Tub of Troubles

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure!

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I love you guys! #

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Waaaaaah!- Aaaaah!

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# This is getting crazier

0:00:18 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# Species! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:37LOUD BANGING

0:00:37 > 0:00:40The tub! She overflows!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46I am never taking a bath with you two again.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Oh, that was the most amazing thing I've ever seen!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Er, in a bathtub.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Amazing?! I think not.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58You destroy Reynaldo!

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Slippy! Whoo-hoo!

0:01:02 > 0:01:07Yeah! Now, that was the best bath-time party I've ever been to!

0:01:07 > 0:01:08HE BELCHES

0:01:08 > 0:01:13- Party? There was no party. Just you two causing the trouble!- What?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15I was doing my best to save you!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17You ruined Reynaldo!

0:01:18 > 0:01:23- Hey, why does my beak taste like shampoo? Anybody? Anybody?- Huh?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Weird.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Ah, yes, what happened in the tub,

0:01:28 > 0:01:31she was the worst bath-time disaster.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Merl, what tub were YOU in?

0:01:33 > 0:01:38It was the most awesome bath-time adventure EVER.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40This is not the bath-time I remember.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Guys, guys, GUYS! HOLD IT!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44PFFRT!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Ooh, I can smell it. Go on.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52I will tell you the tale if you will oblige.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58The bathwater was warm that day, my friends...TOO warm.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02'I was preparing for the thrilling, but cautious,

0:02:02 > 0:02:08'Floaty Funtime With Reynaldo, my trusty duckie.'

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Hmm, the float readiness scan, she is positive.

0:02:13 > 0:02:18- Reynaldo is tub-worthy. - Hey, Merl! Look at me!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- PFFRT! - I'm floating!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Tub safety - numero uno.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Hrnngh!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Hrnngh! Hrrngh!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32There is no safety without the pain!

0:02:32 > 0:02:36'Reynaldo, he is more than just the duckie.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40'He is more like the safest ocean liner in the world,

0:02:40 > 0:02:42'completely unsinkable.'

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I'm king of the squirrel!

0:02:45 > 0:02:51Ah, nothing could be more relaxing and safe.

0:02:51 > 0:02:56Avast for rubber booty, mateys! And, er, duckie-ho!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Yarr-harr-harr!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Whoaaa-oh-oh!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Yarrr! Arr!

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Ay-yi-yi! El piratas!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19'It was about to become the worst bath-time tragedy

0:03:19 > 0:03:21'known to squirrelkind.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24'I knew what I had to do.'

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Viva the unsinkable squirrel!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Yarr, he's getting away! Stop him...

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- Stop him!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- CREW LAUGH - What are you laughing at?

0:03:41 > 0:03:42I didn't say anything funny!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Yarr!

0:03:51 > 0:03:55'Nuh-uh, that's not the bath-time I remember!'

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Ohhhh, whoa-whoa-whoa...

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Let me tell you how it REALLY happened.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03'I was having a bubble BLAST in the old tub...'

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Look at me, Pickle! I'm floating!

0:04:05 > 0:04:09'..when my secret emergency immediate response alarm went off.'

0:04:09 > 0:04:13LAUGHTER Ugh!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16My secret emergency immediate response alarm is going off!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18'I knew what I had to do.'

0:04:18 > 0:04:20KLAXON BLARES

0:04:28 > 0:04:30BEEP!

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Good evening, 00-Pickle.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Satellite images have revealed a floaty duck in the middle

0:04:39 > 0:04:41of the Medtuberrannean which has been compromised.

0:04:41 > 0:04:47A floaty duck in peril? Sounds dangerous...just the way I like it!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Yes, quite. Your mission - save it.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Oh, and bring back some fish and chips.- And some tea!

0:04:52 > 0:04:53And some tea for Nigel.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01'That floaty duck was in trouble,

0:05:01 > 0:05:04'but not from pirates... from something much worse -

0:05:04 > 0:05:07'the evil Dr Blowfish!'

0:05:07 > 0:05:10WICKED LAUGHTER

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Didn't your blowfish parents tell you not to swim with sharp objects?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29BLOWFISH COUGH AND WHEEZE

0:05:29 > 0:05:32'My spy tricks were top notch.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37'It didn't take long to turn those evil blowfish into comedy gold!'

0:05:38 > 0:05:40PFFRT! BULL'S-EYE!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Er...

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Blowfish-eye!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Blowfish agents, get that spy!

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Um...I don't remember ordering lunch.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Anyone? Giant clam delivery?

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Waaah! OK, boys, prepare to get shelled!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05NEEDLE SCRATCHES Aw, come on, "shelled"?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Is that the best you can come up with?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Time to CLAM UP!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12It's CLAMMER TIME!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14MUSSEL POWER!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16"Clam you dig it"?

0:06:16 > 0:06:21Ah, take that! And that! And maybe some of this!

0:06:21 > 0:06:22And a pinch of that!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Ha-ha-ha! You're mine now!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:29 > 0:06:34- Ulp!- Where's your clever banter now, 00-Pickle?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37No last words?

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Only one...and it ain't even that clever.

0:06:44 > 0:06:50Ah, OK, then. Are you going to say it now? Go ahead.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Lobster.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Huh? What do you mean, "lobster"?

0:07:03 > 0:07:09Help! SOS! Save One Squirrel!

0:07:09 > 0:07:15Say WHAAAAAAAAAT?

0:07:15 > 0:07:19That's not right! That's not what happened.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21I'll tell you what REALLY happened.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28We're hit. Don't get cocky, kid.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Er, Gull? Wrong fantasy.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Oh, right!

0:07:32 > 0:07:37It all started when I came from a shopping trip to the dump.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- VOICE ECHOES:- I was so happy...

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Ooh, does my voice really sound like that? Echo-echo-echo!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- PFFRT! - Floaty!

0:07:44 > 0:07:49Wow, and I thought the bottom of the toilet tank was majestic.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Hey, check out my party germs!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57And I was all like, "Hey, party germs,

0:07:57 > 0:08:00"don't start the bathtub party without me!"

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- THEY CHEER - Party!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05When Gull hear the music, Gull gots to dance.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Ah-nah-nah-nah-nah! - PFFRT!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! - PFFRT!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10- Ah-nah-nah-nah-nah! - PFFRT!

0:08:10 > 0:08:15THEY GROAN Why does that keep happening?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I've got ya now, guys - balloon poppers!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21No need for sticker shock!

0:08:21 > 0:08:25'Oh, yeah, I had a party to save and I knew what I had to do.'

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Pin the germ on the duckie!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- SHIP'S HORN BLARES - Echo-echo-echo!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37'They weren't blowfish pirates or blowfish spies.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- 'They were just plain old germs.' - Germs?!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Aaaaah!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50'And then I was knocked into the sun.'

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Whoaaaaa!

0:08:54 > 0:08:59- That is not the bath-time I remember.- Yeah, me neither.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Yeah, she neither.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03The bath-time details, we disagree on,

0:09:03 > 0:09:06but we all agree on what happened next.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13'A rogue wave washed me into the sea!'

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Nuh-uh, so wrong, Merl!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21'The evil Dr B tried to blow up the entire ocean

0:09:21 > 0:09:23'with his bathtub doomsday device!'

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Cos I remember something completely different, like...

0:09:29 > 0:09:31CANNONBALL FART!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33PFFRT!

0:09:37 > 0:09:42Hee-hee! I've got to admit, whatever happened, that was one fun bath-time.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Oh, yeah! My favourite part was the cannonball.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Oh, we'll never forget you. - PFFRT! PFFRT!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Ah, we get the point!

0:09:50 > 0:09:54I, on the other paw, stand by my previous vow.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I am never having the bath-time with you two again.

0:09:57 > 0:10:04Well, how about if, next bath-time, you get to be 00-Merl, hmm?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Last one in the tub, she's a stinky washcloth!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Hey, Merl! Pull my feather.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13All right, that sounds harmless.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16PFFFFFRT!

0:10:20 > 0:10:24I am never having the bath-time with you two...again!