The Fast and the Furriest

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# That isn't very wise

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Ha-ha-ha, I love you guys... #

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Wah!

0:00:13 > 0:00:14Ah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Whoa!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:24# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Species! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:35GULL MAKES CAR ENGINE NOISE

0:00:38 > 0:00:40What you doing, Gull?

0:00:40 > 0:00:44Hey, Pickle. I'm pretending to race on our new race car set.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Pretend? How about we all open it?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Pickle? What are you doing?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Let's race!- Oh, yeah!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58No, no, no. Not race.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02First, you must learn to drive safely.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06I will make for you el perfecto track for the training.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09It will be straight and safe, with the limits of speed

0:01:09 > 0:01:11and the rules of the road.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14And an off-ramp to fly.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23IMAGINARY CROWDS APPLAUD

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Ready, set,

0:01:29 > 0:01:31go!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Oh, I want a race car, too.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Maybe we start with this sensible automobile.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Yes?- Er, well, OK. Sensible.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Whoo-hoo!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Ooh, I want to whoo-hoo too.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46The student driver, he does not get the whoo-hoo too.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48He gets the student driver sign.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Next, the road. She must also be made safe with the signs.- Yeah!

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Oh, gnarly!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- PICKLE LAUGHS - Aargh!

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Oh, that looks fun.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05No, it does not.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09The road - she is no fun unless she is safe.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Let us begin the driving lesson.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Gently press the hand control, yes.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Eh. Close enough.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Now, there are three rules to the safe driving. Uno -

0:02:27 > 0:02:29respect the instructor of the driving.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- That is me.- Hey, Merl.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Ah!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Merl.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Dos - drive the speed...

0:02:43 > 0:02:45..limit, yes.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53And tres - obey all traffic signs.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Close enough.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Hey, Merl! How's my driving?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Pickle - she is going through the red light

0:03:05 > 0:03:06on the closed road.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09While driving with her feet?!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Did you not see the "No Driving With Your Feet" sign?!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Oh, slow down. Keep right.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Watch for the deer!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Why do we have the deer in the house?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Yield! One way! U-turns! - TYRES SCREECH

0:03:26 > 0:03:28No skid marks!

0:03:28 > 0:03:32This breaking of the rules...

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Not on my highway, bandida.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42I set up this speed trap, yes?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45La bandida - she suspects nothing.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48ENGINE ROARS AND MACHINE BEEPS

0:03:48 > 0:03:50WHEELS SCREECH

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Whee-oh,

0:03:52 > 0:03:54whee-oh, whee-oh!

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Do the pulling of the over, motor vehicle violator.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Whoo-hoo-hoo!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Breaker 1-9 for the Birdman.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05That's you, Gull. Turn on your radio!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, oh, erm, hello?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Dude, not your cellphone, your radio.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Oh...ahem...oh, got you.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Breaker 1-9 for the Birdman.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16This is the Birdman,

0:04:16 > 0:04:19doing one quarter of a double-nickel in the Granny Lane, over.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Copy that, Birdman.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I need change for a 20 on the Smokey and the Bear who's there. Over.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Be advised, you have got a 10-17

0:04:25 > 0:04:27pulling pogo-sticks up your back door,

0:04:27 > 0:04:31and a 10-77, minus 3, plus 2, coming up in your 5, over.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Whoo!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35That's a big 10-4, good buddy. Over and out.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Stop making the funny talk and pull over.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40This is not a car chase game.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Shake some trees and rake some leaves.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44We're playing the car chase game!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46We're playing the car chase game!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49We are not playing the car chase game.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Car chase game!

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Oh, I know, in this game,

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I want to be the little old lady with the baby carriage who always

0:04:54 > 0:04:57walks across the street, right in the middle of a high-speed car chase.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58- Ah!- Ah!

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Everybody!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Ah!- Ah!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Everybody!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Ah, ugh...

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Dang hot-rodding hooligans! Can't you read the sign?

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Can you not read the other sign?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Oh, ha-ha. Oh, sorry, Merl.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Oh, I know, I'll be the guys walking through a car chase

0:05:21 > 0:05:22with a sheet of glass.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Great idea, front-of-the-glass Gull.- Thanks, buddy.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Whoo-hoo-hoo!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Whoops!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Gull, out of the way.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Ah...

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Gull, out of the way.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Move out of the...

0:05:39 > 0:05:42THUD

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Ugh.- Ooh, hey, look, it's Merl.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Hey, Merl, what are you doing lying on the road there?

0:05:48 > 0:05:53Gull, the road hazards, they must stop.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Oh, but then I'll never get to finish that bridge I was building

0:05:56 > 0:05:59over Soiled Sofa Canyon.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02EAGLE SCREECHES

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Just put these flimsy barriers in front of it and we shall be safe.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Oh, good idea. ENGINE ROARS

0:06:11 > 0:06:14ENGINES PURR

0:06:16 > 0:06:18The high gear, the shift...

0:06:18 > 0:06:20It is time.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Muuuuh...

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Waaah...

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Pull over, Pickle.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32The chase - it ends now.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Like, right now? By that red light?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35What red light?

0:06:39 > 0:06:42SQUIRREL SPEAKS SPANISH

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Hey, Merl.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Ugh..grr...

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- How's it going? - It is not going, muchacha.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- ENGINE ROARS - You are not obeying the law.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54That's OK, Merl. I don't care much for the rules, anyway.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57She speeds - I obey.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02The only way to catch her is to break the law too...

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Ha-ha-ha-ha! - GULL SLURPS

0:07:04 > 0:07:06But, no, I must obey.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09TRAFFIC LIGHT BEEPS

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Yeeha! - ENGINE ROARS

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Come on! - SIREN WAILS

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Obey, obey, obey...

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Oh, who cares?!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24ENGINE ROARS

0:07:26 > 0:07:27I broke the law.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Yes, I broke the law.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33This, it was not bad.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36In fact, it was fantastico!

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Merl, you're speeding? That's fun, isn't it?

0:07:41 > 0:07:46- Yes, yes, it is. It is fun. - HE GIBBERS

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Oh, hey, I speak that language too. HE GIBBERS

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Merl, you're driving with one hand.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Don't you know that's against the law?

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Now I understand.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59No laws, no rules - never again. Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01What's gotten into you, Merl?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Freedom!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08I like wearing moustache.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Everything OK, Merl?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- You seem a little...- Insane?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14No, I have never been more alive.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Viva el Merl the lawless.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Look, Ma, no hands!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21No, there are rules to breaking rules,

0:08:21 > 0:08:23and you're breaking all of them.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Yes, I am the breaker of all that can be broken.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Oh, I'm finally getting it.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34HE CRASHES Nope, not getting it.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36GLASS SHATTERS

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Merl, stop. You're acting all crazy-like.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43You're going to hurt yourself.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Now, what was it that Merl said about driving rules?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48I'd better check.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Ha-ha! Who needs brakes? Not me.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53I am never stopping. Ha-ha-ha!

0:08:53 > 0:08:57I have never felt so much of this - how you say? Aliveness.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Hey, this is where I built my unfinished bridge.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Well, it's a good thing those flimsy barriers'll keep us safe.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Now, what's that rule about unfinished bridges?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Gull! - GULL SLURPS

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Move out of the way! - Uh-oh, collisions, collisions...

0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Whoa-ho-ho-ho!- Ah!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18It says to...scream!

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Ah!- Ah!

0:09:22 > 0:09:26- I'll save you, Merl.- Ah!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Now, it sure done look like Pickle and Merl got themselves

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- into a real predicament this time. - THEY SIGH

0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Ah!- Ooh!- Ah!- Oh!

0:09:33 > 0:09:37- The lawless law-breaking, perhaps it was a mistake, yes?- You think?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Ah!- Ooh!- Oh!- Ah!- Oh!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- I will feel that tomorrow. - If we're still breathing tomorrow.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45THUD

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Ah...

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Break the law? Never again.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51It's good to have you back, Merl.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54It is good to be back, and we are going to be OK,

0:09:54 > 0:09:58now that we are safely inside this ambulance.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- And I'm driving it.- No-o-o-o!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03I'll show you everything I learned from Merl's driving lessons.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Ah! Ah! Ah!- Ah! Ah!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Ah!- Ah!- Ah!