yes, the montage, she does not lie.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17You really were rich!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Thanks to my magic moneymaker.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22And the mucho dumb luck.

0:05:22 > 0:05:27Hey! Dumb luck is the best kind of luck. Ain't it, Gull?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Yah-huh.- Hm.

0:05:29 > 0:05:35Perhaps I take another look at the dumb luck moneymaker, yes?

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Hold on, Merl. Gull may have been rich

0:05:39 > 0:05:42but that dumb luck money didn't bring him ANY happiness.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45No? What about the big mansion?

0:05:45 > 0:05:50- Mm... Nah, not really! - The fame and the fortune?

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Yeah, that was kind of fun.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54But, no, I still felt a little empty inside.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59What in the picante enchiladas is wrong with you?!

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Well, I'll tell you but first I've got to go all wiggly.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Biddly-doo, biddly-doo, biddly-doo.

0:06:05 > 0:06:10'Hey, that's me sitting on my solid gold bench in front of my mansion.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14'Thanks to my magic moneymaker, I had everything I ever wanted.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18'Except the thing I wanted most - a family.'

0:06:24 > 0:06:29"Roommate wanted. Must be very neat and QUIET!"

0:06:29 > 0:06:31HE GASPS Hey! That's me!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33HIS SHOUTS ECHO

0:06:34 > 0:06:39'Once I saw that stump, I knew I'd found my family.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44'I didn't need all that fame and fortune any more.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49'I didn't even need my magic moneymaker.'

0:06:49 > 0:06:52And we all lived happily ever afters.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57You... This... And...!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59No, no, no!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02The money, you threw it all away?

0:07:02 > 0:07:08Yeah. Ain't that amazing? Gull gave up everything just to live with us.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I do not find...

0:07:10 > 0:07:12HE SHOUTS AND MUTTERS

0:07:14 > 0:07:18This is the worst flashback I have ever seen!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Are you sure? Cos I had that one once with all the cages and...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23I only hung the flyer on the pole in front of the mansion

0:07:23 > 0:07:26so I could find a RICH roommate!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Mission accomplished!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Who would bring all his money with him to our stump!

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Oh, whoops. Well, my bad. But, hey, I brought something even better!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38No, you did not!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42You and the bunny, you were the only two to ever respond!

0:07:42 > 0:07:46And we all lived happily ever after.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49No! There is no happily ever after!

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Give ME that moneymaker of the magic, yes?

0:07:53 > 0:07:57But, Merl, YOU said it was just some old trash and dumb luck.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Yes, and I want the dumb luck too!

0:08:00 > 0:08:05I will be the new Litter Squirrel of the fame and fortune!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I will be rich! Rich! Rich...

0:08:07 > 0:08:09HE CHOKES AND SPLUTTERS

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Ahem. Rich!

0:08:15 > 0:08:21Hola, amigos. I am the poor, little Litter Squirrel.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- HE WHIMPERS - See the sad, sad eyes of me?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28So, you make me rich, yes?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Ha-ha!

0:08:31 > 0:08:32- Gotcha!- Aaaaaah!

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Your disease-spreading days are all over, rodent.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40What? But I am not the rodent. I am the superstar!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Meet the world's most famous new icon...

0:08:46 > 0:08:48for pest control.

0:08:50 > 0:08:55- MERL PANTS - The dumb luck, she has failed me!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58As expected.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01You know, Merl, you've got to be dumb to have dumb luck.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06This, it sounds almost like the compliment, yes?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Yes. No. When? What do you think, Gull?

0:09:10 > 0:09:15Well, I think, we don't have money but at least we have each other.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19And we all live happily ever afters.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Ugh. No.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26There is no happy ever the after for the broken bones of me.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I feel like the world, she is out to get me, yes?

0:09:29 > 0:09:34Like I am some kind of the endangered species.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Oh, yeah! Let's be a whole family of endangered species!

0:09:40 > 0:09:44I could be...the last gull on Earth.

0:09:44 > 0:09:50Earth, Earth...Earth...

0:09:50 > 0:09:53We'd be so rare, we'd become rich and famous!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57No, no, no. Merl is finito with the rich and the famous.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- LOUD SNAP - Aaaaaah!

0:09:59 > 0:10:04- HE WHIMPERS - It hurts too much, yes?

0:10:04 > 0:10:05HE SOBS

0:10:07 > 0:10:11And we all lived happily ever afters.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13LOUD THUMP, MERL SCREAMS