My Best Friend Shlitzy

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Let's go on an adventure

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# That isn't very wise

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Ha-ha-ha, I love you guys

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# This is getting crazier

0:00:17 > 0:00:22# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Spe-cie-e-s! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Like my new closet, Merl?

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Pickle, this, it is no closet.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40It is a skylight.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Hmm. Sky-closet!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- Yee-ha!- D'oh.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48And if you like my sky-closet...

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- I do not.- ..you're really going to love my...

0:00:51 > 0:00:55- Ah!- ..floor-closet.- Gwah.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57GULL LAUGHS

0:00:57 > 0:01:00That was so funny, Shlitzy.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03So, what do you think of the place?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Not bad, Gull.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07You'll be totally styling once you get rid

0:01:07 > 0:01:09of this rodent infestation.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh! No, no, no.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Those aren't rodents, this is my fam-bly.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17No way. Oh, my bad.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Gull, you have the new friend, yes?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oh, sorry. Yes.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Merl, Pickle, this is Shlitzy.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Ooh, he's so cute. Where'd you meet him, Gull?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Only at the most exclusive dumpster in town.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:34 > 0:01:38I'd been trying to get in there for weeks,

0:01:38 > 0:01:41but I could never get past security.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Until today.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Oh, mope.- Hey, watch it!

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Sorry, I didn't see you there.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Hey, you OK there, little guy?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Guess I'll just go in then.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Wow, what a classy dump.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00I was just minding my own beeswax - mmm! -

0:02:00 > 0:02:03when I caught the eye of this fella across the room.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Here's your eye back, fella. It's nice to meet you, fella.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Nice to meet you too. - So you come here a lot?

0:02:09 > 0:02:13And from that moment on we were the bestest of friends.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17So...you brought home this stinky corncob from the dumpster?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Uh...corncob?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21He means me, Gull.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24That's all they see when they gaze upon the Shlitzter.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Others are smart enough to look past the half-eaten kernels

0:02:27 > 0:02:29and mouldy cob parts.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32They can see the real me.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Aww, all I see is one big old cob of sweetcorn, Shlitzy.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Thanks, cutie, you're pretty sweet yourself.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- And you've got some great decorating ideas.- What?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46She put the closet in the floor and the closet in the ceiling.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49This, you say it is the great idea, Gull?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Um, I didn't say anything, Merl.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Yes, but, Gull, you make the corn do the talking, yes?

0:02:55 > 0:02:59I do? No, I don't!

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Do I?- I don't know what he's talking about neither, Gull,

0:03:03 > 0:03:06but I'll keep my eye on him for you.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I'm watching you, mister.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Unlike you, I never blink.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15GROWLING

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Arghh! It is just a corncob.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Pickle? Pickle?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Over here, Merl. In the grotto.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Pickle?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32What is this beneath the sink?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35You wanted to spruce the old place up, so I got rid of all that

0:03:35 > 0:03:38mould and scum beneath the sink

0:03:38 > 0:03:39and built us a grotto.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Refreshment?- No.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Argh!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- What is this now? - That's just the sink draining.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49How do you think I fill the grotto?

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Hello?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Hey, is somebody down the drain?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- It's just that uptight squirrel... - What?!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00..who calls himself your friend.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Aye-yai-yai. Do you hear this, Pickle?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Well, you are a bit uptight.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Dios mio. The bird making the corn speak.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11This must be his cry for help.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13And I shall help him!

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Do you really think I got the smaller bed, Shlitzy?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Oh, abso-cobbing-loutley.

0:04:19 > 0:04:24And look at the state of your sheets, they're absolutely filthy.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27It's my special memory dirt.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh, I remember that.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30- CLEARS THROAT - Merl?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Ah, what does that control freak want us to do this time?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Gull, everything, it is OK, yes?

0:04:36 > 0:04:41- Why do you ask?- Because he thinks that you're a mess, Gull, a mess!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I do not do the speaking to you, Senor Cob of the Corn!

0:04:44 > 0:04:49I mean, Gull, you do not need the corn of the cob to speak to me

0:04:49 > 0:04:52if you have the issues, yes?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55OK. Hey, but, what's an issue?

0:04:55 > 0:04:58It's like when they start doing all these repairs for themselves

0:04:58 > 0:05:03- and nothing for you. - What? This, it is not true.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Oh, yeah?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Gull, what's your absolute favourite part of the Stump?

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Well, I used to like licking all the dirt and scum beneath the sink.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- And now they've cleaned it up.- What?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Even my flavour scum?

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Well, yes, but...

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Ha, they're moving walls and closets.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23The next thing you know, they'll be moving you out, Gull.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Ah! Oh!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27No, Gull, it is just repairs.

0:05:27 > 0:05:33Merl, do not kick me...out of our...home!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35But I didn't, and I'm not!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Tell you to just... Ahh!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Gwah.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Gull needs you, Pickle, now!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Gwah!- Why are you shouting in the sink, Merl?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48I'm up here in the sky-closet.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Of course. The worst repairs ever,

0:05:50 > 0:05:54- and now they make Gull think we are doing the kicking of him out.- What?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Let me talk to him.- Grrr.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Hey, where you going, Gull?

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Nowhere.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- No, you're moving out. - Oh, yeah, I forgot.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- I'm moving out!- Huh?

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Sayonara, suckers.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Me and the brainless bird are out of here.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Whoa, hold on a sec there, Shlitzo.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20It's one thing to call me and Merl names,

0:06:20 > 0:06:22but no-one messes with our pal Gull.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Really?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27And now, time to rearrange your niblets.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Come on, bring it on!

0:06:29 > 0:06:30What have you got?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Nobody beats the Shlitzter.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Ah, you missed me. Is that all you got?- He's too quick.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44But he is on YOUR hand.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48Ha! You losers will never get rid of the Shlitzter.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Ha-ha-ha!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Gull, a word, por favor.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Alone!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I do not understand this, Gull, but it seems that you have

0:06:57 > 0:07:01no control over this Shlitzy that you are now controlling.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03It's like Shlitzy's got a mind of his own.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Plus, he's also much smarter than me too.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Yes, that is also very strange. - You know, I can hear you!

0:07:09 > 0:07:11The corn, he is all ear.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15But now, we stop the listening, yes?

0:07:19 > 0:07:20The plan, it is this.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Gull, he use the bathroom.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Shlitzy, he is not looking...

0:07:25 > 0:07:28And I hit him with the plunger and knock him in the toilet.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29You mean...like this?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Ahh!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42That's itsy for Shlitzy.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45How does he always find out what we're doing?

0:07:45 > 0:07:50Yes, it's almost like he has someone on the inside working for him.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53He does? Who could that be?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55I know - it's you, Pickle!

0:07:55 > 0:07:56No.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Merl!- Nope.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Pickle!- No.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Ah, could it be...me?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05I told you they were trying to get rid of you.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08It's time to make that decision for yourself and leave.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11You're right, Shlitzy. We're out of here.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13DOOR SLAMS

0:08:13 > 0:08:15We've got to stop him, Merl.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17We need to get Shlitzy away from Gull.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Agreed, but how does one prise such a sticky character

0:08:20 > 0:08:22from Gull's feathery grip?

0:08:23 > 0:08:27What's the one thing that Gull can't resist?

0:08:35 > 0:08:39We're finally free of those rodents.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Let's head back to the dump, where we belong.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I don't know about this, Shlitzy.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47I've never been this far from the Stump without my friends before.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Hey, Gull!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52You wouldn't want to leave without a goodbye party, would you?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55No, Gull. We'll miss fun rides on the diaper pile.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57We've got cake.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59The cake is a lie!

0:09:02 > 0:09:03I don't like the looks of this.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Mmm, my favourite - marzipan feather surprise cake.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Ah! With dumpster diaper icing.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16And what would a party be without the balloons?

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- Hey, let go of me. - Yes? Do not get too...carried away.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Don't you see, Gull? They're trying to float me away.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26But it won't work.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28This bird's fist is like steel.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Yeah!- He'll never let me go.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I'll... Wait, what? My hands are made of metal?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Oh, I've got to see this. - Gull, what are you doing?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Get me down from here!- Huh?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Oh, sorry, Shlitzy. - I thought we were best friends!

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Uhh.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46No, not really.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Ha! You'll never get rid of me.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51I'll just hang up here on the ceiling,

0:09:51 > 0:09:54preying on your silly insecurities.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59Yes, but perhaps you did not see our new sky-closet.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03No, no!

0:10:03 > 0:10:08Merl, you used my sky-closet!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Yes, Pickle, it is not such a bad idea after all.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Shlitzy, is he g-g-gone?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I'm going to miss the little guy.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Do not be sad, Gull, we are your real friends.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23And we will always be here for you...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Uhh, Merl?