Wish You Were Here

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# That's going in the centre

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Ha-ha ha, I love you guys... #

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Wah!

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Ah!

0:00:15 > 0:00:16Whoa!

0:00:16 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:23# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Species. #

0:00:29 > 0:00:31That looks delicious.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Ooh. Oh!

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Gull, the food in the pictures, it is not real.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39You cannot eat it.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Moving on.- What's that?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43These are just pictures from vacations

0:00:43 > 0:00:45my family went on without me.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47They're always travelling and sending me these photos.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Family vacation!

0:00:49 > 0:00:53Oh, we're a family. We need to have a family vacation too.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Oh, we have to pack. I don't have socks. I don't have any socks!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Socks? This is something Gull wears?

0:01:00 > 0:01:05OK, I had to make some hard choices about what to leave behind

0:01:05 > 0:01:06but I'm all set.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Now, let's get this family vacation started.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Whoo-hoo. I love a good family vacation.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14I'm packed. Where shall we go?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16G-G-Go?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17As in leave the stump?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20No, no, no. There is only trouble out there.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Vacations. They have the danger. - The danger.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- The disease. - The disease!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27The gift shops.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28BOTH: A gift shop?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yay!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Gift! Shop! Gift! Shop!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Forget it. I am not leaving the stump.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37I'm staying right here where it be safe.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- Well then, we'll just have to bring our family vacation here.- Yay!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47PICKLE GRUNTS

0:01:47 > 0:01:50This? It is our vacation?

0:01:50 > 0:01:51You betcha!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54It's called Vacation In A Box.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Oh, this is going to be so much fun.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58- Are we there yet?- What?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- We there yet?- No. - Are we there yet?- No.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- So, are we there yet?- No.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Are we there yet?- No!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Are we there yet?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Si. Yes. Yes, we're here. Look around.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Enjoy the everyday family vacation that is our stump.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Whoo-hoo! This is so much fun!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Just wait.

0:02:18 > 0:02:23Caution. Vacation under pressure holds danger leak.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Everyone, get in real close.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I don't think this is such a good ide... Whoa!

0:02:27 > 0:02:28BOOM!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Whoa.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Snow? In the stump?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Let's family vacation!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Now let's tear this slope up!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41I am not getting in one of those chairs.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44I'm going to stay right here where it is safe.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Don't worry, Merl, we can take the safest chair.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49See you at the top!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51And which chair would that be?

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Come on, Merl! I say this one!

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Whoo!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58PICKLE LAUGHS

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Whoo-hoo!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Already I want to go home.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08What a view!

0:03:08 > 0:03:12HE YODELS

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Hey! It sounds like there's somebody out there.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Is there anybody out there?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19No! No! No!

0:03:19 > 0:03:20We're all alone.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Let's shred some powder. Whoo-hoo!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Whoo-hoo!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Are you guys coming or what?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37OK. Feel the burn. OK.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Argh!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Whoo-hoo!- Come on, Merl. Your turn!

0:03:43 > 0:03:48Must check my gear. Frostbite fixer. Avalanche detector.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Reindeer bite anti-venom. My...

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Argh!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Chair-lift, no!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01What are you... Ouch!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Argh!

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Wow, Merl, I didn't know you liked backcountry skiing!

0:04:11 > 0:04:16This is not the backcountry skiing! It is the kitchen-country smashing!

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Maybe you need to relax-ify more, Merl.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Yes, this - it is a good idea.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24No more family vacations for Merl.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28But I know the perfect way for you to relax-ify.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's called...

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- A family vacation!- Yeah! - No!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Get in close. - Let me see those instructions.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38EXPLOSION

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Surf's up, dudes!

0:04:44 > 0:04:49I'm a bodacious wild wahine. Cowabunga! Whoo-hoo!

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Come on, Merl, it's fun!- Whoo!

0:04:54 > 0:04:59The sun? She is warm. The sand? She is soft. But that hammock?

0:04:59 > 0:05:00She may look safe,

0:05:00 > 0:05:03but she will swing me like a pinata until I hit my head on that tree.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07That is so never going to happen, Merl. Ever.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Whoa! Whoa!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Told you!- Not so bad.

0:05:13 > 0:05:19Even a little relaxing. Siesta...

0:05:23 > 0:05:29CHEERFUL MUSIC

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Ahh.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Ooh.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Hola, brain.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51La luna! It is a nut.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Hi, Merl. Are you relaxed yet?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57HE SCREAMS

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Where did the nutty moon go? - Oh, good, you're awake.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I have a great idea for our next vacation.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- I don't want to go on a vacation at all!- Oh! I know! I know!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Let's go to Family World!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- That sounds awesome.- Sounds unsafe.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18We are going to Family World

0:06:18 > 0:06:23and we are going to have a family vacation and that is family-final.

0:06:27 > 0:06:32- Hello and welcome to... Family World!- Family World!

0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Is this some kind of theme park? - Not just any theme park.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40# Cows have families and so do the mice

0:06:40 > 0:06:48# That's why it's a family world. #

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Yay!

0:06:50 > 0:06:54FAIRGROUND MUSIC

0:06:54 > 0:06:56SCARY MUSIC

0:06:56 > 0:06:59OMINOUS LAUGH

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Are you sure this won't be boring?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Boring? Didn't you see the robots? - # It's a family world. #

0:07:04 > 0:07:08My face! My beautiful face!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11OMINOUS MUSIC

0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Hey, I'll give it a try. - Wait, I must check the rules.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17No standing, no jumping, no shouting,

0:07:17 > 0:07:20no touching, no kissing, no sleeping no parking, no farting,

0:07:20 > 0:07:22no spinning, no thinking, no squeezing, no knitting,

0:07:22 > 0:07:24no bouncing, no smelling, no humming, no itching,

0:07:24 > 0:07:26no licking, no shaving, no warning, no hooping,

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- no reading aloud.- Come on, Merl.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32My safety instincts tell me something is still not right.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34OMINOUS MUSIC

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Here comes the family hug.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oh, safety restraints.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- There's the love. - Wait, we are moving?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48This is the best day of my life.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51It's too slow. Make it go faster, Gull.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Don't forget to visit the gift shop on your way out

0:07:53 > 0:07:55for your souvenir photo.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Oh, look, that's where we had our first family vacation. Remember?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Like it was just moments ago.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Wow, look, this must be where the ride picks up.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Maybe we'll go off a cliff. - I thought you said this was safe.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Here we go!

0:08:11 > 0:08:18MERL SCREAMS

0:08:18 > 0:08:20# Well it's a family world. #

0:08:20 > 0:08:24- Hey, Merl, is that your underwear? - What?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28I had those arranged by day of the week. Is nothing sacred?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32For dangerous robots, these guys sure do sing a lot.

0:08:32 > 0:08:37Yes, por favor, get me off this ride!

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Souvenir photos are available in the gift shop.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- That's if we even make it to the gift shop.- Gift shop!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Hey, remember when we were remembering remembering

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- about remembering here? - Now's our chance.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Let's get off this train before it's too late.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51I can't escape the hug.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- It's too tight.- Come on.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Alert! Alert!- Pickle, no!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Alert! Alert! You did not visit the gift shop.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00You must end your ride at the gift shop.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Gift shop! Gift shop!

0:09:04 > 0:09:09- All I wanted was to relax. - All I wanted was some action.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- MERL SCREAMS - Wait!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I knew it. My head!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Please visit the gift shop. Please visit the gift shop.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26I'm coming, Merl. Whoo-hoo!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28TRIUMPHANT MUSIC

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Argh!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Gotcha!- Please visit the gift shop.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Please visit the gift shop. Please visit the gift shop.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Cool. Where did you get that? - Oh, this? I got it at the gift shop.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Now, smile!

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Look. That's where I fought off the robots. Hi-ya!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58And there's where I was... Uch. I was unconscious.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Wasn't it relaxing?

0:10:01 > 0:10:07- Uh, I was unconscious.- Oh boy. It was the best family vacation ever.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08I want to do it again...

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Right now!

0:10:11 > 0:10:16- Gull, again, you cannot go into the photos.- Oh, right.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19I keep forgetting.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22- It is good to be home. - Even though we never left.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I love our home.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Me too.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28THEY SCREAM

0:10:28 > 0:10:33- No!- No! - # That's why it's a family world. #